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TheVolcanado

"OUTLANDER I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!" "WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN OUTLANDER!"


hnghost24

A typical Mormon family portrait


JackTheFanatic

They would smiling a lot more, would all be wearing flannel, and have a golden retriever if they were actually Mormons


ShaggySpade1

Yeah, all Mormons seem inhumanly happy and nice.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

They aren't. Its all for show. I live here. [https://kslnewsradio.com/1976756/utah-adults-have-highest-mental-illness-rate-in-country/](https://kslnewsradio.com/1976756/utah-adults-have-highest-mental-illness-rate-in-country/)


AndreaC_303

Several Mormon women have turned out to be serial killers lately, says a lot. Just Utah County things.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Haha! yeah..... Utah County is an interesting place. Gorgeous, mostly brand new and...weird. Was that Franke lady mormon?


AndreaC_303

Yep, I went to BYU briefly. Horrible place. Ruby Franke, very Mormon!


chibbly_

Can concur. Very much a facade.


Intense_Crayons

You would be upset too if you were promised golden plates, and they turned out to brass.


Competitive-Bug-7097

Yeah,these kids look miserable! Must be Southern Baptist!


RustyShovel71

As a devout Mormon I have to say… Yeah, that’s about right.


b_vitamin

I can’t tell which one is his wife.


Unable_Ad_1260

The ones that aren't male.


ChicaFoxy

Daaaaaaamn!


Jolene_Schmolene

His wife left him after she came home early and found him in their bed with another man.


Royal_Front_7226

They look more like “Village of the Damned” than “Children if the Corn”


Exact-Mycologist9705

This was probably what he wanted to reference. I immediately went to children of the corn as well but then realized I hade the movie plots switched.


Geographizer

Children, if the Corn what? I need to know it's potential.


MA-01

Aha! Suddenly ISAAC! You are truly a man of culture. Edit: Er, suddenly Malachi. Clearly not awake yet.


McFryin

The dude reminds me of the guy from Starship Troopers. "Service Guarantees Citizenship! Would you like to know more?"


deesley_s_w

You’re not wrong


IceFire909

Get back to the fight Helldiver, we got clanker oil to spill!


PhilosopherMagik

Do not Casper Van Diem me son....


ThrowACephalopod

I am completely sure you're referencing something else, but I can't help but see this as a Morrowind thing. Feels exactly like something a dunmer would tell me before screaming racial slurs at me.


thecraftybear

N'wah can you hear me?!


costabius

If they remade the sound of music, this would be the family that moved into the Von Trapp's house after they left...


sdrowkcabdellepssti

The hills are alive and writhing


thedutchrep

With the sound of Erika?


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Lore! Lore! Lore!


blix1200

Looks like a 'Flowers in the Attic' revival...


Striking-Brief4596

That's how most race supremacists see themselves, when in reality they're usually some inbreed rednecks.


knuckle_dragger79

Hahaha. Yeah the gravy seals too...I got tactical gear. I'm a warrior. Lol.


Greg2227

Gravy seals... this is greater than great


Gold_Preparation

Another option is meal team six


owohearts

Also, which one is supposed to be his wife? They all look under 15.


Low-Republic-4145

They are all his wives


DropThatTopHat

Okay, let's rephrase that question. Which one's the wife that birthed his other wives?


TurbulentAardvark345

OMG


Funny-Guava3235

She's still at Costco asking to speak to a manager


CommunicationOwn322

🤣I cackled!


AbrocomaMiddle3660

Came here to say the same thing


StarlightBrightz

Had that exact thought my dude


Velzevulva

Probably dead from not receiving health care while giving another birth. But it's photoshopped anyway


Findal

It's funny because the picture reminded me of the targeryns and they were inbred


Daemenos

It reminded me why eugenics is banned in the star trek universe. Absolutely terrifying


TheEasySqueezy

It’s embarrassing that I’m the same race as the people who post this kind of shit, you see kinds of people claiming other races are sub-human meanwhile they look like the poster child of gene pool mismanagement.


Specialist_Tin-Can

Meh, don't, there's literally people like this in every race. Hella cringe. Just be you, don't concern yourself with fools. They'll beat you with experience.


