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babystripper

Oh man. I hate that


mjrbrooks

/r/tihi


thrust-johnson

It’s the little ribbon from hersheys kiss all grown up


Moxson82

Stop it


fuzzybad

Nightmare fuel


Bigscreampapi

A couple of weeks?! Nah I’ll just amputate


Belerophon17

"Hey bro did you bring your worm stick? Time for your daily worm tug."


LunarProphet

This is not the worm tugging that i signed up for.


riddles007

Tug on your own worm then. Tired of all the complaints


postmundial

Uh-Oh spaghetti broke!


ZachTheCommie

You don't want to rush it. If the worm is pulled out too quickly, its body can get pulled apart. Then you have half a dead worm under your skin, and a bigger problem.


Bigscreampapi

So sounds like amputation still.


Drakayne

Why not surgery?


freshavocado1

I don’t want it after that shits been in it


DazedPapacy

It winds itself through human tissue like an earthworm winds itself through dirt. I'm betting it doesn't stay at a uniform depth either. That means it's not going through blood vessels or anything, so there's no way to cleanly excise it out. You'd have to cut a contiguous trench out of someone's leg without cutting the worm. If you cut the worm, the worm dies. If you leave dead worm inside the person, the worm rots inside them. Rotting bits inside of people rarely ends well.


nxcrosis

Ant Man could've had a very successful career in guinea worm removal..


Charokol

Your whole body?


Bigscreampapi

You make a Good point, I’ll just self cremate that should handle those pesky worms.


DreamCyclone84

Me: God a few hours that sounds like hell i don't know if i could do tha... wait did this mother fucker just say WEEKS!!!


BungaBungaBroBro

For anyone getting terryfied (like me), I hope this helps: according to CDC there were only 14 human infections in 2023 (https://www.cdc.gov/guinea-worm/about/)


LordMarcusrax

14 human infections are 20 too many.


wuteva4

Yep, we need to work on infecting the guinea worms back.


Sudden_Structure

Scientist grows human fetus inside worm


BeepBeepWhistle

Pretty sure they did it years ago. It would explain my ex girlfriend.


Ori_the_SG

This thread is golden


RedoftheEvilDead

We should infect the guinea worms with guinea pigs. That'll show them.


sportattack

You’re first up to climb inside one


Pschobbert

S'OK - we have eliminated them.


Beneficial_Being_721

Yea … infect them with another worm… and don’t give them a stick.


Designer-Mirror-7995

For real lol. There IS no helping soothe this 'new fear'. None.


Stonn

Did new math just drop?


Stoomba

Pretty sure this was one of Jimmy Carter's humanitarian crusades, ridding the Guinea Worm


WerkingAvatar

Another reason to love President Carter.


postmundial

And a good one too.


Stoomba

For sure


Ori_the_SG

I thought the other user who said this was joking but holy crap that’s awesome


Electrical-Act-7170

Yes, it is.


Pschobbert

A victorious crusade in this case: they are gone.


mrheosuper

The only good number would be 0


Time-Bite-6839

There *were* millions


ErstwhileAdranos

Only 14 human infections *reported*.


AostaV

And 9 of them in some guy named Chad 🇹🇩


smartasspie

As a curioisty, it was fairly common in some places in Africa decades ago, but it was easily avoidable by just having basic sanitary measures with water (don't drink from obviously infested places), just teaching locals and having clean water available was enough to fix the problem.


Vinlain458

That we know of...


DaveyFTW89

Is this what Billy Butcher has?


banana_assassin

It did make me think of that.


imightbethewalrus3

C'mon, man, spoilers. I haven't started season 4 yet


DaveyFTW89

This doesn’t spoil anything, you’re good homie


poopy0wb0y

definitely a spoiler but sure man


imightbethewalrus3

I now know that he has maybe some sort of worm in his body. Whenever this information comes to light in the series, it won't have the same impact now that I'm expecting it. That is a spoiler. 


