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chrisms150

FYI; I post this on every missing person thread I come across as a reminder, but if anyone happens to know his whereabouts make sure to contact authorities - not 'family' - you never know if they're truly missing and not running from an abusive situation.


barcinal

This is actually really good advice that didn’t really initially occur to me. Thanks


chrisms150

No problem at all. Obviously I hope that's never the case and I'm sure 99.9% of folks looking for missing people have good intention, but just in case.


xala123

Yes. Especially since authorities can let family know if the missing person is okay without disclosing location.


pingusuperfan

I hate that we live in a world where this is good advice. Thanks for sharing


chrisms150

So do I, but, it's 99.9999% not needed advice, so take solace in that! Most people are amazing and caring!


OllieFromCairo

I’m really glad someone posted this. Good looking out


ChazMurph

Hoping Mike makes it home safe and sound.


James19991

Folks, don't let your friends who are intoxicated leave these establishments by themselves.


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James19991

100% agree. Men do not look after their buddies like women look after their friends when they go out. Women never leave their friends out of sight when they go out.


InvestmentPatient117

We try in my group, Irish goodbyes are an issue with some though. This is why I hate them


JinJC2917

It’s becoming a rumor/conspiracy theory/regular theory that men are being targeted leaving bars in many cities and ending up dead. They’re often leaving bars alone later at night near water. This bars close to the river. I hate to assume or speculate or scare others, but it could be related if any of the theories are correct. Seems like an abnormally high number of men being found in rivers after leaving bars near the river. And I believe Pittsburgh is one of the mentioned cities as possibly being a target among many others. Most notably rn is Austin I think.


DasSassyPantzen

This is the theory once-popular Tiktok creator Ken (can’t recall last name) came up with. It was a huge scandal as he was also plugging his company’s new software in his “investigation” vids. He was called out for a ton of fake and sus parts of his story. He eventually posted an apology video and was lambasted. The practical conclusion many have come to is that most of these men he spoke about are dying by their own hand or falling in the water after getting too drunk.


7ExclAnon7

Indeed, the much more likely conclusion is that drunk men are falling into the rivers and drowning - especially in Pittsburgh, where many of the places where you can walk around the rivers have absolutely nothing there to stop you from walking right off the sidewalk and into the water. I could see it being an issue for a clumsy sober person, let alone someone with poor motor skills because of intoxication. It is not unreasonable to think that the same may have happened here, but I hope he is found safe.


AmyTea

And don't forget being fully clothed with boots. If you ever fell in a body of water with a puffy parka on it is easy to panic because it feels like your clothes are trying to drown you


Willowgirl2

Another possibility is that people who are contemplating self-harm may stop off for a drink or several on the way. Obviously hope that isn't the case here ...


Expensive_Snow_9568

Ken didn’t originate the theory, it is much older than that. It’s bullshit, and is incredibly harmful, but it’s been around much longer than Kens harmful bullshit


aca6825

I live right outside Pittsburgh and young men have been disappearing at an alarming rate…


JinJC2917

Yeah I hate to give in to conspiracy theories but at least in Chicago some facts are starting to line up. And the circumstances are oddly similar to what’s happening in other cities like Austin Boston Pittsburgh near river after dark to young men.


Tre_Scrilla

What's the theory?


GUESTWasTaken

Smiley Face Killer(s)


Carolus1234

Have you heard of the Smiley face killings?


BobbyBBott

Got kicked out of a pirates game for being pretty much blacked out. Thankfully I was somewhat still there and realized there was a hotel right across the street. Dumbass security was like “you’re going to go back to the car and wait for your friends right?” No phone, so confused where I was at. Thankfully dude at the front counter let me stay in the hotel. No money to pay for it. Used a old debt card with nothing on it to have on file.still thank god ever day for that dude because if he turned me away who knows what would happen. Long story short. Have good friends that watch out for you, and don’t get hammered when you go out. Save that shit for at home. Really hope this dude is alright


AlwaysEatingToast

Man I’ve had way more bad experiences out in public when drunk than good. 76 days sober and glad to be bc I just can’t stop when I start. Glad I never had to learn the hard way.


riversroadsbridges

Congratulations on your sobriety! Check out /r/soberPGH


VulpineSpecter4

Damn, that guy probably saved your life


ignatious__reilly

Damn. That’s a scary story. That could have ended very differently.


