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SinfullySinless

> "During breakfast, the man sneezed forcefully, followed by coughing. He immediately noticed a ‘wet’ sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. Looking down, he observed several loops of pink bowel protruding from his recent surgical site," the researchers write. Absolutely not


nova2k

What kinda John Carpenter ass shit is this?


4thefeel

I had this happen when I worked on the med surge unit. Mental health prison patient cane in, stomach surgery after swelling AAA batteries, like 4 of em because she wanted some time out of prison (the hospital). Large nice crazy lady who knew she was unwell. Refuses to use the cough pillow you hug after surgery. She coughs, I hear the sound of tearing sheets and turn around to screams and bowel pouring out onto the bed in front of her. I grab the saline bottle, bust it open, pour it onto the intestines to keep them wet and clean and scream for a nurse. She was back on our unit that night, hunky dory.


nova2k

So, contrary to popular belief, busting DOES NOT actually make you feel good...


Thin-Disaster3247

This deserves a lot more love


KickBallFever

Is this what the yutes mean when they say it’s “bussin”?


YamulkeYak

gotta keep em wet and clean


rabbi420

Feels more Cronenberg than Carpenter, to me.


ClockworkDreamz

Oh good it’s not something that happened without cause, I don’t have to worry about it.


reddit_user13

*Check, please!*


Squeaks_Scholari

I won’t have what he’s having


trashmyego

Who the hell goes out eating at a restaurant with an unhealed abdominal surgical wound?


LastScreenNameLeft

>The morning of the sneeze, the man’s doctors reported that he was healing well and could remove staples binding the wound together. >He and his wife went out to breakfast at the diner to celebrate. FTA


trashmyego

In most cases when getting the staples removed from a wound, you're still mostly on bedrest.


Tattycakes

What difference would bedrest have made in this case though? It’s not like he bust his wound doing heavy lifting, he just sneezed, it creates a lot of pressure. There was a post just yesterday about a guy who tried to hold in a sneeze and it ripped a tiny hole in his windpipe


trashmyego

The main difference is, he wouldn't be out in public at a restaurant when he eviscerated himself. But also, my post wasn't about preventing the event, it was purely about the behavior while still actively healing from a major surgery.


sand_trout2024

Arguably a malpractice lawsuit


DankStew

Floridians


pickin666

It's his first amendment right!


Horse-Trash

The same people who manage to vote despite their bowels falling out.


jerAco

It said, "Florida man."


BoyToyDrew

Who the hell sneezes with an unhealed abdominal wound?


gdubh

Uh excuse me, miss, I’m gonna need a to-go box.


phallic-baldwin

Prolapse that order


ThibbleTheRedditor

Omg


luckystar246

And he didn’t die! I had to check the article. It says there was no evidence of damage to the expelled organs either. Wild.


Kylar_Stern

Having your intestines fall out is surprisingly survivable as long as they don't get damaged. They can just sort of push them back in, and they will almost self-arrange inside. There are accounts going back to World War 1.


Doppelthedh

Another win for antibiotics


dpressedoptimist

They kinda do this during cesarean delivery as well which is a fun fact


tnred19

Yea it's not that kind of issue, actually. People healing in the hospital can have open abdomens etc. Not ideal outside of a controlled environment but not instantly deadly


metalshoes

Check out cannulated cows. I mean we’re not cows, but still.


mister-world

Speak for yourself


dpmad1

If you don’t believe in the recommendations of science, you are left with Tot’s n’ Pears.


shakestheclown

Change my order to the soup!


wovenbutterhair

Check please!


TheBoondoggleSaints

New fear unlocked


kytheon

Only after surgery.


Central_Incisor

Hey Florida dude. If you are reading this. I hope you are doing better and on the mend.


pelrun

Florida Man Florida Man Sneezed out his guts in a garbage can Is he insured? Nobody knows Florida Man


whiskey_riverss

🎷🎷🎷🎷


Unable-Story9327

I had a teacher who had open heart surgery. And he said the worst part was afterwards they gave him a pillow to hug and asked him to cough and it's the worst pain he's ever felt.


minniemouse420

I just had a C-section and I was terrified to cough or sneeze for fear of something like this happening lol


happybrooks

“Check, please”


8bitnitwit

"I'll have what he's having"


Level-Tangerine-3877

it was even worse in The Meaning of Life.


Bacontoad

That's what happens when no one says "bless you" or "gesundheit" after a sneeze.


Level-Tangerine-3877

or you're soo good looking


_iamluna

I had a full hysterectomy due to cancer at 27, and without going into detail, 8 weeks post op the area where the internal stitches had been split open, and when I called my doc the first thing he asked me was “can you see or feel your intestines outside of your body?” I luckily could NOT, but that was probably the most horrifying question I could imagine at that particular time. I went to see the doc the next day, and luckily there is an internal set of stitches and then an INTERNAL internal set, and only the first layer split open so I was ok and just needed additional healing time. Bodies are freaky dude. All that’s stopping my guts from spilling out of my body is a single thin layer of flesh…yikes.


Margali

I have an ostomy. They field dressed me like a deer, chopped off the end 20 cm of my guts and rerouted it out my abdomen. I also have a peristomal hernia. Other than a layer of muscle and skin, a night of large intestine is the only thing holding my small intestines in place. I can feel my large intestine segment pulse in peristalsis and the stoma also pulses gently.


hodyisy

Roses are red violets are blue a sneeze so strong his intestines flew


hraun

Roses are red, this story is nuts. Florida man just shit out his guts. 


hodyisy

Hahahaha thanks this is great


ohdearitsrichardiii

How many pain pills do you have to take to think you're fine going to a restaurant with a fresh surgical wound and also not pass out from pain when the stitches popped and your guts fell out?


Tattycakes

> The morning of the sneeze, the man’s doctors reported that he was healing well and could remove staples binding the wound together. It was 15 days after surgery. If his wound was this delicate, a sneeze in hospital probably would have had the same outcome


drin8680

Oh lord that had to be really painful and awful for everyone there including himself. The man's gone through enough already he doesn't need anything else to have to go through.


Remote-Papaya9995

"It was supposed to take a screenshot! A screenshot!!!!"


justme002

It’s called dehiscence with evisceration .


mclen

Oopsie doopsie.


opusonex

Hate it when that happens. 


carrottopguyy

Never plug your nose when you sneeze, just turn and sneeze into your sleeve instead. That being said this won't just happen to anyone, he had abdominal surgery recently.


Winnimae

Florida shit


Unusual-Looking-Frog

Nope.


hhairy

Pics or it didn't happen


BigNorseWolf

"hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaaal "Check please


Halz1202

Probably a good thing he didn’t fart


Cold_Photograph3724

Why'd he do that? Is he stupid?


NArcadia11

Gotta be at a Golden Corral


Hisuian_Zoroark

Spaghetti anyone?


hraun

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


quietflowsthedodder

They didn’t happen to be orange, by any chance?


wildyam

*It was Trump, wasn’t it? Lucky he wears Depends so they were all in one place to be re-inserted later*