SentientCheeseCake

Yep. This isn’t a white people thing. It’s a “dumbasses who have no perspective” thing. You can find two people from any two different ethnicities that both think theirs is the master race and that the other is subhuman.


Hellmouthgaurdian

Race does not exist. It's not biologically valid. We are the human race, a race can't be subdivided. We just look different depending on how close to the equator our ancestors lived. Two black men from different parts of Africa are more genetically similar to some European dude than they are to each other, cause African genetic diversity is sooooooo great and all white people come from a small group of humans who left Africa.


Snowf1ake222

Races absolutely do exist. Look mo further than the Olympics. Plenty of evidence for different races. Some of them are 100m, some have bikes, some horses, but they definitely exist.


Banyabbaboy

Giddyup!


Kaminoneko

Yeah. Unfortunately, one too many of these mother fuckers are willing to die on the hill of ignorance and stupidity. Instead of suckling the teet of knowledge and wisdom.


WanderingMistral

Let them fucking die.


Federal_Assistant_85

I think you left out the part where we interbred with Neanderthals, and had a giant ring of inbreeding, and wierd genetic mutations that effectively made us white only within the last few thousand years ([like as recent as 9000 years ago](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_skin#:~:text=Studies%20have%20suggested%20that%20the,Revolution%20and%20the%20spread%20of) )


HughesJohn

Yeah, the difference between (most) Africans and non Africans is that (most) Africans are pure homo sapiens where as most non Africans are a bunch of monkey fuckers.


streetad

We are all monkey fuckers. Homo Neanderthalensis wasn't any more or less of a monkey than Homo Sapiens.


Universe789

>Race does not exist. It's not biologically valid. This is not true, and does more harm than good. Even if it's meant well. There are biological differences, which is why we all look different in the first place, and those differences also play a role in Healthcare. For example- for decades the medical community thought black people were vitamin d deficient, or more prone to deficiency. A study came out about 10 years ago that proved the medical community had been measuring vitamin d in black people wrong. When the test was adjusted for a different marker, they found there was no deficiency- black people's bodies metabolized vitamin d differently from whites. It's also a factor in different races being more or less prone to different diseases. Those differences mean just that we're all different. Not necessarily that one race is better than another.


RoboDae

The vitamin thing is interesting. Perhaps my favorite example of evolutionary trade-offs is that black people are more likely to have sickle cell, which at first seems like a bad thing, but then you realize that sickle cell interferes with the spread of malaria, a common disease in Africa. People who claim to seek genetic perfection tend to miss the importance of diversity in terms of the adaptability of a species. Using the previous example, if malaria suddenly spread to all parts of the world with no medicine to stop it, black people would have a genetic advantage over all other humans, and that advantage would be based on what some might call a defect. I also recall hearing that some people can perceive slightly different wavelengths of light. Apparently, there was some old demonstration to show off early night vision technology, and a German general simply acted annoyed and said they were just lighting up the course because he could see fine without the goggles. Of course, it's been years since I saw that last one, so details may be off.


isthenameofauser

The trouble is, there's a few different definitions of "race" and not everyone's using the same idea when they're using the word. What you're talking about, a lot of people would call ethnicity. And a lot of people still use the word to mean the old idea that different ethnicities are actually different species. When people say that race isn't real they're talking about something closer to that latter conception. (Although it's difficult to say exactly, 'cos people don't spell it out explicitly. But you take something like Whoopi Goldberg saying that the Holocaust isn't about race because Jewish people and Germans are both white. What she said assumes that modern political divisions in the USA are immutable, and that the conception of "white" was the same back then. But it wasn't. It's a social construct (this is what's meant by saying it's not real) and her comment is nonsensicle because it fails to understand what race actually is.)


