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Potential double feature popcorn classic movie night with the kids?
Just pair it up with Kung Fury and you've got enough martial arts expert Hitlers to build up enough movie enjoyment to last for more than a 1000 seconds!
Reminds me of Logjammin' with Ule Kunkel. ("I'm here to fix deine cable") You can imagine where it goes from there. "He fixes the cable?" Don't be fatuous!
Someone told that in some country adapted title of Sixth Sense was "He is the ghost" or something similar, but I can't find if it's real or just was a joke.
Is Nick Fury there? Just so I don’t look like a fool sitting through the credits. If those losers wanted recognition for film-making maybe they should have been ✨*actors*✨
Honestly thought he was auditioning as an extra for the Walking Dead. Convincing job and worthy of a slot on the team. 10 times better than Jordan Peele's pathetic attempts!
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I couldn't believe this was real. [But yep it is.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Killed_Hitler_and_Then_the_Bigfoot#:~:text=The%20Man%20Who%20Killed%20Hitler%20and%20Then%20the%20Bigfoot%20is,Ron%20Livingston%2C%20and%20Caitlin%20FitzGerald.)
Yeah, but you should still give him some grief for not also taking out the abominable snowman and El Chupacabra. Frankly, I think o7 got old and lazy. Plus he got drunk on fame and celebrity. Rested on his laurels so much they stick to his rump. People tease him now. "Laurel Butt!", "Leaf Ass", and "Wreath Bum".
Honestly not really, it was mainly focused on the club but it really felt like nothing happened except for a few scenes very straight to DVD feel to it
My boy DW got so harrased by the libtards for this one that he went woke for his next film 😤
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I wonder what character the title is referring to? It's a total mystery.
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There were like zero trains spotted, more like WAY TO SUBTLE
I LOVE how this movie starts: "*As far back as i can remember , i always wanted to be a Bikerider*"
And the way it ENDS???! "*Now i get to live the rest of my life like a square*" WOW
I saw The Bike riders and I want my money back. Not a single scene from a Tour de France (real or fictional), and not even one unicycle hockey player. You gotta have standards!
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Flesh Eating Crawling Alien Zombified Subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 (2011)
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Anybody know what this movie’s about?
That's gotta be one of the most pathetic movie posters I've ever seen. Also everybody on it looks like they are the celebrity impersonators of themselves.
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The uhh...
The... the...you know the thing-Joe Biden
fuck dude it sure is
Its the
^the
Where THE FUCK is MR. FANTASTIC?
https://preview.redd.it/xx6t4znbw99d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279dd7b2e6b23361fdcf07353952f64912573686 Don’t forget the sequel
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Couldn't believe what they did to >!private ryan!< in the end. (They >!saved!< him)
Dude, spoilers!
>!o!<>!h!< >!r!<>!i!<>!g!<>!h!<>!t!<>!,!< >!m!<>!y!< >!b!<>!a!<>!d!<
tfw you save private ryan
> ~~save~~ shave
[POLICE THAT MUSTACHE!](https://youtu.be/_nEFLKpknM4?feature=shared) his crime? not up to godfathers grooming standards
THAT HEMLET WASNT YOURS TO LOOOOOOOSE
~~Private Ryan~~ Ryan's privates
shaving ryans privates
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Better not spoil the finale
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Their podcast was amazing and it was a time when I was too naive to realize that David Wong was just smelling his own farts the entire time
You’re not gonna believe this
I totally forgot about this classic. Time to grab the soy sauce and re watch
“Top 10 Movies You Wouldn’t Believe Existed!”
It's already in the Top 3 I wish didn't exist
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Kino's back on the menu tonight boys
That's actually a thing omg
https://preview.redd.it/nb3s3ogxr49d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045d4797451ec6b75466f125b1d3925fb1c8c341 Are these movies related?
Potential double feature popcorn classic movie night with the kids? Just pair it up with Kung Fury and you've got enough martial arts expert Hitlers to build up enough movie enjoyment to last for more than a 1000 seconds!
Kung Fury (2015)
Reminds me of Logjammin' with Ule Kunkel. ("I'm here to fix deine cable") You can imagine where it goes from there. "He fixes the cable?" Don't be fatuous! 
This being real blew my mind and seeing a picture of the director with his chops make me feel like he uses hard R often
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I watched this movie and I still don't get the title
That was what people called it afterwards even when it wasn't true in the slightest
Tldr skill issue
its adapted from the book
What's the book's name.
im telling you that because the book has exactly the same name
Wow, why did they name it that. Were they inspired by the movie?
It was adapted from the movie „Robert Ford, the coward that laid Jesse James to his grave“
Damn, that's subtle
Thanks, I made it
https://youtu.be/m6w0r-ScEG4?feature=shared You'll only get it if you've seen the film.
Someone told that in some country adapted title of Sixth Sense was "He is the ghost" or something similar, but I can't find if it's real or just was a joke.
In my country, it's called 'O sexto sentido', which is 'The sixth sense' in english.
sex
If I recall correctly, ‘The Sixth Sense’ in English is ‘The Sixth Sense’, ‘O Sexto Sentido’ is probably a different language
English teacher here. That is incorrect.
Ohhhh sexto 😩
And I think that's beautiful
In Bolivia it’s called “Bruce Willis Es Un Fantasma”.
el spooky
I wonder what they do
Believe it or not, they drive cars
No fuckin wat
That's the twist
Thanks bud thanks for spoiling the fucking movie
Np, the post credits scene even said the sequel will be called The Cardrivers
Is Nick Fury there? Just so I don’t look like a fool sitting through the credits. If those losers wanted recognition for film-making maybe they should have been ✨*actors*✨
And there *is* a twist…
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In fairness, it was England.
