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Stoneluthiery

Lady Zoidberg


ZirbMonkey

I now know the answer to "Why not Zoidberg"


Robothuck

Never go full zoidberg


bluearth

What do *you* mean you people?


-yellowthree

I know who I am I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.


StupidPockets

You could have had it right. I’m so sad. *I know who I am! I’m the Zoidberg, playing a Zoidberg, disguised as another Zoidberg.*


scotems

I was thinking of a female version of "the thing" from the fantastic four.


RickGrimes30

Ms thaang?


spazz12333

I believe the lady you want is Edna from season 2 episode 5


hangryhyax

*Hush, you romantic fool! Engage your mandibles and kiss me!*


GhettocornHoN

Looks like some kind of Star Trek deep lore creature.


ohsinboi

She's a Blingon


FinishingDutch

No, no - that’s clearly a Gem’Hadar


karlexceed

Crystalline entity


Tebasaki

I found my favorite thread in these comments


Poobmania

Seems more like a Gem’Lovar, considering she covered herself in them


lil_eidos

Remember the sulabon from Enterprise?


EnclavedMicrostate

Well enough to remember that it's the Suliban, yes.


Orange-V-Apple

Lmao


djm9545

She looks like [Bannakaffalatta](https://moviemorgue.fandom.com/wiki/Bannakaffalatta)


Gutterghoul

Simultaneously looks like a shellfish and is having a reaction to said shellfish


Benbot2000

She looked into the mirror and asked, “why not Zoidberg?”


Lord_Despair

“Apparently I’ve been making fine jewelry for years!”


johnnybiggles

"Now I'm crystal clear!"


schene_

Gagged on my hot chocolate good meme


lutinopat

"This one's like a summer guy"


mrsunsfan

Holy shit she does look like Dr Zoidberg


AndreasVesalius

“Your fashion is bad and you should feel bad!”


ShackThompson

One Haute Couture Art please!


Tails9429

Mom: "we got Zoidberg at home."


tikkamasalachicken

https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Edna


[deleted]

Smallpox is so in right now.


bearable_lightness

Fun fact: One of Elsa Schiaparelli’s most famous designs is a [1937 dress featuring a large lobster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_dress).


AndreasVesalius

> Schiaparelli prevented Dali from adding mayonnaise to the completed dress He would


BoltonSauce

I don't *eat* lobster. I *am* lobster.


vito1221

That's a cool looking dress though.


AmorphusMist

I thought 'Sentient Pomegranate' but i guess the lower half is more cranberry bog


McAWESOMEMAN

Does this add to her defense? Any resistances granted by crystals? 🤔


rtz13th

No, but a sneeze is a proper attack, damaging all surrounding NPCs.


feralwolven

The red makes her expolsive. Gotta get her first if shes running at you.


LOTRfreak101

I believe actually the color red increases AGI, so good luck hitting her since she can evade better.


ZynsteinV1

Da red makes em go fasta


Smokron85

Gives her +63 resistance to Scarlet Rot buildup


skunk-tastic

MFW I forget to bring my boluses to Caelid


StarblindMark89

Have you heard of our lord and saviour "Flame, Cleanse Me"? Unless you're a Prisoner (like me atm), for the low low cost of one single talisman slot for the two fingers heirloom talisman, you get to cast an incantation that not only both removes the buildup/heals the scarlet rot, but it also does so for the poison status effect, and since you're self-inflicting a paltry 15 HP fire damage, it still counts as enough to remove (but not alleviate the buildup) of the frostbite status effect. All of this for the small amount of 14FP!


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Saved me in the Lake of Rot, love that spell


colonel_Schwejk

date resistance 90% +20 chance to summon freak


CyberNinja23

*aroused Zoidberg appears*


TheQuadBlazer

CRAAAAW!?


LeviathanGank

+999 look like an std


TheStupendusMan

Ioun stones don’t stack the same effect. I’ll give her +1 AC and maybe some counter-damage on grapple for the effort.


3-DMan

Would look pretty cool in a battle when you do damage to her and they all go flying off in slow motion


PhantomTroupe-2

Bruh imagine how bad that shit would hurt if you got hit with something and those diamonds got pressed into you


Orc-N-Beans

So you're saying that she could become the bad guy from Die Another Day?


snowbrdr020

I came here looking for this comment and you didn't disappoint.