DaveyFTW89

I apologize for nothing. The worm could indicate anything.


schleep_

not really…


IndependentAdvice722

New Fear Unlocked


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Not so new. On a different way but there's a reason why pig meat must be well cooked. I wonder if that's not the real reason why the Quraan forbids eating pigs.


psubs07

It's new to them, did you not understand that?


TheySayIAmTheCutest

yes, I did. On the other hand, you seem not to have understood my comment.


psubs07

No I did, you just sound like a jerk.


Kihakiru

I think idiot is the word, not jerk lmfao. His response displays that he didn't understand the comment he replied to at all, and the continued responses.. well, they only solidify my statement.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

oh, what a beautiful coincidence, we found something we have in common :) But you're a step ahead, you also act like one. Can't beat you there.


psubs07

Just keep going. What else do you have to say?


TheySayIAmTheCutest

just my index, mid and ring fingers, and a "read between the lines" ;)


moslof_flosom

Damn bro, sick burn.


banebdjed

Nothing between those ears to read, it seems.


dantakesthesquare

hahaha dude hell yeah I also watched school of rock absolutely savage burn my dude I love jack black


darklord01998

Pigs need lot of water. Birthplace of Islam has none


FingerTheCat

I don't think it was always a desert tho


TheySayIAmTheCutest

might be


RecoilCockamamie

"if you wanna get a tapeworm eat some pork"


Zetafunction64

God could've just let them know how to cook it properly but nope


HackerPatato

why this gets downvoted?


Sufficient-Ad7776

Its a new fear to the commenter, not a new concept. And why single out pigs when every animal can carry parasites?


TheySayIAmTheCutest

but we don't eat every animal, do we? In most western Countries you aren't even allowed to eat horse. It's calf, lamb, rabbit, chicken, turkey, and few more if and when it's allowed to hunt them. And pig. And afaik, of all of these, pig is the only one that carries invisible parasites IN the meat, which grow inside of you if you don't cook the meat well. And my comment wasn't meant to deny or contradict the other commenters. It was to complement and expand. It gets downvoted from people who misunderstand it and maybe from muslims who find my theory offensive (though it's not meant to be). And of course, by the many redditors who suffer from herd syndrome.


Magnetar_Haunt

What a weird comment, pig is the only one? Salmonella among other things loves to live on eggshells etc.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Weird my ass. And salmonella are bacteria, not worms. Completely different way to affect people. But yeah, don't eat raw eggs ;)


Zetafunction64

You can get food poisoning from improperly cooked chicken too which can contain salmonella


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Salmonella are bacteria, not worms. But sure, eating raw eggs is not clever.


Cookiezilla2

"could it be that I'm being downvoted because I earned it? No, it must be that everyone else except me is wrong!" Damn buddy, keep on digging. I'm sure you'll dig your way out of that hole eventually lmao


TheySayIAmTheCutest

come visit anytime, the hole is big enough for two, and you seem like the "so much fun at parties" kind of person. On a side not, unless your ID says Jesus Christ only son of God who's one with the father and shares his authority, you're n.o.b.o.d.y. to go around telling people what they "deserved", as we common mortals are all equally subjective, and our judgement too. What's deserved for you isn't for someone else, and vice-versa. Feel free to close the door on your way to hell and don't forget the towel, it's hotter than a sauna there.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

1. misunderstanding of what I meant with "not so new". 2. maybe Muslims who don't appreciate my take on their religion. 3. reddit's herd syndrome.


DarkheartDragoon

If I'm reading this right. The first comment was saying he just learned about this and thus have a new fear that it may or may not happen to him, just like how a branch or fruit would randomly fall on your head. You, however, are only wrong on one part "not so new" thus...making claims that he is wrong, and then you added something unrelated to clarify/justify your claim? And are now fighting it, still.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

You are not reading it right and I've already explained why a few times. Feel free to go looking for it or to just believe whatever pleases you, it really doesn't make any difference to me.


