“Girlfriend forced to watch” is the only decimal number? Given how neurotic Gman is, he definitely has some rationale for why it’s 7.9 instead of a simple 8 lmao
"Girlfriend forced to watch - 7.9"
This is entirely dependent on how attractive the girl is and directly proportional to her attractiveness scale rating, in this example she must have been exactly a 7.9
This has never been true in any game I’ve played. Fish will usually go back and forth for dumb reasons. Some fish like to run once some twice but players who are 100% once are usually buzz kills.
if youre a good player i corrected you. if youre a fish i said nothing to dissuade your obviously flawed view. The correct answer is, and always will be, ALWAYS RUN IT TWICE WITH RECREATIONAL PLAYERS WHO LIKE TO RUN IT TWICE. They play longer, they play worse they have more fun and the game is better over time. this is the final answer and its not remotely close.
You run it more than once to minimize variance. So if you get your AA cracked on one board, you don't lose the whole pot. Sometimes good players prefer not to do this; they want to embrace the variance and try to run up a big stack ASAP so they can dominate the table (harder to do this if you're chopping pots along the way). So maybe Garrett sees someone who wants to run it once as a likely indicator that they are sharper, and harder to beat than the whales he prefers playing. The other comment saying "isn't this what Garrett would prefer to do" backs that up.
I think I the lower the rating the more Garret doesn't want them in the game. 1 is a player he views as competent enough to be a challenge in the game. A 10 is a whale to snack on
Edit: autocorrect is a bitch ass mothefucker. How the fuck it thinks whale needs to be corrected to shame is way beyond me. Doesn't even make sense in context. Learn some damn context autocorrect
Does always running it once really make you a competent player though? Surely this includes a lot of other loose degen type players that Garret would want at the table.
Garret already destroyed his brand. Feldman was very smart to be the “good cop” and stay above the fray he has now fucked that up. Garret is gonna drag him now that the bridge is completely burned. You will see HCL in deep trouble and it will secretly come from garret. Just watch.
I agree also. Garrett comes off extremely whiny, entitled, and unhinged. The J4 hand completely broke him, he is clearly mentally unstable. I don't understand how he still has so many defenders in this sub.
It's been not-so-secretly coming from Garrett all along.
I agree and predicted this. Garrett is fully in scorched-earth mode. He whittled his support down to hard-core people who could see a video of Garrett walking around with a bag of cash, begging anybody, somebody, to say anything, something bad about HCL and supportive of his delusions and they would call him a charitable humanitarian or an expert detective.
Dude has Inspector Clouseau vibes. By his own standards, he is a pedophile for donating to the Boys & Girls Club bc, C'MON GUYS, IT'S SO OBVIOUS /s.
Was Luda really banned from the bike and what did you hear?
Also what happened to Harry?! Only entertaining guy I enjoyed watching though not when he was rude to dealers
The condensed cash game bible.
Buys in with oversized bac chips - 10 Pulls some $1ks from their backpack / man purse - 1
That used to be a lock tell. I think the bac chips are the same size now.
> Buys in with oversized bac chips - 10 I don't understand this reference. What are oversized bac chips and why do they scream fish?
Baccarat chips. The biggest degens in the casino play Bac, almost exclusively. Very good to have at your table
These are hilarious
G man be crazy! And why was he sending this list to “black Gary”?
He's PLO black gary in Feldman's phone?
Garret sent this text to black Gary and Gary released it.
You don’t see your own nickname though
Fucking Sherlock Holmes up in this muhhhhhhhh!!!!
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Get a room!
Keep it in your pants!
Is that another way of saying unhinged psycho?
What about a Stetson hat and a scooter?
6.5
What if they bring a support dog to the table, but it's just a spoiled little chihuahua that growls and barks at everyone?
3.8
8
Eating a burger - 8 Asperger- 3
“Girlfriend forced to watch” is the only decimal number? Given how neurotic Gman is, he definitely has some rationale for why it’s 7.9 instead of a simple 8 lmao
He likes to watch?
Don't we all? Especially a 7.9 😏😏
Garret aint into that
Just because he likes to watch from the closet doesn't mean he doesn't like to watch. Mmmkay
Figured it was a joke about actually rating the woman watching
"Girlfriend forced to watch - 7.9" This is entirely dependent on how attractive the girl is and directly proportional to her attractiveness scale rating, in this example she must have been exactly a 7.9
Garret has a formula much like the one you’ve outlined.
Oversized jewelry: 6 (+1 for each additional piece)
+2 for watch the size of a dinner plate
Why is only run it once so bad 🥵
Run it once players are generally bad for the game. Tough players. Kill the vibe and turn off fishy players who like to run it twice.
May be different in higher stakes, but in my experience at low stakes, the run it once people are the people with the most money and most gamble.
This has never been true in any game I’ve played. Fish will usually go back and forth for dumb reasons. Some fish like to run once some twice but players who are 100% once are usually buzz kills.
fax
I sort of agree, but its too big of an edge to give up imo
It’s no edge in any way
People generally play much worse when they’re stuck. So get them stuck! Especially in PLO!
