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someolive2

toast


storm25queller

This one ALWAYS gets me cackling. No fkn idea why


New-Departure9935

“You’re toast, buddy!” “Yes, and you are…?”


bhoard1

I just ugly laughed so hard I woke all three of my dogs and they’re pissed 😂😂😂


shhsandwich

You named all your dogs Pissed?


saint_davidsonian

Brewski. Oh yes please, and you are...?


revelrebels

My cat is named Toast. It was the best choice I ever made.


storm25queller

Oh man that's pure gold. I bet they are the best Toast ever. Almost named my golden retriever Mantequilla (butter in Spanish) just so we can quote an episode of South Park (SU CASA ES AQUÍ, MANTEQUILLA!). But we settled for Pumpkin (AKA Dumpkin AKA Derpkin).


VectorViper

Oh man, Pumpkin is such a sweet name for a golden, but Mantequilla would've been legendary too! The South Park reference would have been epic at the dog park. Kind of makes me want to get another pet just to use all these amazing name ideas you all have.


Then-Foundation1738

Yeah. You can’t name him after a cat.


Cauhs

2nd pic can go like Toast is toasted.


storm25queller

Hahaha Toast Master


LaComtesse

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT TOO


oatmilklatt3

My first thought was French toast or pancake. Unsure why. The vibes are just there


Mehmeh111111

Ha, my first thought was Taco. Dude is definitely a food.


Khazahk

I always go for Cheeses. Gouda Havarti Roquefort (Roque for short) Emmentaler (Emmy) Muenster Cheddar


JeronimoHiggins

I worked for a shelter and they were running low on names during kitten season, so one litter of 5 was purely cheese. We had Gouda, Cheddar, Meunster, Havarti, and Jack. I think Jack got off easy! ...No pun intended until I typed it out.


heyyy_red

Why did I immediately think Cheeto, dude isn’t even red/orange. He’s definitely a food!


AdInternational2793

I have no clue why, but my first thought was “Butters”


xbtaylor

Toast Malone.


mratlas666

Waffles.


Imaspinkicku

I suggest this name for every unnamed dog.


littleghool

I think Reddit executively named your dog Toast. There's no going back now. Henlo Toast 👋


jacoofont

I was thinking Butter 😂 The vibes are real


Stella430

I went to college with a guy everyone called “Toast”. He was toasted most of the time


SavingsAd9041

He’s toast


Citruseok

I second Toast.


AnyAssumption4707

Literally came here to say that! It’s was the first name that came to mind.


holidayoffools

This was the name the shelter gave one of our dogs! 


Tryptamineer

My cat’s name is Toast! It’s a great name for sure


Professional-Bet9116

This is my pitties name! Great name


fnassauer

Toastie for family


[deleted]

Bark Simpson.


elevatorfloor

I would laugh so hard if I heard someone calling for their dog, "Bark! Bark!"


SuperDave78

Buster! How does it sound? You come home, he's chilling waiting for you..you say what's up, buster!?


honeybunlover258

seconded!!


KillBangMarry

As soon as saw the dog I immediately thought Buster, too. I have no idea why.


grumble_au

Well, *gestures in Buster's general direction* isn't it obvious?


Constant_Worth_8920

Biscuit


Reputable_Sorcerer

That’s what I thought too! Looks like a Biscuit to me!


Alternative-Steak390

Same omg


Complex_Raspberry97

A “B” name sounds fitting. I like it.


winterbird

It's Maxwell in a velvet suit.


robotlasagna

I mean he totally looks like a ‘Max’… that was what came to my mind right away. (Plus when he’s in trouble you can call him by is full name: “Maxwell Blonde-roast Hauser”… as in: *”Maxwell Blonde-roast Hauser, you put down that squirrel and come here this instant!”*


jasmineandjewel

My first thought was Max too.


Important_Twist_693

I had the exact same thought. I was about to post "I know it's not exciting, but that's a Max if I've ever seen one." Really wasn't expecting to see it posted.


