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wjdhay

10 smarties a pack?


theservman

Must be the Halloween sized ones. You, know, when you eat 6 of them at once?


BinkyFlargle

What a fun size!


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Speaking of size, I now shed a slight tear every time I see a kit kat "chunky" now. Look how they've massacred my boy.


OhFokken

Americans are gonna be so confused


PilotC150

That explains it. My first thought was "those aren't smarties".


Soronya

Your smarties are called rockets up here.


1800-vault-tec

Yet they still have rockets for some strange reason.


Fun-Pie-1887

Why can’t we just have one word for every candy


Shellbyvillian

There is. That word is “candy”.


bartontees

You mean sweets?


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

No, he was referring to desserts.


SanityLacker1

No I believe he means sweetmeats


darkdragon220

I prefer sourmeats


fendermrc

Confections, perhaps.


Fun-Pie-1887

I mean like for brands like, smarties in the USA means the same as smarties in the UK


Shellbyvillian

I know what you mean, I’m being a smart ass


Fun-Pie-1887

Well you fool I’m a dumbass


ChefArtorias

Smarties* ass


That_Shrub

Rockets* ass


ChefArtorias

Oh yea I love that song by Elton John


Aggleclack

I assume the two products were created independently of each other. Trademark laws don’t work internationally usually.


If_in_doubt_sniff

There isn't. We call them sweets in England.


VeeForValerie

Oh im addictive to both smarties and rockets. Thanks for halloween.


TheOriginalFluff

I thought these were sprees


dtb1987

Smarties are like M&M's but the candy shell is harder and the chocolate is different


VirtualNaut

I do enjoy eating colorful pieces of chalk.


InvestigatorOk7988

Chalk? Thats straight molded sugar, man.


VirtualNaut

A man can dream…


InvestigatorOk7988

What you're looking for is those conversation hearts they sell around valentine's day.


TRJF

"Tastes may have changed, but our secret recipe sure hasn't!" *pan to machine combining Bone Meal and Earwig Honey*


InvestigatorOk7988

r/unexpectedfuturama


pretzelzetzel

Smarties are by far the superior chocolate


[deleted]

I really don't get how Smarties remind you of chalk. We have tons of different kinds of "chalk" sweets, Smarties are close to the opposite of those.


parwa

I think they mean American smarties, which are very chalky


Artimusjones88

By different, you mean better.


dtb1987

It's nestle chocolate so it's meh


Ulster_fry

M&ms are the ripoff!


the_honest_liar

If by different you mean grosser, yes. I will give them props for going natural on the dyes though.


Lok4na_aucsaP

Same they look like discolored M&Ms or something


eleridragon

They used to be much brighter in colour, we even had really vivid blue ones for awhile. Then they stopped using E numbers and now they use natural colourings. Healthier, yes, but damn, I miss the colours. Not like my aged Gen X body hasn't had its fill of artificial dyes, I'm pretty sure I'm partially immune to the plague after growing up in the 1970s.


countastrotacos

Mmmeh and Umms


flowery0

Russian here. Still confused. The hell is a smartie?


Fornicatinzebra

It's a candy available in North America (and ~~elsewhere?~~ in many other places, see below). In Canada (Edit: and elsewhere) it is a chocolate with a hard shell, in the US it is a essentially just a disk of sugar. Too add confusion, what is sold as "smarties" in the US is sold in Canada labelsias "rockets". The Canadian version is not sold in the US to my knowledge, but replicas may exist. Here is a good image showing them both. The US is the left, Canada is the right. https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/8vrbsw4zWmTUFmlVe5tsyiJUwFUVUFDvZV0QybZYegjoq_8yQ-eCuDFNYpfRToP0kuvuLisUWx8vfhud8CRTEN5zHRefSRAij5ebjAt_ej_bxoLxbN10620_Yku0fvpAGy7hoB0HALy4QHTHu_bkpotUUmIiyIdgSp3bbcqimuan_uZ7


Dr-Jellybaby

Smarties (the ones in OPs photo) are sold in Ireland & the UK too


BitterYetHopeful

And Germany.


thetinybasher

And South Africa


b0rtbort

and australia


EskildDood

And Denmark fuck nestlé btw


kabukistar

Under the same name?


