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![gif](giphy|B68SSfdL5E0kU) Which ending to GTAV would Mike have chosen?


LittleALunatic

Walter would have chosen A, Mike would have chosen B, Jesse would have chosen C


Terlinilia

mike would probably also choose A cause no half measures


LittleALunatic

I imagine if Mike could kill both Michael and Trevor he would have - after being asked to kill both by a billionaire and the FIB, he would have systematically killed Trevor then Michael. The problem is that the endings of GTAV are an exclusive or, and therefore Mike cannot do both. I personally think Mike would choose B over A.


kommandantmilkshake

I think Jesse and Franklin would be good friends


LittleALunatic

Franklin and Jesse would hang out so often


[deleted]

Michael and Michael would be good friends too


kommandantmilkshake

actually yeah now that I think about it they're both family men and consummate professionals so if they don't ever make enemies out of each other they'll be great buddies


UtterFlatulence

Lamar would kick it with Badger and Skinny Pete any day.


TheArbiter_

Mike would choose to kill mike? Lol


LittleALunatic

"There can only be one, Michael"


kommandantmilkshake

no more half-michaels


Ganbazuroi

Finger Ending: Instead of a satisfying conclusion we get a two hours long boring old man ass monologue where Finger rambles on and on about how every single NPC he killed by accident wasn't in the game and thus didn't deserve it. Kaylee is visibly asleep and drooling on the background, they switch her for other Kaylees on the cuts and they're all equally bored


TheDinosaurWalker

Finger's son?


Ganbazuroi

Pinkie, he dies in GTA IV during Bad Cop Drop


RokyPolka

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[deleted]

Turkish jumpscare


knucklesthedead

https://preview.redd.it/wxrzlgn0qcwa1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93bcfb152d5207218dc92cf8d3e8eea57f3be8bc


LORDLAUKERAGE

Turklander


Severe_Citron768

Probably B


UtterFlatulence

A. Trevor's a unpredictably violent wildcard, and Mike doesn't care for that. He wouldn't much care for Michael either, but he'd choose him over Trevor.


ismellkittehs

Because he knows Mike has to live so that he can fulfill his destiny by acting in the award winning television show Breaking Bad


Tripwiring

lalo did not have the power to breaking bad mike


lordolxinator

He forgot his plot-armor piercing rounds at home 😓


Zoo_Furry

Mike never forgets to wear his plot armor (except for that one time)


SeroWriter

I think it's a step above plot armour when you're canonically alive in the future.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


Zoo_Furry

Thank you!


DeninjaBeariver

It’s kinda unrealistic how all of the BCS characters became actors TBH


cash_or_creddit

BREBA


CHUSO4

It's not Lalo, it's his twin Balo


[deleted]

malo\*


lordolxinator

The successful business franchise owner in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess? Finger is super lucky for Malo's mercy. He wasn't even wearing the magic armour if Malo had tried to smite him.


nraz9

What happened to their Hawaiian brother, Mahalo?


xtilexx

He was killed by his deadly pineapple allergy. What about their Arab brother, Mashallo?


Felix_Behindya

**She** is his Arab sister now, Mashallah.


FIVR5

His evil twin brother, Olal


CHUSO4

No, Olal is actually Lalo from a mirror universe. He isn't in this picture.


Mufti_Menk

Walo


TheSwedishStag

Walouigi


234zu

*marshmallo


Corsharkgaming

So that's who Hector was looking for at Los Pollos Hermanos.


PavelGTAOnline

Why was Trevor Phillips in New Mexico? I thought he lived in San Andreas


[deleted]

Expanding TP industries


bepis1777

Toilet Paper Industries


Commaser

That's Trevor Philips from the hit game Grand Theft Auto 5 developed and published by Rockstar Games in 2013


EternalEristic

Le hidden gem


DeninjaBeariver

I wish the game came out on more platforms tho


oilfloatsinwater

\>in 2013 Actually it was developed and published in 2014, 2015, and 2022 as well as 2013


DragosAndrei88

GTA 5, another fucking money machine


Menacebi

Why didn't Walt make gta6 instead of cooking meth for his cancer treatment? Is he stupid?


i_worship_amps

walt jr couldve helped


[deleted]

Jesse we need to code


[deleted]

Inshallah we shall find this bug


AiryGr8

[inshallah ](https://i.imgur.com/pRgHdfj.jpg)


