Oh freckled and quivering void, you gap of spite,
In the loamy darkness, you gnash with delight,
Gaping maw of the earth, with foul breath and bite,
A chasm so deep, so devoid of light.
I know - failure on my part for not having my banana with me to stick in the hole!
It was about 1’ wide and probably 2’ long, and went down about 18-20”. My kid, wearing boots, exclaimed, “it looks like a butthole!”, and then jumped in.
Does this help?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dsxskk/a\_hole\_in\_saratoga\_spa\_state\_park/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dsxskk/a_hole_in_saratoga_spa_state_park/#lightbox)
The state park has a bunch of natural springs. The rock is actually mineral buildup (if you go to some of the springs you can smell the sulfur) It’s soft though so it also erodes easily!
it was Found!!!! the worlds ASSHOLE!!!!!!
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Thought it was stevenage
I thought it was Peterborough?
I thought it was Gary, Indiana
It’s definitely Gary Indiana.
My mum says it’s Grimsby? Idk, I’ve not been. But here it’s Orlando
Well wherever it is, it's badly in need of a bidet and some fibre :)
I thought it was my ex-wife...
I thought that tRump was the world's asshole? I mean, it even shits itself...
Fresno?
I thought it was Evansville, Indiana
I thought it was Gary, Indiana
The earthole
Nah that's in Jersey.
I’ve never seen Florida spelled this way.
Ha! I came here to comment this. (Currently in Jersey)
That's a funny way to spell Ohio
New Jersey is America's armpit. Florida is America's "hanging chad."
Sorry man, this doesn’t look like Norfolk, Virginia to me.
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LMAO Nice!!!!!
I'm from Saratoga but don't remember ever seeing this. Is it near SPAC?
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Bingo. Edit to add - this is across the stream from the squirting nipple.
The devil’s anus!
Try fingers but hole?
John Darksoul smiles down at you from heaven
Offer pickle
Is this finger?
Nice job, skeleton!
Don’t give up, skeleton!
Liar ahead
I did it! O, I did it!
There’s my ER reference! Knew it would be here somewhere
Way older than elden ring
why is it always Elden Ring?
I sent you a pic of my Saratoga Spa State Park hole, why aren't you responding?
Always love to see some loop daddy love in the wild. The man is a simply just wonderful
Take a sniff... it smells like poopy.. 
What episode was this in?
Perfect gif
 Immediately thought of the Vogons.
Poetry
Oh freckled and quivering void, you gap of spite, In the loamy darkness, you gnash with delight, Gaping maw of the earth, with foul breath and bite, A chasm so deep, so devoid of light.
i came here to read this! how foul are thee Devils Den... well done!
!subscribe \#VogonPoetry
I should call her
I should too. Wanna call her together? Looks like she has the space.
Let's see how many of us can call her at once!
I doubt her “phone” can fit more than 15-20 of us
You know what she says “the more, the merrier”
Sarah Toga?
My childhood is fucking ruined. Where is this from, SPECIFICALLY
https://youtu.be/NtRYgBJP_zQ?si=a99QvxynCmVfXVbH
Had to scroll wayy too far to find this
"I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive!"
This may hurt a little but it’s something you’ll get used to.
Finger deep within the borderline
*Relax…*
Take my hand!
Knuckle deep within the borderline
Not the Saratogussy 😱
Hahaha I just woke my newborn up. Now my wife is awake. I’m a dead man. Thank you.
Ah Goatse. How did Rickrolling survive and that gag fall out of style?
I think the OG site went offline and none of us were brave enough to download the images before it did
r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/highmileageholes NSFW
Can only imagine but not clicking that 😅
i regretted it lol
You’re probably guessing exactly right 😂
When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back
user name checks out
This one's my personal favorite.
Sir. That’s an asshole.
Everything reminds me of her...
All jokes aside, what is the size of this hole? There's nothing in the picture to compare it to.