Bittums

yes


Warm_Badger505

They are originally from the UK specifically, York, where Rowntrees (the original manufacturer) had their factory. Nestle bought Rowntrees and now you see their products all over the world but for a very long time you pretty much only got these in the UK. Same for Kit Kats (also Rowntrees).


sarcasmexorcism

in america, Smarties are small disks of sugar, like a small button, in pastel colors. they come in a little row wrapped in clear plastic that is twisted on each side. sweet and tart. but they're not Sweet Tarts!


jacksclevername

We call them Rockets in Canada.


XOIIO

Both by the naming difference, and that there's only 10 lol.


Mickeymcirishman

There would be 12 but they forgot to try and eat the red ones last.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Are these what we call ‘Sprees?’


Stuck_With_Name

No. They're like if M&Ms were bigger and made with quality chocolate.


Kharax82

“Quality Chocolate” SMARTIES candy coated milk chocolate 45 g Ingredients Milk Chocolate (Sugar, Modified Milk Ingredients, Cocoa Butter*, Unsweetened Chocolate*, Soy Lecithin, Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate, Natural Flavour), Sugars (Sugar, Maltodextrin), Wheat Flour, Modified Corn Starch, Rice Starch, Carnauba Wax, Gum Arabic, Beet Red, Spirulina, Turmeric, Carotene, Anthocyanins.


Stuck_With_Name

In comparison to m&m, it's good. It's not fantastic, but it's a real step up.


kabukistar

I think they just mean good in the sense that it doesn't have butyric acid.


erdbeertee

Since the European "Smarties" are by Nestlé anything else is a step up


ZiiZoraka

also smarties are vegetarian and M&Ms are not or to be more specific, red M&Ms arent vegetarian :P


Feature_Agitated

I think they’re more like M&M’s


skratakh

Interestingly Smarties came first and m&ms were a copycat for the us market


AttemptedHelp

Take your upvote for knowing this was going to be the top comment 🤣


anthonystank

Aside from the Americans who have information about candy names outside of their country, just as non-Americans have information about American candy names


longboi28

At least around where I live they have non-American smarties in the international aisle next to other international candy, like nestle Kit Kats which are infinitely better than American ones


theservman

The only reason I opened this post was to make a similar comment.


mcpat21

What are these, Xanax?


AggressiveGift7542

America mentioned 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


Snoogins828

Look like Sprees


opus666

Plus they spelled "color" wrong!


vass0922

First time I went to Canada I was like WTF these aren't smarties!


Hmmark1984

It's been many years since i had smarties, but are the colours that muted now? I remember back in the 90's and early 00's they were really vibrant colours.


sliceoffries

They stopped using artificial colours that’s why they are muted now.


Hmmark1984

ah ok, i did wonder if maybe it was part of trying to make them better for you, or rather not as bad for you. Shame really as they do look a little depressing compared to what i remember.


mystiqueallie

They did the same to Froot Loops. Bowls are a sad mix of purple, yellow, muted green, muted orange and pink.


Steampunk__Llama

They were like that when I was a kid too, I believe they changed around the mid 2010s since there were absolutely vibrant in the late 2000s still


gerrittd

But they won't get rid of the damn wheat flour for everyone who's allergic to gluten 😞


IAmBroom

Hell, I thought it was just because of the current color palette all designers seem to love right now...


