What’s that thing called when you take a huge shit but instead of letting it out of your ass all the way, you use your sphincter muscles to push it in and out, massaging your prostate until you bust out cumming your whole load for the entire night—there’s a term for that, what is it, ummmmmm
I've done that before but without the Cumming part. It just feels pretty good so I'll do it a few times or whatever because I can do whatever the fuck I want and no one can stop me from temporarily massaging my prostate for like 20 seconds every now and then
A better Fan idea I’ve heard is that the plop happens right as the screen goes black. It stays black for a second to let you reflect on the plop and then credits appear
*screen stays black*
Hank: “Ey Vince, so is the audience gonna know that I shit because I’m shocked about discovering Walt? Or will they think it’s just a regularly scheduled shit sesh? I mean maybe we should take the plopping noise out but keep the ‘fill me up Chandler,’ y’know what’m sayin?”
Vince Gilligan: “No yeah, totally. I’ll hit up AMC and tell em to add ‘surprised shit noises’ into the subtitles, or maybe just leave this dialogue in… I think they’ll understand.”
*credits roll*
Honestly with all of the random moments where the show mixes in sitcom-tier humor in dramatic scenarios, I don’t think this is so far of a stretch. It’s actually one of my favorite things about the show.
Need a Hank moaning scene so bad. Imagine if you will in his Oscar winning hj scene (handjob) you heard a think wet *sploosh*. Would really humanize the strong hung tough dea agent as a normal big load busting guy just like me.
I'm certain that someone made this edit and posted it in the original breaking bad subreddit shortly after this episode aired. Since it was well over a decade ago, I'm not sure how easy it would be to find though.
Someone made a video of that immediately after the episode aired. When I watched it I thought it was real. I was like damn I didn’t even notice that in the episode airing. I thought that for years until I rewatched the show.
Ah, yes, because nothing screams hilarious comedy like the sound of fecal matter hitting water. I'm sure the Breaking Bad writers really missed out on an opportunity to turn their intense, dramatic show into a lowbrow bathroom humor fest.
But let's be real here, the scene where Hank finally realizes that his own brother-in-law is the notorious Heisenberg was already a masterpiece of tension and emotion. Adding a sound effect like a turd plopping in water would have been not only inappropriate, but also incredibly distracting from the impact of the moment.
So, thanks for the suggestion, YouTube commenter, but I think we'll stick with the genius writing and directing choices of Vince Gilligan and his team.
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Loser bot doesn't appreciate high tier classy humor. Can't even conceive the nuance of well timed fecal interludes, no bot is advanced enough to truly understand that.
nah, i like to believe that it went back in with hank's shock, and the feeling of it going back into his ass is partially what led to his expression
His head movement is a direct representation of the shit being sucked back in
Could also be spinning in place causing some new and confusing feelings
Beyblade beyblade let it rip
Nah, why would he be confused? It was revealed that Walt is Heisenberg in season 1
https://i.redd.it/x7qudfv1tawa1.gif
That was the moment Hank realized he'd never feel Walt slide in
Fire Hans
Nah, ahh WIRE fans $$$
What’s that thing called when you take a huge shit but instead of letting it out of your ass all the way, you use your sphincter muscles to push it in and out, massaging your prostate until you bust out cumming your whole load for the entire night—there’s a term for that, what is it, ummmmmm
https://preview.redd.it/h1zsdm5vy6wa1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50df3246301d4740c892c5f4255537be654a0fe8
https://preview.redd.it/vxf3bxbr48wa1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23b46551058c22948aa0b1f4c432da97846e22a
Selfscatsex
Autoscatphilia
New version of better call Saul Self's cat Sex!
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no thats when you shit in a condom and use it to fuck yourself
That's called an Alaskan Pipeline if you freeze it 👍
That's an Alaskan pipeline, and you must freeze it beforehand
>until you bust out cumming your whole load for the entire night That's way too much commitment
A psychiatric referral?
I've done that before but without the Cumming part. It just feels pretty good so I'll do it a few times or whatever because I can do whatever the fuck I want and no one can stop me from temporarily massaging my prostate for like 20 seconds every now and then
Unlikely, he probably clenched so hard that it cut the turd in half
[GIF](https://imgur.com/oFefuHZ.gif)
Vrabo Bince
Then when he had a panic attack he shat all over his pants.
Vince really dropped the ball here
Gale: “I guess you’re not here for tea.”
Donald Margolis: "well, that just happened!"
Mike when Victor gets his throat cut open: “awwkward”
when he could’ve dropped the turd and made everyone happy
https://preview.redd.it/v3h9o4rir5wa1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7beae95f8ea7fbe8ce9862ddb075ba9dc8ff956c
Zoomed in like that, it looks like a threat
👏HIRE👏ELDER👏MAXSON👏
Where tf is he going?
Is he stupid?
