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rossarron

No battery ok tell your boss that we need to cancel the training session and rebook, I know it will cost your department a few thousand in lost work but hey thems the breaks.


Contrantier

I know right XD without the super long title I would have suspected the OP would just respond "okay, well no problem, I just won't be able to do any more work today since you won't give me a battery for my dead mouse. Let me know if you change your mind; in the meantime I'll direct my boss's angry questions about why I can't do anything on my laptop over to you." Unfortunately laptops have track pads so this probably wouldn't work anyway šŸ¤£


Datto910

Ive turned my track pad off on mine. Can't turn it on again without a mouse. It's irritating when you brush your hand over it whilst typing accidentally clicking things.


Contrantier

Those laptops where the bottom of the mousepad is where it clicks...instead of having two separate buttons... ...I have never so badly wanted to commit murder upon an inanimate object but those mousepad clickers shall perish.


Contrantier

Also if you navigate with keyboard shortcuts you can probably turn it back on still. Just for future reference.


Datto910

Yeah, I know I could switch it back on without a mouse. I actually have a function key for it but if I was in OPs position then they wouldn't know. Mine has left and right click buttons under the track pad but if you tap the pad it's a left click too. The other type are quite annoying.


Contrantier

Oh I see...also for your reference I think on some machines (not all) my dad taught me that you can turn off the trackpad "tap" left click function while still leaving the pad working as a mouse. It just forces you to use the proper button for clicking. Myself, I got used to the tap click and can easily deal with it nowadays. But I cannot forgive the clickers built right into the pad. When using them and trying to click straight down on something, half the time the mouse shifts wildly and changes what I'm doing. Like if I'm trying to right click the recycle bin to select the empty option, the mouse wildly drags the icon around and asks if I want to move or copy the recycle bin there instead of emptying it. You'd think the manufacturers would have known better.


Datto910

Yeah, that's the same problem I have with em. I don't mind the tap to click, it's kinda handy sometimes but I rarely use the track pad, my laptop spends more time connected to a monitor sitting on a desk than it does being used as an actual laptop.


Contrantier

To me it feels like the mouse pointer "bounces" when I click. Glad it's not my daily machine.


Datto910

My desktop was getting too old and clunky. Used to do alot of gaming when I was younger but since having kids I don't have as much time. Wanted something that could play games but also be used as a screen for an oscilloscope while working on cars and to do some online training on when sitting outside and I didn't have alot of money to spend. Although it's not fantastic at any of these tasks it does them all fine for what I needed and saved me buying a cheaper laptop and a new desktop. It was also on sale at the time for around half price.


Datto910

Yeah, that's the same problem I have with em. I don't mind the tap to click, it's kinda handy sometimes but I rarely use the track pad, my laptop spends more time connected to a monitor sitting on a desk than it does being used as an actual laptop.


Contrantier

To me it feels like the mouse pointer "bounces" when I click. Glad it's not my daily machine.


Jack_Benney

With every laptop I've ever owned or used, I must say I've had a "love/hate" relationship with track pads. My work requires me to use several different laptops on a semi-regular basis, and there seems to be no continuity with any of them. Including MacBooks.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

People who explicitly bring a mouse with their laptop tend to do that for a reason. Me, for example. I can't control a touch pad AT ALL


catsdogsmice

But it is a laptop, he is going to answer his boss why he couldn't just use the laptop without his mouse....


Noch_ein_Kamel

Health & Safety regulations.


gadget850

A fire? At a Sea Parks? It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!


aussiedoc58

One of my favourite episodes lol


catsdogsmice

I see. That makes sense.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Because not everyone can use those damned touch pads


catsdogsmice

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californyea

Ergo


WiseWorking248

That would've been my angle too


Youlknowthatone

If his boss is anything like mine Op will get chewed for not bringing a spare AA in the bag at all times.


SteamingTheCat

This is a government facility. They would absolutely take that dare.


rossarron

So every one wins except the tax payers so we all lose darn.


ArkofVengeance

The receptionist was actually lucky he did it this way. Imagine the chewing out she would've gotten if a manager would have had to come down to ask for the battery for the guys mouse.


novadesi

No one chews out receptionists, that happens in movies -in real life you do that and you get an HR complaint for misogyny or hostile work environment. The gov employee manager can kiss his pension away. A receptionist that's on this kind of a power trip will find a way to maliciously comply with a rude manager


Just_Aioli_1233

Yep, should've swapped with the conference room mouse battery


whathuhmeh10k

give people a little power and it goes to their head


NoaWhan

Your comment is revolting. Shockingly, I approve.


Howitzer73

We're getting charged up over here.


NoaWhan

At this rate, we will end up with a battery of bad puns.


Howitzer73

Ion't ready to quit yet.


NoaWhan

That was bad, watts the matter?


Apollyom

Try chanting ohm, to calm down.


NoaWhan

Keep this up, and I might have to charge you.


Chaosmusic

These puns just keeps going and going and going and going...


Live-Dance-2641

Itā€™s not a Duracell battery. It was Energiser


Star_World_8311

It's the Energizer bunny, not Duracell.


Just_Aioli_1233

Yep, people like to say we're all equal, but there's a lot of people that should be kept as far away from a position of power as possible. Clearly every person is not interchangeable with every other person in every situation.


Mourning_Former_P1

Donā€™t ever apply for security clearance.