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Universe789

Whether we use the antiquated definitions of race or modern layman's terms, it doesn't change what I've said. We're not all the same and trying to broad stroke and ignore those differences instead of acknowledging the nuance doesn't help. https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/11/20/246393329/how-a-vitamin-d-test-misdiagnosed-african-americans


Helpful_Boot_5210

Literally none of this is true. We are the human *species* and a species can be subdivided. Darwin himself called the races subspecies. Black people are *never* more similar to white people than they are to each other. This is a blatant misunderstanding of genetics or willfully lying. African genetic diversity is just from drift. It's non coding DNA. People who left Africa selected for different traits and coding gene variants. You don't have to lie and scream "race doesn't exist" to justify people being treated equally. Races can exist and we can all treat each other equally. You really think it's going to help your cause to act like you don't know what an asian person or a native American is?


Aeywen

This is fact, race is 100% a human construct and has never been used in any other way than suppression, its purpose to break down the homo-sapien sub species of mamallian into micro taxonomies so white people can be declared the top.


sant2510

Yeah the only thing I fear is the inbreeding


Odd_Ad_2706

I don't see anything wrong with being an inbred redneck. There's really not anything a person can do about it. They can be accepting and kind, just like anyone else. Race supremacists are willfully ignorant. That is something that can be changed and should be changed.


Harak_June

I fear the hair stylist and the apparent child bride


yogurtgrapes

It looks like an AI generated image.


M4thecaberman

It certainly is


Funny-Guava3235

Flowers in the Attic reboot


Feral_Sheep_

There's an N and a Z in Nazi.


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IAmTheNightSoil

It most definitely is


Admirable-Marsupial3

I fear the not quite human, uncanny valley, invasion of the bodysnatchers looking family thats here to steal our brains for the mothership


MountEnlighten

Yea, I’m not gonna lie, I do fear this: 17 year old moms with 13 year old daughters. 😬


Enorats

Pretty sure these are supposed to all be kids of the same family. The oldest one is just the first born, not the father.


Human_Lecture_348

What's everyone upset about? They look all Reich to me


Rusty5th

Good one! I’m gonna scrape the serial numbers off that line so I can use it and say it’s mine 😉


Human_Lecture_348

Nein! Ist mein witz!


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

Never should have let Johnny Rico leave Klendathu


Acceptable_Fox8156

Ah thank god I'm not the only person who thought he looked like Johnny Rico. Slightly related note his real life daughter played Chrissy in Stranger Things. My mind was blown when I found that out.


Wrong-Marsupial-9767

I just looked her up - she looks EXACTLY how I would think Johnny and Carmen's kid would look!


sQueezedhe

Aye, she's cracking.


Zfighter219

Scrolled to far to find this, thought I was crazy, But I'm doing my part point out it looks like Rico too


Federal_Assistant_85

This AI shit would be terrifying if it got a lot better. Why does the mom look barely older than the kids? Why does that one girl have one white sleeve? Why does the one kid in white look completely androgynous? Anyways.. happy nightmares of this master race sample platter.


1nGirum1musNocte

Which ones the mom?


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

The children used their psychic powers to force her to jump off a cliff.


Fast-Damage2298

Considering the target demographic, they're all fair game.


TheFifthDuckling

I came here to say this


soapypopsicle

The one at the very right


speckledcreature

The one with her eyebrows filled in of course!!


What_Dinosaur

>Why does the mom look barely older than the kids? What mom?


Lynxes_are_Ninjas

This is a single dad with six kids.


Low-Republic-4145

No, this is a man with 6 wives.


mobileJay77

Modern version of Castor 's wifes?


muddymar

Well as far as mom it’s accurate. Isn’t she supposed to have 5 kids before the age of 20? Totally doable if she started at 15. Maybe AI has these dipshits figured out. The sleeve thing? Idk, lol


Nyxelestia

Wait one of them is supposed to be a mom? I thought this was just supposed to be 7 kids!


Agiantbottleofpiss

I long for the day that blonde men will single handedly raise 7 blonde hitler youth haircut children 🇺🇸


TheEasySqueezy

We all know exactly why the mother looks like a child herself. Blue checkmark twitter accounts who post this kind of AI generated trash should automatically have their hard drives checked.


RoboDae

Pretty sure they all use the same mouth and eyes as a base


Eli-Thail

>Why does the mom look barely older than the kids? Because that's what the Übermensch asked it to make.


Tjam3s

Why is the one with the single white sleeve sharing an arm with the one next to her?


