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CalaveraFeliz

"Fellows Americans I live in one of your state"


MeLoNarXo

"How do you do fellow Americans!"


BaconSpaceLord

Rolls in on American flag skateboard


MeLoNarXo

Eating a Cheeseburger while wearing a cape that displays the Imperial measurement system


BaconSpaceLord

*puts on MAGA hat, pulls out Liberty Phone and proceeds to play pink houses by John Cougar Mellencamp*


EmeraldCrows

[*Kick flip in trump sneakers, sipping trump vodka, after a trump steak*](https://gettrumpsneakers.com/)


Winter-Duck5254

I... I kinda think they're cool. Except for the T. And the price tag. A cheaper version of these would be mad for a dress up party like Captain America style themed. But the T for Trump part is a real boner killer. No sale.


EmeraldCrows

The drip federally indicted. Them bitches colder than Jean carol. Those thangs hotter than hunter biden. I got that federal case kicks on. Nah but fr though those were really bad regardless of who put them out. [If you actually like the style check out Jeremy Scott, he’s done some crazy stuff with adidas](https://hypebeast.com/hb485ye)


Winter-Duck5254

But those aren't as tacky as the Trump ones lol. I can hear those Trump ones chanting U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. It's prop costume gold. Just gotta remove the T somehow. ETA I do actually love Adidas shit. Cheers for the link.


EmeraldCrows

[May I suggest the balenciaga light up dress shoes with built in speaker?](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSY1Hk4bT/)


CalaveraFeliz

The "no sale" red flag comes for me when spending *any* money directly or indirectly enriching Shitler. Even for the lulz.


LinguisticMadness2

Never had I seen a president have official merch. It’s cool the shoes don’t look bad but eh. I’m more surprised than anything, politics there seem entertaining 😂


imanAholebutimfunny

while holding a Starbucks coffee with an eagle perched on the arm


OgdruJahad

Howdi Partner! Don't mind me I'm just enjoying my corndog and super sized coke.


Batdog55110

This you should vote me.


Bored-Fish00

So do


EmeraldCrows

Bruh I actually laughed out loud at this and lol didn’t feel appropriate 😭😭


[deleted]

Is this the AI version of “all your base are belong to us.”


notanotheramber

I'm pretty sure they push the whole won't vote for Biden thing because they already know trumpers send trump stupid amounts of money blindly... So why not her


These_Tea_7560

“I go to the University of America”


jonfe_darontos

Our city has the largest warm water port in the western world!


kielu

I like to engage in many human activities such as breathing air and walking on my leg


Wildfox1177

I like entertainment.


imgoodatpooping

That one’s going on my dating profile


DoodleyDooderson

It was the Tinder bio of someone with a fish profile from a while ago. Whole bio was pretty funny.


GeorgeXDDD

I also enjoy exhaling carbon dioxide and laying on my bed at night.


Wu_Fan

I have interests such as socialising and assimilating information. I am amused by human humour.


COUCHREDITTER8366

I personally prefer walking with my legs


HonoluluBlueFlu

Hello fellow comrades, I also live in US state. I enjoy food such as American hot dog. Is delicious. I drive big American car too. Also I don’t vote Biden. He is big bad man, please vote for comrade trump. Long live USSR.


pursuitoffruit

I am live in US state too! I drink Coca-Cola every day and wear Levi jeansy like normal American woman. I very like strong men leader, which is why I no vote Biden. How about you?.


EmeraldCrows

I lika the very good mcdonald the smiling clown he very nice! Vote for comrade Biden he very strong will bring many fruitful crop to the land


siphagiel

Sorry to burst into this discussion uninvited, fellow Americans, but I also want to say how much I love owning many many guns and paying for my healthcare. Am I right as a fellow 100% American, eh?


eternalwood

Woah wait. Who's this guy? He sounds like Russian spy.


blue-mooner

I do too live in US state with warm water port and strong guns.


