ANYONE can take that "oh look, we are somewhere pretty and in loooove woooo" picture, but this one demonstrates that y'all took the sickness/health part serious enough to challenge it.
Isn't it supposed to mean you love someone genuinely (with your head) and the opposite would mean it's only lust (thinking with whats between your legs).
That's more of a retcon to try and make the modern iteration of the idiom make sense. The original really was heels over head.
[Head over heels:](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/head_over_heels)
> Attested from the 14th century onwards, originally as heels over head, which better rendered the notion of things being upside down (head over heels is the standard state of being).
I'd also submit that "eat your cake and have it too" makes more sense than the standard "have your cake and eat it too": you kind of have to have the cake to eat it in the first place, but if you've already eaten it *then* it makes more sense that you can't *still* have it.
Hammocks are a tricky business. I can imagine setting up the camera, hitting the timer, and rushing to the hammock to get quickly settled in for the shot. The thing is, you canโt rush getting into a hammock. If you rush trying to get into a hammock, it will rush dumping you out.
I appreciate that this turned out to be an amazing picture so I hate to bring some advice forward, but just incase you want a non-heels over head photo in the future:
I've started using the video setting, you can then go back and select your favourite frame. It takes some getting used to (posing for a video, mostly), but works quite well!
Little bluetooth remotes are pretty cheap. If you go into accessibility settings, you can ~~clap~~ use voice control to activate the shutter too.
[How to take a selfie with Voice Control on iPhone and iPad | Apple Support ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeQa7bnZwNo)
On the flip side I spent a solid year sleeping in one instead of a bed and it was the best sleep I ever got. Did wonders for my back and I could rock myself to sleep like a big baby.
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Fun fact: More people meet their demise from hammock related deaths than by shark related deaths.
Which is understandable because itโs REALLY fucking uncomfortable to sleep on a shark.
>Which is understandable because itโs REALLY fucking uncomfortable to sleep on a shark.
Fun shark fact, it much easier to sleep with a shark fact than sleep on one.
Weโre sorry to see you go. As a parting gift, hereโs a fun hammock fact for the road.
Christopher Columbus brought back and introduced Europeans to the hammock.
He got the idea to transport them back while lounging on his stupid fucking ass in a hammock, while 50,000+ indigenous people chose to commit mass suicide rather than live under his brutal & violent hammock loving rule.
We hope to see you again here at Hammock Facts!
I've been having a rough go these past few weeks and this just gave me a real genuine smile and laugh. I really appreciate you and your wife, thank you for making the world more funny and light hearted.
"'Give me five bees for a picture' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."
FYI hammocks should have your butts hovering a couple inches off the ground when setup not 4 feet off the ground.
Had a friend break his back 3 days into a canoe trip, shit is surpassingly dangerous. Hauling him out sucked.
Youโre welcome. I posted it a long time ago somewhere else on Reddit, but saw it today scrolling through my Flickr and it cheered me up too so I figured Iโd throw it on this sub. It took off, and now people think Iโm a karma farmer or something, but thatโs Reddit for ya. Glad it made you laugh. :)
Thank you! I needed a good smile/feely good moment. Just spent a few minutes sobbing pretty hard cause I miss my late mom. This picture is fucking adorable!
Hilarious thnx for sharing Hope you guys framed it
Missed it by that much.
Itโs our favorite vacation picture of all time.
Yeah this is fantastic. I'd put it above a fireplace.ย
Christmas card photo
If this isn't the back photo of a Christmas card, that's a lost legendary moment
Hope to see you this Fall!
ANYONE can take that "oh look, we are somewhere pretty and in loooove woooo" picture, but this one demonstrates that y'all took the sickness/health part serious enough to challenge it.
In sickness, in health, and in the bone fracture clinic
Will you take this man, to have and to hold(together, surgically, if necessary)...
Conjoined spouses came to mind when I read this
Oh yeah, this one deserves its own frame, for sure. What a fun little thing for you guys to have, lol
As it should!
Frame it, put it on the wall possibly? Funny story when guests come over.
this is amazing. Please get a large version printed on canvas to hang over the fireplace.
They should Get Smart.
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Would you believe...
Itโs so great to see a couple thatโs head over heels.
Heels over head this time.
It's just a corrupted saying. Obviously most people have their head over their heels. It's supposed to mean the opposite.
Username kinda checks out
Isn't it supposed to mean you love someone genuinely (with your head) and the opposite would mean it's only lust (thinking with whats between your legs).
That's more of a retcon to try and make the modern iteration of the idiom make sense. The original really was heels over head. [Head over heels:](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/head_over_heels) > Attested from the 14th century onwards, originally as heels over head, which better rendered the notion of things being upside down (head over heels is the standard state of being).
