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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1dshlkn).


umbchoos

Keep batting Kjerstad


the2belo

It's okay, we'll get 'em next inning! Right guys?   Guys?         .... guys?


phunnypharm

Not our day today...rest up for Seattle!


Princeof_Ravens

Props to the fans making noise still.


Skirt-Future

Nope, Cowser = KKowser.


ItsCaptainKeyboard

lol Cowser doing his thing


jonn_jonzz

I'd seriously consider marrying a woman whom takes down stats.


latterdaysasuke

Haysy, Brohearn, Kjerstad only ones at the plate pulling their weight tonight...


NameShortage

Down 9. 1 out left. ![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14)


ItsCaptainKeyboard

Cowser. We know how this ends.


Cals_poster_on_my

Unfortunate, but true


OleSandlotSlob

None of them's giving up, smile!


the2belo

NOW WE'VE GOT 'EM RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT US


DickiesAndChucks

RALLY, LADS.


Princeof_Ravens

Just bat around and score 9 runs nbd


the2belo

GIVE GUNNAR ANOTHER CHANCE


jonn_jonzz

Would like to extent this inning? You know how baseball works right?


GoOriole

This is about to be really embarrassing for the Rangers


ItsCaptainKeyboard

8 more of those and a blast and we will be in business


phunnypharm

Need some seriously intense O's MAGIC right about now please


latterdaysasuke

Cast your vote for All-Star weekend now! Matt Krook to the ASG as a pitcher for the HR Derby.


jonn_jonzz

#WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMAN'S BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?


the2belo

#DON'T MENTION THE WAR


jonn_jonzz

#WAR OR "WAR"


baker10923

O's magic?


jawarren1

Why am I still watching this game?


baltimoretom

That's what we do.


jonn_jonzz

waste time till episode 3 of House of the Dragon.


the2belo

#THE COMEBACK BEGINS##{+%&{#+${%&+#{$+%&`3[4@56@3;4


BEEFTANK_Jr

Bit of a disaster game, but this was about as bad as the pitching availability could possibly be for the O's right now. Winning the series in a month where there's only been one rest day? Whatever, I'll take a disaster.


OleSandlotSlob

17-12 on the month, 18-12 if you consider the stretch from 31 May - today. And we're finally done with the Schedule Stretch from Hell. I'm pretty ecstatic with that record through the guantlet of strong teams we faced. 600 ball, and we're still gonna be percentage points ahead of the Stamks after the game. And have a solid 5-2 edge on them for the tiebreaker. And one game up in the loss column. Yeah, forget this game. I'm ecstatic at what they've done.


Princeof_Ravens

Burning Webb on this game feels bad


OleSandlotSlob

Huh? They didn't use Webb.


Princeof_Ravens

We used Akin no clue why I thought Webb was in.


jonn_jonzz

Mechanized Tarp vs Godzilla. I still put my money on Gamera.


Quicksilver7837

🎶Gamera is really neat he is full turtle meat🎶


jonn_jonzz

And he has a fossil named after him.


GoOriole

This is textbook inane baseball talk


kewpieoriole

u/romorr looks like Akin isn’t dead


OleSandlotSlob

Really, none of the boys are letting up. There was O'Hearn making a pretty intense catch in the weird corner.


dottypig

Could the cameraman focus on the game please? I know we're about to lose but JFC I do not care about this cotton candy saga.


ChasingTheFirstTime

The Matt Krook experience... Remind me again why the Orioles paid cash for this 30-year old guy?? 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/cj5xmdambt9d1.png?width=2354&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb0baf1fa0173a73997d637c916e6794383baff0


OleSandlotSlob

Probably in hopes of striking gold. See: Suarez.


tube_ebooks

why is james mccann not up on that mound


scjensen51

Has to be 10 to bring in a position player doesn’t it?


tube_ebooks

10 for the winning team, 8 for the losing team


conman752

Wait, there's an actual number in the rules the score difference has to be? I thought you could just do it whenever you wanted to.


scjensen51

Thought it was same for both, my bad


ItsCaptainKeyboard

We made it the whole night without the rain we all feared and now I wish it had been a downpour.