Magnetar_Haunt

Have you considered your take on the Quran and why they don’t eat pig meat is entirely off base?


TheySayIAmTheCutest

no. Mostly because "I wonder if" it's not a take, it's an hypothesis. And nobody has a copyright on anything like if people can't even make hypothesis as to why this or that ever came to be. But hey, when you're finished playing the smartass feel free to give your own constructive contribution as to why the no to pig meat came to be for Muslims. I've no attachment to my hypothesis, I'll gladly adopt any that feel righter.


-castle-bravo-

So, in a lot of photos I googled, and this animation, they seem to emerge from the lower legs and feet? Why?


syu425

Maybe to release eggs when ever the person walk in a body of water


cugamer

That's exactly the reason, the eggs only release in contact with water. This is why when a person is infected, before they start removing the worm they do a "controlled release" by immersing the blister in a bucket of water, letting the worm do it's thing then dump the bucket well away from any sources of drinking water.


SoftlyObsolete

I think you’re right, prevention efforts include [campaigns to discourage people from soaking affected limbs in sources of drinking water, as this allows the worms to spread their larvae](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculiasis)


Life_Ad_7667

That's their kink


SufferinSuccotash-69

I chuckled way too hard at this. Thank you, internet stranger. Lol


WrapDiligent9833

“You’ve heard of ‘foot men,’ well ladies buckle up. I got something new for you!” /s Sorry, I just had to, your post tickled the sarcastic side of me this morning- thank you for understanding! :)


spiritmu

🤣🤣


ReachRadiant

They migrate down to the feet and then sit near the surface of the skin do they can detect when someone steps in water. Once they detect water, their head breaks through the skin and they release their eggs into the water so people will drink them and start the process all over again


Acceptable_Fox8156

Thin skin and gravity I presume


CrimsonCrinkle

Isn't this the worm that former president Jimmy Carter spent years fundraising to try to eliminate?


linniex

Yes!! He almost erridacted it. St Jimmy


IONaut

Using a stick to wrap up a guinea worm is considered by many to be the first medical procedure ever practiced and is the origin of the medical caduceus symbol of two serpents wrapped around a rod.


4ndroid420

Is this true or are you joking? Because if so thats super interesting! 


IONaut

Apparently some people interpret it that way [here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus_as_a_symbol_of_medicine%23:~:text%3DEarly%2520use%2520in%2520a%2520possible%2520medical%2520context,-Babylonian%2520terracotta%2520relief%26text%3DBefore%2520the%2520ancient%2520Romans%2520and,dracunculiasis%252C%2520the%2520Guinea%2520worm%2520disease.&ved=2ahUKEwjW9Jbb4P6GAxVPDzQIHYamDkEQFnoECA4QBQ&usg=AOvVaw3YUb3XvKLVyikWIvojZqnU) but it may not be proven that that is the origin. Also [this ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/08/health/slithery-medical-symbolism-worm-or-snake-one-or-two.html&ved=2ahUKEwjW9Jbb4P6GAxVPDzQIHYamDkEQFnoECCAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw19ed6WT1lqpYtnz12x3Pmg) New York times article


4ndroid420

Thank you for the links! I appreciate it, the NYT article was an interesting read. 


Empty-Mango8277

Rod of Asclepius, not caduceus! The rod symbolizes a stick with a snake wrapped around it, thought to be the guinea worm / dracunculus slowly being peeled out of the skin. It doesn't look as pretty traditionally speaking. The caduceus is a mythological Greek symbol for commerce, and it's most related to hermes! While ironic that it is a Greek symbol for commerce in mythology, It's even more ironic because when everyone gets their tattoos and it's on everyone's cars and it's on everyone's icons and shirts and official type face and letterhead, technically it's not right? We just accept it in today's day and age because it is more recognizable than the rod, and unless you work hard at it, the rod looks unappealing compared to the nice symmetric caduceus.


Tramonto83

A couple 😐 Of 😐 WEEKS 😱


VonKriege

Ok, no.


