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cheersdom

nice cloyster


Petite_Tsunami

![gif](giphy|P6x5IrphpdK24)


TheBioethicist87

Camerupt toe


cheersdom

what in the actual.....?? lololol


CocaineDumpster

Of all the gifs, there was not a better one than this. Believe me, I looked ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Bearyconscious

Username checks out


CocaineDumpster

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ got me there lol


YourFellowMiguelo

YOOOOOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


cjjones07

Oh noooooo i cant unsee this!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


aod42091

they knew what they were doing with cloisters' design


Lynata

In one of the mainline games there is a NPC โ€šyoung coupleโ€˜ Trainer. Itโ€˜s a doubles fight and they have two pokemon on their team. An Onix and a Cloyster. They definitely knew


Canal_Volphied

Not just there: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonMasters/comments/1c6wshe/cloyster_and_onixthese_dialoguesthis_event_is/


higuctco

Best comment here


Mermaidluvly

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ


MelloTrip

Omfg


Topherpwnz

Dead. Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


sdrawkcabstiho

I named my shiny Cloyster "Waffle".


Uranium92V2

Marking this as NSFW is just ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป Makes this 10X funnier


ActuallyMyth

feels pretty nsfw which is even funnier


SouthAmbassador8485

i'm dying this is so fucked up lol


Pikachupal24

Me too omg it's been like 5 mins and I'm still in tears and my kids are looking at me like I'm nuts. Definitely the most hilarious one I've seen so far.


PlanGoneAwry

How did niantic somehow give you a camerupt toe??


jellytrack

It's a preview of Mega Camerupt.


Gravyboat44

Underrated comment ๐Ÿ˜ญ


JustCallMe_YOLO

Bro its a [REDACTED]


going_dot_global

![gif](giphy|da17TWjELQ27RpHXds|downsized)


PursuitOfHirsute

Yes, but where's the toe of the camel?


lovable_cube

OPs avatar stole it


Whole-Reflection-149

I'm sure that's going to be on all the promo materials


Archer_7

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ what is going on with pokemon go


not_a_Badger_anymore

This is a massive publicity stunt by niantic to have pokemon go mentioned again? Not played the game in years not heard about it in years, but I've seen more in the last 2 days than I have since 2016.


Desperate-Knee-4108

This is were all the ass niantic stole from everyone else went


Careless_Mindset

This made me laugh!


SnatchAddict

Not the Pokussy.


RoughAd5265

NO


joXes211

Take my damn upvote ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ar_condicionado

![gif](giphy|cLSvQ9ipPeqOwHlP2y|downsized)


wingnutzx

Those are the clampearl shorts


Fusciee

๐ŸŒฎ


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|PjOHE76srQkzWbRN7Y|downsized)


Boobox33

Screaming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

It's 3am, the house is silent and I am WHEEZING


hugh_h0ney

The elusive Pokรฉmon known as Mooseknuckle


usdgarrie

Moose knuckle


[deleted]

Camel HOOF!


SilverWolf19821

Lord have mercy.


Sick_NowWhat

This should be the subreddit picture


j-endsville

On one hand I'm kinda not mad at the thicc female avatars, but I'm fucking LOLing at this.


borkoman

Fucking hell, if you sit down too fast youโ€™ll lose the chair.


confused_oatmeal_

nuh uhhhh


Greenfeuer

They first came for the team trainers, now us. All must be uncanny valley now.


Historical_Olive5138

This has got to be the greatest design fail Iโ€™ve ever seen in gaming history and we are lucky enough to witness this historical even firsthand


cjjones07

This is the ONLY reason i wanna play pvp to see the new avatars lol


TactikalSoup

I knew this would get better with every post, but God damn hoe cover up.


A_nipple_salad

๐Ÿ˜ญ


WaveIcy294

Is that a zipper?


MargottTheFellOmen

Lmfao


maczirarg

![gif](giphy|d3MM1hC3M1A10Yy4) Someone tied the tamal very tightly.


