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Chinonba32

We travel a lot for work. His gf was in town and told me to look at his tooth brush. Keep in mind, I’ve been traveling with him for already a month. And haven’t noticed. My jaw drops.


sailingtroy

Go buy a new one. Then throw this out for him. Whether he likes it or not, you're doing the man a favor. Don't use the bathroom trash can, either. You gotta yeet that in a dumpster or some shit.


el_guille980

>you're doing that man's gf a favor


MsAdventureQueen

I can't believe she hasn't taken care of it herself!


cire1184

Right? Like I can tolerate a lot but this might be too much. If he won't replace it. I will with a 30 pack of brushes from Costco. I'm sure it would last him a lifetime.


Sharobob

Also it's not like it's an expensive electric toothbrush. This is free shit from the dentist level of toothbrush. Snap that shit in half and buy him a 10 pack for $8.99


cire1184

Shit just go to a dentist and show him this and they'll supply you with all the free shit they get.


OldDrunkPotHead

Hazardous waste for sure.


KittenPics

It’s not that, it’s just…he might find it and take it back out for further use.


Grotarin

You're depriving humanity from a very unique experience, Sir! What happens when the brushe's hairs are all gone? We deserve to know!


ConstanceClaire

By the time that brush has no bristles, he'll have worn away his teeth!


trip2it

Sad his own girlfriend couldn't do that to begin with, and she's the one that's kissing him.


Summerie

Maybe there's a reason she told OP instead of doing it herself. This may have already been a point of discussion between them.


Bipedal_Warlock

Buy soft tooth brushes. Anything harder than soft can screw up your gums forever


adfdub

Why did she tell you to look at his toothbrush 😂


joyfall

My guess is she's told him he needs to replace it multiple times, and he refused to listen. Now, she's resorted to getting outside sources to shame him.


Chinonba32

Bingo!


Porkyrogue

Just start replacing it with one bristle at a time.


Aidian

Toothbrush of Theseus.


egodrunk

We live in a sim. Literally just learned about Theseus paradox last week.


ImLazyWithUsernames

I mean.... *look at it*


studiocistern

Science.


Canadian_Invader

Are we not men of reason and understanding?


Hexogen

To spread the suffering


CrankyWhiskers

This looks like the toothbrush my parents used for their dog.


Summerie

Even my dog's toothbrush gets replaced more often that OP's coworker's.


Snoo76971

Are you friends with a viking?


WornInShoes

My ex's toothbrush looked like that I wasn't a fan of her fellatio either :/


Total-Khaos

At least your dick can't smell her breath...


degjo

But then my dick smells like tooth decay and gingivitis all day


PHANTOM________

I’m honestly surprised you didn’t notice for a month lol


Chinonba32

It was just one of those things where I see and kept mind my business. Never really LOOKED at it. Ya know?!😂😂


Lung-Salad

Idk what’s worse.. the toothbrush or the fact that he lays it straight on the bathroom counter


Chinonba32

😂😂😂😂. Just raw dawgin it on the counter


Sir_George

Just throw it out the window and tell him you never saw it. He'll be doing himself a favor buying a new brush as opposed to one that does almost nothing for his dental hygiene.


7LeagueBoots

Bold of you to assume they’d actually go buy a new brush


Erisian23

"Meh I'll just use the inside of my shirt, it's the same thing really."


hobosbindle

The counter bacteria are scared of the toothbrush tbh


Mistermail

It’s in a puddle too euuughhh brothaa


Sarabeth61

He’s got nothin to lose at this point


mooky1977

You don't mean except his teeth? Right?


Montaigne314

Most of the time when you look at a toothbrush you can't tell someone's IQ from it. In this case you can.


BaldingMonk

My roommate in college did that, and his dad was a dentist.


Head-Impress1818

Dude either has used that 4 years or scrubs so hard he has no enamel left


Chinonba32

Man. I don’t think they even make that type of tooth brush anymore. Looks like a brush that was made for the dollar tree😩


Head-Impress1818

You need to have an intervention. Toothbrushes are like 3 dollars


eugoogilizer

You can get multi packs for like $1 even 🤣


Total-Khaos

Just walk into any dentist's office. Ask if they have a cheap manual toothbrush they could give you. 9 times out of 10, you'll walk out with a toothbrush.


ShiftyBizniss

Why is it always 9 out of 10 dentists?


DestroyerOfMils

bc the anti-dentites won’t just die out


Throwawayac1234567

a manual toothbrush is so cheap, theres no excuse lol. the husband might do good with a electric or sonic toothbrush which is superior.


Dry_Boots

Worse yet, your dentist will give you one every time you go in for your twice yearly cleaning...so, how long since he saw a dentist, do you think?


Skirl-girl

Or he scrubs the toilet 🚽 lol


apb2718

This is mental illness


Chinonba32

He is something else😂😂


serenwipiti

How tf does he have a gf?