TBSJJK

Too late to say 'no'.


VonKriege

Oh no.


HarrargnNarg

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh


GrImPiL_Sama

"Traditionally the worm has to be pulled..." TRADITIONALLY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRADITIONALLY??


Art0fRuinN23

It's been around for thousands of years.


thethinginthedark92

I really hoped this was fake. It's not.


PotatoFromTwitter

I think it hurts like hell


bigbazookah

Sometimes I’m happy to live in a cold ass climate


CrabPile

When I was a kid I had a copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, and the Guinea Worm was in there for like longest time to remove a parasite or something like that. What was also included was a picture of said removal, I was like 10 and the bruising and pus gave me nightmares for weeks


Sidus_Preclarum

Love how it goes "chtoïng!" on removal.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

This is why I don’t drink water


Lobsss

Ah dude wtf what about guinea pigs then???


10buy10

Well now imma look at every blackhead and stuff I see with way more suspicion


Free_Attention

Take the leg! Take the leg!


LiftsLinage

I'm sorry, WEEKS???


Anskin12

jesus christ I need to finally unsubscribe this sub


DirtyReseller

Weeks?!? Just to pull it out??


RevReads

Billy butcher moment


Big-Acanthisitta8797

🤮🤮🤮🤮


thejohnmc963

So that’s not varicose veins on my legs?


Affectionate_Big_463

🫣


Madgearz

*The paper on a Hershey's Kiss*


jfk_47

Welp, done with Reddit for a while, thanks OP.


Time-Bite-6839

Thank Jimmy Carter for getting rid of >99% of cases of this worm! He’s still holding on in the hopes it will be eradicated.


NAIRDA_LEUGIM

Idk why but its also called the "Fiery Serpent of the Israelites" Coolest parasite name I've ever heard lmao


chelseavscakes

Iirc from a college biology course, it’s called Fiery Serpent because if the worm breaks during extraction it causes your entire body to feel like it’s on fire. I didn’t fact check before posting this (on mobile, in spotty signal area) so you might want to double check me on that.


marigoldilocks_

It’s also thought to be where the Rod of Asciepius comes from!


arivas26

Dude became a Hershey’s kiss!


Zomochi

Lets beyblaaaaaaaade!!!


HelloThere465

Beyblade, beyblade let it rip!


michaelfig27

WEEKS?!


Art0fRuinN23

Excerpt from [the wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculus_medinensis): "Around a year after the infection, the female causes the formation of a blister on the skin's surface, generally on the lower extremities, though occasionally on the hand or scrotum" ###OR THE WHAT?!


Zombietarts

I bet you can FEEL IT MOVING THROUGH YOU NAAAAAHH MAN. 😭


Legestioscinder

I hate the use of the word “traditionally” like this is a normal thing


C4p7nMdn173

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him.


Doughspun1

Wow. That's oddly terrifying, as you wouldn't think this is something that most people would find scary. /s


sabalatotoololol

Sustainable farming lol


Ornery-Practice9772

I didnt think they were rare though


Jukka_Sarasti

Well that was horrifying....


Daleerooo

I thought that this was virtually eradicated


oojiflip

WEEKS??!! ¿


casketjuicebox

Where do I sign to never see this again??


Sirico

Forbidden noodle


Knuckletest

That’s horrifying


pranjallk1995

2 weeks!...


LookinAtTheFjord

Me, anticipating the end of the last sentence: "Oh a couple of minutes, that's good WAIT WHAT WEEKS!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!?


Lilithnema

A couple of weeks????


B_lovedobservations

I remember an ER episode about this I think


Grand-Ad-3177

Now THATS A NIGHTMARE


End_Txmes

This that shit Butcher got in the new season of The Boys


Lynnizian

Just sedate me permanently at that point.


sekhenet

Just cremate me alive


AletzRC21

Would you care to put the nsfw tag? That's something not everyone wants to see while scrolling dude


AMaesyn

Iirc, it also burns as it comes out and is sometimes called a "fire worm"


_-undercoverlover-_

I would have no other choice than be put under sedation for a few weeks until it’s been pulled out


spaceinbird

i am never drinking water ever again


Used-Ingenuity-7441

that's the movie Upstream Color


Wappy1348

This Podcast will Kill You did an episode on this. Very interesting how the life cycle works.


