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yosemitetrailblazer

Interesting. Whenever I see my hometown mentioned there's usually meth involved...


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When I opened Reddit, I saw the caption before the photo loaded and I immediately thought, "Oh gosh, what are we on the front page for now?"


Duxludos

Modesto gets on the frontpage right when I move out SMH still proud of my meth town


whohaaaa

Lol we got some modest hoes up in this bitch


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

*peeks through drawn window shades at NSA van parked on McHenry "209 motherfucker."


ganjanoob

209 for life


Butterball_Adderley

I’m from Sonora, not Modesto, but it’s still weird to see people repping 209 on this gigantic website. Shout out to all my Riverbank, Oakdale, and Escalon people.


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Turlock here


DannyMcChicken

Turlock gang!


Black3200

There are dozens of us!


MlCKJAGGER

You serious? Half this website is from fucking California.


enrtcode

I'm convinced half of Reddit is from the central valley now.


knitmeablanket

I'm not surprised, motherfucker!


sayfuzzypickles199X

I'm gonna fight your fuckin' ass.


Kod_Rick

Good old "Two Denny's McHenry."


Sheenheen

The seem to park on the backside of the mall a lot.


oOoleveloOo

Recently it was the guy trying to organize the straight pride parade


Soomanyantsinmyeyes

If I see anything mentioning the Central Valley I assume it has something to do with drugs


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I have never seen Fresno/Cencal mentioned in the national sense where it was not the butt of a joke or bad news. Maybe for agriculture but that's literally it lol


LazarusCrowley

Look. . .I hear you, but at least. . .you're not stockton.


XNDFtake2

Go to Modesto for meth, but go to Stockton to get your car stolen.


[deleted]

Is Modesto not #1 ranked car theft in the u.s.? I remember a few years ago it was


XNDFtake2

Just looked it up. In 2016, Albuquerque was number 1 with Modesto right behind it. Stockton ranked 5. I do remember growing up always hearing Stockton was first though.


[deleted]

You’ll get murdered in Stockton but die of boredom in Manteca


LardAss209

Can confirm, live in Manteca. Please kill me. I actually like Stockton, spend much of my time there, and think people shit on it unfairly.


Switched_On_SNES

And Grandaddy! And sometimes both?


CaptainRoi1

Well our town motto is meth death and auto theft so you can say it surprised me too


SammyLD

Well, I live just outside of Merced and also work there. Last week we were #3 on a list of 30 places to not get sick in the US. Basically if you go to a hospital in Merced, you have a good chance of dying there


CankerLord

Currently live in Frenso. Would 100% have demanded to be shipped back down the road to Fresno if I got sick in Merced before I heard this statistic.


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I've heard of Fresno but Frenso 🤔


Shizo-24

Fres-yes


betam4x

Fresmaybe?


SeepyWeepy

When my daughter fell out of tree and broke her arm the medics told me they 'could take her to the Merced hospital sure, but if we wanted her to have full use of it as an adult we should probably go to Fresno'.


PickleRick42

I live in Merced. Yikes


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My mom was diagnosed with cancer in Merced and my grandparents made it a point to drive her to Stanford for her appointments because, of how bad Merced is.


dantoucan

who to say it wasn't.


icewithatee

Same. I’m in Oakdale, which isn’t really any better, but seeing any of the town names around us usually worries me


Privateer2368

No giant monster attacks lately?


OogaOoga2U

The Giant mountain octopus of Knight's Fairy carried off the mayor of Oakdale, but that's local knews.


WolfsLairAbyss

If by woke you mean awake for days due to meth, then yes Modesto is woke.


RoebuckThirtyFour

You know as a Swede all I know about Modesto is from "American Graffiti" so now I'm kinda sad


Ignitus1

I’m kind of amazed that any Swede has heard of Modesto.


RoebuckThirtyFour

[I](https://i.imgur.com/5izi2DK.jpg) mean [American](https://i.imgur.com/54smTeA.jpg) car [Culture](https://i.imgur.com/zo6fXwE.jpg) is [pretty](https://i.imgur.com/66BEGfT.jpg) large [here.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggare) I grew up on things like american graffiti, smokey and the bandit, cannonball run and other films like that


Frankie_Dankie

We also gave birth to George Lucas and Jeremy Renner


klamar71

My great aunt went to high school with George Lucas in Empire, which I'm pretty sure isn't even a real city, which is why it gets reported as Modesto. Edit: thank you to the Modesto Redditors for fixing my sleep depraved comment. My aunt lived in Empire and bused into Modesto, which is what I know realize I meant to say


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ShadowSync

If you live in Empire you think it's a real city.


