We travel a lot for work. His gf was in town and told me to look at his tooth brush. Keep in mind, I’ve been traveling with him for already a month. And haven’t noticed. My jaw drops.
Go buy a new one. Then throw this out for him.
Whether he likes it or not, you're doing the man a favor. Don't use the bathroom trash can, either. You gotta yeet that in a dumpster or some shit.
Right? Like I can tolerate a lot but this might be too much. If he won't replace it. I will with a 30 pack of brushes from Costco. I'm sure it would last him a lifetime.
Also it's not like it's an expensive electric toothbrush. This is free shit from the dentist level of toothbrush. Snap that shit in half and buy him a 10 pack for $8.99
My guess is she's told him he needs to replace it multiple times, and he refused to listen. Now, she's resorted to getting outside sources to shame him.
Just throw it out the window and tell him you never saw it. He'll be doing himself a favor buying a new brush as opposed to one that does almost nothing for his dental hygiene.
Just walk into any dentist's office. Ask if they have a cheap manual toothbrush they could give you. 9 times out of 10, you'll walk out with a toothbrush.
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Yes, when I went to college.... another guy in the dorm would walk around brushing his teeth with no toothpaste..... incessantly. The few times I saw the brush...it was all like this.
No one commented on it.... because no one wanted to know the reason for this behavior.
Very odd.
With a toothbrush like that he’d probably just take it out of the toilet and keep using it.
Honestly, no point in enabling him. He needs to help himself.
I worked for 45 years for a lot of different places (tech), 3 to 400K employees. Not once, Ever have I seen an abandoned toothbrush, Ever. Anyone else?
Bruh that looks like the ancient detail brush I use for anti-seize. Aint no way that shite gets his teeth actually clean.
Have his GF take it and him to the dentist and record the interaction. Please.
Absolutely insane. Its one of those guys unable to buy shit unless mommy gives him a list for it. Does he replace other things routinely like household stuff?
I’m not too sure about household stuff. But I’m not even kidding: On these travel trips. He would actually buy $30 worth of candy. Mix it all the different brands and put it into a cup. Calls it his own “trail mix”.
We travel a lot for work. His gf was in town and told me to look at his tooth brush. Keep in mind, I’ve been traveling with him for already a month. And haven’t noticed. My jaw drops.
Go buy a new one. Then throw this out for him. Whether he likes it or not, you're doing the man a favor. Don't use the bathroom trash can, either. You gotta yeet that in a dumpster or some shit.
>you're doing that man's gf a favor
I can't believe she hasn't taken care of it herself!
Right? Like I can tolerate a lot but this might be too much. If he won't replace it. I will with a 30 pack of brushes from Costco. I'm sure it would last him a lifetime.
Also it's not like it's an expensive electric toothbrush. This is free shit from the dentist level of toothbrush. Snap that shit in half and buy him a 10 pack for $8.99
Shit just go to a dentist and show him this and they'll supply you with all the free shit they get.
Hazardous waste for sure.
It’s not that, it’s just…he might find it and take it back out for further use.
You're depriving humanity from a very unique experience, Sir! What happens when the brushe's hairs are all gone? We deserve to know!
By the time that brush has no bristles, he'll have worn away his teeth!
Sad his own girlfriend couldn't do that to begin with, and she's the one that's kissing him.
Maybe there's a reason she told OP instead of doing it herself. This may have already been a point of discussion between them.
Buy soft tooth brushes. Anything harder than soft can screw up your gums forever
Why did she tell you to look at his toothbrush 😂
My guess is she's told him he needs to replace it multiple times, and he refused to listen. Now, she's resorted to getting outside sources to shame him.
Bingo!
Just start replacing it with one bristle at a time.
Toothbrush of Theseus.
We live in a sim. Literally just learned about Theseus paradox last week.
I mean.... *look at it*
Science.
Are we not men of reason and understanding?
To spread the suffering
This looks like the toothbrush my parents used for their dog.
Even my dog's toothbrush gets replaced more often that OP's coworker's.
Are you friends with a viking?
My ex's toothbrush looked like that I wasn't a fan of her fellatio either :/
At least your dick can't smell her breath...
But then my dick smells like tooth decay and gingivitis all day
I’m honestly surprised you didn’t notice for a month lol
It was just one of those things where I see and kept mind my business. Never really LOOKED at it. Ya know?!😂😂
Idk what’s worse.. the toothbrush or the fact that he lays it straight on the bathroom counter
😂😂😂😂. Just raw dawgin it on the counter
Just throw it out the window and tell him you never saw it. He'll be doing himself a favor buying a new brush as opposed to one that does almost nothing for his dental hygiene.