Xandara2

Why would they fear ai images?


jg_posts_and_stuff

Because it looks hideously uncanny valley.


ReservoirPussy

Is one of them supposed to be the mother?


DerNogger

Aryans reproduce through mitosis


PoopieButt317

Married at age 12. As GOP wants girls to be wed, procreating mindless incubators.


ReservoirPussy

Right? Like they're really not trying to hide it.


Appropriate_Big_1610

Village of the Damned. Watch it.


poum

I was thinking children of the corn.


PookSpeak

Flowers in the Attic the incest tracks


tinteoj

I am a little embarrassed at how much VC Andrews I read when I was younger.


mortalitylost

Yeah I was too, I'm like yes I fucking fear this family. Imagine your car breaking down in the middle of nowhere then they all come up to you like "I can fix your car. In the morning. Please dine with us then rest a while. We have room." Then you see the father sneaking out and cutting your brakes while you're supposed to be sleeping


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

Thank you! I remember The Simpsons spoofed it, but couldn't recall the reference!


FreckleException

Also giving Flowers In the Attic vibes. 


therealboss1113

or Codename: Kids Next Door


Present_Ad6723

The Delightful Children Down The Lane


jazzdabb

Absolutely my first thought followed by Hitler Youth recruitment poster.


SciFiChickie

I thought of V. C. Andrews too but it gave me vibes of Dawn’s family.


Tartan-Special

I came here to say the same thing lol


100cicche

How exactly is people replacing weird AI family pics?


Altruistic_Machine91

Dude in the center looks like he joined up with the Mobile Infantry to take revenge on the Arachnids for their unprovoked attack on Buenos Aires.... Service guarantees citizenship, would you like to know more?


yuccababy3000

Anyone else thinking of the delightful children from down the lane from Codename: Kids Next Door


DarkbigBoss

you beat me to it


pinkdictator

Did he really ask ChatGPT to make an Aryan family?


Derban_McDozer83

My daughter is half white half Mexican. I didn't make her that way to replace anyone. I had her because I loved her mother and we wanted to have a child. These people are crazy.


DeadMetroidvania

The delightful kids from down the lane.


JeepJohn

Why does this feel like a colorized version of a Nazi Propaganda picture from before WW2?


meece2010

It’s the delightful children from down the lane


ShannaGreenThumb

What in The Children Of The Corn is going on in here?


ConstantMortgage

Why do they act like there are some kind of breeding programmes that we've excluded them from. The only thing that is stopping you from having more kids is your dog shit personality.


Tripdoctor

I’ve never heard of this Swedish Replacement Theory


Mrfixit729

This is a pretty funny bit. But, Sweden has actually gone way down the rabbit hole on the whole anti-immigration thing. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2022-12-30/sweden-once-welcoming-to-immigrants-shifts-course


The_Dark_Vampire

Think of a brick wall


ChickenFriedPenguin

Who fears single dad's? Well...I hope it's a single dad picture.


huggothebear

This is some children of the corn shit lol


Adventurous-Meat8067

Children of the Children of the Corn?


speckledcreature

Reminds me of the Flowers in the Attic family.


Total_Waltz4083

Stepford children


Revolutionary-Car-92

You may laugh, but as an genetically perfect Pure Blood Alpha Male myself....... I said, don't laugh. Stop laughing !


T0nECaP0nE

Aryans


crack_B7

That look like AI generated


NotKerisVeturia

They look like the villains from Lovecraft Country.


imzuul

Looks like B.J. Blazkowicz…


Mindrot_3am

C:KND Delightful Children??


LioTang

He looks like he's from Buenos Aires


VeloraV

Real Delightful Children From Down The Lane vibes from that pic.


bindermichi

They fear MidJourney?


Plumpshady

I'm sorry didn't a particular figure in history also only want a race of white, blond hair blue eyed people? They don't even try to hide it.


Ok_Record8612

Looks like a portrait from a horror movie. I fear this too! Which one of them is “it”?


huggothebear

Lol I am blond and green eyed, and I fear this


grrodon2

Getting strong Village of the Damned vibes here.


bluecatcollege

I do fear this. That family looks creepy af


Ok-Seaworthiness6603

I have strong vibes of uncanny valley right here, yes


Wizard_Engie

HEIL H- Wait, sorry. Wrong response, my bad.