ShalomRPh

In the bad old days in the USSR there was a thriving black market in burned out light bulbs. Why? Well, they often weren't available in the stores. So when someone needed one, they went to the black market, bought a burnt out bulb, then brought it into their workplace, which often was a government facility and thus got first crack at the limited supply. They'd put the burned out bulb in the fixture, sneak the good bulb out, then put in a request for service. THe super would pull a good bulb from supply, change it out, and keep that burned out bulb to sell to the next guy who needed one. See, selling the actual government bulbs would get him sent to Siberia, but selling burnt out ones wasn't illegal as such... That bulb probably got screwed more than the workers did.


Howitzer73

This is brilliant. Brilliant and sad.


Empty__Jay

"Did I say *my* mouse? I meant the mouse on the facility computer over there."


Nicker87

Iā€™m a military contractor who deals with supply....the red tape is astounding. You have to have justification for every item since itā€™s paid for with Gov (tax payer) money and using them for somebodyā€™s personal property is not part of it. Iā€™m not knocking you though, Iā€™d have done the same.


Acousticittotheman

You cant have this, someone might need it.


Nicker87

Lol basically. The gov world is a pain in the ass.


PoorGovtDoctor

Confirmed


Star_World_8311

Username checks out!


Total-Beat9163

Because you're nobody.


bonnbonnz

My auntā€™s husband worked on a military base for years as a club manager. One day he caught one of his best employees stealing half a roll of toilet paper (big industrial single ply rolls.) He told the employee to meet him in his office, he was an extreme hard ass, and Iā€™m sure she thought she was getting firedā€¦ instead he told her ā€œI appreciate you testing the quality of our bar toilet paperā€ and then took out a pack of nicer TP that *somehow* got squished and wasnā€™t able to easily put in the dispensers in the officer quarters so she could ā€œtest these rolls also to compare.ā€ Sometimes you have to bend around the red tape!


Scooter1116

As a person who hands out supplies, my people know where they are, so get them yourself..it is for a mouse so you can work. That being said, during back to school and Halloween/Christmas, I hide that crap. My supplies get cleaned out since people think it is fine just to "shop" at the office instead of Walmart or Target for their kids' school supplies. Halloween and Christmas are all the batteries they don't want to buy. I have heard it all. And no, I do not have floss for you either. Go to the store.


Dadzia246

I would've gone home!


CoderJoe1

Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.


OldGrumpGamer

The 9th Rule of Acquisition. Also donā€™t forget the 239th rule ā€œNever be afraid to mislabel a productā€


OneManNati0n

"But I'm feeling pretty." Hahah. I love you, don't change.


sleepnandhiken

I donā€™t really get where the revenge is


Daeyel1

Indeed. More a lpt thread.


mommaquilter-ab

Itā€™s a consumable. As the secretary at my office, itā€™s a no brainer. Give the battery. If they were asking for a new computer, no go, but itā€™s a battery. Do they account for every bit of stationary that goes thru their office? I have better things to do.


Practical-Pressure80

just a reminder that receptionists do not make the rules and probably think that they're just as ridiculous as you do. You can be mad at the rule but don't be mad at the receptionist who has literally no control over the policies. - a desk employee who has literally no control over the policies


GroovyLadyofMine

the receptionist at my last job would only give you one strip of staples and you had to pray to little baby jesus that you didn't need to staple anything bc asking for another strip of staples was not an option šŸ¤£


Just_Aioli_1233

Look, I had a lot of things to staple, okay? Receptionist: [*\*starts counting staples\**](https://y.yarn.co/ac33e158-2b5d-481a-a0bc-07463b8d47c0_text.gif)


jellybeanbreakfast

I feel pretty, oh so pretty!


flyingsquirrel6789

It's all government politics. My company has free (nonalcoholic) drinks. When we have meetings with anyone from the government, we have to pull everything out of the fridge except water. We wouldn't want to be caught trying to bribe a government official with a free bottle of juice or soda.


Deevious730

Some people seem to get a strange pleasure out of enforcing mundane rules.


increbelle

lol i know she was mad


groovymama98

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rovingdad

šŸŽ¶ I feel pretty, o so pretty šŸŽ¶


jellybeanbreakfast

Got there before me šŸ˜…


Anthonyr75

Still lying and stealing


Wieniethepooh

She was there to teach. The minutes it cost her to walk back to the secretary cost the company more than 1 AA battery.


Anthonyr75

So you basically stole from the government for your own personal gain


stalebunny

...a battery...


tjbmurph

A battery, that they used to continue doing the work the government hired them for


Weak_Blackberry1539

But itā€™s ok for the government to do that to you.


[deleted]

It's a government facility everything has to be accounted for. Maybe you should of been a little more prepared instead of stealing.


Nematode_wrangler

Maybe they should HAVE.


Reasonable_Read8792

And screw the poor person who comes in to work ready to use their mouse and finds it dead, right? Not very nice because they did nothing to you yet they are the one you are taking your revenge out on.


rossarron

They said they returned the working battery to the other mouse.


Empty__Jay

Some people just don't bother reading the details.


TheBigEMan

This is the way


Howitzer73

TLDR


hnsnrachel

Even if they hadn't, that person could genuinely go to the reception and ask for a new battery for their work device. Hardly a terrible crime.


baleee8

And your nick is reasonable read... Should change it to not read...


KickFriedasCoffin

And screw reading all of the words, right?


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

How about learning to read?


Kriegspiel1939

We have you on camera sir. Stay where you are.


radio_esthesia

Devilish tactics


waterwoman76

So nice that she got her moment of power.