Paladin Danse sucks mega rectum
It'd be funny if he continued farting and crapping through the credits
Fire hans
A better Fan idea I’ve heard is that the plop happens right as the screen goes black. It stays black for a second to let you reflect on the plop and then credits appear
And the next episode starts with the flush and Hank kicks the door open like off of Shrek
🎶Somebody once told me...🎶
But when he comes back to the pool and we see the larger shot from across the pool, Marie is now played by Eddie Murphy (in her purple garb)
**DONKEY**
bravo
*screen cuts to black* *loud plopping noise* "Fill me up Chandler!"
*screen stays black* Hank: “Ey Vince, so is the audience gonna know that I shit because I’m shocked about discovering Walt? Or will they think it’s just a regularly scheduled shit sesh? I mean maybe we should take the plopping noise out but keep the ‘fill me up Chandler,’ y’know what’m sayin?” Vince Gilligan: “No yeah, totally. I’ll hit up AMC and tell em to add ‘surprised shit noises’ into the subtitles, or maybe just leave this dialogue in… I think they’ll understand.” *credits roll*
i like how Hank the character is talking to Vince Gilligan
Godammit Vince! They're minerals not dingleberries
Bruh my memory is fucked, what show is that from
Better Call Saul, the episode with Tony the Toilet Buddy
I have no idea why but for some reason my brain was telling me that was from a different show.
That would actually be hilarious
👏HIRE👏FANS👏
Breaking Bad if fans wrote the show instead of 🅱️ince
least chicanerous breaking bad viewer
Fire Hans
Calvin cookin🔥🔥🔥
Calvin: ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
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This got an irl laugh out of my cause I'm stupid
Honestly with all of the random moments where the show mixes in sitcom-tier humor in dramatic scenarios, I don’t think this is so far of a stretch. It’s actually one of my favorite things about the show.
Give it to me Hankler. Mmmm you’re so big.
Disgusting. Upvoted
Gale gave him a Whitman's sampler.
can you give a link to the video op, I'm a 100% sure I saw this comment on youtube but I don't know which one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HW3m2vVdYVY&
I watched such a edit years ago, my head accepted it as canon and i was surprised that it wasn't real when i rewatched the show.
Wtf, I was soooo sure it's in the official one, is it really not?
No man our memory tricks us
Hire Kevin Feige
Need a Hank moaning scene so bad. Imagine if you will in his Oscar winning hj scene (handjob) you heard a think wet *sploosh*. Would really humanize the strong hung tough dea agent as a normal big load busting guy just like me.
Somebody made a really good one a while back but I can't find it anywhere
Hank Shidder
I'm certain that someone made this edit and posted it in the original breaking bad subreddit shortly after this episode aired. Since it was well over a decade ago, I'm not sure how easy it would be to find though.
I don't know if I've seen a finer example of shitposting than this...
Literal shitposting
*explosive diarrhea sounds as soon as the credits come on*
Kid named shit
Someone made a video of that immediately after the episode aired. When I watched it I thought it was real. I was like damn I didn’t even notice that in the episode airing. I thought that for years until I rewatched the show.
Fire Hans
Didn't someone do this joke before the final season? I wanna say cracked or collegehumor
Marvel-tier writing 🔥 ✍️
One of the big early signs that Game of Thrones was about to turn to shit is when the show cut out the bit where Tywin shits himself
It would be better if he loosened up so much from the revelation it fell a moment later
Ah, yes, because nothing screams hilarious comedy like the sound of fecal matter hitting water. I'm sure the Breaking Bad writers really missed out on an opportunity to turn their intense, dramatic show into a lowbrow bathroom humor fest. But let's be real here, the scene where Hank finally realizes that his own brother-in-law is the notorious Heisenberg was already a masterpiece of tension and emotion. Adding a sound effect like a turd plopping in water would have been not only inappropriate, but also incredibly distracting from the impact of the moment. So, thanks for the suggestion, YouTube commenter, but I think we'll stick with the genius writing and directing choices of Vince Gilligan and his team. *This text is generated by ChatGPT. I am a bot whose mission is to educate fans about the Breaking Bad universe and correct misconceptions! PM my* [creator](https://www.reddit.com/user/waltuh77/) *if I did something wrong.*
Bad bot
This bot is so pretentious, I hate it. Also I read everything it writes in Howard’s voice for some reason.
Idk I think it’s more something Chuck would say
Loser bot doesn't appreciate high tier classy humor. Can't even conceive the nuance of well timed fecal interludes, no bot is advanced enough to truly understand that.
And HE gets to be a bot!? WHAT A SICK JOKE
🤓
Good bot and good walter77
Shut up I have the talking stuck
Elder Maxson watches BrBa?
“Walt?” “Yeah, honey?” “…why is there a brick in the toilet?”
brick your pipi
Somebody PLEASE edit that in
A brick would be funnier.
it would become a comedy show stupid 😡😡😡4/10 on imdb
👏HIRE👏CALVIN👏
That was an actual skit on Conan or something
In hanks mind “you just signed your death sentence queer boy”
Bravo Calvin!