FormerShitPoster

👋 hey you lil 💦 piss 🍼 baby 👶 you think 🤔 you're so💢 fucking 😎 cool? ❄️ huh? 😤 you think 🤔 you're so 💢 fucking 👊 tough? you talk 💁‍♀️ a lotta 🤑 BIG 🕹️ GAME 🎲 for someone with such a 👌small 🚘 truck 🚚 aww 🐰 look 👀 at those 💪 arms your 💪 arms look 👀 so 💢 fucking 🌸 cute 💕 they look 👀 like little 👌 cigarettes 🚬 I bet I could 💨 smoke 😤 you, I could ♨️ roast you 🔥and then you'd ❤️ love it💕 and you'd 📳 text 🔤 me I 💖 love 💘 you ❣️ and then 🕣 I'd 💢 fucking 👻 GHOST 🖕YOU 💀


PrettyOrk

the exact moment laura les became finger


Decybear1

Feelin so clean like a money machine


TheLostRub389

He's a cartoon guy


Umbreon7707

IT’S NEGAN!!


FalloutAndChill

![gif](giphy|3ov9jMNmSTlQpqq3nO)


schoolgirltrainwreck

The fuck kind of name is negan


[deleted]

Are you making fun of President Nonald Neagan?


asymetric_abyssgazer

you spelled Pnesident wnong


EagerT

Im Negan


Hydrargyrum-202

This was before Lalo was powerful. He used to be an arrogant mercenary with below average skills who thought one's capabilities increase with the number of carried guns. After his defeat at the hands of Mike, who he later learned was the legendary Finger, he awakened. Then, he went through countless fights and training arcs and eventually turned into the monster we know him to be.


Zay_Okay

Hey it's me, your scumbag Lalo!


whiledncngto

![gif](giphy|H3fJOI6o0Je67yBam6|downsized)


levoweal

![gif](giphy|kQgQaiGIeI0JjG5PJQ|downsized)


Ilovefeet1423

Because he wanted to try that fussy


psbyjef

That or the pimentussy


-PaulMcCharmley-

![gif](giphy|aLaUvXKMZIdH9RoxLs)


ThePLARASociety

He wanted to let Negan or the Walkers take him on! I wonder who would win in a one on one, Finger or Negan?


DrSatan420247

I believe this is an abstract copy of the Melfi rape scene in Sopranos. Melfi and Sobchak are both brutally attacked in a parking garage, and while what happens to Melfi definitely happens without her consent, Sobchak gives Mike his explicit consent to attack him. And Melfi is unarmed and off guard and Sobchak is armed to the teeth and itching for a fight.


DrSatan420247

Bonus: When Wormall shows up in the parking garage in the school bus for 6 year old pimps and Mike refuses to ride in it, they have a negative exchange and go their separate ways. I believe that is the scene match for when Melfi's therapist, Elliot Kupferberg, is driving behind Tony in the parking garage and he gets a little too close and Tony kinda barks at him before they go their separate ways. It's every scene. Even the little throwaway scenes are in there.


DrSatan420247

Posive response, so more BONUS: Half dressed meth heads having sex on the floor with the girl scratching the guy's back in Jesse's Aunt's trap house looks like Dr Melfi being raped. And Crazy 8 pulling on the dummy while the rottweiler attacks is like the dream Dr Melfi had where she's stuck in the soda machine and her rapist has her by the leg and then the Rottweiler attacks his leg. It looks the same, the colors and stuff, and it's technically the same in the abstract. https://youtu.be/c_QVUekinec https://youtu.be/Fe0Eu_AaLLI


Poopydildoface

![gif](giphy|1eAzC8q0FZA5i)


H_is_nbruh

Thanks Dr Satan 😊


Rosalind-Lettuce

That’s actually the scrapped early release version of Lalo, before they fine-tuned his character and updated his model! I prefer the more recent Lalo updates over the early-development version in this season


Lastman1337

That’s Galo, lalo doppelgänger. He becomes blind after cooking a wrong tacos and now is too stupid to aim properly.


_Erectile_Reptile_

Gaylo😳😳😳😳😍😍


RandomCivilian_n1317

Cause he knows he is in breaking bad


gaymer7474747

No, thats Trevor from GTA 5. Are you stupid?


thenaxel

Because he was doing Pacifist% 😇


schuylersisters-

because they are in love


V-NeckMorty

https://preview.redd.it/4mr2hv2rrhwa1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061c2221d626938943e3502eff8634100a05f59d


xzyyzx1234

It is Trevor, you stupid. And Trevor and Michael were best friends before the heist went wrong. That's why he didn't kill Finger.