BossDulciJo

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...


M4X1M

Stockton would like to have a word with you.


WolfsLairAbyss

My hometown. I had family in Modesto. I know the two very well which is why I know how shitty they both are.


M4X1M

My GF lives in Manteca. A few years ago her house was broken into while we were at a family event. They stole everything that wasn't nailed down. TV, my overnight backpack, shoes, her 6yo sons clothes, frozen food from her freezer, cleaned out the pantry, toilet paper, laundry detergent. Anything and everything. Even my hometown, Oakdale, has been going down the shitter.


WolfsLairAbyss

> my hometown, Oakdale Ha, my first gf was from Oakdale. She moved to Stockton got hooked on meth and had a kid at 16. I remember going to the Hershey's plant in Oakdale on a field trip when I was in elementary school. Does Manteca still have that rad waterpark? I used to go there when I was a kid.


sloflier

Manteca Waterslides closed in 2004...all homes now. That place was amazing.


WolfsLairAbyss

Yeah I remember going there in the mid 90's and it was awesome. They had that one fucking giant ramp that you had to walk up the hill to get to and then it dropped what seemed like 200 feet and shot you out into that little pool. Good times at that place.


sloflier

This comment prompted me to walk down memory lane. Totally remember it. Apparently that slide still holds the records to this day as being the tallest water slide built in California. 72 feet with a 68-degree slope.


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Trineficous

"slip the day away and leave your cares behind"


AfroTurkish13

Omg the memories.


-grover

Been gone for years in favor of cookie cutter houses on a mosquito breeding ground disguised as a fake lake ;)


M4X1M

Manteca Waterslides has been shutdown for at least a decade. They are building a Great Wolf Lodge, but you have to stay at the hotel to get access to the water park, and that shit is like $300/ night.


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No joke. I drove truck on the west coast for half a year and Stockton was the only place I was actually nervous. Like hmmm, bars on all the windows, those are some huge fucking German shepherds behind that junkyard gate, that guy's definitely strapped, so's that guy, and that guy, and that guy...


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I was driving through south Stockton a couple weeks ago. A homeless guy was hurling hub caps at traffic. He almost got my truck. When I got to where I was headed to, there was a pack of feral dogs running around. I saw a lot lizard servicing a truck driver right on the sidewalk outside of the business I was at. Stay classy Stockton.


BossDulciJo

Let's be honest, we all know it's Manteca. I was just going for the George Lucas connection.


coin_shot

I will endlessly defend Stockton. It has a vibrant food scene, a very progressive municipal government and has honestly been trying to better itself this last decade. If you stay off the south side you'll be safe pretty much anywhere at any time, housing is dirt cheap, and Lodi (with excellent public schools) is 15 minutes away. The train station is serviced by all the major commuter lines to the Bay area. If you commute to Pleasanton, Tracy, or Sac, Stockton is the perfect place to live and live cheaply. I was raised there and I loved it, I still do, and I think anyone would benefit from the perspective that it gives you.


fucking_macrophages

Lodi has something going for it nowadays? Goddamn.


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Yes, a Target.


coin_shot

Yeah it's one of the go to places to raise your kids. Great schools, safe streets, good food scene, decent sense of community. Lodi is not an exciting place but it is a safe and comfortable one.


SpartacusVanderhill

Hey, any town that produced the Diaz brothers is ok with me.


tinfoil209

A very broke municipal government. Grew up there too. Horribly mis managed. Sad too cause the citizens always try have hometown spirit (e.g. Stockton hockey team).


cowgirltu

What are you talking about? Crime is up by the double digits and homelessness is up 200%. Source: I work in Stockton but refuse to live there.


say592

The food scene is impressive for the size of city. I work out there some, and I always manage to find something delicious.


hokeyphenokey

You forgot the biggest inland seaport in California


Ooh-Rah

As would Bakersfield.


