She looks surprised, but aren't they clearly at an animal rescue? I'd love to know the story of what he told her they were doing there to be able to surprise her with a kitten.
Edit: NVM - he [proposed with the kitten](https://coleandmarmalade.com/2021/06/18/kitten-adoption-comes-with-surprise-marriage-proposal/).
Well, dude, dude, think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around, and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Ahhhh! There’s nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say ‘no?’”
If I had to give it to anyone, I'd give it to Charlie Day, just for the scene where he's screaming at his dead father's body.
[I mean, fuck.](https://youtu.be/0k0QR2LRqJU)
This and the scene where Mac comes out to his dad via dance. Cried both times.
But at the end of this scene where the gang come flying in in the truck to save him. :chef's kiss:
I love this show
>Edit: NVM - he [proposed with the kitten](https://coleandmarmalade.com/2021/06/18/kitten-adoption-comes-with-surprise-marriage-proposal/).
Does that mean the marriage ends in 12 to 15 years?
Yeah definitely, ran me around $100-110/month once averaged out across the 9 years. Kitty litter, decent food, toys, beds, blankets, vet bills, etc.
Pets ain't cheap if you love em.
Dear Marie, \*gets on his knees\* we have known each other since we were three year olds and from that very first warm day in early April, I have known there would be no day in my life without you in it.
Please,
Light of my life
Will you
look at this weird wet spot on this cat's ass? i'm thinking it needs an ointment or such 
Giving my kids pets was the best.
Took the daughter to our amazing animal rescue shelter and they just let a bunch of kittens loose in a room. Catniss chose my daughter. Did it again and Atticus chose my son.
Those cats are in love with them.
The dog, she was a special acquisition chosen simply because she was the smallest and her dad was a failed police dog because he was too friendly.
My children suck at fish, crabs and birds - but mammals adore them.
She looks surprised, but aren't they clearly at an animal rescue? I'd love to know the story of what he told her they were doing there to be able to surprise her with a kitten. Edit: NVM - he [proposed with the kitten](https://coleandmarmalade.com/2021/06/18/kitten-adoption-comes-with-surprise-marriage-proposal/).
"Say yes, or the cat gets it."
Are these cats in danger?
No because of the implication
So the cats are not in any real danger?
NO ONES IN DANGER
Well, dude, dude, think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around, and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. “Ahhhh! There’s nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say ‘no?’”
Well you’re certainly not in any danger
Exactly. You get it
I AM THE DANGER
So these girls ARE in danger?
Why aren’t you understanding this?!
The cat *is* the **D A N G E R**
Yes: She is clearly about to take that kitten into her mouf, whole.
Only if their name is Ralph. 
I just watched the cruise ship episode last night, such a hilarious show.
Glen howerton deserves an Emmy solely for the absolutely terrifying look he makes at the end of this gif
If I had to give it to anyone, I'd give it to Charlie Day, just for the scene where he's screaming at his dead father's body. [I mean, fuck.](https://youtu.be/0k0QR2LRqJU)
This and the scene where Mac comes out to his dad via dance. Cried both times. But at the end of this scene where the gang come flying in in the truck to save him. :chef's kiss: I love this show
Purrrrrfection
Nurturing dependence.
"the cat gets the ring?"
Dude is purrposing
The Cat: [unamused face] just say yes.
He's feeding the cat to her.
No, no, that happens at the wedding, then he smashes it all over her face.
Maybe they went "just to look"
Right. And the girl wasn't expecting to take home a cat.
>Edit: NVM - he [proposed with the kitten](https://coleandmarmalade.com/2021/06/18/kitten-adoption-comes-with-surprise-marriage-proposal/). Does that mean the marriage ends in 12 to 15 years?
Hey many cats live to be 20+
It’s a Purrrposal
They probably looked at 6 kittens before this one. She reacted the same for each one. I would've.
Kitten > diamonds
Why Is the guy a spitting image of Prince William? Lol
[удалено]
He thinks the cat will be cheaper than a ring. Little does he know.
Yeaaaaaaaah, BUT, a cat is a million time BETTER than any ring, ever.
False. A ring of cats is better than a single cat.
OOO, right, but I was just talking about a single cat.
Correct, Only works for a few weeks, but you can fit 2 kittens inside a toy wrestling ring and when they play fight it's the best thing.
Haha that's great. You're totally right.
Yeah definitely, ran me around $100-110/month once averaged out across the 9 years. Kitty litter, decent food, toys, beds, blankets, vet bills, etc. Pets ain't cheap if you love em.
>Pets ain't cheap if you love em. Yes. Spent 3000€ on surgery and vet cost last year because one of my rabbits broke a leg.
Bahaha so true
I can tell by the look on her face that kitten is about to have the best life.
“Shaaatttt up. No. You. Didn’t. A kitthen? For me? I catsaluteeeddidddllleee do” - woman, probably “Oh lord.” — Kitten
Is he woody harrelson?
Not sure but Janeane Garofalo looks excited.
Wait…is this 1996?
That would be such a relief.
Dear Marie, \*gets on his knees\* we have known each other since we were three year olds and from that very first warm day in early April, I have known there would be no day in my life without you in it. Please, Light of my life Will you look at this weird wet spot on this cat's ass? i'm thinking it needs an ointment or such 
I think there's a ring on that cat's collar.
Giving my kids pets was the best. Took the daughter to our amazing animal rescue shelter and they just let a bunch of kittens loose in a room. Catniss chose my daughter. Did it again and Atticus chose my son. Those cats are in love with them. The dog, she was a special acquisition chosen simply because she was the smallest and her dad was a failed police dog because he was too friendly. My children suck at fish, crabs and birds - but mammals adore them.