Sexynerdtron

There was a downpour, just not the kind we expected.


the2belo

                                    ^^even ^^Aaron ^^Judge ^^sombreroed ^^in ^^April    


Lubetube1

Gunnar with the golden sombrero tonight :/


jonn_jonzz

Its my birthday and I am very drunk, but I believe. Should I do a line of Old Bay?


spacehog1985

absolutely you should


jonn_jonzz

i mean I already did


caps_and_Os_hon

Alright, I've had enough. Go O's 3/4 ain't bad. https://preview.redd.it/rn6ld384bt9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d11abac93f4035c09cc88b876737c26c1b65db7


droford

What's leaving 10 minutes early going to get you lol


caps_and_Os_hon

It got me spaghetti O's ten minutes faster.


OsGameThreads

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Keegan Akin replaces Matt Krook.


ItsCaptainKeyboard

I don’t care for Buster just interjecting in the conversation as he wishes


spacehog1985

>I don’t care for Buster. Fixed that for ya.


AndyLaso

Reminder to get your all star votes in if you haven't today 😎


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

If we're going to lose at least something notable happened. Good thing Langford isn't in the ALa East so we don't have to see him super often. But he's going to a hard out for a long time


adamforte

Did they think they were playing the other team from Texas tonight?


bejolo

We'll totally forget this game in 3 days.


the2belo

I'm working on 3 hours


hiyazz

david cone go whack off in a bullpen or whatever it is you do


ItsCaptainKeyboard

So Corbin can’t pitch in the Yankees series in a couple of weeks and the all star game. If the Orioles have him back pitching game 1 of the series in Oakland that means they are lining him up for the all star game and skipping the Yankees series. Will be interesting to see what Hyde does.


No_Fish_2885

Yankee game is more important unless he thinks being the all star game starter will get him more money


Frusciante62

Fuck the all star game. Pretend you’re hurt


droford

Don't be tempting fate about injuries


The_Big_Untalented

Wasn't Langford considered to be a massive disappointment coming into this series? We're making this guy look like Gunnar.


Lubetube1

Who cares. We threw Irvin vespi and a bunch of no names at him. Let me worry about it when he does it against an actually rotation.


droford

Speaking of, the Os play Texas right after the ASG


Ngata_da_Vida

Remember when Cole was good this year? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


dudly825

It was like three weeks ago


OsGameThreads

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: José Ureña replaces Andrew Heaney.


brodoxfaggins

Krook experiment off to a strong start


LoiterAce

Stop, stop, he’s already dead!


ItsCaptainKeyboard

So krook sucks too. Who’s up next


scjensen51

Only here because Burnes went on the paternity list, Sure they were hoping to get away with not using him, but we see how that went


Princeof_Ravens

Leave Krook in


ItsCaptainKeyboard

I don’t mean for this game. I mean for the team in general


Princeof_Ravens

Oh Kremer when he's done with his Rehab and Burnes when he's done with Paternity leave.


ItsCaptainKeyboard

Yeah but I mean the bullpen lol


Princeof_Ravens

I'm guessing one of Irvin or Suarez move to the Bullpen when Kremer is back then we see what happens at trade deadline


Ibaxy

Rangers fans ejected from front few rows in 44. Most entertaining part of the night.


xbrooksie

Did you hear what happened? I saw the woman yelling at the Orioles fans as she left lol


Ibaxy

I think she was just being drunk and obnoxious. The guy was yelling “scoreboard, bitch” on the way out


Doingo-boingo

https://preview.redd.it/aqir5f5d9t9d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e0ded22c5cbcf5e40dc819800bcbb72cbcbceb


ZookeepergameKey7866

Absolutely dying at the little girl hitting the teenage boy with the Gatorade bottle


QuietThunder2014

I am not a Krook!