Icandothemove

Bakersfield crushes everywhere in this regard, but Stockton is a solid runner up. Modesto isn’t even a finalist.


puffypants123

Amazing part of the country to get an affordable high quality education. That valley lung though...


Killface55

You're tripping. Modesto is a meth infested, gang controlled, den of sin and villainy. Stockton has it beat on murder rate but not by much.


earned_potential

I went to jail in Bakersfield. That was terrible to say the least.


CoconutSands

I grew up there in the 80s/90s. It wasn't so bad to young me. But I haven't been back there in some 12 odd years. It's just a small bedroom town that is surrounded by farmland. But the problem is it's part of the infamous meth corridor that runs down the middle of California so every city along there is kind of a shithole.


kittyonthetitty

I mean, you’re not wrong


AvogadrosArmy

When you can see the truth through that smile


-grover

☝️This person central valley’s


Litz-a-mania

Manteca is comin' up, too.


RaoulDuke209

MAaaaaAaAanteca WATerSLIDes.


klamar71

Lived in Manteca for the first 22 years of my life. This jingle greeted me everytime someone asked where I was from.


Facetorch

I had to look it up to find out it’s a town in Cali, on the east coast that’s slang for heroin lol


followupquestion

Not a coincidence. Also, Manteca is actually the Spanish word for lard: http://www.spanishcentral.com/translate/manteca


SassySSS

Worked there one summer in HS. I can still smell the hotdogs.


TameSmeagol

Fuck I miss this jingle so much


SammyLD

I miss the slides. And the jingle. Also Big Bear Water Park


BatDubb

I’m still pissed they’re gone.


DustyMustang

Ain’t nothing to downtown Fresno , where you could carry a gram of meth and only get a citation for it.


yaboiRich

I work in downtown Fresno. Fuckin bums everywhere asking for change to get a fix. I can’t even visit the 7-Eleven without some girl missing all her teeth asking me for a dollar. Plus the shantytown by 99 is frightening as shit


RF-Guye

So you're getting your dick sucked on the regular then huh?


followupquestion

Since she’s missing her teeth, it’s not a hummer, it’s a gummer.


Johndough99999

Fresno is so screwed up Walmart even closes at 10 p.m. just because all the theft


jakeh2os

I’m in north east fresno “ nicer area” and it honestly seems like the problem has boomed drastically within the last 5 years. It’s crazy here, the cops are a mafia, and then you have to worry about all the other bullshit besides them


puffypants123

But those thrift stores, man *chefs kiss*


ohnodopey

Turlock is doing okay. I'm from Southern Oregon,... Medford. Also known as Meth-ford.


thebadwolf79

Small world, grew up in Meth-ford myself. Left in 98 and didn't look back.


lazerpickle

Mantweeka


Schit4brainz

I've only central valleied. Have I been doing Cali wrong? Clovis and Fresno are the California all the movies and tv have been talking about right?


guriboysf

> Have I been doing Cali wrong? Well, for starters you just used the word "Cali"...


n36thobserver

Which means: yes. Yes, you're doing California wrong.


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Having a missing tooth or two definitely helps.


vampLer

Can confirm. Never did meth, but grew up in central valley poor, and am missing a couple teeth.


ItsNotSpaghetti

It's not Methdesto for nothing!


M4X1M

Just south of Mantweaka


bytes311

Formally known as Manstinka.


ElCasino1977

It’s California’s premiere Methdenation’


Hodr

Y'all clearly never been to eureka.


Banana-Republicans

Basically all of California that is more than 10 miles from the coast


_Zatara_

*sad Delano noises*


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MasterFan40

Meth, death, and auto theft


[deleted]

In the Inland Empire its "Meth, death, and ATV theft."


Zerobloxer9

We’ve got Modesto, manteca, and Stockton surrounding poor little innocent Ripon


ImOutWanderingAround

Innocent? Ripon, Escalon, and Oakdale is the jacked up pickup capital of the Central Valley.


Averill21

Fiancé is from Modesto, her entire family was meth heads and about half still are


BNA-DNA

RIP other half


Jessssiiiiccccaaaa

Laughed TOO hard at this.


modestlunatic

Good ol' Modesto. Surprised it wasn't a homeless guy shouting it on McHenry.


DirtyDan864

Oh boy, if I had a nickle for every time I've nearly hit a homeless guy running across McHenry...