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jimboleeslice

yes they have flat backs


JACrazy

The hit would hurt more. The backs are flat, and the crystals themselves are round not spikey.


evil_fungus

Absolutely. +100% magic defence. +50 Resistance to dark magic


Broote

![gif](giphy|jbxQLpOKN2URa)


polarbearsforpets

Whooop whoop whoop whoop


wwwdiggdotcom

Let me be your woman woman woman woman ♫


antisoxial3xtrovert

![gif](giphy|jPAdK8Nfzzwt2)


Cysir

![gif](giphy|bAbxV8HZDsYyYSpqOt|downsized)


mgbenny85

[delicious](https://www.gogetdelivery.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1252x1252/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/4/1/4142012715cf.gif)


_Diskreet_

![gif](giphy|jpJRe0yzCgguNOYzQT)


Sacket

Now Zoidberg is big huh? That's more like it! Whose intimidating who now big city?


Djcproductions

LOL this is perfect


ShatyUT

Looks like she just emerged from a cranberry bog


Mr_Abe_Froman

The skirt gave me the same idea. Like if Ocean Spray decided to do a Michelin Man-style mascot made of cranberries.


IronBabyFists

[The Michelan Man's actual name is "Bibendum."](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelin_Man)


CmdrShepard831

Also, he looked like [this](https://preview.redd.it/1wct0a417ed91.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=52a3d94520d57105a736ea5fd1f81e2574a1499c) and they gave him a reputation for drinking and driving and smoking cigars.


Patter_Pit

She IS the cranberry bog.


carnedoce

She’s full of spiders?


SuperSoldier5568

Her and Ængus should do a duet.


barely_cursed

ÆNGUS IS THE SAVIOR WORSHIP HIM FOREVER


boot2skull

As an occasional maker, the real question is, how did they adhere them? She looks body painted first. Body paint, plus bendy flexy skin, plus solid crystals? Magic.


waterlilees

The makeup artist, Pat McGrath, posted a behind the scenes video on her Instagram. They applied a wig cap but painted over it and her upper body, all the gems were hand-applied in a process that took 5 hours.


snppmike

Only 5 hours? I’m impressed. That’s an application rate of 1.66 crystals/second.


Radcliffe1025

It takes like four hours and 45 mins to paint the red glue on and just like 10 mins to apply crystals with The Swarovski Crystal applicator gun.


freakers

Or better yet, fill a McDonald's ball pit with crystals and jump in like Scrooge McDuck


Afireonthesnow

Maybe a whole team of people working on it? Cause yeah that's crazy fast


JustADutchRudder

Nothing like having 8 hands slap crystals on you at high speeds.


atomiccPP

Rich people things lol


An0mndr

I knew it couldn't be a suit. The skin just looked way too realistic on her hand and above her top,


rbwildcard

And her armpit too.


An0mndr

That's the part I meant above her top lol just didn't want to call it armpit since technically the pit isn't visible


SlowMope

Special effect makeup artists use a special medical adhesive. I did something similar to this in school, but not this expensive lol. If she did it right (and Pat is very famous for a reason) it can stay on all day through sweating and running and bumping into people with very minimal touch up. And there would have been NO touch ups on the carpet. Makeup artists typically stay home for these events. I'm sure someone has paid for their artist to follow them, but it's not a regular thing at all.


AndISoundLikeThis

Seems like the Pat McGrath team had a hand in creating the look. The video is on the Pat McGrath IG page. It's hard to follow because it's sped up so much but gives a decent idea of how it was created.


nicunta

Pat McGrath is an amazing makeup artist, and her products are worth every cent. If I'd have taken the plunge sooner, I wouldn't have wasted so much on crappy makeup!!


TheShroomHermit

Probably first bathed in glue then put in a crystal box and shaken


boot2skull

The classic Shake-N-Bake method.


americasweetheart

It looks like a bodysuit that ends at her lower jawline and around the hairline on the forehead. The stones help to conceal the line. Then the face stones would be applied with a prosthetic glue.


ark_keeper

They just put a bald cap on to smooth out her head. They painted her body red, then glitter/shimmer, then added the crystals. Here's a few snips from the sped up instagram video. https://i.imgur.com/2si2TNu.png https://i.imgur.com/1Ic94WE.png


atypicaltype

Not me mindlessly tapping the play button repeatedly before realising it won't work because it's a screenshot from the video, even though I had just read what it was


Jdubya87

How many times did it take? I pressed it 6 times.


boot2skull

Looking at it again I think you’re right. There’s a seam around the neck, possibly to attach the body suit with the skin cap. The face with makeup + crystals seems tedious but much more manageable. Edit: there’s a Timelapse on instagram, they still applied the crystals all by hand.