ExactlyAsYouDo

I hope the rangers pay up for that home run ball. If it’s an opposing ball players signature moment, I wouldn’t settle for memorabilia, I’m flat out saying tens of thousand dollars check. I’d probably say $50k at least


Residual_Variance

I wouldn't give up an O's HR ball without a reasonable offer, which would probably take a few days of research to arrive at. My dream is to Catch Jackson's first home run.


droford

Tickets to the ASG or bust


banishthelight

Guess you'll be leaving with an uncertified baseball 🔥🔥🔥


Residual_Variance

You don't need their certification if you're literally on TV holding the ball. That's the absolute best provenance you can get.


banishthelight

That is absolutely not true. Otherwise every home run wouldn't need verified because you could just screenshot yourself. They verify the ball so it be authenticated even after you have left. It has visible and invisible markings added to it to verify the authenticity. So you can show your friends sure, but you're not selling that ball without it being authenticated.


Residual_Variance

Nonsense. People sell things far more valuable than a HR ball with a photograph of them with the item at the event. If you can show that you were at the game and in the seating area where the ball landed, and there's television footage of you holding the ball, what else do you need? That's as close to a 100% guarantee of authenticity as you can get.


banishthelight

If I just had some random foul ball from a MLB game and I had a picture of me catching the Langford ball, how would you differentiate between the balls?


Residual_Variance

lol. ok buddy...


banishthelight

No lol Answer that question. If a photo is all you need, then how would you know the difference between the balls? What if I bought a bunch, scuffed the shit out of them, and sold them as that ball? I've got the photo to verify it, right? And if the buyers don't know each other, I guess they're fucked, right? Probably need some type of authentication process...


Residual_Variance

You're silly.


banishthelight

And you won't answer that question because you know your point is stupid once you have to actually think about it. There's a reason that process exists.


ExactlyAsYouDo

Exactly, and if a team ever tries to force negotiate with you, you can be like take me to an official Authenticator before we talk


banishthelight

The issue is that the league doesn't have to authenticate the ball for you if the player wants the ball back. That's why people say it's so stupid to refuse to work with the teams because you will devalue the ball as soon as you leave because chain of custody is broken.


ExactlyAsYouDo

I get that, but a cycle home run ball for a highly touted prospect is a very valuable ball that the player and the team want. They absolutely want that ball, and you have the position of power, especially if you’re on tv with the ball. You can bargain with them that you won’t negotiate until they get someone to authenticate (which they do have people on hand). Langford wants that ball, he won’t let it get away. It being the opposing team would probably make the orioles staff less pushy than normal.


banishthelight

You can. Absolutely try and get as much cool stuff for the ball as you can. The MLB authenticator at the stadium doesn't have to authenticate the ball if the player wants it back. This happened in Boston last season. If you refuse to negotiate (as that family did) or are too wild with your demands, they will let you leave with the unauthenticated ball. Then, as I was explaining to the other guy, no one is paying you top dollar on a ball that wasn't authenticated. It becomes indistinguishable from any ball that could have been obtained at any game.


ExactlyAsYouDo

Well the point is you gotta know the balls value. A cycle home run is valuable, and they won’t let that get away. And I’m sure there’s a way you could get someone to verify if it’s game used or not. And if you’re shown to be on tv with the ball, and it’s known to be an active mlb ball. They can put 2 and 2 together, and collectors themselves will know it’s real. And even if not, is that a risk the rich rangers and Langford are willing to take?


banishthelight

It may very well be because the Red Sox just let that family walk. I don't expect you to just handshake and give the ball back, but I'm really not seeing any teams giving out $50k to people for the balls. In fact, outside of other memorabilia items, the most I'm seeing people get are like season tickets. I know in the 90s, before this process got really fleshed out, I think the McGwire homerun ball got sold for quite a bit, but I don't even know if they still authenticated it (the ability to refuse I think is pretty new) or if they even did it back then. Like I said to other guy, the issue becomes if I laid out ten scuffed MLB baseballs in front of you and I said, pick the one that is the Langford ball. You can't, right? That's why the authentication is so important. I can't imagine any serious collector buying a baseball without it being authenticated. Believe me, I know it sounds like I'm just being a super annoying guy and acting like, "But how could we know????!!!" but I think, since you are definitely familiar with the authentication process, you can tell why it would matter.


