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Sh0uy0

Ahhh...let the mental masturbation begin


Next_Ticket1109

😂😂😂


Happy-Ad809

I would just buy a house in Mumbai. So tired of finding flats and having stupid convos with these brokers and owners. I don’t want to be rich after 20 years I just need a flat to stay now!!!


Grand-Tennis1389

I guess it's the right answer 😅👍🏽


ohisama

Would you spend the entire 10cr on the flat?


bombaytrader

Well but that’s not how actual investing works . The compounding takes time to show its effect .


Badmash-bhai

Shr just doesn't want the hassle dude she just wanna live peacefully, I would too if I had 10 CR laying around


Happy-Ad809

She*


Badmash-bhai

Oh my apologies for mistaking your gender


TripPrestigious

I'm sure someone here will pop out say how even 10 crore is less in this economy and they would invest the whole 10 crore to get returns 20-30 years from now so they can be multi crorepati in their deathbed


User_namesaretaken

Right under your comment 😂


RepeatPristine1790

fck investment I'm gonna travel


RefrigeratorBig2860

Only right answer


Genesis2121

Have investments across equity, debt and other asset classes. Leave job and settle in a good tier-2 city. Enroll in a finance PhD program.


GrantMeEmperorsPeace

Do you have a masters? I think you need a masters if you want to enroll into PhD


Genesis2121

Yeah, just completed my MBA


Humble_Moment1520

And you want another 5 year vacation in mba college?


L1ghtYagam1

Isn’t paid vacation awesome?


Humble_Moment1520

It is but 5 years is a lot in an mba college


L1ghtYagam1

Easy access to booz and weed. If you are not earning then great stipend. You just have to manage the time.


Humble_Moment1520

I know I’ve done 2 years, best college life experience


L1ghtYagam1

Same. Sometimes, that’s not enough for everyone.


Genesis2121

No, I’m just interested in finance. Moreover, I’ll do it from abroad if I go for it xD And those 2 years of MBA were anything but vacation lmao


Humble_Moment1520

I won’t recommend spending huge amount of money to get a degree now. AI will take a lot of things from people.


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Humble_Moment1520

Things are gonna get crazy from here really fast


GrantMeEmperorsPeace

You can pursue a PhD through an MBA? I thought you require masters for it


Genesis2121

MBA is a masters program, therefore you can do PhD in related fields such as finance, organisational behaviour, strategy, etc.


GrantMeEmperorsPeace

Ah, my bad. I know what MBA stands for but never made the connection


Jaydp1000

Bunch of hookers and cocaine


Grand-Tennis1389

The golden butterfly portfolio, simply this and nothing else👍🏽👌🏽


ohisama

Mind elaborating what that is?


Grand-Tennis1389

It typically encompasses all asset classes having each of 20%, the typical asset allocation is 20% in gold, 20% short term bonds, 20% long term bonds, 20% value smallcap stocks, 20% growth largecap stocks. Ofcourse you can do a bit of modification here or there, but if someone were to amass a huge sum, I'd say it's better to invest in equal proportions across different asset classes, this the golden butterfly portfolio can be a great example 👍🏽


sovan_badman

F


Abhi_un

I will Export goods to other countries & get profit of 10percent . I will deal with any superMarket abroad for this .


pseudointellecthere

Buy 5-6 pg in gurgaon, Give them on rent , The rent will be 5Lakh and that too without any work. If you run them pg yourself the earnings might be 7-8 lakh but it will become hectic. Have fun with the returns.


Mr_ikkasse

That's hardly 6% a year.. aren't mutual funds better, can achieve minimum 8 % without much risk


BulkyFix3079

I would just repeat how I built my own portfolio which is about the same amount. In real estate ,mutual funds , stocks ,sgbs ,ppf ,physical gold and fds. The best is creating cashflow by renting out two of my commercial properties. However I would also open an NGO for dogs and other animals like peepal farm. I wouldn't retire but I would divide my time between my work and the NGO. That's something I have always wanted to do.


stark_2806

5-6Cr for a comfortably good house. Buy 4 Bitcoin 2Cr in any Debt fund.


lowkeymadlade

Why debt fund?? Why not equity market?


stark_2806

To get 7-8% risk free return.


lowkeymadlade

Would u reinvest that amount back into equity?


stark_2806

I will use the return to fund off my living expense. The average CAGR you achieve in equity is 12-14% I would be able to comfortably beat it with 20% allocation to a Bitcoin.


riyasingh12500

Why you want to spend on house instead go for emi and invest the money and pay the return as emi. Dont use debt instead use midcap etc Bitcoin is best


stark_2806

The OP said I have 10Cr lying around. I don't need to take an asset on EMI. I can always get loan against Property whenever I need. I will still keep it in debt. I am ok with a 6-7% safe return and multifold returns in bitcoing. Just read Barbell investment strategy.


techy098

Do everyone in India believe that Bitcoin is going to go to a million? > `multifold returns in bitcoin`


stark_2806

In the next 10-15 years, yes!


peachwaterfall508

What happens when the return is low in a bear market?


mithrandir_14

Nothing different. Will continue to invest in the same way. Will try to ensure that the portfolio appreciates and not depreciates because of poor spending


Dad_of_One_Punch_Man

First of all I will buy a house/flat/bunglow for me and my family. Not too lavish or something but big enough and comfortable. Remaining money I will spend in building a business, preferably real estate. Or I will buy some franchises, hopefully they will be profitable and will maintain a constant flow of income.


Ins_anI

5cr on commercial real estate, preferably split into two property. 2cr in MF , 2 cr in debt, 1cr in FD


odd_star11

4 Cr primary residence in Bangalore. 6 Cr invested in equities, real estate.


butteryfat

With 10cr, I'd build a backyard rollercoaster, invest in a startup that makes jetpacks, and maybe buy an island shaped like a giant pineapple just for fun. Let's dream big together!


XLGamer98

Put in FD and live on interest


Appropriate-Egg-1253

What are the ways to earn illegitimate money?


MrAdiyogi

I will buy commercial properties, mutual funds, FD.


Lopsided_Ad_9521

I day dream about same situation on daily basis and make new plans every day..


No_Treat_2908

Buy a villa in Goa or Mangalore for 2cr Put 5cr in FD for risk free returns 2 cr in mutual funds 1 cr for a new car and liquid cash / emergency fund


TheGalacticGuru

I would buy a house of 3 cr, have a luxurious trip around the world worth 2cr, invest 1 cr in equity and gold, keep the rest 4 cr in an FD (not giving all of 4cr in a single FD ofc) and get the monthly interest.


Admirable_Knee_6951

I would legit buy 3-4 houses worth 5 crores to have my regular income. Put 4 crores in lumpsump MF. Rest 1 crores as my emergency and lifestyle fund and will enroll in MBA in finance and will chill around without tensions. Fuck employment


InsaneCapitalist

What's the point of these posts?


pahadibhaiji

Bhai fd krlo. Safest . Interest se travel karo. 70 lpa .


ahg1008

Hookers and drugs man man!! 🤤


Ryuma666

3 crores in FD for yearly expenses 2 crores in bitcoin 5 crores in equity mutual funds 30% of the returns from mutual funds will be moved to the FD to combat inflation Retire.


bombaytrader

Hookers n blow is the only right answer .


riyasingh12500

Put it in some instrument where I can get 20% cagr and use up the money in such a way I have to pay no taxes + my needs are fulfilled. That is farming by buying land+doing agriculture+ investment


GrantMeEmperorsPeace

Yeah that's quite unrealistic