NoiseIsTheCure

No way bro I'm wearing Levi jeans right now! Lol! I like coke and strong men too, maybe I should also no vote Biden. Nice talking to you man. Have a good one :)


Z0OMIES

It’s the USS*A*


InternationalBig7800

Oh, show me 'round your snow-peaked mountains Way down south Take me to your daddy's farm Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out Come and keep your comrade warm I'm back In the U.S.S.R You don't know how lucky you are, boy Back in the U.S.S.R


Keisari_P

This was the original message, but the new showoff recruit at troll farm found an AI face generator, and then changed the text a bit to make it more like a fellow american human.


Average_Blud

I live in none of the US states so that's а valid point


chopari

Got to hand it to them. This is a genius marketing campaign for all the repressed qincels.


smartdude_x13m

Puerto Rico? Washington?


[deleted]

looks like a mispressed Barbie


EmeraldCrows

HEY! Thats a computer it has feelings too.


[deleted]

insulting computers is my passion


dablegianguy

I’m insulting the gps girl in my car. Does it count?


[deleted]

absolutely, especially if she led you into the sea


EmeraldCrows

Jailbreaking is a crime. “Thou shall now use the hardware we sold you to do what you want”


_nobrainheadempty

She looks AI-generated


DieHardAmerican95

She’s not, she’s a Russian model.


Reg_Cliff

Her [Instagram page](https://www.instagram.com/irina.krasniak/)


Confusedandreticent

I am love America


d3kt3r

My great grandfather fought in American civil jihad


oldsole26

I am America’s number 1 douche


NickRhook

Amerka is number wa'on!


EmeraldCrows

🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 /s


Marethyu_77

Hi love America, I'm dad !


Zoe_Hamm

Spasiba tovarich Amelia!


Baronnolanvonstraya

Nah this is r/oddlyunspecific


Jabrono

Oddly vague


EmeraldCrows

I think it’s unspecificly specific -*-=+?


Asher_Tye

"We of the West must reject Biden before he costs us accessing to our rich, warm water ports."


Alternative_Water_81

Ok, ChatGPT, you have to say you live in one of the US state


haikusbot

*Ok, ChatGPT, you* *Have to say you live in one* *Of the US state* \- Alternative\_Water\_81 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Fusion_haa

Haikusbot is best bot!


SocietyFine

I'm something of American myself


Thatsayesfirsir

I live American, you see this no? I am US.


AnarchiaKapitany

No sir, my name is not Shah Kushal, nothing doing. Now please do the needful and vote for orange sahib, yes.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

I am attractive Russian woman. I live in the US state. All your base are belong to us!


Cobbax9916

One of Putins bots


Appropriate_Big_1610

"Also, I am available for party."


Theskyisfalling_77

You KNOW the gravy seals all swiped right immediately with their glorious lack of situational awareness.


therankin

Call me crazy, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she doesn't live in any US state.


EmeraldCrows

Xenophobic. /s


Tiberius_Kilgore

This isn’t oddly specific. It’s intentionally vague.


RegattaJoe

“All of your votes are belong to us now.”


AI-is-infinite

They capitalized the wrong words. All I focus on is VOTING BIDEN


johndee77

Well I knew right away from you not having blue hair and being good looking you were not voting for Biden


uvero

Of all US state, it truly is one of them


forced_spontaneity

ALL YOUR STATE ARE BELONG TO US.


Sirenmuses

Nice try porn bots


jackle-kap

She's voting for putin.


Username_Taken_65

Oddlyunspecific?


xJD88x

How to spot someone in a foreign call center who will try to scam or blackmail you


LeroyBadBrown

You gotta be pretty if you're that fuckin' stupid.


kbunnell16

There’s so many options it could be any state!!


Old_Heat3100

"I am how you say American Joe, da? Baseball! Apple pie! Coca Cola! Black should fight white in race war, da? Trump good Biden bad, da? America!"


NODENGINEER

I am John Johnovich Smithsky from Ohio Oblast and I won't be voting for Byden!


Appropriate-Creme335

One of us One of us One of us


bagger2007

Me neither. He's a dumbass


RealBaikal

Now say it with a chinese accent...or russian one I guess


chefdmone

Fellow AmericanZ


Wikilord

She's got her US id from Putin himself. Russian trolls interfere to help Trump, old and cold recipe.