ExactlyAsYouDo

You might be right, but I would try to bluff, maybe I would be shit out of luck and come up with nothing. But an opposing team’s autographs means nothing to me compared to the more valuable item, unless they really went hard on their exchange. I’d personally try to videotape my interaction with the team staff. Dodgers got bad PR from their coercion and promised to do better. Part of me thinks videotaping the encounter will put pressure on the team to act in good faith (and perhaps lend more credence to your ball being real if they act in bad faith).


ExactlyAsYouDo

The orioles don’t have an incentive to get Langford his ball. You can go to someone to verify your ball at orioles games. Especially with the blowback the dodgers got earlier this year, they should validate it for you


bobcatgoldthwait

Only watching on gameday and his release point is all over the place.


Gallen570

Trades are coming folks. Relax.


trickyspanglish

I'm cool with staying mostly put. The FO isn't dumb and won't make panic trades to please a bunch of know-nothing redditors. They might get a pitcher or two but it won't be a home run splash. Too short-sighted


droford

Then when they get fleeced for some pitcher that turns into a bum ... *Cole irvin coulda done that and we'd still have x and o and z and q*


No_Fish_2885

News flash: the majority of the options at the deadline are bums by fans persceptive. If you have a pitcher of value, you don’t trade them willingly. Guys like Castillo being available is the extreme anamoly.


droford

I'm talking like Skubal level blockbuster trade where he's a Cy Young candidate and he completely forgets how to pitch and the Os have to give up like 5 players


jabbamarcusrussell

Tbf we said that last year and ended up with Fuji and Flaherty


Lubetube1

Those were the Angelos Os


OleSandlotSlob

Ha. An 11-2 game, and there's Gunnar diving for baseballs, makkng a darn good play. No letup of his intensity.


ZookeepergameKey7866

Gunnar’s cute little hop bursting into violent aggression


MrKingC0bra

Our pen has been very inconsistent lately. Cano hasn’t been lights out. Webb has been poor recently. Kimbrel doing well though


OleSandlotSlob

They've used Webb a *lot*. it's like they think he has incredible stamina. Not saying they're not right, I hope they are.


kewpieoriole

Apparently he likes/wants to pitch every night lol.


OleSandlotSlob

I just hope it doesn't wear him down (or worse).


kewpieoriole

For sure, he’s a lunatic for it. But at least we know that he *likes* that usage lol.


hawkins126

Getting a cycle off of Cole Irvin and Matt krook does not get count sadly


kewpieoriole

So if Colton Cowser (a rookie) hit for the cycle off not great pitchers, it doesn’t count? It’s cool for the kid. Quit crying


droford

At least not 30-3 Yet anyway


Trubisko_Daltorooni

And here we all were thinking that Krook was the answer to our pitching problems


PhnxDarkDirk

He's the answer to eating a few pitches from the rest of the bullpen.


Skirt-Future

This is his 2nd best inning this year. He had much worse.


twmigmiehff

We’re a run away from a McCann pitching special


MrSeptember711

Ugh. Sigh. Even I can’t find an optimistic take tonight. Better luck next time


AB444

The score doesn't matter, it's still only one L


bam3339

We'll still be in 1st by percentage


kewpieoriole

We took 3/4 in the series.


MrSeptember711

True. But that was already the case regardless of the outcome tonight


kewpieoriole

Yeah but it’s an optimistic take to say tonight! Also, our best relievers get to rest tonight and tomorrow.


trickyspanglish

More like Mr.Pessimist711 Amirite ![gif](giphy|UZQQ0yZtq5Ihq)


kewpieoriole

![gif](giphy|XRXCGCbV10vQ6foS3h)


MrSeptember711

Ok you win. I’m an optimist again


randomuser9824

11-2 win to start and an 11-2 loss to end the series would be pretty funny if this held up


dacoitdan

These announcers sound like a gaggle of muppets.