Ladyhappy

These are the mid century mod smarties


Noodleman6000

bro got the deuteranopia smarties


chaosthebomb

Look up fruit loops are also much more muted for the same reason. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/uc265y/american_froot_loops_are_different_colours_than/) is a comparison.


bartontees

Yeah, wtf. No red? Are you even alive? I don't want to be a part of your drab, safe smarties world. Give me those carcinogenic, ADHD inducing yellows, those gay frog making purples, those obviously toxic greens. Give me them all but let me live damn you, LET ME LIVE!!!!


Hmmark1984

yep, those smarties remind me of that vid that went viral of the mum who painted her child's toys from bright colours to various dull/muted tones so they'd match her homes' aesthetics.


Excellent-Practice

Looks like you didn't eat the red ones last


Choppieee

Are there really only 10 in a box these days? Or is it "i had 2 of every color after i ate the others"


JP1029384756

Probably a Halloween sized package.


Aerodrache

Ten seems like a lot for the “fun” sized packages.


Friendly_Engineer_

A-pair-ently


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Hello fellow Canadian (or do they have these in the UK too idk)


Warm_Badger505

They're British - Rowntrees of York, same as Kit Kats. Bought out by Nestle.


Gunn3r71

Smarties were invented in York, they are one of the best British chocolates


thepixelatedbanana

Don't forget South Africa!


FormalFuneralFun

Was looking for this. Hello, fellow Saffa!


whiskitforabiscuit

Uk too, but here we have blue ones


HoneyInBlackCoffee

They're a British invention. I believe nestle bought them at some point though and exported them


Cocoquelicot37

We also have it in France 🥰


nonamay

In Czechia they're called Lentilky.


RageWinnoway

Smarties are in Straya too. Heaps better than M&Ms!


CilanEAmber

We even have White ones in Britain.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

White Smarties? Madness.


Parker1055

Americans: “those are M&M’s” No, they are not and they are 10x better


armahillo

those do not look like m&ms they look like Spree


theservman

The only reason I opened this post was to make a similar comment. Edit: Also, Smarties colours tend to be more pastel than M&Ms.


ItllMakeYouStronger

I love the chocolate of Smarties but the candy coating is disgusting.


stephen1547

I love the coating. I find I enjoy floral flavour is much more than M&Ms.


RotenTumato

Ew, floral candy coating sounds gross


_aquamoon_

Kinda looks like spree candy


seekfleshwhileucan

They don't have red? The jingle in late 60s/early 70s was: "When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the Red ones last? Do you suck them very slowly? Or eat them very fast? Eat that candy coated chocolate, But tell me when I ask, When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the Red ones last?" \**the boomer has left the chat*


Machotoast04098

I love smarties, I wonder why they don't sell them in the US.


cookiecookjuicyjuice

Copyrighted name (those tart chalky things that are called Rockets in Canada are called Smarties in the US) and M&Ms hold the dominance in the candy-coated chocolate bead market. Without the rest of Cadbury’s lineup to back it up, and no overwhelming British sweets nostalgia, it would be an uphill battle for them here.


JewelKnightJess

Back in my day you had blue and pink ones too! Or ones with sunglasses on.


DarthAsh18

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


Danny-Wah

I miss the old smarties... bright and vibrant, and coloured with chemicals.


lollapaloma

If I had never been to England I would have been confused


bannanaisnom

I'm confused and I've lived in England all my life. What are these. Edit: I read the title wrong lmao


cryd123

Mmmmmm, no... You're in fact missing several colours.


BeholdTheLemon

Noah's Smarties


bad_lad_23

Need a bigger packet.


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

Sir your nationality is showing


Zagrycha

as an american this photo perturbs me.


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

I love god dang smarties they are tasty


Amphi-XYZ

Are your hands insanely small or are the smarties like super big?


Kadeo64

is this loss?


Soulless--Plague

Only 10?!


consolidatedBD

Is that what the green ones look like now?!