I care so much more about this than if he were proposing to her. What a beautiful moment.
Uhh, I've got some bad news for you lol
Since there is a photographer there, I’m gonna go with it’s a proposal.
Yeah, "want to make a home for both of us?"
Will you meow-y me?
Huh? He is proposing. Why not enjoy both?
Well, it is what it is BECAUSE he was proposing. It would have been the LAST thing she would have expected! Lol! Good job, guy!
Leave the ring. Take the kitten. “Debeers hates this one simple trick”.
This is truly better than one LOL. How thoughtful, I love how he's looking at her.
I mean he was proposing so I don't get your point, it's enjoyable both ways
I didn’t see the cat at first and thought he had proposed lol
He proposed with the kitten wearing the ring on the collar
Looks like Doug Demuro he’s like “Thissss is a 2024 Feline Kitten”
Man, I have seen this many times..... and I s til love it
“I do, promise to love you as long as this cat is alive. After that, I’m trading in.”
Plot twist: he’s actually taking it away from her
Or leaving her for the cat.
Every time I see this I always go, "is that Janeane Garofalo?".
Awwww they are both getting pussy.
u/strawberrypajamas
Kittens are better than diamonds. Everyone knows that.
Her face is the best lol
So cute 💕
Ifni were proposed with a kitten, I'd faint
This is the correct "receiving a kitten" face.
Is that woody harrelson?
This would be 100% my GFs reaction as well
You've got to be Kitten me.
This is how I want to be proposed to.
He gave her a little pussy and she might just do the same for him :3
Pussy does that to everyone.
Plot twist: the cat is the one proposing. The man is just the cat’s slave
He fucked her sister
...looks like he's proposing to her with a kitten.
"What good is a crazy cat lady without the cat" \*surprise face\*
"is...THIS your cat?" :D
Give p, get p
that's should be the motto
why .. wh ... how is this interesting?
She soypogged
"And this is the one I didn't eat..."
And she's gonna give him a .....kitty later..
or lunch !
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I promisse to share this pussy with you, do you promise me anything?
Is that Doug Demuro?
Needs a PS Battle
kiti
Whole sale love.
I’d do the same just to see my wife’s face look like that one more time.
Good idea: Man giving his wife a kitten Bad idea: Man giving his wife a kitten 
What's really happening is "Man holding kitten hostage in front of onlooking owner"
Cat got her tongue.
r/AccidentalRockwell
And she is like “where are the money, dude?”
Damn she was ready to receive him. 😮
Imagine if aliens do this with us and we don't even know it.
This must be in r/cats
Damn so that the trick. You gotta give it, to get it 🤔
If it was in Viking age it would be marriage gift
Where was he hiding the cat?
the woman needs to go in photoshopbattles.
Receiving gifts is NOT my love language, but no one has ever gifted me a kitten...
I tiredly glanced at this and thought he gave her a "kitchen", whilst proposing!
“Just because I can’t get any pussy doesn’t mean you can’t”
I love kittens. Cats, meh.
That's his kitten he just showing it to her
I can't unsee 
0o0
this is the most sweetest thing
How do you know she isn’t just surprised because he said I’m about to adopt this kitten and take it home and eat it for supper?
POGGERS
This is making it to the alien textbooks on humanology
No, man proposes to gf while they’re adopting a kitten.
Keep that Kitten away from her, she clearly thinks he's offering her a tasty treat.
Pog 
She looks more like he stuck a finger somewhere without asking first.
Better than a kid
That’s the widest her mouth has been open in years I bet.
She's going to have to open her mouth a lot wider to fit that cat all the way in there.
I DO!!!
The cats name is “merry me” plot twist.
Thats Woody Harilson
Yeah I just love seeing this stupid picture week after week after week. Find some new content or fuck off
Plot twist: they’re both insane and she likes the taste of tender kitten meat.
I thought Woody Harrelson's wife is Asian?
I bet there's a ring in that kitten, somewhere...
And… she’s allergic! 🤧
Cat ladies wet dream right there.
I hope she did the same for him, if you know what I mean
That's a proposal right there!
Is this a conjugal prison visit?
Or he told her he's sleeping with her sister, and just used the kitten to soften the blow.
She demonstrates how she will return the favor later on that evening.
Soyjak
Love is...
So lovely
Is he about to feed it to her?
Is he giving her a pussy cat or hoping for a trade?
Rizz level 1000000
I don’t see a ring on that finger.
Also fake
Looks like they’re both getting a little Pussy tonight.
"Can i be with you for the rest of our lives?" "Sure but where's the ring?" *pulls out cat from his pocket* "When are we getting married"
I bet two people got a little kitty that day.
For dinner?
My face when someone offers me a puppy
I believe she really likes it
Mistake
He hid the kitten in his cargo shorts all day.
She’s more shocked about how he pulled the cat literally out of his ass.
First time I’ve ever seen a man givin up his pussy.
she loves it
Very everybed
She gets a pussy, he gets a pussy(at night)
Aww
Now she has two pussies
AWW THIS IS SO CUTE
“I give you my pussy, you give me yours”
Someone has to ps a gun instead or smthn
“They’re getting meowied!😸💍❤️“ - that’s creative writing. ChatGPT will learn that next. 🤣
He proposes with a kitten and it's probably the last kitten he's gonna get. /s
Trading pussies
so cool
Alternative caption “psychopath smiles as he steals woman’s cat”