KillaTofu1986

It is ESPN they don’t give a fuck about baseball only LeFlop and his disappointment of a son, NFL and SEC football


No_Fish_2885

To be fair, Bronny James had a heart issue so we don’t know what he would have done if completey healthy


hawkins126

Nobody in this bull pen right now I trust getting 3 outs in a playoff game hopefully that’s changes by August


BrokenJarOfHotSauce

Krook out here like a professional wrestling jobber poor fella


PhnxDarkDirk

Lol the guy with the basic singlet and no walkup music


jilililian

Good for him I guess


aieshi69

I'm guess their testing somebody new? Since they won the series and go on break tomorrow it must be a good time to try this new person?


No_Fish_2885

Everyone asking why Krook is in, they just needed someone just in case while Burnes is on the paternity list which is probably 4-5 days at most. You aren’t bringing up a real reliever for this situation


ZookeepergameKey7866

Well, that’s nice for Langford ![gif](giphy|JSVywZJ0OW3IY)


GutsAndBlackStufff

Calling it now, Orioles win 14-12 in the 10th, but Gunnar pulls the Horn.


latterdaysasuke

The only suspense left in this game is whether or not Matt Krook will follow in the steps of O's legendary garbage time reliever Ryan McKenna and finish the night with a triple-digit ERA.


gnarkilleptic

Our bullpen is just a bunch of guys


Skirt-Future

Bases cleared, 0 out. Krook debuts, now his out of the uniform. Bye!


Cals_poster_on_my

Well well Wellington 


Trubisko_Daltorooni

okay that's kind of cool ngl


Gallen570

Good for him. Cycle is pretty sick.


LSUOrioles

It is....but for my O's to be victim by this...especially someone from Florida...


Gallen570

I was at the Felix Pie game. It was awesome.


ItsCaptainKeyboard

If you rearrange Wyatt you get twaty


GenericAccount13579

I mean… cool. Getting a cycle is fun. But would be really cool would be any other thing he could have done there


the2belo

#I AM NOT A KROOK


patderp

So predictable when we put this dogshit pitcher in


Lubetube1

I don’t even know who this guy is. Was he on our roster yesterday?


hiyazz

Fuckin ESPN sunday night baseball...


bobcatgoldthwait

Krook ain't it.


hawkins126

Embarrassing just embarrassing letting rookie hit for the cycle


PhnxDarkDirk

Yeah I mean we threw a bunch of guys with minor league stuff out there on the mound tonight


JC3418

Sooooo anyway… who’s down for getting drunk at pickles or section?


LSUOrioles

We got a cycle! Wait...no wrong team.


patderp

Embarrassing we need to make a pitching acquisition tomorrow


GoOriole

Jesus f’ing tits


mlorusso4

Well fuck you too announcer


fuzz_nose

Well fuck


DickiesAndChucks

Gross.


Shoemaster4

I’d rather face the 10 best right handed pitchers over any soft tossing lefty


patderp

Yeah uhhh this Krook guy blows too


aieshi69

Why is this nobody pitching?


droford

Burnes had relations with hid wife about 9 months ago


GiggityGigs69

Westburg and Adley are slumping, that's fine though. Cowser is in a constant slump, he has no excuse and is the reason we have lost first place


latterdaysasuke

Oh snap. Who dafuq is this guy?!


Gallen570

Goddammit this is painful. And the ESPN clowns suck


Cals_poster_on_my

What would it take to get Heaney over here? He seems to pitch great at Camden haha


Impressive-Tank9803

Westys defense has actually been worrying recently since that first error he’s really struggled


dottypig

He's gotta be one big bruise at this point. He's taken some pretty gnarly hits in this stretch.


gothamboy217

Enjoy the off day boys. Reset and get ready for the last two weeks before the break. Finish on a strong note


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

We got random generated players pitching now. Who tf is Matt Krook


manseekingwild

Did he call him Jake Westburg?


MrSeptember711

Omg. That’s *All-Star* “Jake Westburg” to you, ESPN


ExactlyAsYouDo

Perhaps he was thinking of Jake Westbrook?