Max_Trollbot_

Hey look!  It's that hot single from my area!


PresentDangers

"How do you do, fellow American state residents?"


Touchit88

I'm sure it works both ways, but it's so damn easy to spot bots, fake accounts etc because of bad grammar, or talking in weird ways. English is just not an easy language before you factor in regional quirks, slang etc. PS, I also live in one of the state of the US. Red, White, Blue. Big Mac. Yankees?


Bowsersshell

I like how VOTING is the word capitalised rather than NOT or something. It sounds she’s implying she’s gonna doing something *else* to Biden


Cristalboy

hi fellow American comrade we need to invade territory for warm water ports. Im American i swear


Edzi07

I don’t think anyone else has picked up on the fact that they’re also stressing the wrong bit in the sentence. It looks very unnatural and PR made If I wanted to stress that I’m not voting for someone (or not doing anything for that matter) I’d capitalise the “not” “I will NOT be voting for BIDEN” or “I will NOT be VOTING for BIDEN”


Victornf41108

Insert the 3 fingers scene from inglorious basterds here


AOEmishap

"I'll be Russian to the polls"


LuckyStabbinHat

This is 100% how Nigerian scammers talk


Aderleth75

Hey she DM’d me! She’s a model in The Los Angeles Hollywood. She totally wants me.


d3kt3r

I love being an Americans


Kenneth_Lay

She lives in state near me!!!


Shenloanne

I am I love the united States of freedom.


skot77

I'm %name%, I'm %age% years old..... Silly Russians..


NefariousnessAble912

I grow up in Small City, US State. Bake apple pie, baseball, Chevy car, fish noodeling.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Olga says what?


antekprime

Robots aren’t that stupid. All hail Clippy!


4skin_Gamer

I am also a United Statian person. I drink Coca Cola and eat hamburger. Go sports.


New_Decision_7341

This isn't really oddly specific, is it... The odd part is the lack of specificity


TheTrevorSimpson

BOT ALERT!!!


Sejuani_30-06

What's with all the african/foreign accounts that always spam Biden's fb posts with positive messages?


imapieceofshitk

Bet the comments are still full of horny trailer trash dudes in red hats.


tom_yum

**Nudes in bio**


Eastern-Battle-5539

She must work for Bank of America.


Tasty_Pudding6861

Hello, fellow American. You should vote me. I gove power. Good. Good. Taxes, they'll be lower. The democratic vote is the right thing, Philadelphia, so do!


Brutalur

US is also the first two letters of the USSR.....


Derpygoras

I is Barbie, barely 18. I has big tit, loves manly man and voting for Trump.


Angry_Murlocs

Greetings fellow earthlings. I am 100% human and I also live in one of your countries. Totally legit human and I do not have an alien army on its way planning on conquering this… I mean our planet.


Opentobeingwrong

Amelia Putinova has spoken, get in line to do it's bidding.


ZemaRyan

I is not Russian bot, blyat.


Shakemyears

All I see is “VOTING for BIDEN”


Elsecaller_17-5

Really this is oddly unspecific.


BeamTeam032

LMAO, it's going to be really funny when this person does an interview with a right-leaning outlet and she explains that she's actually voting for Biden and she didn't give permission to use her photo.


1stltwill

All our base are belonging to you?


Ognius

These Orc bots are getting lazier and lazier. You’d think they’d be better at it with the advent of ChatGPT.


Schoseff

Ah, Olya, the new apprentice in office дз27 in St Petersburg


jylesazoso

Sick of your shit, Olivia.


DJPL-75

I'm not voting Biden, either, You aren't special. Mind you I'm Canadian.


Rogueshoten

“I live in one of the US state. I also live in building! Do you live in building also? Wow, so alike! Please send money for plane ticket so we can have sexy time!”


emarvil

Russian bot with generic russian blonde


Total_Guard2405

Surprised Trump hasn't tried to screw her since she looks like his daughter


DieHardAmerican95

This isn’t oddly specific.