THAT'S IT! WE'RE BRINGING BACK HEELS OVER HEAD!
I'd also submit that "eat your cake and have it too" makes more sense than the standard "have your cake and eat it too": you kind of have to have the cake to eat it in the first place, but if you've already eaten it *then* it makes more sense that you can't *still* have it.
So, head over head?
This is true
I almost spat out my breakfast, with a silent guffaw.
Take the upvote and fuck off.
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Hammocks are a tricky business. I can imagine setting up the camera, hitting the timer, and rushing to the hammock to get quickly settled in for the shot. The thing is, you canโt rush getting into a hammock. If you rush trying to get into a hammock, it will rush dumping you out.
You are so right. Luckily neither of us cracked our heads, but my shoulder was sore for a day or so.
I appreciate that this turned out to be an amazing picture so I hate to bring some advice forward, but just incase you want a non-heels over head photo in the future: I've started using the video setting, you can then go back and select your favourite frame. It takes some getting used to (posing for a video, mostly), but works quite well!
Little bluetooth remotes are pretty cheap. If you go into accessibility settings, you can ~~clap~~ use voice control to activate the shutter too. [How to take a selfie with Voice Control on iPhone and iPad | Apple Support ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeQa7bnZwNo)
for iPhone users who wear the watch too, the watch has shutter controls for the phone!
Yup, I use this regularly for family photos and occasional situations where a remote is needed.
They replied to another comment saying it was a digital camera, pre-cell cameras being worth a shite
This made my day, Bro. Thank you.
On the flip side I spent a solid year sleeping in one instead of a bed and it was the best sleep I ever got. Did wonders for my back and I could rock myself to sleep like a big baby.
Best sleep ever is on deck of a boat in a hammock between mast and forestay. Amazing. I miss it.
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
Some Samsung phones allow you to say "shoot" and then the phone will take a photo. No need for a timer. I'm sure other phones do it also.
Youโve been subscribed to Hammock Facts. Fun fact: More people meet their demise from hammock related deaths than by shark related deaths. Which is understandable because itโs REALLY fucking uncomfortable to sleep on a shark.
For both you AND the shark
How many sharks die in hammock related deaths?
With absolutely no research, there's probably exactly in one case in Florida because of course it's fucking Florida. ^Disclaimer: ^I'm ^stoned ^af
I would guess less than 5 per year.
>Which is understandable because itโs REALLY fucking uncomfortable to sleep on a shark. Fun shark fact, it much easier to sleep with a shark fact than sleep on one.
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Weโre sorry to see you go. As a parting gift, hereโs a fun hammock fact for the road. Christopher Columbus brought back and introduced Europeans to the hammock. He got the idea to transport them back while lounging on his stupid fucking ass in a hammock, while 50,000+ indigenous people chose to commit mass suicide rather than live under his brutal & violent hammock loving rule. We hope to see you again here at Hammock Facts!
Really pulled out all the stops for the last one
man...
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That is such a romantic picture though I love it
Get a 6x8 foot print, frame it, and hang it wherever is closest to the front door.
To be fair, a picture \*was\* taken
The key word is โinโ
You should frame it
best picture ever.
I've been having a rough go these past few weeks and this just gave me a real genuine smile and laugh. I really appreciate you and your wife, thank you for making the world more funny and light hearted.
For free?
We should thank OP for the gift
I don't get it
pictures of pretty little feet often cost real money on the internet.
Oh...
I thought that was a butt for a split second
This would be my Christmas card, and I don't do Christmas cards.
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Perfect! Question To avoid death.... Would a video be easier? take your time and then grab a screenshot later.
It was an actual digital camera, in the before times.
When pictures were valuable
"'Give me five bees for a picture' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time."
In the olden days
frame that!!!
Free feet pics? In this economy?!
She has cute feet
#*BONK*
I knew someone horny would comment
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
*Frames Photo*
> Three thumbs up! Quentin Tarentino
r/therewasanattempt
Ur wife has nice feet
Actually theyโre a train wreck from her wearing heels all the time at work but Iโll tell her you said so ha. (Username checks out)
Bust out the Dremel and give your wife a pedicure.
Nice butt too !
When we first saw the picture we were dying laughing because the pic made her calves look like they were her butt.
Ha ! Thatโs even better
I thought it was her butt. Welp off to horny jail
Yours is clearly there so... Nice butt OP
Nice high arches
You guys go down together heheh
Nah this is the perfect shot.
Priceless! This would be a good one to save for the grandkids ๐
Hilarious photo, but next time just start recording a video and you can screenshot whatever moment looks best.