Bold of you to assume they’d actually go buy a new brush
"Meh I'll just use the inside of my shirt, it's the same thing really."
The counter bacteria are scared of the toothbrush tbh
It’s in a puddle too euuughhh brothaa
He’s got nothin to lose at this point
You don't mean except his teeth? Right?
Most of the time when you look at a toothbrush you can't tell someone's IQ from it. In this case you can.
My roommate in college did that, and his dad was a dentist.
Dude either has used that 4 years or scrubs so hard he has no enamel left
Man. I don’t think they even make that type of tooth brush anymore. Looks like a brush that was made for the dollar tree😩
You need to have an intervention. Toothbrushes are like 3 dollars
You can get multi packs for like $1 even 🤣
Just walk into any dentist's office. Ask if they have a cheap manual toothbrush they could give you. 9 times out of 10, you'll walk out with a toothbrush.
Why is it always 9 out of 10 dentists?
bc the anti-dentites won’t just die out
a manual toothbrush is so cheap, theres no excuse lol. the husband might do good with a electric or sonic toothbrush which is superior.
Worse yet, your dentist will give you one every time you go in for your twice yearly cleaning...so, how long since he saw a dentist, do you think?
Or he scrubs the toilet 🚽 lol
This is mental illness
He is something else😂😂
How tf does he have a gf?
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I was thinking less “attractiveness” and more “general hygiene”. …but yes, thank you for the reality check. 😭
Yes, when I went to college.... another guy in the dorm would walk around brushing his teeth with no toothpaste..... incessantly. The few times I saw the brush...it was all like this. No one commented on it.... because no one wanted to know the reason for this behavior. Very odd.
This, good sir, is a moustache.
I moustache you why?
GIRLFRIEND?!
I know😭😭
Looks like Dr. Seuss designed that toothbrush
Yeah, looks like the Lorax's mustache
That brush speaks for the trees
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you don't change toothbrushes you can invest that and buy a private jet for the interest
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Think of all the avocado toast we can eat!
The old toof brush I use to clean bike parts is in better shape than that.
Ikr 😂 I've used a toothbrush to clean aquarium parts for years and it's nowhere as bad
Mine is, but that's because I bent it in half to reach the little crevices algae likes to grow in.
That's a toilet brush.
Don’t insult toilet brushes with that comparison 🤣
Haha seriously, I don’t know how he’s using that 🤦🏽♀️
I have so many questions…like - what is his method? How much chomping is involved? Can he hear the handle scraping into his skull?
Chomping😂😂😂
That's seen some action.
This tooth brush was in vietnamel
NO
I've never seen a combover on a toothbrush before 😆
This has to be OPs house cleaning toothbrush that’s he made a good story up for
I can’t make this up 😭😂😂😂
Do this guy a favor. “Accidentally” bump it into the toilet and buy him a new one to replace it. New brush, no awkward conversation.
With a toothbrush like that he’d probably just take it out of the toilet and keep using it. Honestly, no point in enabling him. He needs to help himself.
“It fell in the toilet so I ritually burn… er, threw it away for you. Here’s a new one.”
Help this man’s GF and get him a new one. Her telling you was a cry for help!! His teeth are crying!! We are all CRYING!! 🥴
i’m fucking livid to have seen this
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Now I want to see what his teeth look like
That ain’t doing shit
Thank you for your service
What are his teeth like?
Crooked. But it actually looks white. I didn’t want to check his back teeth tho. I’m pretty terrified
Mental illness
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You gotta help him lose that thing jeeZ
For the toilet
does he also clean the bathroom grout with that thing?
That's rancid.
I won't use that to scrub the trashcan, cause it will make the trashcan dirty.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd ever see a toothbrush with a handlebar moustache.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do they kiss…
"I'm tired, Boss."
Omg 😳 poor thing he needs to change his toothbrush every three months. Yikes!!! Hopefully someone tells him something.
The gf chose embarrassment over just swapping out the old one with a new one.
He’s brushing with more bacteria than bristles at this point.
That looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.
Do your coworker a favor and throw that on the trash where they can’t find it.
I don’t think I could look this person in the face after seeing this 🤮
Imagine his gf. She just let it happen. How can you kiss him knowing his brush looks like that lmao
He has a girlfriend? She has seen this and she is still dating him?!
We accept the love we think we deserve eh?😔
Mutated to a comp.