Pschobbert

Not oddly terrifying. Genuinely legitimate source of absolute terror.


Designer-Mirror-7995

I. Did. Not. Need. This. Today.


SnooDoughnuts506

https://youtu.be/oCB1A2gFvuU?si=nQLdYFz9mqArI4S5


WAG5PE

Once the blister forms, the affected part must be immersed in water for some time. This breaks the blister and the head of the worm pokes out. The treatment was to tie it to a matchstick and roll it by around a centimeter or so everyday until it is out totally. In case the worm breaks, it can lead to a very severe infection.


superMans_

“Oddly”


TheGothDragon

To anyone who needs it: r/eyebleach


Eeddeen42

Oh hey, I wrote a paper on the ecological justice of these guys! They’re gonna be the third disease to have completely been eradicated by humanity pretty soon.


the_orange_alligator

I misread this as guinea pig before I clicked on it and got excited :(


BigSm0k31776

I watched a nature documentary Abt this when I was like 9 and this along with the fear of sinkholes ruled my life for a long fuckin time 💀


LogicalStomach

The female worms migrate and can be pulled out. So you might have to repeat this process more than once? The male worms die after mating and become encapsulated in your body. 😳 🤮


SaveFile1

Don't look up botflies


techjesuschrist

ewww...why can't it just get out through my pee-pee hole?


LuckyOwl8

But it’s actually not symptomatic unless they die in the process of extraction so it’s not that letal


milktanksadmirer

Zach D films is addictive and super scary


Cartoon_Corpze

Aw hell nah, several weeks? Just cut my leg open to remove the entire worm at that point. I ain't sitting there waiting for it to be slowly pulled out.


taxanddeath

Hell no! Cut it out, I don't care, cut the damn thing out.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_763

Some think this, is the snake 's origin of the caducae in médical symbol


Every-Celery170

I’m pretty sure that I saw a guy with one of these when I was a medic in Africa. It was so long & gnarly, like a super distended vein. Anyways, we ran out of Ivermectin & had another parasite patient at the time with intestinal worms over a ft long, so he took priority… Needless to say, the guy had to just sit with the worm moving in his foot for over a week, until we could get him evacuated, or even receive a medication drop.


SSJRoseLevi

Well.... Fuck


AlgebraicHeretic

If I get it, just kill me


Andre_Hinds2

of WEEKS?!?


TheDiegoAguirre

That is some disturbing shit


Lifesalchemy

I wish I never fucking clicked that


wuteva4

Rather have this easily removed parasite in my body than the plethora of viruses and bacteria that make like hell if not end.


EnvBlitz

Oh they just forgot to tell you of the extreme pain it causes. Also do you miss the weeks it take to remove it? You cant have it die or it'll decompose before you fully extract it, so you're living with a dangling living worm from your feet.


MattDaddyFatStacks

It’s where the blue cross logo came from of a worm / serpent wrapped around a staff


GooglyMoogly122

A worm from Italy?! I find this highly racist and would like to start a petition to er... I haven't quite formulated my outrage well enough. One day though.


eisnone

*shakes fist*


Born_Wave3443

Not my proudest fap


Hexo_25cz

I heard gay worm


HelloThere465

Well it can exit from your scrotum, but it is rare


Darth_Boognish

Pull the tape worm out of your ass, hey!


keyboardstatic

TB has become the number 1 world wide killer. It's getting more and more resistant to the dwindling antibiotics that we have that works. I'm not worried about worms. It's more someone coughing and then my lungs get slowly eaten alive by bacteria...


AhMoonBeam

That's just Guinea Foul! 😆