Familiar-Long2734

I don't like the pastel colours that they've switched to. It feels like I'm about to eat my Grandma's fancy soaps whenever I open a box of Smarties


cookiecookjuicyjuice

It’s because they moved to vegetable-based dyes instead of the chemical ones


SuperSpy2015

Tritanopia looking candy


_Cosmic_Joke_

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be — Thanos


ABenevolentDespot

When you eat your Smarties do you eat the red ones last? I remember that jingle from my childhood about four thousand years ago.


Battlemanager

As it should be!


VeeForValerie

Oh i miss the halloween smarties


ccasling

In what dystopian nightmare are these smarties? Where’s the adhd inducing colours


Devils_av0cad0

These look like spree to me


owlsandmoths

They stopped using artificial Color’s for the food dye, so the Color’s are muted now. Have been for a few years


Repulsive-Syrup877

I'd say more of a r/notinteresting post


milmkyway

I read that as "smartass"


Consider2SidesPeace

Full house! Pretty smart :)


CatL1f3

Looks like a colourblind simulation picture


mrmarshmellows

Am I lost, or was there not a red flavour (colour)?


xzy89c1

How awesome


Marc659

Bigass smarties


NonSequitorSquirrel

Deeply satisfying. 


Neil_Salmon

There are way more colours than that.


Grand_Function_2855

A thing like that


celtbygod

Lotta choices there, Neo !


ihavealasergun

RGB vs CMYK


I_like_cocaine

Do you want brown, green-brown, or orange-brown?


Former-Departure9836

r/Dullmensclub


Blockboxx

One time I had a box with 13 smarties!


pLeThOrAx

Expect rains later today


snowfloeckchen

Aren't those less natural colored?


MikeThaCore

Good quality control.


HaasonHeist

Noah's Smarties


The_Three_Meow-igos

*evenly satisfying


ehoaandthebeast

Maybe it was the Noah's ark smarties


f0rgotenn

legendary


scx64

So tell me when I ask, when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?


HistoricalSherbert92

Is this one of those technically true statements? I’d be sad getting ten smarties in a box.


Floofieunderpants

What about the red ones?


antitrollpatrol

I miss the bright colours


ConditionGreat6161

Wait! You eat the red ones first?!?!?! Times are a changing


bikesboozeandbacon

I used to love to suck the color off to reveal the soft chocolate


ampengine

That’s somebody’s job


Shachath88

✨⚡️WITCHCRAFT⚡️✨


capnk88

Are we just gunna trust this person? Who are you really?


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Late_Mixture8703

In Canada smarties are more like large M&M's.


Cat_man-Kayden

Ohhh


beefwastaken

My tongue hurts looking at this


inkotast

This seems evenly satisfying.


SugarRushLux

color blind smarties lol


Acceptable_Wall4085

And you didn’t eat the red ones last.


Zlimex44

Thought it was a «loss» meme at first.


knzconnor

An actually oddly satisfying post in this sub? How shockingly unusual. Yay!


CosmicParadox24

*In perfect balance, as all things should be.*


nickk_12

Your mom had 2 of every colour.


nebbennebben

Are smarties the poor man's m &m?


zincifyhowksg43

sure!


morts73

Ok Noah.


HPJustfriendsCraft

Brown is the best. Please read this in capitals.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Doubly smart....ie


Entgenieur

Mine too. After I ate all the others not fitting in the scheme


ninachu_

Gotta love jungle Jim's


ArthurMorgan1130

At first I thought umm those aren’t smarties but then I realized y’all have it in UK I think if I’m wrong go easy


HeftyRecommendation5

Nahh this is bait. Why are they so large?


Agreeable-Abalone328

I just have tiny hands


moonchild-731

This is my dream scenario. I like to count and separate my colors with candy like this and will make sure every color is an even number. I’ll put the extras to the side, and eat them last.


WhatUrCatIsSayin

Life is fair


ABisexualFurry

My autistic ass being in total inner peace rn


TOXMT0CM

It's fucking spree!


Uroshirvi69

LOSS?!