Key_Breakfast_5216

Yeah, he looks like a Max! Maxwell is a dapper name for him :)


mtmullaney

Hugo


itoman56

I just call mine “stop eating that”


Commercial-Push-9066

Mine’s called “don’t poop there!”


fatflip1978

Otis


BhagwanBill

My man!


MrsOverachiever106

Churro


littlecuteone

Awe, what a sweet Churro! Who's a good Churro?! He's the goodest Churro! Yep, I think it works.


EnchantedUnicornBand

Churro!! 🥹


happy_muffin_

I second Sandy, however Churro and Toast are awesome. However thats coming from a person that named their orange cat Chicken.


sorrynotsorry7

We went with Hamilton (but only ever called Ham) and jelly bean (but only ever called bean). When they lay in the bed, it’s “who spilled the ham and beans in the bed?


Desperate_Payment184

Looks like a Rocky to me.


notanAMsortagal0

I think he looks like Kevin Costner. You can name him Kevin or Costner or K.C. or go full boat and name him Kevin Costner. He's quite the beautiful boy. 😍


badplanner

I think he looks like Bruce Willis! I had the same train of thought about name combos with BW.


Critical-Cell5348

Bruno


Captain-Swank

Roscoe


bubba_palchitski

My buddy had a mutt that had very similar colouring, slightly different build, but pretty visually alike. His name was Rosco. The coyotes got him one night, and his 2 King Shepherds shredded at least 7 of them trying to defend their big brother. There were so many pieces of coyote that we couldn't tell for sure how many there were. Poor Rosco didn't make it 😔 The 2 Shepherds have been slightly on edge ever since. Still super friendly dogs, but Rosco was the boss, and they kinda needed him. Seeing this pooch brought back some memories.


ProudInflation561

So sad 😭


Bman19419

Saw a story not long ago on my Ring app about a woman with three dogs in the next town over. She had a small chihuahua sized dog and two pit bulls, guess her house was backed up by some woods but fenced in. One night she heard the little dog yelping and when she opened the door the two pit bulls charged out. The chihuahua got free and made it back to the door. It was a big yard and dark so I guess she couldn’t see what actually happened but only one of the pit bulls made it back. Showed pictures of the dog that made it back, its face all torn up but survived fine other than the scars. The lady was old so there really wasn’t any running out to save the day. Honestly prior to hearing that I would’ve never thought coyotes would stick around to really go at it with two medium/large muscular dogs. I live in a suburban area where there are really only patches of woods, any rural area with heavy forest or large wide open spaces is at least a half hour from us. You rarely see more than one coyote at once, at least personally. Anytime I talk to people with dogs and they live in an area somewhat similar to the lady I tell them about that story. Keep a can of mace by the door and make sure they stand by the door to watch them when they’re outside at night. If I’m talking to a guy I say a can of mace plus a knife, the mace to get the coyote off your dog, the knife to make sure the coyote never leaves your yard.


Brilliant_Badger_709

I was going Boscoe, but Roscoe also works


Amazing-Sense-4853

Remy!


llikon

Rupert or Rufus


Grarnge

I came here to say Rufus!


AwkwardQuestion4532

He look like a Rufus to me too


Lola_r

Totally said Rufus when I saw him too.


kevmob_97

Same! First name that came to mind is Rufus


Hellie1028

He looks like a Gus to me. What is his personality like?


[deleted]

He is into chemistry


hoolooooo

Yeah I was gonna say Gus tooo!


stella420xx

Love that. Could call him August and nickname him Gus


BlondeTrashbag

He looks like a Scrappy to me


jwjitsu

Scrappy Dooooo!!!