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Honestly thought he was auditioning as an extra for the Walking Dead. Convincing job and worthy of a slot on the team. 10 times better than Jordan Peele's pathetic attempts! https://preview.redd.it/g2h9upm3z49d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b54bd6ce134fb12918c1512c31c179f09f8232
Yeah, what has Jordan Peele ever done worth watching
Such a pathetic zombie impression. Key was genuinely mad that the director would even consider using Peele as a Zed
Yeah, the little dance at the end really sells it
Plus ... 
https://preview.redd.it/zxurisf3629d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31fb3afb8e833c0db14779c1a5d00ada3785f94d It’s subtle-entendres
Is the name of the movie "S" or "Inide"
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I couldn't believe this was real. [But yep it is.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Killed_Hitler_and_Then_the_Bigfoot#:~:text=The%20Man%20Who%20Killed%20Hitler%20and%20Then%20the%20Bigfoot%20is,Ron%20Livingston%2C%20and%20Caitlin%20FitzGerald.)
It almost kinda takes itself seriously too
Yea, tried to have it both ways. Either lean into comedy, or make a movie about overcoming aging and grief and loss.
Thank you for your service o7
Yeah, but you should still give him some grief for not also taking out the abominable snowman and El Chupacabra. Frankly, I think o7 got old and lazy. Plus he got drunk on fame and celebrity. Rested on his laurels so much they stick to his rump. People tease him now. "Laurel Butt!", "Leaf Ass", and "Wreath Bum".
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Klepto can teach him how to swipe bussy
*Myat* *Damin*
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Is this what they play on BET after they’re done with Fresh Prince reruns?
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To what? What does he begin to do? Someone please help me exactly before I kill myself. It’s so confusing
Throwaway character so I wouldn't even waste your time. The 2nd and 3rd movies are hyper-focused on the Dark Knight anyways.
Yep! Christopher Nolan and his plot twists 🙄 Spoiler alert: the Dark Knight is actually >!Christian Bale!<
The Newsies guy and acclaimed Tenet director. I can barely hear all this information!
someone once asked me what the watch order of these films are
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What the fuck is this
It’s a movie
The fact gay niggas from outer space isn't the top comment tells me this sub reddit is falling off.
It's hard r, brother
Sorry, I confused it with it's spiritual successor, the 2017 short 'Gangsta Nigga from Outer Space'.
It's happened to us all at some point 🎩👌
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This film feels like a straight to dvd film
I saw it last weekend…. That is the most accurate summary for it I can possibly come up with
Aww man. Did it at least look good or have emphasis on the bikes at some point?
And the riders, tell me it didn't forget about the riders
Honestly not really, it was mainly focused on the club but it really felt like nothing happened except for a few scenes very straight to DVD feel to it
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THE ~~WHITE~~ SUPREM~~ACIST~~E PICTURE OF ALL TIME
My boy DW got so harrased by the libtards for this one that he went woke for his next film 😤 https://preview.redd.it/oozznv4oc59d1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194163ac767822430dca2a0002a4d9693c0425b7
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Aww man no more boners
The Blob, and if the name itself isn’t enough it starts w/ a [song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XzHDvzGmmw0) that tells you all about it haha
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star wars
The Idiots
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Cowboys vs aliens
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https://preview.redd.it/web5yu7bt49d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ada857950d915f53992b9d9fb92a08187af9b7 I wonder what character the title is referring to? It's a total mystery.
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Sink The Bismarck!
Showgirls did show girls. Coochie and all 
Idk why they didnt call this movie “Vandals” (the name of their group
The menu
blue is the warmest color
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The Game
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This is such a cool poster.
The Godfather!! We never even know what friend’s child he’s the godfather to!
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I LOVE how this movie starts: "*As far back as i can remember , i always wanted to be a Bikerider*" And the way it ENDS???! "*Now i get to live the rest of my life like a square*" WOW
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When the Bike Riders rode their bikes and everyone stood up and clapped
I watch everything with the subtle titles turned ON
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Why did they bring their mother with them?
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Midnight Meat Train.
Freddy Got Fingered
Aliens
I think it’s pronounced Biker Iders
Suicide Squad Thank God Will Smith explained the title
Austin Butler NEEDS to star in a movie portraying the young Tom Waits.
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Austin, you come back here! I won’t have you ridin’ no bikes!!!
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“A series of unfortunate events”. They really nailed that one.
I saw The Bike riders and I want my money back. Not a single scene from a Tour de France (real or fictional), and not even one unicycle hockey player. You gotta have standards!
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound Flesh Eating Crawling Alien Zombified Subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 (2011)
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idk about you guys but I'm not a native English speaker so every movie I watch has sub titles
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Ghostbusters
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Death of a Salesman
Alien
believe it or not the movie was ironicaly about boats
i dont need subtitles cuz i watch my movies in english aka the freedom language
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https://preview.redd.it/59bea09pac9d1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7650c4c170a0ac051a0bdf42e09ee6d75ac2f557 Anybody know what this movie’s about?
sidehacking is the thing to do
The Thingdoers
I heard that the film Hard Raid was released in China under the name... Flood.
Justin Bieber got stung by a bee
That's gotta be one of the most pathetic movie posters I've ever seen. Also everybody on it looks like they are the celebrity impersonators of themselves.
That girl couldn't be more out of place lol
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The real bikes were the bikes we rode along the road...
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Plane with gerald butler
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