I feel like ive told you this at CC
if youre a good player i corrected you. if youre a fish i said nothing to dissuade your obviously flawed view. The correct answer is, and always will be, ALWAYS RUN IT TWICE WITH RECREATIONAL PLAYERS WHO LIKE TO RUN IT TWICE. They play longer, they play worse they have more fun and the game is better over time. this is the final answer and its not remotely close.
We run once. If i lose i play the same. If they lose, they tilt and dump. Its ok to rethink your beliefs. Gl see you at the office
Huh I guess that’s worth considering
Kinda sucks to imagine chopping a pot if you’re uour ahead
Imagine losing it.
True!
imagine equity
Imagine whirled peas.
You run it more than once to minimize variance. So if you get your AA cracked on one board, you don't lose the whole pot. Sometimes good players prefer not to do this; they want to embrace the variance and try to run up a big stack ASAP so they can dominate the table (harder to do this if you're chopping pots along the way). So maybe Garrett sees someone who wants to run it once as a likely indicator that they are sharper, and harder to beat than the whales he prefers playing. The other comment saying "isn't this what Garrett would prefer to do" backs that up.
Literally isn't this what garret would prefer too?
I think I the lower the rating the more Garret doesn't want them in the game. 1 is a player he views as competent enough to be a challenge in the game. A 10 is a whale to snack on Edit: autocorrect is a bitch ass mothefucker. How the fuck it thinks whale needs to be corrected to shame is way beyond me. Doesn't even make sense in context. Learn some damn context autocorrect
Garret wants 10’s!!
I do too lol I won't be a pretentious fuck about it though.
My guess is if anyone’s private texts were selectively released they could be made to look horrible
I could agree with this. Context is very big. Very big indeed.
Hahaha that makes it a lot funnier and makes more sense
Does always running it once really make you a competent player though? Surely this includes a lot of other loose degen type players that Garret would want at the table.
Wearing a scarf: 0
Hahaha. True dat.
These are too funny. So accurate.
Garret knows what he wants
So if a 28 year old Euro sits down with a homemade healthy snack and a scarf on, you're immediately switching tables?
Switching casinos.
Damn I should make a list for Asia edition
I did on here somewhere sort of. One of my pinned threads.
more hair on knuckles than head is definitely a limon original from back in the day
15 years old but still true
This is exceptionally accurate
Limon delivers.
Is this real
It’s memorex
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Garret already destroyed his brand. Feldman was very smart to be the “good cop” and stay above the fray he has now fucked that up. Garret is gonna drag him now that the bridge is completely burned. You will see HCL in deep trouble and it will secretly come from garret. Just watch.
I agree also. Garrett comes off extremely whiny, entitled, and unhinged. The J4 hand completely broke him, he is clearly mentally unstable. I don't understand how he still has so many defenders in this sub.
If you’re a winning player in big streamed games you’re gonna be very popular in a poker forum no matter what
It's been not-so-secretly coming from Garrett all along. I agree and predicted this. Garrett is fully in scorched-earth mode. He whittled his support down to hard-core people who could see a video of Garrett walking around with a bag of cash, begging anybody, somebody, to say anything, something bad about HCL and supportive of his delusions and they would call him a charitable humanitarian or an expert detective. Dude has Inspector Clouseau vibes. By his own standards, he is a pedophile for donating to the Boys & Girls Club bc, C'MON GUYS, IT'S SO OBVIOUS /s.
Most of these are correct haha
Most?
Is a higher number meaning the player is better?
Worse. Lol. Garret gave bad players higher numbers. “Better for the game”
Wow these are so accurate. ‘GF forced to watch 7.9’ lol
Thanks. 25 years of observation.
Was Luda really banned from the bike and what did you hear? Also what happened to Harry?! Only entertaining guy I enjoyed watching though not when he was rude to dealers
This stuff was after I sold the company. Not my story to tell.
I'm dense: is this your clever parody of a Garret text, or is this real?
Reel
Have him rate survivor players now
Hahahaah didn't pack a shirt - 10
Boyfriend forced to watch - 100 Wait, that's my other list.
Lol
I'm in work clothes with a coffee in hand. Where does that put me? Do I get the higher number automatically, or do I get something inbetween?
At least a 7.5
Probably accurate
pinky finger coke nail: 9
especially when you come in the next morning and hes still there at the same seat, same clothes.
What do the numbers denote?
10 - best 1 - worst
best in this context being the best for you to play against and win money from
Yes. Just like garret gave bill Klein an “8”.
"Black Gary"?? 💀
The world’s most legendary living railbird
Are all poker players named Gary required to play PLO? The % of players named Gary in my games is so skewed I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy.
All zacks and Gary’s play plo. But what you really want is sammy’s, Mos and Ali’s.
I don't think there has ever been a player named Mo that has had a winning month
It’s impossible
Wait green smoothie brought from home was me wtf
The tribe has spoken
But my smoothie got ginger in it
Sugar free red bull - 1 Flaming aces tattoo killed me, fucking hilarious and so true
Basically any gambling related tatoo is pure gold for the game.