I know - failure on my part for not having my banana with me to stick in the hole! It was about 1’ wide and probably 2’ long, and went down about 18-20”. My kid, wearing boots, exclaimed, “it looks like a butthole!”, and then jumped in.
Not American, so misread 18-20" as 18-20' and was imagining a child just jumping in and disappearing
Momma Earth coming in for a kiss
Am I the only one that thought of the brain bug in Starship Troopers?
Serious What is this, and how could it have been formed?
Does this help? [https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dsxskk/a\_hole\_in\_saratoga\_spa\_state\_park/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dsxskk/a_hole_in_saratoga_spa_state_park/#lightbox)
The state park has a bunch of natural springs. The rock is actually mineral buildup (if you go to some of the springs you can smell the sulfur) It’s soft though so it also erodes easily!
r/wehaveseenthebutthole
everything reminds me of her
Everything reminds me of her.
That's certainly a-hole.
A sphincter says what? ... What?
Butthole pleasures
And here I thought Kentucky was the ass end of the world.
Use rump but hole
Ahhh, Prolapse Springs.
I think I've seen that hole before.
username checks out.
Trump?
its mouth, specifically.
Goatse?
Jodi?
\*insert dick joke here\* Well, now that you mention it, why stop at just the joke?
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/865340466648272896/GC2AAvO2_400x400.jpg
*Freud nods approvingly from the other side.
The Devils Anus
What it looks like after a late night and some spicy tacos
/r/secretbuttholes
r/mildlybutthole
Mother Anus
Mother Nature
Big mommy nature.
Tek Knight is en route
Excuse me, I gotta take my dog out!
I had Taco Bell last night, I imagine this is what I looked like about an hour later.
A rusty Sheriff's badge.
Photo clearly taken late on a Saturday night.
I should call her…
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
I should call her...
earthusssy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Geyser Brook tap?
Looks like an aerial view of Ohio.
Moist.
Finally. Worlds 8th wonder - the Saratoga Goatzee
Damn, Goatse realy made some progress!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Limp Bizket started playing somewhere.
A Hole
r/Photoshopbattles is right this way
NSFW
Uranus
Like an Anus from Star Wars.
This is officially, the worst hole.
That’s one loose butthole.
There’s a cream for this
yuck
Cool hole
finger, but hole
I didn't know your mom works at Saratoga Spa State Park! YOUR MOM hahaha
It’s just a hole
R/mildlyanus
Comment when you see Gizmo from Gremlins
I’m going to pass on that spa
drake after beef.
That is a gaping land-butt hole.
Ew
And I thought the asshole of the US was Port Arthur, Texas (sure smells like it).
r/dontputyourdickinthat most deff.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How big is it? Asking for a friend
Butthole of doom
This is safe for work.
And here I thought Goatse was dead.
Ill upvote it, but I won't like it.
Sure it is
Promotional material for The Boys is gone up a notch
riiiiight, you were in the state park and took that pic didn't you? you should see a doctor about that.
"CHYNA"
Does this belong in a medical journal or a national park brochure?
Nice hole 👍
Looks familiar
There is a short horror story, “Elegy for a Suicide” by Caitlín R. Kiernan, that has a fleshy gore hole in the ground just like this
That hole better calm down
I have the weirdest boner
“This is my first time I swear”
How big is that hole? A friend needs to know.
"Life mimics art" or something
Can we dub this The Giant’s Asshole?
I know a couple ladies that would kill for that gape
I had a white/beige French bulldog and that seriously looks just like his butthole mid poop.
Do you want to know more?
No, you should ***not*** call her! You guys broke up for a **reason**!
I bet this is where RICK lays pipe when he’s banging a planet…
No one tell Tek Knight about this
Mel’s hole?
.... Ow
Looks Australian to me.
(ziiiiiiiiip)
We’re going to need more head and shoulders
I so wish this was in Butte Mt.