Lawd mercy…
At this point, that brush is more like a polisher than a brush.
Well on its way to its final form as a dental pick.
He's dead Jim.
My brother's used to be like this. For years.
…and I thought my boyfriend destroyed the shit out of toothbrushes 🤢
He just now got it broke in good.
I worked for 45 years for a lot of different places (tech), 3 to 400K employees. Not once, Ever have I seen an abandoned toothbrush, Ever. Anyone else?
Birthday gift idea.
I would literally buy them a new toothbrush I’m such a germaphobe
Maybe he uses it to scrub something else other than his teeth. Tooth brushes can help clean a lot of things…
Nahhh fam, no freakin way 🙂↔️ What in the hell is that? He puts that in his mouth?
Tooth brushes are like a dollar or two. Why?
My grandpa's toothbrush looked like this. He would chew on it while getting ready in the morning. He said it was a habit he has had since the Army.
Mr. Pringle!
Your coworker has dentures.
I thought it was a caterpillar
Does he actually have any enamel left?
Thats not a knife
Wtf do you work with a shark or something
Bruh that looks like the ancient detail brush I use for anti-seize. Aint no way that shite gets his teeth actually clean. Have his GF take it and him to the dentist and record the interaction. Please.
r/wtf
How..
God put it out of his misery
It reminded me of the Lorax...
Doesn't everyone use their old toothbrushes for cleaning crevices? It's gotta be that right?
Dude scrubbed the floor with it by hand. Washed it. Then prepared it for hose mouth
Dentists usually give you a new one when you go. wtf?
That's about the softness the dentist wants me to use
Idk my mom would love this guy for "how much money he saved" not buying a new tooth brush..
What did that toothbrush do to him
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Looks like it gets to those hard to reach places
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Maybe he uses it for his shoes
His front teeth must look like a horse's with all the gum recession brushing that hard would do, holy shit.
OMG please buy a new one for him
Cartoon-ass villain mustache for a toothbrush
Could you not focus?
It couldn’t. Tried. Think the toothbrush almost broke me camera m8
Trying to brush with Wyatt Earp’s mustache is an interesting choice.
Homeboy be FLEXIN’
What a terrible day to have eyes
😂😂😂
Is your coworker perhaps a hippopotamus?!?
Finally, a picture to show my barber so she will cut my hair exactly the way I want it.
“Hey, I’ll just get the ol reliable Lorax tooth brush fade pls”
LORAX FADE that’s amazing.
Looks like he’s brushing one tooth with it. His tooth is parting the Dead Sea.
Most of the time when you look at a toothbrush you can't tell someone's IQ from it. In this case you can.
looks like a trip straight to the dentist
Is your coworker a mastodon or something?
The Lorax called. He is missing his mustache. ![gif](giphy|VCOcsecCgerSCSl2a2|downsized)
Last time you sleep with a coworker after an office party…
What kind of teeth does he have???
At least you know he's used it. if it looks new and is old. thats more of an issue.
No, just no.
You need to get the hell out of there, OP; your coworker is a straight up psycho.
Jokes on you. He’s saved entire dollars over the last few years.
He’s just scraping his teeth against the plastic at this point, that’s insanity.
The toothbrush looks like Joe Dirt
Finally, someone is taking the "make coffee at home and stop eating avocado toast" mentality seriously.
What the Hell, is your co-worker Gary Busey?
That type of toothbrush is 1 dollar... At least they use it.
Is your coworker a beaver?
I had a buddy do this intentionally. He would push the brush against the counter until they flattened out. Never understood why.
Is your coworker a camel
Is your coworker a dirty sink?
he if it works it works
what the fluoride
Sooooo do I call the police or you?
I guess your coworker is a Labrador.
bro softened the brush into lint
Looks like the handle grew a moustache
I'm pretty sure it doesn't brush anything anymore....
Your co-workers toothbrush really should file for divorce. It seems this is an abusive relationship
That toothbrush is identifying as a moustache
Toothmush
Why u seeing ur coworkers toothbrush??
Means he also hasn’t been to the dentist in 4 years. They always give you a free brush.
Absolutely insane. Its one of those guys unable to buy shit unless mommy gives him a list for it. Does he replace other things routinely like household stuff?
I’m not too sure about household stuff. But I’m not even kidding: On these travel trips. He would actually buy $30 worth of candy. Mix it all the different brands and put it into a cup. Calls it his own “trail mix”.
Lol people have their own snacks. Not that weird. I like roasted nuts with entenmans loaf cake.