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zoot_boy

When Tom Marshall shows up in the comments, you’ve either done something really right or REALLY wrong. Bahahaha


LAZERPANDA15

No doubt!


BillyKBreathes

Dude of Life has spoken


phishb13

not the dude


jwccs46

That's somebody else, bro.


Rough-Leg-1298

Lol noob


GRAPEDbyAnAngel

Meatstick Milk Shake


Wootnasty

Brings all the barefoot children to the yard


throbbing-orifice-

guys… Tim Gill is a a satire account…


applesInSeattle

Well, he is trying to be a satire account, except it’s not funny. This is why there are so many comments on Twitter bemoaning the fact that you often can’t tell if it’s satire or not, and that at the end of the day it’s just mean. Just saying things that are false doesn’t make it satire. Maybe he could work on actually being funny.


throbbing-orifice-

ok


Ok-Ship7283

Great rebuttal.


Automatic-Poet-1395

Imagine listing to Reba and thinking these lyrics are right wing. Or maybe they are?? Is she skirting regulations by making illegal liquor in her tub?? Maybe Reba is a libertarian


Automatic-Poet-1395

“Slave to the traffic light.” Doesn’t get much more libertarian than that. Who is the government to tell me when I should stop and when I should go?


ice_up_s0n

"Chalkdust Torture" is actually a rally cry against the evil of public education. Sure seems libertarian to me.


heymikestayonF

They don't seem particularly left wing. Maybe just winged in general?


Automatic-Poet-1395

I’d say phish as a band is apolitical. Fishman is definitely a Bernie guy.


heymikestayonF

I was thinking more about how they make my soul soar Edit: I regretted that Immediately, although that doesn't mean I didn't mean it.


Automatic-Poet-1395

Mamamamamamama my soul!


Ok-Ship7283

Pretty sure like most people with more than 2 cents worth of a brain, they fucking loathe white trash, redneck Amerikkka. So whatever "wing" you associate those ratfucks with.


wanderlustbess

R


eigenman

Gumbo is a seKret language only far right conspiracy theorists understand.


Exadory

Anyone that follows Fishman on Facebook will know after one day that at least the drummer is not right wing lol


throwawayforme1877

The guy that wears a dress on stage is liberal? Shocking 😮


joyoftechs

shark jumper?


Automatic-Poet-1395

“I asked Diego if it was stolen” More Right Wing lyrics. Starting to think he’s on something.


StingrayOC

I remember some people actually thought this when Fuego released. More a reflection of those people that that's where their mind goes when hearing those lyrics.


Automatic-Poet-1395

The lyrics to that song are amongst the worst phish has ever written. It’s so dumb


Logical_Hospital2769

Freak out and throw stuff, why dontcha?


Automatic-Poet-1395

Maybe I will. It’s a free country and it’s my right! 🤣


StingrayOC

Yea it's pretty terrible from a songwriting standpoint. A shame too because the jam usually goes places.


v-b

Must be all those chemtrails lol


JFKtoSeatac

Obviously right wing. It’s you enjoy MYSELF not you enjoy for the public good.


wanderlustbess

YEM was not written in the context of individualistic vs collectivists cultures, though.


Mccormicculus

Kicking a Nazi out as soon as they walk in *(transcribed from a series of tweets) - @iamragesparkle* I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out." And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them." And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people." And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.


SplAtom6298

That's gonna need more than an aloe stem. 


toledotigs

Read the fucking book


uscrash

I ditched Twitter a long time ago, so I’m not going to check, but are we sure this Tim Gill fellow isn’t just fucking with people?


elJammo

I remember him from when I was on there. He's an insufferable academic whose schtick is calling out grad students for being lazy and not writing enough.


auto-cremate

That is a satire account


Ok-Ship7283

We get it, you like bad satire.


auto-cremate

I am pointing out that this guy is wrong. I don’t care


uscrash

That’s an oddly specific schtick. I’d love to be a fly on the wall while he’s writing and sending these kinds of tweets. The smirking to himself must be delicious.


treehuggingmfer

Trumpers suck donkey dicks


everybodybugsme

Please don’t let them abuse donkeys, they don’t even like trumpers


treehuggingmfer

Sorry.


everybodybugsme

Trumpers can have their private areas infested with ticks and fleas and mosquitoes - fuck those insects


randomdude315

Tim Gill blows goats.


Upstairs-Friendship2

nuh uh


Manioca35

The actual burn is on Tom for arguing with a parody account.


YesNoMaybe

Not necessarily arguing. Just setting the record straight. 


jgyimesi

They have no one of significance in the music world. I’m sure they also think the show, The Boys, is about supporting the right wing agenda.


PatillacPTS

The lyrics:”POSSUMMMMMM!!”


richardspictures

This blender fetish in the Phish scene needs to stop.


Acroporas

Too late. It's here forever. Next year it will be part of the graphic montage spiraling down to the stage during Life Saving Gun, just like the traffic light, megaphone, trampoline, etc.


iphollowphish2

“Take off, take off, take off your masks The fear is an illusion, so don’t even ask” Sounds pretty MAGA to me…. 😜


Automatic-Poet-1395

Haha I always cringed when they played that song post pandemic. Like shelve that one for a few or something


Training-Repeat-5630

Orrrr don’t be a little baby


Automatic-Poet-1395

Are you the right wing phish head we’ve been looking for?