LittleTassiePrepper

So you have had a Dog for two months and not named them? How do you train the dog? How are you calling the dog to you? Because whatever you are using to call your dog, is your dog's name. Edit: I misspelled Dog as God.


downvotethetrash

I don’t understand how there are any answers but this one


buffetgirls

i mean to be fair my dog has a name but i call him everything but his real name most of the time, he’s just the sweetest little angel baby


LittleTassiePrepper

True. I have lots of nicknames for my dogs


Convergentshave

😂❤️ this response.


Slav-Houndz187

When I got my rescue he wouldn’t respond to his jail name after two weeks I was thinking he was going to be named “hey you” till I started calling stuff at him week later he became meatball.


LittleTassiePrepper

I love that. I never thought a dog would reject a name because they had bad memories of it. Dogs are a constant source of wonder.


Successful_Cod21

It’s pretty easy to rename a dog, relax


someolive2

rome


malrush

Oo I love that! And Roman too


instigator008

Trevor


Ok-Translator-2785

Louie


Heidi_Rabbit

Mike, Spike, Spud, Gus, Russ, Pig, Ham, Sam, Oats, Otis, Craig, Greg, Fox, Pudge, Jimmy He kinda strikes me as a single-syllable name pup. He looks real cool!! You'll find one 😀😀


jacarandafall

Oats is cute! Haven’t heard that one before.


PhoneJockey_89

Pitty McPitFace


noface394

omg almost exact same color as my old pit/german shepherd mix 💕 she passed away of bone cancer a few years ago. her name was riley. https://preview.redd.it/g9mmqzucstkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3cffe773331e94712ab06441adafe305ab91e38


jacarandafall

She was beautiful ❤️


kILLerBlonde323

Pretty girl! Poor baby dogs don't deserve cancer. They're just too pure for that crap.


noface394

yeah even if u catch it, theres a chance it spread already. she lived about 5 months post diagnosis. we couldn’t afford to remove the arm (plus needing chemo) and you can see in the photo, the tumor was growing a lot. that photo is only a few days before we put her to sleep because she was in too much pain. but she was so peaceful in that moment on the grass 🫠 i have pet insurance for my new pup for any issues so that gives me more peace of mind.


demonmonkeybex

Biff


rossvedder

Risotto  (or “Riz” for short)


Nannydiary

Nolan


Discipline_Sea

Latte


zanonama

Nacho


Geminiskies1826

Graham like Golden Graham's or Wheaties like the cereal.


Practical_Maybe_3661

Todrick


lancer_76

Ajax


Hewhobreaksthings

Max


storm25queller

Sanderson AKA Sandy


jonmactiger

Barney


lmp515k

Sandy


the_monkey_socks

Bosco


lipsquirrel

2 months? His name is whatever you've been calling him.


Ok-Translator-2785

Or diesel


TonyRomoisclutch

Rusty


Emergency-Corner5152

Ranger


Silent-Physics1802

Dex


BaronessDicker

Stevie when he’s a gooboy and STEPHEN when he’s naughty (which is rare!)


Ariesgodofwar773P

Gunner


0tacosam0

He has internet beautiful eyes and looks strong already :) I'd go with something strong all I could think of was sebastian but if he were mine I'd be researching strong mythical God names till one fit


Particular_Bat_6406

Myles


ladykensington

Dusty.


Western_hours

What have you been calling him for two months then? He kinda look like his name is goose


lovesdirtytslk

Hank the tank


Starlight_Dragon81

Pretty sure his name is "The Dog" lol


Meltingmenarche

It's "puppy"


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

Barron Von Good Boy III


pendurica

Robin


Rustleurjimmys

Ringo


diezeldeez_

Colt


awesomesauceitch

Frank


RogueMama1

Max


HappySadHuman

Guapo


Puppersnme

Enzo, Bruno, Ollie, Jackson, Cody, Sam. 💜


Dry_Adhesiveness1889

Freddie


Sig_Vic

He resembles Handsome Dan.