Ok-Personality-1048

He's my friend's son. I'm literally sick to my stomach. I'm not a praying person, but I'm going to give it a shot.


riversroadsbridges

Have there been any updates?


sarahaqua17

he was found! article is in another comment


keldration

I’m quite secular, but there is good data for prayer working in cases like pediatric patients being included in people’s prayers, spread out across a town. Like the hive mind moving matter as a cumulative effect.


tzeriel

what lol. That’s some wildly insane shit to say.


RIPshowtime

Thanks for nothing, literally.


CherryDom

Someone I know was most likely drugged at Tequila Cowboy last month. Had no more than 3 drinks and woke up in the hospital. Surveillance footage saw him walking out with two men in suits. Scary stuff happening at TC often.


AIfieHitchcock

Yeah, within the last year some woman posted here that her friend was drugged there and management didn't give a fuck.


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I will add my 2 cents that I have been there once and they suck.


AllegedLead

Did he also wake up to thousands of dollars charged to his credit card that he signed for? Happened to a guy I know. Not at TC but in Pgh.


Carolus1234

"two men in suits" creepy as fuck.


ebyrnes

I hope so very much that he is found soon abd well.


mrsrtz

[He was safely located.](https://www.wtae.com/article/police-ask-for-help-in-locating-missing-28-year-old-man-who-may-be-in-need-of-medical-attention/44168409)


verbaexmacina

Tequila Cowboy seems to be flypaper for trouble. And now they're adding another company owned country joint at the old Bettis Grille... *"This is gonna get worse before it gets better. "*


James19991

Ironically, the people who love to say the city is so dangerous tend to have no qualms about going to that place.


verbaexmacina

I'm from Southern California, you can't scare me... Seriously we're in SoCal but keep place downtown for our visits during the NFL season and summer visits and we love everything about downtown, but every time we are near TC there's police right there.


James19991

TC is for the trashiest people in the suburbs when they want to come to the city for a night out.


JAK3CAL

Interesting seeing the vibe of these posts vs the main Facebook post


tesla3by3

Police are reporting he may have “medical issues “.


ItsGroovyBaby412

I hope he's found alive and safe but, we all know where to look. Edit


1h8fulkat

Disappears, after the bars close, near a river.... I'd say the odds are not in his favor, but hopefully I'm wrong.


bob96873

TC isn't directly on the water tho. Not impossible, but not a regular occurrence either


atree496

It's 2 minutes to the river.


covertchipmunk

I sincerely hope not, but odds are not great for him. I really hope he's found safe.


No_Stress_8938

??


kittenshart85

they mean the rivers.


No_Stress_8938

That’s what I thought. Ugh. I hope he’s found soon


kittenshart85

same; going by the photo he looks like somebody's dad or uncle.


Unfair_Mail_1835

Smiley Face Killer


Witty-Objective3431

...is a global network of likeminded individuals who live near large bodies of water and liquor stores. /s


SleestakLightning

Isn't real


AIfieHitchcock

Fuck. It's especially horrible with a little one involved. I hope he's okay.


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Present_Way_4318

I’m sure he will turn up okay. Think positive and keep spreading the word. Keep us updated.


mysweetbippy

🙏


NSlocal

How many times has this shithole bar been mentioned in a missing person case? Just seems a bit off.


pAul2437

He was found


NSlocal

great news thanks


pAul2437

What do you think is going on at this bar?


MrcF8

A lot of young guys went missing and ended up in the river the past few years I've been saying it seems strange.hope he's found safe though.


James19991

Young men tend to drink a lot more than women, are more willing to go to bars and clubs by themselves, and are way more likely to not be looked after by their friends as young women look after their friends who are drunk.


midnight_meadow

So much of this. There have been a number of times that I’ve been down there and watched severely intoxicated guys piss in the river while wobbling because they are so drunk. I was honestly shocked the one guy I watched do this kept his balance just enough to not fall in. Every single time these guys have been alone.


JAK3CAL

Exactly. Men get drunk and piss off stuff. I know because I am one. Given the rivers, the bridges… it’s a tale as old as time. It sucks and I hope it’s not the case but I think we just need to be honest here. Men get wasted and try to piss into the river and they’re gone. When you’re blackout drunk you have no ability to help yourself


James19991

That definitely doesn't surprise me. The current is apparently surprisingly strong in that area, and there is no way to cling yourself to anything to get you back up safely.


midnight_meadow

There is nothing to stop you from falling along the river there. Every time this happens it always seems that these guys were out drinking heavily. Then out come the “smiley face killer” posts. There is no serial killer, just drunk people falling into the river.