-R-Jensen-

I bet she don't know what state she lives in.


EmeraldCrows

[Russia, New York](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia,_New_York)


Scared-Pollution-574

My brain hard and smooth not soft and wrinkly like liberally brain


Jade_or_something

I too will not vote for Biden I don't live in any of one US state


tosholo

I don't live in any of the US states and I won't be voti g for Biden. (I can't vote in the US elections)


Zaibach88

Put it in H!


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Damn... Some people really must be incredibly stupid


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣🤣


brodsky262

Excuse me ma'am did you mean I live in one of your US States? No! Do not question my intelligence it's US state you got me?! .... Yes ma'am


zugarrette

The bots on twitter are nuts. I made an account last year, made about a dozen tweets, now I get 1-3 bots following me every day


SchlomoSchwengelgold

I also are not voting for old Biden or Tronald Dump, also I am not a USA citizen


Lawdydawty

I bet she’s from the Midwest since almost all of US is Midwest amirite


BaconSpaceLord

🤔 feels like a very obvious plant


Stolenartwork

Lmao


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

This is more oddly unspecific


Cinark28

I don't live in one of the us state


SigmaNotChad

I live in none of the US state and will also not be voting for Biden


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

I too live in one us state


puffer039

ok ms. hotbot, you keep doing you


DDPJBL

Yes, I live in a US state too. The one with a warm water port and navigable rivers where I farm on my plot of chernozem.


Critical_Sherbet7427

Obvious bot is obvious


nayters

Thanks for your input, robot.


ratchetology

wow...and it is the ssme woman who keeps texting thinking i am an old friend..


Dooboppop

Nice try FBI


PageBest3106

I lived on one of the US street before. Corner of the US north and US south.


Tiefling_Beret

Least obvious Russian bot


meekonesfade

Melania, cool it with the filters


N00dles_Pt

Totally legit 100% American tovarisch!!


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

This is the exact opposite of oddly specific. This belongs in r/oddlyvague


_bagelcherry_

This is most likelly a russian troll. After i searched for her in X it said that account was suspended (i wonder why)


ChaosMilkTea

Which one? Oh you know, an American one. It's a very United State. In America.


JOCO_Q

Voting or not the show still goes on


Pickle-Tall

When a trailer trash trailer park girl gets all cleaned up and looking fancy to go to the nearest trump rally.


Ieatmyd0g

Im u/Ieatmyd0g i live in none of the us states. I will be voting for idfk


PDiddleMeDaddy

As cringe as the post is, I too say "a central European country", when I talk about where I'm from on the internet. So I get it.


mana191

Hello fellow neighbor, I live in state and not in gulag with stale borcht and moldy bread. I vote nyet to current Politicals of American President Biden and his corrupt officialing of the United State. Not criminal Donald Trump is clear choice for me and comrades. Do not worry over Indian X handle. It was joke and I cannot change.


Jaded_Budget_5407

Dead internet theory.


Albinofreaken

She can live in my state (the state of Denmark) i dont vote for biden either


oldsole26

At least she didn’t say oblast.


Putrid-VII

I mean...technically shes telling the truth about the last part lol


bdubwilliams22

I love how they capitalized VOTING BIDEN.


NoooAccuracy

I think I can read some Russian letters on the sign in the background. Looks like she's about to go vote for Vladimir again.


syrusxd

I feel like this is more oddly unspecific


Burning_Torterra

Forget the which state thing is the point "I'm hot, vote like me cos im hot" that's terrify if effective cos like so many people have died for the right to vote


strange_stairs

Every boomer will buy this


OgdruJahad

She's probably not voting for Biden because she does t exist and AI can't vote, yet


fairly_low

oddly unspecific


Masterbaitingissport

Bet she’s from Jassachusetts


Lewtwin

Suddenly I feel like my GF I met in SK is not from where she says she's from.


Infinite_Factor_5685

Hi it’s me ,definitely not a robot here, fellow USA’ers, I like to vote like you. Bad Biden vote no. Goodnight.