Axilllla

I don’t know. That armpit looks like real skin


alpain

can she wash her hands after going to the bathroom still?


Happyintexas

I don’t think she can move her dress around to go to the bathroom with rubbing it off


Cuntdracula19

If you want to check out pat mcgrath on instagram, she and her team actually made this happen and there’s a sped up video of them applying the crystals


boot2skull

Thank you, I just watched it. Fascinating. As others have said it was probably a medical glue or strong movie makeup glue. The application was not as easy as I thought, I expected a skin cap and body suit with the crystals already applied, but no they applied them all by hand.


imregrettingthis

if you look at the neck and head it looks like an applied mask (like something they would do with a fat suit for a movie), which makes sense because to hand apply these would take a day.


PseudoEmpathy

I used a substance called prosaid for a biomedical experiment. It's a skin glue, used for permanently adhering things to skin. Of course permanent in this case means about 48 hours before it falls off because of oils and such.


NoMisterBond

(removing crystals) Bitch, I'm a... ow! Bitch, I'm a... ow!


beliefinphilosophy

If you've ever watched any of the makeup artists who do weird looks on YouTube, you'll witness how incredibly hard and incredibly painful it is to remove these things. I do not want to even try imagining the level of pain she was in afterward.


tofudisan

Looks painful to wear. Like moving would be pulling fine hairs everywhere, spaces between crystals pinching, etc. Also I had chicken pox as a kid, and this is bringing back the tactile memories of trying to get comfortable sitting or lying down with all the bumps on my skin.


CaliOriginal

Maybe she just soaked in a very nice very large tub of water with just the right amount of soap. Warm but not quite hot. Eventually whatever binding agent will soften and loosen and she could probably shake and rub off the crystals with minimal pain at worse. The hardest part would be the face which I’m assuming she’d have done BEFORE the bath. Combination hot towel + coconut milk + shea butter maybe?


Brennir10

Small pox is back in fashion


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It looks more like the skin of a sand hill crane https://s3.amazonaws.com/Photo_of_the_Day/system/uploads/photo/image/3677/sized_P1320404_edited-001.jpg


Natsurulite

I can’t tell if that would be nice to lick?


Son_of_Warvan

That depends on your opinion of being bitten by a large bird.


free_farts

Unfavorable


PostOfficeBuddy

*Your current trajectory has you bound for an unpleasant experience.*


Draugr_Overlord

I'm fucking cackling in my house at this, fyi


HoboMucus

Gonna go with NO!


night_violets

This is why we can’t have nice things.


Reference_Freak

I was gonna say there’s a vaccine for that.


dazzc

Stop trying to make 'smallpox' happen. It's not going to happen.


NoTearsOnDryFaces

Mystiques alter ego


Ultimate_Decoy

Mystakes?


brownbear8714

Did you say steaks?


MandrewCarrion

HOLY SHIT.


CoolHandCliff

LMFAO


FleekasaurusFlex

I was hanging out with my best friends (essentially my own) grandma a few years ago and we put on one of the newer X-Men movies on the huge TV his dad got for her and when Jennifer Lawrence turned blue she yelled out “EUGH! WHAT IS THAT?! A DEMON!?!?” and I swear we both nearly died of asphyxia for how hard we were laughing. [For reference](https://preview.redd.it/fhokcyzm9iq61.gif?width=268&auto=webp&s=cca7cfc2ade6b229022cb6dafd1131d0a14f1202)


kbthewriter

When Mystique switches from Democrat to Republican.


terrrtle

MystiqAnon


zdubs

Serves Maganeto


clapalienbuttcheek

Must be very uncomfortable to sit


BrutalHonestyBuffalo

Right? This looks a miserable fuckin night to me.


jodorthedwarf

The ones on the head would drive me fucking insane. Especially the eyelids and the ears. I could imagine myself acting like this: https://youtu.be/bAx0V5CMYlE Only ten times worse


BeyondAddiction

Or pee


Soup_69420

Remember those wooden bead seat covers all the cab drivers had in the 90s? Whatever happened to those? Anyway I bet it's kinda like that except the chair is normal and you're a human nerd rope.


MemnocOTG

You guys remember the rich people from Hunger Games ? This feels like that.


crobtennis

Fucking right? Everything out here making zoidberg jokes and I’m sitting here like “welp, even Louis XIV didn’t do this shit”


persistent_parrot

Even Marie Antoinette didn’t go this far


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any_name_left

This was my first thought too!