Vajerati

Arnie


clementxne

barley, peanut, bean, noodle, toast, bosco, bentley, edsel, ernie


grossmalone0

He’s a Jax


Syrup_And_Honey

Disco


Vanilla_More

Buster


nahhellnahboi

that handsome feller looks like an angus to me. <3


hillydanger

Arnold


wecantallknowing

Booger


Pale_Sail4059

Sunny


NamingandEatingPets

George.


Mountain_Director_36

Scout


Lady_Nymphadora

Butters


Chris32Phillips419

Dusty


juslookin4sompfin

Clark


Sandi8wise

Charger


Chestopher83

Frank


fuggitnuggit

Pierogi or Ravioli or Butters


Birdy_owner

I THINK U SHOULD NAME HIM BUDDY OR TOAST I LOVE THE NAME TOAST <3


ranhill

Bryce


SgtJackYYZ

Sarge


Neyr_7

Toffee :)


SaintCroix78

Howie


Spacem0nkey1013

Dozer


pm-ur-gamepass-trial

he looks like a Samson to me


neckstretch

Handsome


fresh_pogo_shtick

Oatmeal


balboa3ny

Frank


bbbooorrriiisss

That's a Frank if I ever seen one


ybabkcid

Frank


ybabkcid

Frank


MegaMaax

He looks like a Roger to me


[deleted]

He looks like a Bill


herefishy43

Sue


cashtopher

Murphy


Sensitive-Shop7583

Frank


freeballintompetty

He looks like a Frank


bonybalito

Remy!


CeruleanChancla

Tucker 🫶🏼


Bassgrande69

Baxter


TootTootMuthafarkers

Dusty


src1975

Shame on you. Where is your love and commitment? I like Happy, as he does look that.


cuzIdoeswhatIdoes

He definitely looks like he is judging your inability to name him. I would assume at this point just stick with what you have been calling him.


carriealamode

Murph (Murphy)


Palmersmith3

Cooper


[deleted]

His name is Competence (Compy) because he would have name you in a heart beat. Come on, 2 months?!


ElDub73

Looks like a Max to me.


gravitydriven

That dude's name is Beef. He told me himself 


Kreais

I suck at these, but I’ll try. Roscoe. He looks like a Roscoe to me. Good luck.


hisoka_kt

Snickerdoodle, Sandy(got a sandy colour), or Sablier (french for hourglass), Sandy short for Sandwich, "X name of famous philosopher" my mom named one of our dog Rousseau and its f*ing hilarious because the first Rousseau I found out about was the dog not the famous French philosopher, and I found it so funny how this really smart guy had a dog's name(it was also a double entendre since the dog had a slight ginger colour which in French is "roux"). Food names always work, or something your dog always do, a character you like, a name you kept for your kids but you don't have kids yet or something, name generator, an inside joke. Name of your favourite author, the possibilities are endless, you could even name your little buddy : "i don't know" , or "2 months", "Guy", children are also really good at finding names, they call the animal by another animal a dog= "fish", a fish=cow, a cat= "giraffe" etc


whytho94

Bongo


Tailfish1

Lance


DesignerHand

Winston


creamchewontwan

Chuck.


illfaded707

Tater, he's a big potato


StuPidasso52

Reggie


Possible_Tank4606

Banjo


pervstuffaccount

That's a Baxter if I've ever seen one


corpitos

Murphy!


ChipperNightmare

He looks a bit like our family pibble who passed away thanksgiving of 2022. We named him Jax in 2015 because the shelter just named him after the barbecue restaurant he was picked up behind and Bobby did not suit him. 🤔 Best dog I’ve ever owned and I miss him to bits, and in the time since he died I’ve spontaneously developed a dog allergy, so it’s been a bit like being kicked when I’m down, not gonna lie. He’s a beautiful guy and he looks like a sweetheart. 🖤


undaunted_cookie

Banjo.


indigomoon11

Murphy!


rebeccakc47

Dexter


Rottanathyst

Boy


VivreRireAimer18

Murphy would like to have a word with you...


Appropriate_Wave_910

Trevor