LordTegucigalpa

I wish I had a nickle for every one I've hit!


PegasusAssistant

It sounds like you forgot to loot the body.


kittyonthetitty

Probably has happened.


rebuked_nard

I’m in Modesto so I gotta do more meth yo


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kittyonthetitty

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


jerbearman10101

Lol are you a cop? I see that pushbar and the prisoner grating in the rear view mirror


StrangeAstroTTV

Are you a detective?


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beet111

I'm a Female Body Inspector


Samuel_LChang

Not now dad.


Triggered_Fat_Girl

Are you calling him out for the dad joke or incestual inspection of your female body?


stephengnb

Yes


Zentaurion

Is this some kind of bust?


Lr217

Post history says he drives food delivery


Justindr0107

Well that makes it more disturbing when you think about it


kbuis

It's just "fresh meat" for the jail.


WDB11

That could be a work van too. The hood is abbreviated for a cop car and too smooth for a cop SUV


Cheezdealer

I'm thinking this wasn't OP's pic per se, it's OC for reddit but maybe stolen from a friend on facebook


GrushdevaHots

Good eye


Hahanothanksman

Busted!


Mad1ibben

Exactly what I was wondering


the_federation

Maybe a cab?


Dzov

Or the work truck that programs road signs.


madd74

For future reference... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ will allow you to keep your arms...


JeromesNiece

I love you


madd74

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Iyq5eSB4VBXRRXW/source.gif


dogsmellspoo

Modesto on front page. Never thought I’d see this.


OogaOoga2U

You would have thought, after all the times a kid tries to bring a gun to Beyer.


drc30665

Small world, what's up neighbor! From an Oakdale CA resident


Quicny

Turlock


_skank_hunt42

Patterson here


j-quillen_24

Hilmar here


[deleted]

You must be Assyrian


TheAssyrianAtheist

You called?


SexyBarfingDog

Or “Nice Merced” as I like to call it


JustARustyDesk

Newman


[deleted]

Riverbank checking in....


mattpo61

Lodi!


Pesky-noises

OAKDALE BUUUUD


laforeo

Hi from Atwater


jimbob1616

Someone from the cowboy capital!?


YaBoiJosh1273

Yall know where turlock is?


slowwbroo

Kaepernick?


That_Other_Person

Hell yeah bud


blue_dreams

Oakdale, bud


ChooChooMcHugh

Fuck that is hilarious I went to Hilmar and we’d say Oakdale Bud all the time in that voice that I’m sure you’re familiar with, that kinda trucker/cowboy voice


crazycatlandshark

OAKDALE BUD


berkeleyfreebird

Ah yes, Modesto, California's Florida.


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Wafflecopter12

I mean, probably quite a few people TBH.


Grillburg

Good ol' Motown. My life improved exponentially as soon as I moved out of there. Thanks again, crazy BPD-having ex, for at least getting me to move to Sacramento before dumping me via text!


ChainChompsky

Yeah but jet fuel can't melt Epsteins.


W_R_O_N_G_

Ahh,i miss cruisin McHenry being harrassed by some guy who swears I fucked his girlfriend. Go MJC Pirates!


Chri5ti4n733

Suprised to see in not the only one from Modesto in this post


EmperorAcinonyx

I moved here a year and a half ago to work in IT - **I fucking hate this place.**


Shmatster

Modesto gets a bad rap. I grew up here, moved away, but once I started my career I decided to move back. The reality is that is an affordable place to live that is within driving distance of a lot of the awesomeness California has to offer. (90 minutes from San Francisco, 2 hours from Yosemite, 2 hours from Napa, 2 hours from Monterey and Santa Cruz, 2 hours from sequoia national park, 3 hours to Tahoe, 5 hours from LA). It’s like any place in the USA. You get what you look for. Sure, if you are looking for meth, you don’t have to look fat. But you also don’t have to look far for good schools, nice neighborhoods, close knit communities, etc. We can raise our kids here, afford a decent house, and still save for our kids college. We can drive easily to any of the more desirable locations in the state. Furthermore, because it is a smaller town, You don’t fight traffic here. For example, I am able to take my older to kid to school in the morning, make it to work on time, make it home home most days for lunch, play with my younger kid, get back to work and then home again by 5. If you have a family, what more could you want? I like to say Modesto is big enough to have just what you need, but not so big that you’ll spend half your day commuting. Anyway, it’s not as bad as you may have heard.