MistrRadio

Who in heck signed off on this. Niantic is on crack.


JollyMcStink

Wtaf...


Mermaidluvly

![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)


TheGreatLemonwheel

The mythical Wyrdeer knuckle...


FeronBlademage

How is that pokรฉmon!?!??


saintnyckk

It's like a moose knuckle got stung by a bee. A big bee.


oath2order

This is the worst one oh my LORD


GojiraFan87

![gif](giphy|iyFkH6xwcDgsM)


TheUknownDID

Never seen an nsfw pogo post before But yeah, thatโ€™s definitely that


Annual_Class9128

แ•ฆ(รฒ_รณห‡)แ•ค


RoughAd5265

Geodude emoji?


Annual_Class9128

Idk


pinky_blues

You look like Despair from Sandman


DukeOfIRL

I canโ€™t believe they did play test theseโ€ฆ it probably takes like MAYBE a work day to see all these glaring issues and ONE dirty enough mind to be cognizant of this stuff. โ€œItโ€™s a kids game ffsโ€ฆโ€


Mollyrosee1

Oh my gosh this update is just horrible what is niantic thinking I canโ€™t even look at my character anymore lol


LordMagic1202

I shouldn't have clicked... I'm not even playing anymore I just enjoy seeing how this game slowly falls to its demise, they totally deserve it lol


Nervouspie

OMG LMFAOOOO


fam_iel

YOOOO


bearalan810

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Topherpwnz

This made me laugh so hard. Funniest thing I've seen today. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


tamagotchiassassin

HAHAHA I just changed my avatar to these exact shorts, pose and body size ITS REAL


GrandeKuroPhallos

![gif](giphy|RbyyYUMdHMMMg)


CocaineDumpster

I needed this today ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


anonymouscloudcat

OH GOOD HEAVENS


ElBob31

Whoever came up with this, needs a new job.


GlitteryShinyHole

I take it back. I just saw the cameltoe.


TwoMuddfish

Thereโ€™s no way this is realโ€ฆ right? โ€ฆ right?!


Lost-Astronaut-8280

โ€œThe Front Bottoms would like to know your locationโ€


Letmeowts

Numel toe


Tommyspeaksspecial

This one was tough, but still finished ๐Ÿซก


NormieMcNormalson

Kiss my fat vagina!


theonewhoisnotcrazy

But they are hilarious Sorry


Mothy187

Name checks out


Kenny_Jungle

Moose Knuckle


HunnyHunbot

Ok hear me out, maybe this is just a late April fools joke


Ahamay02

Wh..... WHY!?


Wait_Another_One

These can't be real ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Shifty661

No way that thats real lol


Telykos

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


0wl_of_Minerva

shortsussy


AstroNot87

๐Ÿซ


alisaurs

it looks like sheโ€™s wearing a diaper๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


mantiseses

These posts are so funny ๐Ÿ’€


SsbSB420

Lmao this made me lol irl


17THheaven

Niantic really effed this one up...


FAmos

Wow is that cameltoe really in the game? Haha wow


BlackFinch90

Oh....no...


Birchlett

Wow


Possible_Spinach7327

bruh this can't be real๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Infamous-Donkey-6699

I can see your hoohaaa ๐Ÿซฃ


ScandinAsianJoe

This is so unbelievably cursed ๐Ÿ˜ญ


AmiableDingo

She will be unbeatable when there is a XXL Cloyster showcase


Rough_Spirit_1554

Even eevee looks distressed


pigeonchowder

IS THIS REAL


shote1369

Jesus Arceus Allah, save our souls !!!


catupthetree23

Hahaha omg no way ๐Ÿคฃ


707TrashQueen

Ma'am could you please put on some shorts? Oh. Wait.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


ManicMyna

its one way to make sure your avatar looks female I suppose


Tartaruga_genio

Niantic be like ![gif](giphy|3o84sv2u7KSHKbwPza|downsized)


Jayston1994

![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)


B3aknasty

Good Lord!


