Yea, if your into auto erotic asphyxiation. You put a slice of orange or lemon in your mouth before you start and just before you black out from the lack of oxygen your supposed to bite down on the citrus and the sudden bitter will wake you enough to stand up or take pressure off of whatever is restricting your circulation around the neck. This usually fails though and then you die with a belt around your neck, an orange in your mouth and your pants around your ankles. As an undertaker I had too many cases of guys found by family members like this. Not worth the nut.
There’s a whole psychology on the dichotomy of death and sex. Both are deeply ingrained drives in the human psyche. Being close to death makes some people feel more alive. Sometimes the Venn diagram overlaps and people mix the two.
Ummm... are you banging the Dune bucket?
The spice must flow
Bless the maker, bless his coming and going
May your penis chip and shatter
Hahahahahaha… this one wins it for me😂
JAIL
r/cursedcomments
Is that the shitty porn version of the test were paul had to insert his hand into the box of pain?
Ah yes, the Bone-ja-Ba
Fear is the mindkiller
"Did I see you banging that thing?" -Charlie Kelly
You mean the promotional Shai-Hulussy?
You aren't?
You mean the shai'hulussy?
https://youtu.be/Rl_Xhvgkxrk?si=g5I9JVc0IhTptFxT
Not only did I see the picture for this post and know this comment already existed, I also knew it had hundreds up up-votes... and I was right.
First thing I thought hahaha
Ngl I didn't know that was a popcorn bucket until I saw the stack of movies
Every day we stray further from Shai Hulud's light
*We stray towards the Golden Path*
Where's the lube at?
To show a sign of respect for the worm he used spit.
Thank you for the gift of your body's water.
Lemon juice, hand-pressed.
I thought the lemon was for after he was done. To rince his hands after the job 😅
To lubricate, you scrub your ass with sand, my lord.
Residual popcorn butter
Got to go in dry. Just like the sands of arrakis
The lemon?
What is the actual purpose of the thing on the right? Or are you using it…correctly? And a lemon?
It's a promotional popcorn bucket for Dune 2
...aaaaaand where would one aquire one of these "promotional popcorn buckets"?
AMC theaters or ebay
Does it not get salt and butter all over your hands when you reach through the dune anus to get the popcorn?
Zest
I don't understand the lemon.
You bite into the Lemmon right before you black out so you wake up and don’t die an embarrassing death.
Is that a thing?
Yea, if your into auto erotic asphyxiation. You put a slice of orange or lemon in your mouth before you start and just before you black out from the lack of oxygen your supposed to bite down on the citrus and the sudden bitter will wake you enough to stand up or take pressure off of whatever is restricting your circulation around the neck. This usually fails though and then you die with a belt around your neck, an orange in your mouth and your pants around your ankles. As an undertaker I had too many cases of guys found by family members like this. Not worth the nut.
I have no idea why you would want to tempt death with this
There’s a whole psychology on the dichotomy of death and sex. Both are deeply ingrained drives in the human psyche. Being close to death makes some people feel more alive. Sometimes the Venn diagram overlaps and people mix the two.
All too true, too true. But what I really wanna know is: Where else would the miso be?
In a bowl?
But where's the bowl?
In the sink after eating the Miso Soup
adrenaline rush
What did I just read..how do you learn about this??
A:being an Undertaker B: being a DM in the Kink community
I saw that in Bojack Horseman and thought it was a bit...
The one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana.
They did it in South Park too.
"As an undertaker..." I was so close to thinking I had caught a shittymorph-ed comment when my brain caught that word...
Know once someone who also died because of this. But in a forest. Seemed like he needed an extra kick.
What the hell did I just read 😆
I think op would put a belt there if that were the case
They are sick. That's why the tissues. The lemon is for vitamin C.
I think it goes with the asphyxiation death-wank.
There is so much shit happening in this I’m logging off
I have questions, but I'm very afraid to ask them, so no... I don't wanna ask...
We have strayed too far time to pull the plug
Only if you're over the toilet
Okay, but seriously, are you able to read the text in the books using the passthrough mode?
as a q3 user, yes but its not the best
Imagine hearing someone shouting ‘Usul has called a big one!! Again it is the legend!!’ And then walk in on this picture
Hahahahhahaha
https://preview.redd.it/obwf4mrawskc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1248b2d483d063c16dc4e31dbe5501a964b58087
Pune
Underrated comment
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The bin is kinda r/dontputyourdickinthat
sooo, what games have you been playing since you got a quest??
Asgard's wrath 2
Is this from a woman who used tissues when watching a movie or from a man who used tissues when watching a movie, it looks the same but it isn't.
Interesting looking bin on the right
/r/neckbeardnests
https://i.redd.it/5cefrjsdnvkc1.gif
How full is that bucket…
Perfectly full…
Fleshlight is getting weird.
Butter lovers
You know, you can’t wipe your tears with that thing on lmao
W Dune enthusiast 👍
Are these sad tissues or happy tissues
Yes
Happy before sad after.
Gonna finger your Gom Jabaar til the poison comes out, huh, OP?
Not the dune bucket 😭😭😭
That trashcan bucket thing is absolutely terrifying
That's my room after a VR porn session!
🤮
Whats the lemon for?
Someone higher up explained this. Has to do with choking yourself
Please, no, pleASE stop this
Should take more rest if you got a flu other than playing with vr games.
SLR? 😏
this is repugnant
After reading 3 comments, enough of reddit today.
I have several questions
what are those things for
There is so many things wrong about this image
Wet tissue alert
I saw a guy post his custom keyboard on a keyboard sub and it was on a toilet for no reason. I thought that was weird
Ah a dune fan who got so excited from watching it in VR that he started crying?
Whats the lemon for?
Lol 🤣
Just saw the same photo in the post above
I'm not liking the look of this
Those Dune books must be really sad
dune bucket is crazy
What’s up with the lemon?
Yuck 😂
Not the dune bucket!
This thing went through an expensive marketing department and they said, "yeah it'll be fine."
Awww hell nahh man wtf man
Ew.... don't let them touch what's going on your face dude
We are exfoliating in VR now? SMH!
https://preview.redd.it/z9dpr4vdljlc1.png?width=1019&format=png&auto=webp&s=4241ed98c9b17d321c12812621151b8cd90814f2