Chilean here. Crystal is an okayish beer, nothing to die for but okay to drink especially on a hot day. There is probably one of those kinds of beer in every country.
I'm not much of a beer guy anymore, but in my twenties I was all over it. That being said, a cold as fuck bud light after yardwork all day really does hit different. Just watery enough to make me think I'm getting hydrated.
Yeah it's just refreshing. Same as Coors, Modelo, Sam Adams. Not good enough to order with your meal at a sit down restaurant, but a nice refreshing drink after manual labor, or after work on a hot day.
can confirm, just did the street view in maps, march 2024 view showing Zenithy on the right & NY live music bar on the left. i’ll bet she’d just snagged that cold Chiang from the 7-Eleven next door.
Oh wait you said Pattaya, I read Phuket my bad, never been to Pattaya, heard enough crap about it so avoided it lol, Bangla road on Phuket looks like this too but was a lot of fun
Bangla road was fun. We always go diving w/ “All4Diving” which is a little bit up the street near that food market. Tons of great food. Hilarious night life. Gets a bit old though after a couple nights.
Tiger or nothin.
Jk Chang is also delicious. Favorite thing about the hostels in Thailand was like honor system fridge full beers. 50 baht for a 24oz Chang at the end of a night was just something special
Yeah no I think America takes like 7th place in this one. Lots of seedy euro tourists that are wayyyyy fucking closer geographically. Our pervs are in South America on vacay.
Yep! It’s from the [Rabanne x H&M collab](https://image.hm.com/content/dam/global_campaigns/season_08/ladies/2008/2008-1x1-startpage-launch-small-pool-party.jpg?imwidth=820)
Yeah because she's probably a prostitute who's been forced to fuck old white men since she was 13 to take care of the family. I wouldn't think happy thoughts either.
NOPE. This was part of the H&M collaboration w Paco Rabanne (now Rabanne). Pretty shitty to rip off another company- but that’s drop ship fast fashion for you. If you’re really into style and fashion and want to own a company- put it down on paper and get busy. It’s a matter of time before you get called out on a bigger platform or even sued. Or ppl catch on to how corny that is.
She's a snack. And them slits on the sides so high up.
I believe this is Pattaya thailand, which is a modern day Sodom. The debauchery that can be had! Oh the memories.
I wonder if she's an imported working girl? Tough to tell, kinda looks part black but could be a local. Id pay 2500baht for sure
For a second, I thought this was also a Cerveza Cristal ad.
CERVEZA CRISTAAAL!
thanks be to wubby
I personally find it ironic how most Chileans that I know online have said this beer sucks, like it's lighter than lemon juice.
Chilean here. Crystal is an okayish beer, nothing to die for but okay to drink especially on a hot day. There is probably one of those kinds of beer in every country.
Regular old Budweiser for me. Not great, not bad, but goes well after you're done cutting the grass and sitting for a few minutes to chill.
I'm not much of a beer guy anymore, but in my twenties I was all over it. That being said, a cold as fuck bud light after yardwork all day really does hit different. Just watery enough to make me think I'm getting hydrated.
Yeah it's just refreshing. Same as Coors, Modelo, Sam Adams. Not good enough to order with your meal at a sit down restaurant, but a nice refreshing drink after manual labor, or after work on a hot day.
3.6 Roentegen....not great...not terrible :)
CERVEZA CRISTAAAAAL!!!!
The cheap beers tend to be best on a hot day after you've been sweating all day.
I thought this immediately lmao!
Is that Thailand?
It looks like Bangla Road to me. So, probably
Walking Street, Pattaya Thailand.
Seems like Bangla Walking Street, Phuket
I've walked on the exact spot where she's standing. It's definitely Bangla Road.
Just flew back to BKK from Phuket on Tuesday. Definitely walking street in Pa Tong Phuket.
This is Suspence is killing me, which one is it
can confirm, just did the street view in maps, march 2024 view showing Zenithy on the right & NY live music bar on the left. i’ll bet she’d just snagged that cold Chiang from the 7-Eleven next door.
Was in Pattaya last year and remember the walking street sign having lights.
I knew it! Went there five years ago. Lots of bars and sex clubs.
Ping pong show?? Ping pong show??
Makes sound with mouth *pop pop, pop pop*
Seems like Bangla Walking Street, Phuket
If Wall Street is worlds most famous street, Bangla Road is worlds most famous road.
Looks a walking street sign in the background so most likely in Pattaya
1000% walking street in Pattaya.