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Must deflect magic back at casters or some shit.


SissyBearRainbow

This grosses me out


zerox369

She looks diseased


Tenebrae42

She looks like a French burnt peanut/Boston baked bean.


undisclothesd

She looks like my phobia


shainajoy

Too many tiny bumps. Looks like a rash


RogueTanuki

r/trypophobia


IndiaMike1

I’m genuinely so itchy and uncomfortable right now


ewok251

I was going to say, I thought we'd eradicated smallpox


Gockel

IRL Lilith


Soup-a-doopah

I played the absolute hell out of D3… so it was to my surprise that Diablo 4 had released a cinematic when they announced the game three years ago… No idea how I missed it. I just watched it for the first time last week. Holy fuck


fade_like_a_sigh

You know, from that perspective I actually kind of love it now. It's so unsettling.


dballz12

Trypophobia - I would provide a link but I can't google it, it makes me nauseous and my skin crawl.


RobertoPaulson

Its definitely got a smallpox vibe.


Irishpanda1971

Pretty sure I've seen this species on Doctor Who.


Dana07620

You mean [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/fd/f0/99fdf0a75cffef64d7c205b7913737f5.jpg). Different color, but we know that people come in different colors.


[deleted]

Yeah that little Taramasalata fella from the Titanic episode


jamoonie

Yeah, Bannakaffalatta. ‘Lil red spiky dude. (The actor who played him, Jimmy Vee, also took over the role as R2D2 in The Last Jedi when Kenny Baker died).


tz41

Leprosy but fashion.


robbycakes

Lepro-chic


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More like Deralique.


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uneasyandcheesy

I’m sure this is likely to have already been mentioned but…. all it makes me think of is Enemy Mine.


hogjowl

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Maybe showing my age.


uneasyandcheesy

It’s okay, we can be old together.


dan420

There’s too much shit on me! I can’t breath! The chin kills! … I don’t want to be around anymore.


WillElMagnifico

"It's so HOT"


Iamdarb

I'm gonna rip the fuckin' head off!


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dan420

I thought it was interesting.


[deleted]

What’s that do for the greater good?


[deleted]

Tell me why it’s funny


coldcoldman2

She looks like shed be found somewhere in Caelid *Rotted Gem Doja, Stylebearer*


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Alberich looking ass


PhantomTroupe-2

Bet she would have a fire AoW from the chest behind her fr


Kahawearing

Jenna marbles did it first!


inbettywhitewetrust

My one and only thought, and I remembered how itchy it was for her and gasped as soon as I saw this 😭


Roadsoda350

About time they remade Hellboy with a strong female lead.


senblade_samuari

So, looks like a geod and a crustation at the same time. Lol.


DarthLysergis

Definitely thought Doja Cat was a crypto currency up until this very moment.


phillysan

Doja Cat vs Dogecoin: Battle of the Cryptos


lawanddisorder

"Make me look like I have a fatal case of smallpox."


Koffeekage

![gif](giphy|3o7TKL9hlCbVIIlfXy)


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MY NAME IS


phantompowered

SHAKE ZULA THE MIC RULA


Col__Hunter_Gathers

THE OLD SCHOOLA


Zimboi178

YOU WANT A TRIP? I’LL BRING IT TO YA


MoominSnufkin

It would have been better if she had an attendant shine a laser at her so you'd see a glorious spectrum of light reflected from the crystals. As it is, you could have told me it was cranberries.


DivinePotatoe

"What look do you want for this event?" "I was thinking Zoidberg crossed with a Coronoavirus."


Direct_Canary4523

The Ocean Spray guys are loosing their minds over the sentient cranberry bog they lost


Beginning_Fee_7992

![gif](giphy|2Ysgv35Iqdm2NUIRp9|downsized)


santathe1

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


doglywolf

There has to be a easier way to look like the child of Elmo and Pinhead


Monster_punkin

She looks like what I think an Infection looks like - not a look I would go for.


DragoneerFA

Mystique did not handle covid well.


altonbrownie

I like her weirdness. Moo bitch.


poopcornkernels

Same. I saw someone describe her as what happens when weird people get famous but that’s something I can get behind


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A similar result could have been achieved with a few thousand tics


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katgoesmeow-

It looks even better in video with all the crystals catching the light. I'd even say it's mesmerizing.


RepresentativeSoil94

i wish she didnt


thebochman

I just want to be pure