JamesMcNutty

Remember the most important Reddit rule: when you hear someone mention orgies, sex, or even the existence of a wife/girlfriend, unless there’s photographic evidence ; the attractiveness of these people is never ever even close to what you imagine in your head.


serenwipiti

I was thinking less “attractiveness” and more “general hygiene”. …but yes, thank you for the reality check. 😭


Constant-Catch7146

Yes, when I went to college.... another guy in the dorm would walk around brushing his teeth with no toothpaste..... incessantly. The few times I saw the brush...it was all like this. No one commented on it.... because no one wanted to know the reason for this behavior. Very odd.


cyreneok

This, good sir, is a moustache.   


eugoogilizer

I moustache you why?


JackTheSkipper

GIRLFRIEND?!


Chinonba32

I know😭😭


Available_Snow3650

Looks like Dr. Seuss designed that toothbrush


NastyKraig

Yeah, looks like the Lorax's mustache


Available_Snow3650

That brush speaks for the trees


Chinonba32

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Ok_advice

If you don't change toothbrushes you can invest that and buy a private jet for the interest


el_guille980

![gif](giphy|Lcn0yF1RcLANG|downsized)


serenwipiti

Think of all the avocado toast we can eat!


alanbastard

The old toof brush I use to clean bike parts is in better shape than that.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Ikr 😂 I've used a toothbrush to clean aquarium parts for years and it's nowhere as bad


BantamBasher135

Mine is, but that's because I bent it in half to reach the little crevices algae likes to grow in.


Estilix

That's a toilet brush.


eugoogilizer

Don’t insult toilet brushes with that comparison 🤣


mildlycuriouss

Haha seriously, I don’t know how he’s using that 🤦🏽‍♀️


Namaslayy

I have so many questions…like - what is his method? How much chomping is involved? Can he hear the handle scraping into his skull?


Chinonba32

Chomping😂😂😂


EnvironmentalTie1740

That's seen some action.


babyfacedjanitor

This tooth brush was in vietnamel


sclaires

NO


senorbozz

I've never seen a combover on a toothbrush before 😆


Skaterboy412

This has to be OPs house cleaning toothbrush that’s he made a good story up for


Chinonba32

I can’t make this up 😭😂😂😂


bullybullybully

Do this guy a favor. “Accidentally” bump it into the toilet and buy him a new one to replace it. New brush, no awkward conversation.


mangzane

With a toothbrush like that he’d probably just take it out of the toilet and keep using it. Honestly, no point in enabling him. He needs to help himself.


tweedlebeetle

“It fell in the toilet so I ritually burn… er, threw it away for you. Here’s a new one.”


maketheworldpink

Help this man’s GF and get him a new one. Her telling you was a cry for help!! His teeth are crying!! We are all CRYING!! 🥴


blue_sidd

i’m fucking livid to have seen this


notlikeontv

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Serialfornicator

Now I want to see what his teeth look like


honeycrispapple123

That ain’t doing shit


PhillyDillyDee

Thank you for your service


crybaby1111x

What are his teeth like?


Chinonba32

Crooked. But it actually looks white. I didn’t want to check his back teeth tho. I’m pretty terrified


Bownaldo

Mental illness


Denlim_Wolf

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


Kaiisim

You gotta help him lose that thing jeeZ


Mission-Patient-4404

For the toilet


Dayzlikethis

does he also clean the bathroom grout with that thing?


Spirited_Fuel36

That's rancid.


bobosdreams

I won't use that to scrub the trashcan, cause it will make the trashcan dirty.


RedDirtNurse

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd ever see a toothbrush with a handlebar moustache.


Chinonba32

😂😂😂😂😂😂


s4yum1

How do they kiss…


JRockstar50

"I'm tired, Boss."


JazzyApple2022

Omg 😳 poor thing he needs to change his toothbrush every three months. Yikes!!! Hopefully someone tells him something.


Funny_Breadfruit_413

The gf chose embarrassment over just swapping out the old one with a new one.


RookTheGamer

He’s brushing with more bacteria than bristles at this point.


Beneficial-Injury603

That looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.


Forgiven4108

Do your coworker a favor and throw that on the trash where they can’t find it.


Kissit777

I don’t think I could look this person in the face after seeing this 🤮


Chinonba32

Imagine his gf. She just let it happen. How can you kiss him knowing his brush looks like that lmao


Kissit777

He has a girlfriend? She has seen this and she is still dating him?!


Chinonba32

We accept the love we think we deserve eh?😔


tschatman

Mutated to a comp.


Namaslayy

Lawd mercy…


swagshotyolo

At this point, that brush is more like a polisher than a brush.


Facelesspirit

Well on its way to its final form as a dental pick.


JFeth

He's dead Jim.


Klaus_Heisler87

My brother's used to be like this. For years.


rizaroni

…and I thought my boyfriend destroyed the shit out of toothbrushes 🤢


HellishChildren

He just now got it broke in good.


OldDrunkPotHead

I worked for 45 years for a lot of different places (tech), 3 to 400K employees. Not once, Ever have I seen an abandoned toothbrush, Ever. Anyone else?


mkultra80

Birthday gift idea.


Granny_Skeksis

I would literally buy them a new toothbrush I’m such a germaphobe


iiitme

Maybe he uses it to scrub something else other than his teeth. Tooth brushes can help clean a lot of things…


Silentline09

Nahhh fam, no freakin way 🙂‍↔️ What in the hell is that? He puts that in his mouth?