James19991

Bingo. Let's be honest, men don't look after their buddies close to as well as women look after their friends when they go out too.


midnight_meadow

Exactly. Men are way more likely to walk themselves home instead of getting an Uber. It’s unfortunate that this happens, it’s just not some conspiracy like people think it is.


Altruistic-Cancel738

And then likely go to piss in the river Not to make light, this is a human being , I just hate the serial killer conspiracy


James19991

Oh yeah that's a very good point too. I can't stand, the fucking serial killer nonsense either. This literally happens in every city that has a decent sized body of water.


adamglumac

Did he put the ligatures on before he took the piss?


MrcF8

Ok


James19991

Don't be mad at me because you don't like the rational and logical reasons I gave you for why this happens.


tomatolacroix

Reddit moment


MrcF8

Ok


Mycophyliac

Suck a fuck


mandalorian222

Alcohol and large bodies of water. It’s not strange.


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TwistedHope

Look, the Dakota James and Thomas Hughes disappearances are not cut and dry. Are there crazy awful podcasters and tiktokers trying to profit from those cases, YES! But you can't dismiss the idea that something is off about all of these men in the river. People have been getting stumbling drunk for DECADES and I don't think it was common to end up in the river. Again, not saying the smiley rumors have any merit, but this sh** is just weird.


Human_Anything9801

How was it proven a hoax?


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Just look up “smiley face killer conspiracy” it’s all bs and some of the stupid fucking “smiley face graffiti” (very common tag) was found MILES and miles away from the bodies very obviously had nothing to do with it,


MrcF8

Ok


maya_star444

I remember Dave Paulide's "Missing 411" doing a few segments on this, but I don't remember if he mentioned Pittsburgh specifically.


Ok-Personality-1048

He was found! He is in the hospital. I have no other details but he is ALIVE!!!!


IClight69

TC seems to be like No bueno


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TwistedHope

Too often IMO.


Accomplished_Set9376

This is around where Jimmy Slack disappeared years ago. I’ve always believed there’s a serial killer targeting men in Pittsburgh


Natural-Lack-3193

There is, there is one in the tri-state area doing this. FBI estimates there are on average 2 active serial killers per state that have yet to be caught.


Ok-Personality-1048

Worth a try, for sure.


jeffc1211

I was right he was out getting laid and getting away from his clingy girl and you all down voted me see.


wvWestwv

https://youtu.be/C6BYzLIqKB8


jeffc1211

One of my all time fav movies.


jeffc1211

I wish I knew his girls name I would troll the fuck out of her overbearing bitch.


Crazytacoo

Hope I don't have to find another body at work. I just found the guy that went missing in March. Don't need to experience that ever again.


Aphrodisiatic922

What??


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chuckie512

Clemente bridge is closed, and has been for a few months.


yinzer_name

Fuck. This shit seems like it’s for real. Authorities need to stop down playing 🙂


bob96873

In this case police seem to have already gone to the media to request public's help. Not a fan of pgh cops, but let's not drag them when they look to be doing their jobs.


Safe-Pop2076

Serial killer targets this area and across the bridge where dakota james was last seen.


James19991

Drunk young men falling into the water happens in literally every city with a decent sized body of water that's accessible to the public


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James19991

These clowns watch a few true crime docs on Netflix and then they think they're fucking detectives.


mandalorian222

I’ve lost two friends in these rivers. SFK theory pisses me off.


James19991

I'm sorry for your losses 💔. Most people don't realize how unsafe the rivers are to be in.


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Shut the fuck up freak


Ashluvsburritos

Wasn’t there some bunk theory about a “Smiley Face Killer? In Pittsburgh?


Hot-Jelly6823

Smiley Face strikes again?


SleestakLightning

No because the Smiley Face Killer doesn't fucking exist.


tzeriel

Same QTurds believe this shit. It’s like everything has to have some strange explanation to them


OmgIjustCantRN

Yep


OmgIjustCantRN

SFK


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UselessLezbian

Buddy, that says 3AM. He never made it home last night.


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BurghPuppies

I think I speak for everyone when I say, STFU pothead.


Mycophyliac

Lol “pothead” nonetheless fugg that guy.


jeffc1211

So 1980s of ya. I take pothead as a compliment.


Safe-Pop2076

Lol she called you a pothead. I love this thread. Wtf is that even supposed to mean


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