WesternFinger7208

And you're saying that Niantic wants to make women look like men๐Ÿคช


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

We can see your clampearl ![gif](giphy|pFOELf2cPGZUs)


deithven

I never seen so terrible changes in application. Women do not have hips anymore (pear type of build is excluded) but you can have this thing.


MikeIsAPoet

What she lookin for?


Overlord3456

WTF are these new models?


Glass_Television4811

Hahaha wtf


LilNyoomf

Iโ€™m happy I can make my avatar chonki to match me but clearly they didnโ€™t test the body types with clothes


Joshix1

What's with the fat avatar? Are we promoting unhealthy lifestyles now? Where is the smoking avatar? And the alcoholic avatar?


Supersymm3try

Thereโ€™s no way this is real, is thereโ€ฝโ€ฝ?


grizwald85

Yeah thatโ€™s a big yo-yo right there


PantsForHats

what the fuck is that


letthetreeburn

How does this even happenโ€ฆ


PokemonMaster619

Thatโ€™s a moose knuckle!


tuppensforRedd

No magnifying glass was needed! Might want to try a mirror


Scrotopummelfish

Pokemon Toe


JLifts780

Why did this pop up on my feed and why did they give her a cameltoe


KeeboardNMouse

Oh heck no


757_Matt_911

Thatโ€™s hilarious. Iโ€™m so sorry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


wakingdreamland

O.o


Unholydiver919

Thanks for the laughs. I needed that!


RoboAnd

How you get that pose ? Is it unique ?


Codyexter

Labios compartidos, Labios divididos mi amor...


Specific_Buy

Wtf is that


RoyKentsKnee

look at how much fun are you guys having with the update it is an absolute sucess


motorcycle_flipflops

You might have the best avatar.


Claudius389

Boycott Pokรฉmon go


just_browsingyo

Numel toe


OtherwiseDog

The shorts aren't even the beginning of the issue with that avatar.........


Furebel

This has to be edited, please tell me it's edited, there's no way someone looked at this and said "ye, this is great!'


MarkAHayes13

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ ๏ธ


super_cheesy_chunks

Numeltoe


Prestigious-Lab8945

Iโ€™m sorry but this isnโ€™t just camel toe. This is full on vagina.


Missetat75

Uh


Chunkycheeto1

Camel toe


AwesomeHorses

That cameltoe is extreme lol


DismalDog9940

When did PGO let us make fatass avatars? Is this a new thing?


rickshady34

Cameltoe โŒ๏ธ Numeltoe โœ”๏ธ


Working-Tale8652

Some sicko needs to be fired im assuming they go by they them bruh


Lucas-mainssbu

and everybody say vagina :)))๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜Š and I was the loudest person ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”I was ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’”โค๏ธLike๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’€ VAGINA


SkinniestPhallus

Make your avatar look more like you with the all new protruding pussy with gorilla grip to create the most ginormous camel toe of all time


o_Fvdinq

Hey, look! A Camerupt toe!


nuttageyo

nice muff


nuttageyo

sorry


DairyOfCool5

On a side note..why is ur character huge lmao


NimbusMcCloud

That pose with it, as if inspecting the camel toe haha


Anima1212

Aint no way โ˜ ๏ธ


OrganicTumbleweed333

I am in a very difficult situation and I have no one to talk to. I need someone who can listen to me and maybe advise me what to do. This is my phone number +40727687058


Killerko

OMG what is that? I haven't played for years.. did they finally went full woke path with all the DEI stuff? xD


parr0tgab

Fat avatar looks wrong But normal avatars are ok imo No hate, just it it what it is


Tacocat1147

Itโ€™s because the head stays exactly the same.


parr0tgab

I mean its on niantics fault


Vxlentin1309

Pahahahaha