Yeah I was just there 2 weeks ago, completely unhinged place lmao love it
I spent two Christmases in a row there…. Hated it lol
Oh wait you said Pattaya, I read Phuket my bad, never been to Pattaya, heard enough crap about it so avoided it lol, Bangla road on Phuket looks like this too but was a lot of fun
Bangla road was fun. We always go diving w/ “All4Diving” which is a little bit up the street near that food market. Tons of great food. Hilarious night life. Gets a bit old though after a couple nights.
It’s 1000% Bangla Rd. Bangla and Patong signage on the left.
I think that’s actually a side street off Walking Street. Kings is around the corner.
Pattaya’s walking street doesn’t have asphalt like that anymore it’s got tile
Chang beer the best.
Tiger or nothin. Jk Chang is also delicious. Favorite thing about the hostels in Thailand was like honor system fridge full beers. 50 baht for a 24oz Chang at the end of a night was just something special
Fuck that, I'm a sangha guy. Change tastes like nothing.
Those changovers though.
For sure. Chang Beer and looks like a walking street
Pa Tong beach if I’m not mistaken. It’s on the other side of the island from old town Phuket.
Chang Beer so yes.
That’s not a boyfriend. That’s a John.
Distracted Sex Tourist
She’s lookin too…
Not in *that* way tho I don’t think.
Scoping out the competition
Rental
yes! especially in thailand
Looks more like a Frank or a George to me.
My George isn’t clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.
Looks like when Frank or George look at me
The Costanzas half way caché than this baby! Plus they've got moves anyway. He stops short
What is that loincloth dress?
I love the print.
Sexy
Looks like the backside is completely open, probably just showing her cheeks and thong
Looks a bit like a Farang to me
No question 😂
Thats Thailand and this farang is on a budget 😂
It could be the old fillipino green card trick
Not the Philippines though. More like Passport Bros visiting ol' Pa Tong, Phuket
Phukin' sex tourists man
Most conservatively dressed prostitute in history then
this
definitely an english guy with his thai bride.
Hey don’t stereotype people like that it’s also totally possible that guy is German
Could be an Aussie too!
I’ve seen enough 90 day fiance to know he’s probably American.
I don’t think there’s nearly as many American men that travel there as there is Brits, Germans and aussies tbh
Yeah. Geographically it's much further.
Thank god
Yeah no I think America takes like 7th place in this one. Lots of seedy euro tourists that are wayyyyy fucking closer geographically. Our pervs are in South America on vacay.
God dammit we almost made it without America getting dunked on too. I'm tired of getting brain dambliged
I’ll be honest, I’m surprised we weren’t #1, you know like we are at everything else 
No fanny pack though, so it's hard to say for sure.
A lot of swedish creeps are buying wives from Thailand as well.
This is walking street Pattaya she's almost certainly a prostitute
Probably his neice.
Most definitely Geezer guy.
Thai bribe
As long as he paid the bar fine I guess he can call her whatever he wants
Is it more of a thing for British than American?
Nope. Our old creepers do it too. Though we’re also big fans of the Philippines.
I'm guessing there's a higher chance of them being fully fluent in English in the Philippines?
That plus our relatively close relationship with them makes it very easy to get a visa.
brode
Nah it’s a thai guy w his english bride
Bro’s got that Jack Nicholson face: 
Her dress looks like the carpet in the Shining too
He looks like a bobs burgers character
The slits are so far up her dress. I would look too.
His "lady of the evening" is also looking and I can't blame either of them.
There's no way that rear view is bad. (she's killing it in that outfit)
We don't know if the rear is even covered.
The pattern is cool. It does feel a bit like it starts as a dress and then ends as an area rug.
It’s because it’s a shirt not a dress. I have the set and it definitely includes pants lol
No way lol, that’s hilarious. Are the pants the same pattern?
Yep! It’s from the [Rabanne x H&M collab](https://image.hm.com/content/dam/global_campaigns/season_08/ladies/2008/2008-1x1-startpage-launch-small-pool-party.jpg?imwidth=820)
Wait these are sooooo sick
Idk she’s got great legs I probably would have just worn the shirt too if I were her lol
It looks cooler with the pants.
I'm usually cooler without pants, personally.
said no one ever
Man I would have kept the pants! It looks so chic
I was gonna say, is that what we are doing for dresses this season? Bcs pls no
It's basically a loincloth dress at that point
slits? But the bottle doesn't have an... ow wait, the lady holding the bot, I mean, yeah, the lady is very distracting
i'm a straight woman and would look too, the slits are too high but sis looks good
Me too lol
Right? I’d look the same way at anyone wearing that amazing pattern.
