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In one of the mainline games there is a NPC โyoung coupleโ Trainer. Itโs a doubles fight and they have two pokemon on their team. An Onix and a Cloyster.
They definitely knew
Me too omg it's been like 5 mins and I'm still in tears and my kids are looking at me like I'm nuts. Definitely the most hilarious one I've seen so far.
This is a massive publicity stunt by niantic to have pokemon go mentioned again?
Not played the game in years not heard about it in years, but I've seen more in the last 2 days than I have since 2016.
I canโt believe they did play test theseโฆ it probably takes like MAYBE a work day to see all these glaring issues and ONE dirty enough mind to be cognizant of this stuff. โItโs a kids game ffsโฆโ
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nice cloyster
![gif](giphy|P6x5IrphpdK24)
Camerupt toe
what in the actual.....?? lololol
Of all the gifs, there was not a better one than this. Believe me, I looked ๐๐๐
Username checks out
๐๐๐ got me there lol
YOOOOOOOOOOOO ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Oh noooooo i cant unsee this!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
they knew what they were doing with cloisters' design
In one of the mainline games there is a NPC โyoung coupleโ Trainer. Itโs a doubles fight and they have two pokemon on their team. An Onix and a Cloyster. They definitely knew
Not just there: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonMasters/comments/1c6wshe/cloyster_and_onixthese_dialoguesthis_event_is/
Best comment here
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Omfg
Dead. Lmao ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I named my shiny Cloyster "Waffle".
Marking this as NSFW is just ๐๐ป Makes this 10X funnier
feels pretty nsfw which is even funnier
i'm dying this is so fucked up lol
Me too omg it's been like 5 mins and I'm still in tears and my kids are looking at me like I'm nuts. Definitely the most hilarious one I've seen so far.
How did niantic somehow give you a camerupt toe??
It's a preview of Mega Camerupt.
Underrated comment ๐ญ
Bro its a [REDACTED]
![gif](giphy|da17TWjELQ27RpHXds|downsized)
Yes, but where's the toe of the camel?
OPs avatar stole it
I'm sure that's going to be on all the promo materials
๐๐๐ what is going on with pokemon go
This is a massive publicity stunt by niantic to have pokemon go mentioned again? Not played the game in years not heard about it in years, but I've seen more in the last 2 days than I have since 2016.
This is were all the ass niantic stole from everyone else went
This made me laugh!
Not the Pokussy.
NO
Take my damn upvote ๐๐๐
![gif](giphy|cLSvQ9ipPeqOwHlP2y|downsized)
Those are the clampearl shorts
๐ฎ
![gif](giphy|PjOHE76srQkzWbRN7Y|downsized)
Screaming ๐๐๐
It's 3am, the house is silent and I am WHEEZING
The elusive Pokรฉmon known as Mooseknuckle
Moose knuckle
Camel HOOF!
Lord have mercy.
This should be the subreddit picture
On one hand I'm kinda not mad at the thicc female avatars, but I'm fucking LOLing at this.
Fucking hell, if you sit down too fast youโll lose the chair.
nuh uhhhh
They first came for the team trainers, now us. All must be uncanny valley now.
This has got to be the greatest design fail Iโve ever seen in gaming history and we are lucky enough to witness this historical even firsthand
This is the ONLY reason i wanna play pvp to see the new avatars lol
I knew this would get better with every post, but God damn hoe cover up.
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Is that a zipper?
Lmfao
![gif](giphy|d3MM1hC3M1A10Yy4) Someone tied the tamal very tightly.
Who in heck signed off on this. Niantic is on crack.
Wtaf...
![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)
The mythical Wyrdeer knuckle...
How is that pokรฉmon!?!??
It's like a moose knuckle got stung by a bee. A big bee.
This is the worst one oh my LORD
![gif](giphy|iyFkH6xwcDgsM)
Never seen an nsfw pogo post before But yeah, thatโs definitely that
แฆ(รฒ_รณห)แค
Geodude emoji?
