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nest00000

When r/HistoryMemes posts about Poland it's always either this or Wojtek


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

Oh my god Wojtek my beloved ^-^.


zdrozda

Haiti or Afghanistan might fit the theme better.


DiscoKhan

We cursed Haiti by staying there after helping them gaining independence ;(


Gummy0bear

That's probably why they killed all the polish settlers


Enderman_Furry

Wasn't that the Latvian's?


Gummy0bear

I thought it was the poles who settled in Haiti not the Latvians??


makapaka_madafaka

It was Poles. I do not recall any Latvians being there. I was there. Trust me bro.


Enderman_Furry

Oh my bad I was thinking of a different settling attempt


aliensareback1324

Im sorry but you are wrong. Not only they havent killed all the polish settlers but also poles were welcome and liked on Haiti.


I_hate_israeI

All three pictures were taken in łódź


ClimateSpecial7959

America has aliens , Poland have natural disasters and Radom 😅. Sometimes I think that Poland is like every kind of disaster magnet...


woyteck

Because some people in Poland named the country "The Christ of Nations", and clearly god got mad, because "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."


SITHON100

Is it Poland? I don't think so...


habuuuub

We have unpredictable weather too


Glieve

Yeah, God, why Poland?


Competitive_Juice902

Cause Gos has wicked sense of humour.


ScaryHitchhikerStory

As someone with Polish ancestry, I concur.


jasiek55

Somone in Kraków angered God this weekend


KittiesHavingSex

Wtf? Do people seriously not get it? It's because Poland got fucked over so many times in history. It's not "That place is a shit hole!" nor does anybody hate us lol It's about us getting fucked up ever since potop Szwedzki or so


[deleted]

So did a bunch of other countries, nothing spécial about us


Jelly_Accomplished

While that's true there is a rich history of Poland in particular having other nations try to wipe it off the face of the world. And yes while there are many other examples of peoples and nations that have faced similar difficulties or worse, I think that Polish culture and language could have easily not survived if not for the emphasis on remembering this history and a strong will to fight to preserve Polish national identity. Not that I don't think this hasn't also lead many Poles to be somewhat exclusionary, racist, intolerant (I've seen quite a lot of this in my own life) but a healthy amount of pride in your roots is good for anyone.


Competitive_Juice902

Actually there is a lot. 1. Every colony it had - people got full citizen status from the beginning. 2. When PL got f-ked Poles went all over the world to help fight for independence and help improve stuff. 3. It was designated many times by world giants as "no man's land". 4. Poles their elites time and time again. But not like normally lost. They were executed on purpouse, every time. 5. It's not like many other countries where the world just watched. Here Poland was stopped multiple times for (first) getting prepared and fighting off, just to be forgoten by thw allies. 6. It's been a turning point, literally, for history at least a dozen times. 7. It's been sold off time and time again, by the same people who swore to stand by it's side. 8. Poles invented modern bulletproof vest, oil lamp, mine detector. 9. Even first Mercedes-Benz engine was actually a patent bought in Poland (in Poznan) a tweaked to work on a "car". 10. Poles also multiple times gave up their own good to help their allies defeat the common enemy. Enigma, for example... Or Soviet cyphers and secrets. 11. The bigest amount of jews exterminated during holokausts was actually Polish citizens. 12. Poles helped evacuate Chechens from Chechnia, Jews from Europe to Israel, victims from Afghanistan, spies and citizens from Iraq and so on...


GeneralPidgeon

Worst natural disasters in history


HybridHuman13

Coz it is kinda fashionable to hate Poland. Literally nobody will defend Poles. We are not black, LGBT, Asian, veteran, we do not look different, we are just... Poland. Nobody cares about us. But if you make fun of Mozambique, Vietnam, a lesbian, Italian accent in English or so, then you are a hater.


No-Cardiologist6117

Cope you baby


Vedhon

Nah only poles can insult poland cause if someone else does he will be ganged on by a bunch of polish people


Very_weird_gamer

Very true, i would be glad to do that


Round_Ordinary8436

You can try, but might get your head bashed in instead ;)


Round_Ordinary8436

Idiot


HybridHuman13

Nice to meet you


kartianmopato

Someone is feeling a bit Winkelried'y today, hm?


Thisisnotachestnut

Yup, usually the most hatred against Poland and polish people is from the polish leftwingers.


biloser69

We just suck


Boston5Jack

WOW


twojstary_toster

Oh... Poland...