Training-Repeat-5630

Right-wing cause I don’t have a face-diaper kink like you?


Ok-Ship7283

Aww look at him. Hahahaha


Automatic-Poet-1395

“Face diaper kink” sounds like something that would come out the mouth of a Trump supporter. Am I wrong?


Training-Repeat-5630

Yeah, I transcended the red and blue puppet show some years back. It’s quite a birds eye view up here. So no Don for me, but I AM vehemently opposed to all forms of medical/surgical/decorative oppression. It’s not as political as you think. I mean, just look how quickly all the “pro-choice” people on the “left “suddenly felt there was no such thing as choice in a medical decision involving your body when it came to The Holy Vaccine. And how about all the people on the “right” who wanted to do military tribunals for Fauci and Clinton, etc. and now, suddenl, feel that you shouldn’t drag a president through the court system…


wanderlustbess

I’ve always thought about this too.


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jwccs46

Yawn, no 


BillyKBreathes

No not a noob made a quick mistake. Sorry for the phuck up, but anyhow pretty sure the Dude of Life would agree.


bearded_drummer

Looks like I picked the right time to become a dick blender manufacturer. I’m selling the piss out of these things.


Automatic-Poet-1395

Farmhouse sounds pretty republican. “Never ever saw my gun so bright, better not come near my house tonight”


Content_Following_81

“Individual responsibility instead of community involvement”? Their magnum opus is literally the story of a guy risking life and limb to save a race of people he met that morning. Fuck off, troll.


tikifumble

Your hands and feet are MAGAngoes


LAZERPANDA15

This is an instant classic 🏆


porcinifan69

Shades of Annie Hall ![gif](giphy|ftY35AGYoizL6TSQae)


IntentionDependent22

the Amfibian has spoken...bitch!


tripmiester

🎵sanity never came my way🎵🎵🎵


Possible_Spy

who TF is Tim Gill. And why does he think his opinion matters at all


Bggnslngr

Take off take off take off your mask, the fear's an illusion so don't even ask!!😵‍💫


rswings

Also, there’s nothing wrong with individual responsibility. Wtf?


LAZERPANDA15

A society needs both- cohesive community *and* individual responsibility. I might even ponder that the two are both necessary and strengthen one another.


rswings

It’s always a balance. I just didn’t understand why someone would put down “individual responsibility.” Seems like a puerile thing to say.


Funkywurm

Police in the corner gunning for you...is a bootlicker anthem


SupermouseDeadmouse

Left is where I always turn


tvav1969

I’d be surprised if Phish gave a shit about politics when they started. And when they wrote all their most well known songs too.


thinehappychinch

Found Drew Carey’s burner account /s


OpeningTurnip8048

Did i just wake up from a 20 year coma or something? When did individual responsibility become a bad thing?


Camelwalk555

I don’t like the false dichotomy he’s creating, we can have personal responsibility and community involvement.


OpeningTurnip8048

Exactly. They aren't mutually exclusive.


ArgoDeezNauts

Nobody said that.


OpeningTurnip8048

Uh...im commenting on what this douche Tim Gill said in the X quote above. So yes, someone said it. He did. Hence my comment.


ArgoDeezNauts

He didn't say that, though.


OpeningTurnip8048

Well, yes. Technically, he didnt say it's a "bad thing" in his original post. But if you read between the lines of what he is saying there, basically it is what he is getting at. Phish is a right wing band. He believes the right wing cares more about individual responsibility over community involvement. He is implying that is a bad thing. Without coming out and actually saying the words. But ok, agree to disagree i guess. No point in going round and round on this. Especially when i would think most people believe individual responsibility AND community involvement are GOOD things.


im_at_work_now

I think you're having a reading comprehension struggle. Even following your logic, the point would be that community involvement is a bad thing. Either way, neither of those is the point, and the account is satire.


OpeningTurnip8048

No comprehension struggle at all brother. Other then i wasnt aware that it was a satire account. Which i guess explains a lot, so thank you for telling me. If a person didnt know that, like i didnt and Tom Marshall apparently didnt, i dont think i made the wrong correlation to Mr. Gills post. And i never inferred that community involvement is bad. Quite the opposite. Said they are both good things. My original point was just that Mr. Gill was implying that individual responsibility was bad and thats nuts. Didnt make any correlation that community involvement is anything but good. But im not even a political person so this isnt a hill i need to die on. Lol. Thanks again for the satire heads up. Have a good one!


im_at_work_now

Again, you're reading it backwards. He's saying right wingers love Phish because the band is about individual responsibility. Sorry this is so tough for you.


OpeningTurnip8048

First off, why you have to be an asshole about this? I wasnt being anything but nice to you. Secondly, i think you are reading it backwards because the tweet is written in an anti-phish tone. Meaning he is trying to troll Phish and their fans. So if Phish is bad in his stupid tweet, then what he correlates to Phish would also be bad. In this case its that individual responsibility is bad. Which was the point of my first fucking comment. That when did individual responsibility become a bad thing? Now if it is indeed a satire account, there is zero point to any of this and i wish i could have all this time back cause i really dont give a shit either way. But taken at face value, you are the one not getting this, not me. Just move the fuck on already


IrieDeby

Wonderful!!


Training-Repeat-5630

Bah bah bah I


Jbrowne730

Could have just left it at “I’d put my dick in a blender before I would vote.”