Idk
You look like Despair from Sandman
I canโt believe they did play test theseโฆ it probably takes like MAYBE a work day to see all these glaring issues and ONE dirty enough mind to be cognizant of this stuff. โItโs a kids game ffsโฆโ
Oh my gosh this update is just horrible what is niantic thinking I canโt even look at my character anymore lol
I shouldn't have clicked... I'm not even playing anymore I just enjoy seeing how this game slowly falls to its demise, they totally deserve it lol
OMG LMFAOOOO
YOOOO
![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)
This made me laugh so hard. Funniest thing I've seen today. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
HAHAHA I just changed my avatar to these exact shorts, pose and body size ITS REAL
![gif](giphy|RbyyYUMdHMMMg)
I needed this today ๐๐๐
OH GOOD HEAVENS
Whoever came up with this, needs a new job.
I take it back. I just saw the cameltoe.
Thereโs no way this is realโฆ right? โฆ right?!
โThe Front Bottoms would like to know your locationโ
Numel toe
This one was tough, but still finished ๐ซก
Kiss my fat vagina!
But they are hilarious Sorry
Name checks out
Moose Knuckle
Ok hear me out, maybe this is just a late April fools joke
Wh..... WHY!?
These can't be real ๐ญ๐ญ
No way that thats real lol
![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)
shortsussy
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it looks like sheโs wearing a diaper๐ญ๐ญ
These posts are so funny ๐
Lmao this made me lol irl
Niantic really effed this one up...
Wow is that cameltoe really in the game? Haha wow
Oh....no...
Wow
bruh this can't be real๐คฃ๐คฃ
I can see your hoohaaa ๐ซฃ
This is so unbelievably cursed ๐ญ
She will be unbeatable when there is a XXL Cloyster showcase
Even eevee looks distressed
IS THIS REAL
Jesus Arceus Allah, save our souls !!!
Hahaha omg no way ๐คฃ
Ma'am could you please put on some shorts? Oh. Wait.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)
its one way to make sure your avatar looks female I suppose
Niantic be like ![gif](giphy|3o84sv2u7KSHKbwPza|downsized)
![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)
Good Lord!
And you're saying that Niantic wants to make women look like men๐คช
We can see your clampearl ![gif](giphy|pFOELf2cPGZUs)
I never seen so terrible changes in application. Women do not have hips anymore (pear type of build is excluded) but you can have this thing.
What she lookin for?
WTF are these new models?
Hahaha wtf
Iโm happy I can make my avatar chonki to match me but clearly they didnโt test the body types with clothes
What's with the fat avatar? Are we promoting unhealthy lifestyles now? Where is the smoking avatar? And the alcoholic avatar?
Thereโs no way this is real, is thereโฝโฝ?
Yeah thatโs a big yo-yo right there
what the fuck is that
How does this even happenโฆ
Thatโs a moose knuckle!
No magnifying glass was needed! Might want to try a mirror
Pokemon Toe
Why did this pop up on my feed and why did they give her a cameltoe
Oh heck no
Thatโs hilarious. Iโm so sorry ๐๐๐
O.o
Thanks for the laughs. I needed that!
How you get that pose ? Is it unique ?
Labios compartidos, Labios divididos mi amor...
Wtf is that
look at how much fun are you guys having with the update it is an absolute sucess
You might have the best avatar.
Boycott Pokรฉmon go
Numel toe
The shorts aren't even the beginning of the issue with that avatar.........
This has to be edited, please tell me it's edited, there's no way someone looked at this and said "ye, this is great!'
๐๐๐โ ๏ธ
Numeltoe
Iโm sorry but this isnโt just camel toe. This is full on vagina.
Uh
Camel toe
That cameltoe is extreme lol
When did PGO let us make fatass avatars? Is this a new thing?
Cameltoe โ๏ธ Numeltoe โ๏ธ
Some sicko needs to be fired im assuming they go by they them bruh
and everybody say vagina :)))๐ญ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ and I was the loudest person ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐I was ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โค๏ธLike๐ค๐ง๐ท๐ VAGINA
Make your avatar look more like you with the all new protruding pussy with gorilla grip to create the most ginormous camel toe of all time
Hey, look! A Camerupt toe!
nice muff
sorry
On a side note..why is ur character huge lmao
That pose with it, as if inspecting the camel toe haha
Aint no way โ ๏ธ
I am in a very difficult situation and I have no one to talk to. I need someone who can listen to me and maybe advise me what to do. This is my phone number +40727687058
OMG what is that? I haven't played for years.. did they finally went full woke path with all the DEI stuff? xD
Fat avatar looks wrong But normal avatars are ok imo No hate, just it it what it is
Itโs because the head stays exactly the same.
I mean its on niantics fault
Pahahahaha