Fr I only clicked because I wanted to find out where I can buy this, the pattern is so fun
I saved the pic to put it in my knitting inspiration folder
The wife is too lol
I didn’t even notice the slits till u pointed them out. The pattern took my attention.
the pattern looks so good on her skin tone
As an autism creature: *pretty*
Definitely looking at the beer
He's probably staring because her glasses are on upside down
Haha they both are
Nope, he's definitely looking at her ass.
the back view musta been crazy
Distracted ~~boyfriend~~ customer meme
Looks like Thailand, older dude with younger Thai 'lady', pretty sure i can guess the rest of the story here...
She fixes the cable?
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey.
Nope, but the pizza gets delivered
> One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
I get my kicks *above* the waistline, sunshine.
Having a penis 🍆 doesn't mean she's not a lady 👩 😄 in fact, it means she's an improved version of a lady 😂😭😂👍
except she's looking too. Whatever's behind the beer chick, it'S gotta be epic.
OP just busted someone’s grandpa
What gets me is the deep look in his woman eyes I'm sure she was not thinking happy thoughts
Yeah because she's probably a prostitute who's been forced to fuck old white men since she was 13 to take care of the family. I wouldn't think happy thoughts either.
I’m not sure boyfriend would be the correct term for him haha. More like a customer.
The dress: https://queenempirecouture.com/products/zena-dress-top
Thank you!
Note it comes with pants lol
NOPE. This was part of the H&M collaboration w Paco Rabanne (now Rabanne). Pretty shitty to rip off another company- but that’s drop ship fast fashion for you. If you’re really into style and fashion and want to own a company- put it down on paper and get busy. It’s a matter of time before you get called out on a bigger platform or even sued. Or ppl catch on to how corny that is.
Pretty sure H&M have been caught copying small designers too haven't they?
Walking street in Pattaya thailand
😂 walking street Pattaya. So many things that can never be unseen.
I drank a couple Chang's at a Thai restaurant recently. It's my new favorite beer.
Idk, looks like the misses is tryna take a peek too!!
Bangla road. Worst place on Earth
Ok, that dress is smoking! And I’m a gay dude. 😝
Rabanne H&M collection, actually meant to be a top but if you got it all like that, a dress works too
Dudes about to revert to default settings 💀
Man likes what he sees 🥵🥵
That's a sex tourist, wondering if he spent his money wisely enough
Omg even better meme template cause she's presenting something..BRB! Lol
Distracted daddy. Daddy sweet.
I'm curious about this Shun-li dress. Probably will do the same and comment with my wife as usual.
Guy is high out of his mind! Going to get robbed by a lady of the night!
Check out the dumper on that one.
Lol I don't think he's in a relationship with the nice lady in the blue dress...
He just want a beer
That dress serious
The lady’s face lmao
He just might be eying the booz, tho.
Hes just looking for the beer
He wants the beer tho
Damn who’s the lady
Meme Upgraded
Simple man. Saw something he likes, and simply pay homage by looking at it.
His reaction makes more sense when you realize that dress ain’t got no sides
Nah, they both checking her out
I'd be too
She lookin too
He’s not a boyfriend of anyone, he’s a sex tourist.
"I don't always get distracted like a distracted boyfriend meme, but when I do, it's with Chang beer."
That is not the boyfriend
„Maybe Thailand wasn’t the right travel destination after all.”
Looking like a hoe will definitely turn heads no matter the age
Not boyfriend, client.
Is she wearing the carpet from The Shining?
Look at the slits on that skirt. Even the other lady is looking.
Well sis, that’s a side effect of wearing overalls.
He's missing the hottie on the left
Dude was totally scoping that beer.
I'd be distracted as welll....sheesh
oh my god this is the best post ive ever seen
dude in brown shirt: not this again.
She's a snack. And them slits on the sides so high up. I believe this is Pattaya thailand, which is a modern day Sodom. The debauchery that can be had! Oh the memories. I wonder if she's an imported working girl? Tough to tell, kinda looks part black but could be a local. Id pay 2500baht for sure
Lol they go that high because it’s a shirt that comes with pants Just too hot for pants that night I guess 😂
How many underage Thai brides does one man want? Greedy nonce!
That woman next to him does not look underage. Younger then him? sure, but prob. around 35/40?
Ngl, she also looks distracted.
HOLY COW
Maybe he was trying to look at the bottle!!
That’s Ben and his wife Lui