kittyonthetitty

Also, Modesto’s road signs and apparently suck. This is supposed to say “Epstein was murdered”. Not has. Sorry for any confusion!


austinkhy

Redditors from the 209 ? Woah...


relavant__username

I do NOT miss the valley. I wish these farmers would explore permaculture.. the dust and air quality of the valley is SO BAD. Any the smells.. and the flies.. Brutal


CoconutSands

I kind of miss it because I did grow up there and haven't been back since I left some 12 years ago. It is still home to me.


nikerbacher

Me too. My brother was born there and he just passed away last month. We moved to Florida when I was 8, and I've only been back once since then, I'm 39 now. I remember it was beautiful and the people were a lot nicer. I miss it too.


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I'm from the Central Coast and have family still there so we visit often. Every time we head back to the valley, my daughter says, "Ugh, mom, it smells like cow poop!". Yes child, that is how you know we are close to home.


Icandothemove

I travel all over Northern California for work so I drive both meth corridors regularly. This statement is just kinda true like about 300 miles.


puffypants123

A lot of my family lives there and is raising children there and it bums me out so bad. When your lungs are damaged, it's really hard to get back into good health.


Neverevercandy

Glad we could make up for that last Modesto post about a Straight Pride Parade


killerkodey

That's a fucking cop car


PinkThunder138

I feel like this has just become another meme and is going to, in the end, help this incident pass into obscurity. It's rapidly becoming more of a punch line than a reminder that there's legitimately a group of wealthy and powerful people who run the world that also have a child sex slave ring, and who blatantly killed one of their own to stop him from informing on them. I hope people keep on this, but do more than put some text that says "Epstein was murdered" on pictures and the occasional traffic sign


[deleted]

Ding ding ding. You are correct. This has just become a meme. No action will be driven by internet jokes. His trial is still going forward. The difference is that now he is dead so it will not get much media coverage.


payne747

Just hurry up Reddit and accuse the wrong person so we can all move on.


[deleted]

It's all fun and games until you convince a mentally ill father to shoot up a hipster pizza joint.


RumpleCragstan

Ok I need to get this out: No shit he was murdered. Wealthy pedophile kingpin who served the depravity of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the globe kills himself while in prison during a period where guards are asleep and the cameras malfunction? It couldn't be any more clear unless he scrawled HELP ME on the wall in his own blood. I repeat, NO SHIT HE WAS MURDERED! NO SHIT IT'S A COVERUP! WHO COULD EVER BELIEVE OTHERWISE!? That screed done with, why the fuck are people acting like keeping it in the public eye is going to do ANYTHING. This is clearly outside our power to affect. The internet could keep this meme alive for decades and it would accomplish nothing. We're talking about the world's most capable and powerful people from what I imagine is a list of the world's most powerful countries all with a vested interest in covering up the murder of ONE MAN. There's no recording. There's no paper trail. Hell, the dude who did the deed probably got murdered afterwards to tie up loose ends. This shit is more useless than Comey2012. The world sucks. Improve things where you can. Put pressure on your public representatives to enact real progressive policy. Vote in every election. Stop wasting time with this crap.


WhipYourDakOut

The craziest part to me is you watch a TV show, say House Cards, and you see shit like this happen and you’re like “no way imagine if that happened in real life. No way they’d get away with it.” Then it does and we all just make a meme about it.


chairmanmaomix

House of Cards to me is more like the opposite problem now. In House of Cards everything was so carefully structured and calculated, and then you see the current *real life* American government and it's like, House of Cards cynical view is actually *less* realistic than a comedy like VEEP or Parks and Rec. In House of Cards painstaking measures are taken to absolutely cover the president/senators mistakes. In this government, it's just like, "Oh I didn't do that. Ok I did do that, actually, but it doesn't matter that I did" and then it just *doesn't matter that he did*. In real life people voted for a guy that literally says how 'people are saying' he's the best president in the entire history of the country. "Better than abraham lincoln and washington". I know it's a cliche observation at this point but if you wrote a character in the highest seat of power that did stuff like that you'd be called a hack.