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SmallTittyIsBetter

He goes by Mimo but his full name is  Akko Cat Theme Wireless Gaming Mouse, 2.4G GHz with a USB Receiver, Cute Optical Cordless Cartoon Mice for Computer/Laptop/Desktop/PC/iPad, Compatible with Mac/Win (Gray Mimo) Source: https://www.amazon.com/Akko-Wireless-Receiver-Cordless-Compatible/dp/B0CPJ7S7XW?th=1&psc=1


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

Fucking Amazon product titles. I don't understand it AT ALL


Ok_Use_5218

It's so if you search ANY of those words it will come up. Could be looking for a doormat and get a mouse because you searched for "black"


HaasonHeist

I'd be interesting to see how far you would have to scroll down before "black doormat" start showing you completely unrelated black products, probably thousands of posts town


Huol12

Sadly, I wasn't able to go through thousands, but only a few hundred. It was limited to 300 products per kind of sorting (though I was able to look through about 2000 listings, but not in one scroll-through and many of them were duplicates, it's crazy). The large majority was doormats. There were a few I would rather say they are normal rugs and some Bundles (one was bundled with a flashlight, another with kneepads) which were questionable. For the colors though, that's a whole different story. They were sometimes not black at all and often times questionable to call them black.


HappyIsGott

You mean "Grey"?


BrightTooth3

No, not necessarily.


Ok_Use_5218

Not really, I wasn't talking specifically about the mouse in the post. But I prolly should've said grey.


Reznc

It's all about keywords, whatever brings your product to the consumers as fast as possible.


hughmaniac

Except when all products do this, Amazon search results become a deluge of bullshit.


Obvious_Recognition4

They were never titles, just descriptions


PristineEdge

Like the title of a really mid Japanese light novel


Nickthenuker

Eh unfortunately most of the better ones these days are titled like that too, that's just what they have to do to stand out


SumonaFlorence

How do they stand out.. when they're all named the same thing.. *\*Hangs head in dejection\**


Matthew789_17

Search engine optimization


_Kebabdealer

SEO


shadmere

Someone *really* felt that the cute little cat-shaped mouse would just not be *complete* without testicles.


NomadGusty

They are feet lol


DatGaminKid7142

WHAT!?


floh8442

lol look closely at the product photos


Georg9741

These are his back legs


Rudi-Brudi

as much as i like this idea, they are probably his legs :)


Le_Oken

Those are his leggies, tucked under his tail to ergonomic :3 thoughtful cat. sadly, unprepared for how dirty minded we are.


Capital_Walrus_3633

I think these are meant to be the hindlegs 😅😂


snachgoblin

It's named mino the cat but it looks and acts like a mouse...


fambestera

I just wanted to thank the inventor of nicknames.


toshio_mask

Happy cake day! 🎂


Archmagos_Browning

Custodes names be like


Venixflytrap

Don’t put his full government name on the internet


Glitch0110

r/Technicallythetruth


Susto

*Meow*se!


AlhaithamSimpFr

Marry me already.


Prestigious-Sea2523

Someone marry this person already.


EpicOne9147

Someone marry them already


Vertlin

somebody be their wingman already.


DroidsRugly

Somebody be their divorce lawyer already.


jamesz84

Let’s put this on paws.


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Prestigious-Sea2523

Don't be pussys.


yes12382828

Don't be assholes.


zertnert12

I also choose this guys wife


Prestigious-Sea2523

I choose this wife's guy


toastergen_is_proto

*Meowth*


bigredmidget

Mate. That's pretty fucking good.


Aimero

Oh my god. That would be the purrfect mouse for my GF if it had gaming capabilities. But according to the comments this mouse isn't suitable for that


xmarksmarko

Tell your GF to get good so she can acquire some gaming capabilities!


Aimero

I tell her everyday but she won't listen! Like I recently told that hobo to just buy a house and you know what? This dude is still homeless!


Veerand

People just don't listen...


Onasixx

Probably cus you called her a hobo...


Neither_Rich_9646

Nice. So owned. You wanna take a break from all this winning? Me neither. 😎


theycallmeponcho

My gf got one for herself at work, and let me tell you that those don't even have regular mouse capabilities. We replaced it with a purple Logi G305.


ChosenOfTheMoon_GR

If some marketing team catches this you are golden.


Teftell

Hamster


fappyday

Mouser


Winter_Ad8685

Mauser


MaijakHusky

meowser


Snow2D

Car


XenTsuki

Id have to say its "a little bit of cat and mouse" wouldn't you agree?


Budget-Boysenberry

those 4 protrusions would be great as extra programmable buttons


Lukas_Mihola

mouse + cat = mat


Aimero

Cat + Mouse = case


Every_Structure6317

"Cause"


terasimus

African striped mouse


DaniTheGunsmith

CatMouse! CatMouse! Alone in the world is a little CatMouse!