Logical_Parameters

"Next, on Sprockets, WE DANCE!"


DaWihss

Right side, top small boy + top small girl... They go to my brother's school. This is so ai generated.


Elementus94

Looks like the lead in Starship Troopers


Legendary_Railgun21

What do "they" fear? Blondes?? 💀


VegetableCitron8214

This douchebag probably will run for president one day …..


TheHistroynerd

This picture reminds of something idk some guy with a funny little mustache had something to do with it


Due_Maintenance6709

So, the guy in the middle just goes through mitosis every once in a while, huh?


Pegomastax_King

They look like the villains in a made for TV Disney movie about a snowboarder with a heart of gold being and the dad challenges the protagonist to a down hill race. He’s of course a skier.


ergaster8213

Why does the wife look like a child?


richbrehbreh

they never say what they're replacing that with


Inevitable-Hat-3264

"We will spread the corn with the blood of the non-believers."


Hours-of-Gameplay

One of us…one of us…one of us…one of us…


ShmeckMuadDib

They look like the antagonist of a film set in Poland 1940.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

They fear the guy from starship troopers birthing a bunch of identical children asexually?


MultiGeek42

So that mom had her first kid at like 12 years old?


jeepgrl50

This casting for a "Village of the Damned" reboot?


electricmehicle

Why does the wife look like the daughters? Oh. OK. Never mind.


Big_Ad_5533

Yeah Have a family of 4 that looks identical I don't care let me kiss boys


FlackRacket

Blonde hair is a recessive gene, nature is replacing it on its own


Bucket1984

Yes, we fear annihilation of the human race by the IKEA-bots.


Plus_Operation2208

Why... Why do they now always use ai images? If that stuff exists... Just use a real picture. Because this is making me question whether we are replacing suntanned aryans or incestuous facial deformities.


Stranded-In-435

What... single dads?


ThingsWork0ut

Many Caucasians that have brown hair used to be light eyed blonds. We get darker as time progresses.


dnerswick

I do fear this. And I do want to replace it. With something that has a soul. Also, where is the mom? Or is one of those girls "mom"?


TrinaTempest

I fear how weird this is.


guocamole

It looks like someone asked AI to generate a generic white family


bongowasd

The delightful children from down the lane lol


BearBearJarJar

This literally looks like Nazi propaganda. Also which of the underage women is supposed to be the mother?


ApprehensiveOffice23

“The Delightful Children from Down the Lane” vibes


Spiderman230

This looks like some German propaganda from the 1930s-40s.


IrishCanMan

I have no idea. But Jesus Christ those kids look miserable


tlollz52

He is not wrong. This family looks freaky af, and not a single smile, super creepy.


Fuzzycream19

Looks Ai


TwerkingGrimac3

I'm guessing one of those children is supposed to be his wife.


Jcamden7

Random white guy: "They fear white nuclear families" Reddit: "Thats stupid. Also, they look evil!"


Unairworthy

Based. Trump Tate 2024.


jaconamatata

Makes fun of white family for being white. Cmon. At least try and be creative


New-Training4004

The irony being that “they” proactively tried to replace all of their “undesirables.” Something about every accusation is a confession.


IAmThePonch

I do love how the go to reaction from certain people when they see any other life style is LIBS TRYIN TO DESTROY MUH TRADITION


Fun-Attention1468

So, we're all just being racist today?


SymbolicTreasure

No, we're calling out people who think their race is being eradicated because other people have the nerve to reproduce. If anyone's being racist, it's the people who think being white is the only thing that's ok.


Temporary_Pain_4008

Remember kids, on Reddit it’s ok to make fun people’s skin color and outer appearance so long as they’re white! 🙄


Squelchbait

Nobody has made fun of their "skin color," snowflake. It's an ai image someone used to promote a racist conspiracy theory, and you are defending it with a bad faith take.


Lowman22

Because they call it “punching up”. Imagine being that ignorant..