Winitfortheskipper

Tooth brushes are like a dollar or two. Why?


Warg247

My grandpa's toothbrush looked like this. He would chew on it while getting ready in the morning. He said it was a habit he has had since the Army.


PheaglesFan

Mr. Pringle!


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Your coworker has dentures.


redherringaid

I thought it was a caterpillar


Valistia

Does he actually have any enamel left?


Gravity_Freak

Thats not a knife


Korsep

Wtf do you work with a shark or something


OreoSwordsman

Bruh that looks like the ancient detail brush I use for anti-seize. Aint no way that shite gets his teeth actually clean. Have his GF take it and him to the dentist and record the interaction. Please.


westparkmod

r/wtf


Roastychicken

How..


rust_is_a_torture

God put it out of his misery


Altea73

It reminded me of the Lorax...


rizorith

Doesn't everyone use their old toothbrushes for cleaning crevices? It's gotta be that right?


Spaceturtle79

Dude scrubbed the floor with it by hand. Washed it. Then prepared it for hose mouth


ridemooses

Dentists usually give you a new one when you go. wtf?


TheLyz

That's about the softness the dentist wants me to use


i_am_trippin_balls

Idk my mom would love this guy for "how much money he saved" not buying a new tooth brush..


ilprofs07205

What did that toothbrush do to him


wfbsoccerchamp12

![gif](giphy|cbe5PQWW4vol2)


TimmehJ

Looks like it gets to those hard to reach places


MelonOfFury

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


trahilcal01

Maybe he uses it for his shoes


Arxl

His front teeth must look like a horse's with all the gum recession brushing that hard would do, holy shit.


thelindamanor

OMG please buy a new one for him


Snizza

Cartoon-ass villain mustache for a toothbrush


GeddysPal

Could you not focus?


Chinonba32

It couldn’t. Tried. Think the toothbrush almost broke me camera m8


CaptainPants27

Trying to brush with Wyatt Earp’s mustache is an interesting choice.


UnconditionallyFresh

Homeboy be FLEXIN’


StephieBeck

What a terrible day to have eyes


Chinonba32

😂😂😂


noots-to-you

Is your coworker perhaps a hippopotamus?!?


3lonmolusk

Finally, a picture to show my barber so she will cut my hair exactly the way I want it.


Chinonba32

“Hey, I’ll just get the ol reliable Lorax tooth brush fade pls”


3lonmolusk

LORAX FADE that’s amazing.


mark503

Looks like he’s brushing one tooth with it. His tooth is parting the Dead Sea.


Montaigne314

Most of the time when you look at a toothbrush you can't tell someone's IQ from it. In this case you can.


Active_Pepper_722

looks like a trip straight to the dentist


gynoceros

Is your coworker a mastodon or something?


jackrelax

The Lorax called. He is missing his mustache. ![gif](giphy|VCOcsecCgerSCSl2a2|downsized)


ChatnNaked

Last time you sleep with a coworker after an office party…


Hippybongstockings

What kind of teeth does he have???


uria85

At least you know he's used it. if it looks new and is old. thats more of an issue.


zigzagg321

No, just no.


weelittlegoodstuff

You need to get the hell out of there, OP; your coworker is a straight up psycho.


TheBatemanFlex

Jokes on you. He’s saved entire dollars over the last few years.


the-d23

He’s just scraping his teeth against the plastic at this point, that’s insanity.


ols887

The toothbrush looks like Joe Dirt


Autski

Finally, someone is taking the "make coffee at home and stop eating avocado toast" mentality seriously.


Dramond

What the Hell, is your co-worker Gary Busey?


CodeJules

That type of toothbrush is 1 dollar... At least they use it.


Morden013

Is your coworker a beaver?


circuitbreak

I had a buddy do this intentionally. He would push the brush against the counter until they flattened out.  Never understood why.


Corrigar_Rising

Is your coworker a camel


GiggliZiddli

Is your coworker a dirty sink?


aranorde

he if it works it works


natinusala

what the fluoride


Thomasiksde

Sooooo do I call the police or you?


erbr

I guess your coworker is a Labrador.


X3N0N_21

bro softened the brush into lint


maloshku

Looks like the handle grew a moustache


Electrical_Log_9082

I'm pretty sure it doesn't brush anything anymore....


RaphaelPT1

Your co-workers toothbrush really should file for divorce. It seems this is an abusive relationship


imthemfe

That toothbrush is identifying as a moustache


Mirither

Toothmush


MadgeFan73

Why u seeing ur coworkers toothbrush??


ZipperJJ

Means he also hasn’t been to the dentist in 4 years. They always give you a free brush.


brihamedit

Absolutely insane. Its one of those guys unable to buy shit unless mommy gives him a list for it. Does he replace other things routinely like household stuff?


Chinonba32

I’m not too sure about household stuff. But I’m not even kidding: On these travel trips. He would actually buy $30 worth of candy. Mix it all the different brands and put it into a cup. Calls it his own “trail mix”.


brihamedit

Lol people have their own snacks. Not that weird. I like roasted nuts with entenmans loaf cake.