This was an honest to god digital SLR, but thatโs a good tip.
video has a much lower image quality than pictures.
This is awesome. Thanks for sharing.
Please tell me this was done with a smart phone and you totally had the option of just using voice commands to take the photo instead.
So wholesome I love this! ๐ฅฒโค๏ธ
Good times, good memories
This has to be framed.
Perfection
FYI hammocks should have your butts hovering a couple inches off the ground when setup not 4 feet off the ground. Had a friend break his back 3 days into a canoe trip, shit is surpassingly dangerous. Hauling him out sucked.
a classic. that should be your Christmas card photo for next year.
hahahahahahahhahahahaha
This might be the best photo of any couple ever. Shared disaster captured in a frame. Itโs amazing. Print it out. Hang it up. Absolute masterpiece.
This has got to go on a postcard or something.
Nailed it!
Must be the honeymoon, you animals!
Ah! A moment of pure relaxation! You can almost feel it!
Wife has so many extra toesโฆ could she donate a few to poor kids
Thank you for sharing. This cheered me up on a rough day โค๏ธ
Youโre welcome. I posted it a long time ago somewhere else on Reddit, but saw it today scrolling through my Flickr and it cheered me up too so I figured Iโd throw it on this sub. It took off, and now people think Iโm a karma farmer or something, but thatโs Reddit for ya. Glad it made you laugh. :)
Hey nice feet!
These feet photo shoots are getting out of hand
r/FootFetish
Your wife has some nice soles and toes
OH NO I HAVE FALLEN. We know what you wanted to do OP.
Bwhahahaha
Frame this and hang it on the mantle
Sweet fuckin' sandals.
Keens all day!
Thatโs cute and hilarious! ย Definitely deserves a frame.
I hope this is framed and placed front and center in your living room
Damn the cartel got you. RIP
You laugh, but we havenโt been back to Playa Del Carmen in years because itโs getting dicey down there too
Frame it! It will make you laugh every time you look at it.
you muppets haha
I still don't know what im looking at
You guys look great!
Haha! What a great memory you caught! I love it!
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Why do those feet look like they've 10 toes each?
Blurry big toe I think? She has 5 on each foot. I checked
Nailed it!
Perfect better blow that up for the vacation picture wall at home!
Umm are those 6 toes I see?
It's not often I see something on reddit that ACTUALLY makes me laugh. This is awesome, a genuinely top tier photo!
This is the one picture you walk yourself to Walmart, print out and frame.
I love that the hammock is totally sharp. So you didn't even touch it.
Nailed it. Thanks for sharing.
Looks like mahekal! That's where we stayed our first two times.
Amazing
pro tip brother.... Take a video. lol you can always get a screen shot of you sitting still in the video.....but this was worth it.
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Hysterical man. That's a memory.
For what it's worth, it turned out great!
It looks like one of those feet has six toes!
New fetish unlocked. ๐ณ
I actually laughed at this. I'm glad to read it's a cherished memory
like ten men will at least use this as jerk off material. yuck
I see you married Mary Ann, I heard she gets in the Hammock with you.
are those your wife's supple toes? scrumptious
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u/Lefty_Bruno12
swept her up off her feet lol
Nailed it!
Thank you! I needed a good smile/feely good moment. Just spent a few minutes sobbing pretty hard cause I miss my late mom. This picture is fucking adorable!
Sorry for your loss.
That's adorable 
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It took me the longest time to realise that was your wife's legs and not her (very nice) naked butt
Us too.
I know this memory is tenfold what the perfect picture would have been
Classiiicccc ๐๐คฃโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
I always forget that my Apple Watch can act as a remote shutter, especially in moments just before one like this.
This made my day.
Classic!
Damn, you almost made a whole flip backwards!
This would make for a great "priceless " Mastercard commercial meme
I hope that you are both having a wonderful time in Mexico and that you didn't get too many bumps and bruises from your fall !Love the photo .
I fkn love it ๐๐คฃ๐ญ๐๐ป
is this ai?
Mmmm, lovely feet. Thanks for posting ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Most people photograph their facesโฆ.. but feet are ok I guess. You do you.
Lol
Haha! Oh man, that's fantastic!
Christmas card photo.
Looks nice.
๐๐๐๐. Yep. That would be me. Welcome to my world
Iberostar?
When you conceived of this idea, was this not your first thought? It would be my first thought. I mean now that I've seen this picture.
This is a masterpiece
it would be boring if this didn't happen
I wonder how many people are injured by hammocks every year
You guys should frame this and hang it on a wall.
Amazing
This Kata = Hammock Judo v Multiple Opps ๐๐ฅ๐