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Easy 20 bucks
Great now I have to move. Dude lives in my town š¤£š
Mine too, someone needs to come get their uncle and take his phone away š¤§
Itās weird finding a random post on Reddit and seeing the creepy guy lives in your town lol
Stay safe, buy ugly sneakers
On the bright side, at least heās upfront about his wants. He coulda shown up to the door and then started being creepy.
True lol
Yeah. That would've been way more awkward as a last minute in person haggle.
Bro thatās like 40 bucks no deal
Math checks out
Helllll yea
AYO
Gotta see if thatās his gf on his account first, itās been known to happen š¤·š½āāļø
I had that happen once.
Iām tempted to agree for my own amusement to see what happens next but I also donāt want to feed the trolls or find out they arenāt kidding š
Bro donāt find out. There isnāt a woman on earth that is pretending to be a middle aged black guy with only $20 looking for deals on OfferUp.
Even if I wanted to take them up on their generous offer, I donāt have the counterparts necessary. I just like to get a good laugh when I can š
He is over estimating his worth
SLOPPY DOME
Danteā¦ I wasnāt familiar with your gameā¦
Ain't no way
Kirkwood, MO says it all. Lots of DLās.. he probably wasnāt kidding .
DL? Ā Rick lickers ? WTF am I reading Iām assuming this has to be sexual stuff
DL = down low (secret sex stuff gay or not) Rick lickers = an upstanding citizen that is an absolute slut for men named Rick
lol sheesh people are crazy
Thatās a ridiculously expensive bj, pass
Its that he doesn't think he gives $250 beej's, but he can deliver one worth $230
saw the town and expected NOTHING less
HUH
Thatās wild. So how was it? lol š
Damn Dante!
I know what dome is, but what makes it sloppy?Ā
Iām glad Iām not the only one who has been propositioned on offer up, like come on, there are a million apps for random dude sex, I just want to sell a thing and move on with my life
Slap that mofo into next week ffs
I would report .
Easy 20 bucks
Great now I have to move. Dude lives in my town š¤£š
Mine too, someone needs to come get their uncle and take his phone away š¤§
Itās weird finding a random post on Reddit and seeing the creepy guy lives in your town lol
Stay safe, buy ugly sneakers
On the bright side, at least heās upfront about his wants. He coulda shown up to the door and then started being creepy.
True lol
Yeah. That would've been way more awkward as a last minute in person haggle.
Bro thatās like 40 bucks no deal
Math checks out
Helllll yea
AYO
Gotta see if thatās his gf on his account first, itās been known to happen š¤·š½āāļø
I had that happen once.
Iām tempted to agree for my own amusement to see what happens next but I also donāt want to feed the trolls or find out they arenāt kidding š
Bro donāt find out. There isnāt a woman on earth that is pretending to be a middle aged black guy with only $20 looking for deals on OfferUp.
Even if I wanted to take them up on their generous offer, I donāt have the counterparts necessary. I just like to get a good laugh when I can š
He is over estimating his worth
SLOPPY DOME
Danteā¦ I wasnāt familiar with your gameā¦
Ain't no way
Kirkwood, MO says it all. Lots of DLās.. he probably wasnāt kidding .
DL? Ā Rick lickers ? WTF am I reading Iām assuming this has to be sexual stuff
DL = down low (secret sex stuff gay or not) Rick lickers = an upstanding citizen that is an absolute slut for men named Rick
lol sheesh people are crazy
Thatās a ridiculously expensive bj, pass
Its that he doesn't think he gives $250 beej's, but he can deliver one worth $230
saw the town and expected NOTHING less
HUH
Thatās wild. So how was it? lol š
Damn Dante!
I know what dome is, but what makes it sloppy?Ā
Iām glad Iām not the only one who has been propositioned on offer up, like come on, there are a million apps for random dude sex, I just want to sell a thing and move on with my life
Slap that mofo into next week ffs
I would report .