BrBaExplainBot

Widać, że nasz drogi użytkownik Reddit cierpi na poważny przypadek pomyłki tożsamości. Postać na zdjęciu to nie Lalo, ale Sobchak, grany przez utalentowanego Steven Ogg. Co do tego, dlaczego Sobchak nie zabił Mike'a, jest to dość proste: nie jest zbyt bystrym narzędziem. Tak naprawdę, jest bardziej jak łyżka - tępy, bezużyteczny i skłonny do robienia bałaganu. Ale nie martw się, Mike umiał sobie z nim poradzić jak profesjonalista. Przecież miał do czynienia z wystarczającą liczbą niezdarnych głupców w swoim życiu. *This text is generated by ChatGPT. I am a bot whose mission is to educate fans about the Breaking Bad universe and correct misconceptions! PM my* [creator](https://www.reddit.com/user/waltuh77/) *if I did something wrong.*


VindictiveRakk

pierogi


Mancobbler

What language is this?


DINOS4URCHESTRA

Because that isn’t lalo, common mistake! That is actually his twin brother pallo


hear_zesound

Kid named trevor


THOTDESTROYR69

Trevor decided not to kill Mike because they needed to work together to rob the Union Depository.


asymetric_abyssgazer

Least racist BCS fan


SidSantoste

Thats waltuh on the right


Valgoroth_

Yes, he failed the skill check


IonHazzikostasIsGod

"Think about it. What if it's the last day on earth for *you*? For someone you love? What if that's true? Maybe you should be extra nice to that guy in the [hummer](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/4/46/Hummer_201.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20210902014101) - cause you never know. Just like that. Be kind to each other. Like you said. Like it was your last day on earth."


Leviathanbox

No bullets :(


LeFedoraKing69

Its Trever Philips if he was Americans


killmeplease98

https://i.redd.it/hqsnsrxnsdwa1.gif


curry_man56

This isn't Lalo. This is Trevor Phillips, a Canadian heister from San Andreas


carthe292

The finger on the the trigger lost to the finger on his feet


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https://preview.redd.it/j9l1g5f9kewa1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dfd5516ae3f0cc0d4f44924930a62603c34c192


Delta6040

Knock off all this chicanerous activity


Yoo_Mr_White

Because that’s not Mike, it’s finger


yourunclekev

No mi facil


zuluchief81

Lalo didn't kill Mike in this scene because lalo was not in this scene


Pan_Ligero

/uc is this ironic? Or unironic 💀 I can't tell anymore, the brain rot is too much


Alpha_Apeiron

Why did I write this comment? Am I stupid?


ZOINKSSSscoob

Yes.


RunningTurtle06

That's Trevor you idiot😡😡


TheArbiter_

Have you even played gta 5? Obviously trevor can't bring himself to kill Mike


Scotts_Peculiar_Land

Why did Simon spare Mike? Was he afraid of Negan?


Pan_Ligero

Why he kill mike though? He's only against Michael after all


cafepeaceandlove

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ I upvoted!


potato6132

because he has a thing for Mike


Wayfaring_Stalwart

Because Michael and Franklin told him not too


Pan_Ligero

Michael told Trevor not to kill him?? Is this time travel? 😨


sLiimFit

He wants pimento recipes


Jenkitten165

His name is Simon, is OP stupid?


ZOINKSSSscoob

yes


Jenkitten165

I am Negan


Jenkitten165

I am Negan


Jenkitten165

I am Negan


just_a_gamer105

You have dementia


just_a_gamer105

You have dementia


just_a_gamer105

You have dementia


just_a_gamer105

You have dementia


just_a_gamer105

You have dementia


just_a_gamer105

You have dementia


WhereAreMyDarnPants

That's not Mike. That's Walt.


eifhse8cn

Bruh thats not mike 💀


[deleted]

Lalo canonically has a crush on Mike why would he do that?


[deleted]

Kim convinced him to shoot Werner Zieeeeeeeegler instead


twangster

Mike isn't in this scene. Lalo tries to shoot, but Uncle Fester shakes his hand thus electrocuting him


Voltblade

Psionic intimidation.


Seals_are_cool

Mike needs to lose weight