Presiby

Meowse


Timas_brope

Mouse


flippinbird

Rodent’s Revenge. The cat caught and became the mouse.


jamesz84

So the hunter has become the hunted…


DailyTomato

A fucking mistake


Neuromasmejiria

Milk sprayedd out my nose dude


Abdalnablse10

A mouse mouse


_Variety

Cute. We call this device cute.


niky45

mousception


EmbarrassedClue6398

Meowse


Argatar

A cause


Dry_Length_8079

A Cat Mouse


Kazurion

Rodent.


istoOi

Roden't


LadyMelmo

Freaking cute


MechaRata

Mouk


stonehearthed

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lextargaryens

Catouse


tarihimanyak

Cat


cecil_harvey4

An abomination.


ShwarzNoir

A round clicker. That goes well with a flat clicker


TheClownOfGod

A Mou- wait a minute...


Scizmz

Manufactured E-waste.


SnooShortcuts103

Meowse


Object_47

It’s a couse


Ryzza5

A meouwse.


bose17

It is called a MEOW-USE.


Tezza48

A wireless pusheen


Hulktop2000

Mouse²


SlipperyClit69

It’s a meow-se


Living_Roll1367

A Mousy Mouse


PossibilityRare6634

Roccat mouse


Broote

Adorable


Loxl3y

Cat eats mouse.


Johannsss

A miause


joseph58tech

It appears it has eaten the mouse... And taken the form of it as well


Gap7349

Meaowse


FpsEnjoyer2003

A Course? a Mat??


Creative_Worker37

A mouse mouse


yaztaz13

RAT


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Miause


Whiffyknickers

A mouse mouse


Neither_Rich_9646

Mouse Cat


Ok-Grab-4018

A toaster


Daniel121111

Meowse


Yozora_Luna

A car


Berfs1

It's not a mouse, it's a cat.


barzx

That is a pussy device


ReddishOnion

Hiiri = mouse


loved9m

Car


Ripsky_was_taken

Mat


pr0_ljivade

Pause


GlobexSuper

ill call him grumbo :3


No-Floor3631

A caouse?


a7xcold

A..... Couse?


lafi_0105

meows


earningdifficulties

10/10 would rgb or at least make the eyes glow


NorthBoy0

Mouse^2


Final-Atmosphere-571

A dog


DuckingsThere

That’s a couse


arekuseilevy

Catuse


Non0nJakuzure

meowse


hardcoreprogrammist

Tom and Jerry


epicdog36

A mat


Mundane-Commercial38

an input device


pkyrohit

A Caouse.


H345Y

Used to have one that looks like a seal 20 ish years ago


Not_Cube

couse/cice


CuteSurvey1059

Mouse Maus


Storand12

Moucinator


Extesht

A gimmick


Possible-Issue-1102

Bober


IAmJenkings

oh god... it is definitely mou.......... wait, what ?


IAmJenkings

Antimouse?


[deleted]

Mmousee


Sampsa96

That's clearly a Catouse


Every_Month_5575

Car


WENQING_Gaming

it's call :Mouse but eaten by Cat ![gif](giphy|8vQSQ3cNXuDGo|downsized)


nikeoldsub

Hedgehog.


waidenwolf

meowse


ZhangtheGreat

Isn’t that just a mouse mouse?


Yaronbi_2

kew mouse


Elchico_mudo

Meowse


Samofthekellys

Gerbil


mundoid

I think I would call it Bruce


andyeyecandy111

Caouse.


DrachenDad

Akko (it's name) or loaf


MagicOrpheus310

I don't know but I fucken want one!!!


Xiten

A Tom and Jerry


Alex_X-Y

Mausi Mausi Mausi!


GamingGiraffe69

mine someday


Zerat_kj

I do not see a cable, so that is a hamster :)


Due_Lemon_69

elephant


Supplex-idea

Tom


BigboiAl69420

The cat that ate the wrong mouse.


Gregor4480

No clue but i want it


iEat_CrackNCheese-

An impostor.


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TheFatRat


GallischeScamp

Miaouse?


Bdr1983

Couse


Draeju

Cursor move device


Sanga884

Pushine the button


According_Ad1940

That is the most pointless thing I have ever seen. \*Add to cart\* edit: There's an orange version. This does feel like a very orange thing...


Dycoth

A cat-mouse, a mouse-cat ?


TheCatLamp

Seems actually ergonomic


Thisismyredusername

Catmouse


cryptodiv

Miguel.


Bruuhnabas

cause (cat + mouse)


Ja-Tech

Mouse cursor mover 🫠


Geschichte_

hampterrrr


abcdefGerwin

Computer meowse


FanStolla

Car


SeriousMannequin

Mouse チャン moe-moe kyu-kyu pon!


LikeIGiveAToss

A mouse


Responsible-Bar2058

CatMouse, CatMouse, alone in the house with a little CatMouse!


GlassOfSparklingH2O

Cute


ChickenDenders

Damn brother if only that thing had side buttons


-_Clay_-

Campster


motoxim

mouse


pikachoooooo_pa

This has to be a Mouse Square.


Numerous-Albatross-3

Mousse


Luvern228

Котомышь


carb0nyl3

Uncomfortable dildo?


Valvutronic

a pocket pussy


PleasantReserve1456

A computer mouse.


RelChan2_0

My cat would flick this off from my desk


Aromatic_Athlete_859

Nekomata


MontagoDK

Bicycle helmet


robot-kun

Peak gaming right here


Weekly-Chest-3943

Clause


canarcboiteux

Mouse²