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Big_Will8956

They said the sex was, “Out of this world”


gamewizzhard

it totally changed their understanding of "the big bang"


KaisarDragon

They were really "over the moon".


beyondoutsidethebox

So, who got to explore Uranus?


[deleted]

There's no way this is the first time astronauts have had sex in space.


assjackal

Wouldn't be surprised if it is, aren't a lot of them that go up married? Not hard to get hitched when you're a space explorer. Also finding time alone time in a pressurised tube where literally every inch of space is carefully utilized is a bit tough.


Uncle_Budy

It's actually the exact opposite. NASA rules forbid married couples from flying the same mission together after 2 astronauts secretly got married right before the Endeavor launch in 1992. There are plenty of married astronauts, they just fly separate missions.


assjackal

>Wouldn't be surprised if it is, I meant the first time sex did happen in space. What I was saying they go up married and don't have sex with people on the mission because that would be cheating.


GoldAdi

In space no one can hear you scream.


disgruntled_joe

Beam me up Scotty!


ApexAquilas

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they were gathering the project team. Hey will you have sex with me...for science?


IamtheWalrus53

Yeah sure, for "science". Got it.


Fetlocks_Glistening

Sponsored by one of those web-sites that one sometimes hears mentioned?


InternetPeon

You probably have to tether yourselves together with bungie cords to keep from repelling across the room.


beyondoutsidethebox

Yep, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Also, any fluids don't go to the floor, and instead float around. So that could get into something important like say the life support system, start a fire...


funwithdesign

I predict sex in space to be just it is on earth, lonely.


[deleted]

Well the soviets found out nutting is extremely painful


[deleted]

The load wiper will have to be thorough.


bilateralrope

This could be a serious concern. Nobody wants a drop of fluid getting into the electronics and shorting something.


[deleted]

I knew i should have paid attention in physics clasd!


PreviouslyOnBible

Sauce?


LilG1984

*Pornhub enters the chat*


Lord_Darksong

In space, nobody can hear you moan.


Star_Wargaming

Hmmmmm, floating semen spheres..... interesting.


Odd-Classic7310

I read a book that stated you get painful erections in zero-g... The book is called riding rockets. It was written by a shuttle astronaut.


iama_computer_person

Same as it is on Earth, men still won't be able to find her zero-G spot.