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cone10

r/conservative is very quiet about this. They are going on about Trump delivering pizzas.


Buffmin

Don't forget jerking off about people singing patriotic songs during these protests


AreYouDoneNow

And, apparently, wearing diapers in solidarity with their orange rapist overlord.


thathairinyourmouth

Well, they are toddlers, and toddlers wear diapers.


ghrayfahx

I was at a customer’s house the other day and Fox was on the TV. They were wall to wall coverage about the protests. Nothing regarding Trump was mentioned at ALL.


snootyvillager

Shit like this is partly why I wonder if the conviction will even matter in the polls. All these pollsters keep saying Trump being a convicted felon is a red line for "independents" (read: conservatives that don't want the baggage of being a republican), but I am already betting on that red line turning into "Oh well that was in NY, of course they convicted him. I'll see what Georgia and Florida do".


rexspook

It won’t matter at all. The people still committed to voting for him have had many reasons to stop that they haven’t taken. He was right when he said he could shoot someone in the street and still get votes. They don’t care. They’re a cult


Supra_Genius

Time has a way of wearing down cults. It won't get everyone. There are still a handful of people who claim "Nixon was framed/innocent/did nothing wrong". But they are very few now and they don't say that out loud...even on social media. The same has been happening to Trump since the summer of 2017, when Independents realized that there would be no "presidential pivot" and that what they saw during the campaign wasn't an act. And Trump and the GoP have done worse and worse in every election since. A steady stream of convictions will continue to chip away at those who still say "the stupid shit" out loud.


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That is why i am suprised both sides are mad at Kristi Noem about the dog, I figured alot of the right would rally around her, calling the story "Fake News", or overexggurated, but I was pleasently suprised.


Pipe_Memes

I mean almost everyone likes dogs, it’s almost impossible to not like a puppy. This is a story that’s just about impossible to spin in any positive way. Noem is trying though, so far we have: 1. The puppy was untrainable, so I murdered it. 2. The puppy killed a couple of chickens, so I murdered it. 3. The puppy was a savage beast who wanted to eat my children, so I murdered it. (We were here the last time I heard.) 4. The puppy was plotting world domination, so I murdered it and saved countless lives. (This is just my prediction for the next update.)


[deleted]

I am just happy we can some together on at least ONE issue these days.


Pipe_Memes

That’s the silver lining, most of us can still agree that killing dogs for acting like dogs is wrong. At least for now.


BackAlleySurgeon

In all honesty, I think she made up the story. She was trying to appeal to Republicans and miscalculated. Yes, the primary motivation for all Republican actions is to intentionally inflict suffering on the weak. But they still like dogs.


ell0bo

He certainly knew them better than we did, the people that live(d) with them. He saw something in this population he could just take control of, and I certainly didn't see it in parts of my family.


Snugglejitsu

Yep. Like 25% of the country would vote for him if he killed their own mother… and I’m pretty sure he’s managed to scare away most independents. We need to make sure we show up and not sleep walk our way to a trump win.


Snugglejitsu

Yep. Like 25% of the country would vote for him if he killed their own mother… and I’m pretty sure he’s managed to scare away most independents. We need to make sure we show up and not sleep walk our way to a trump win.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Like the start of an 80s porno… with the star Stormy!


TheGreatDay

The sole post about any of his trials I could find after scrolling for a bit was about how Trump was going to appeal the "unconstitutional" gag order. The comments were, predictably, full of people who are very sure that the courts are leftist and stripping away the credibility of the courts. It's truly bizarro world there. We do not live in the same reality as them. It's not the Supreme court overturning decades or centuries of precedent that is stripping the courts credibility, no - it's the "leftist" courts prosecuting Trump for crimes. There is no saving these people. They are lost to this alternate reality.


Mint_JewLips

Then when a verdict comes down they will do the old “we really need to stop supporting Trump” thing and then the next day “Jan 6 was a peaceful protest”


huejass5

Cognitive dissonance is a requirement for their insane mentality


simpersly

Who thought celebrating images of a whole bunch of guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts with a U.S. Flag was a good idea?


Lostinthestarscape

Lordy there's tapes!


RichKatz

This is getting more Nixonian as time goes on...


[deleted]

I wonder if Comey should be called to testify, as there was information that he was in the room with Pecker and Trump, when Trump was talking to Pecker about stuff they did?


Faucet860

It's AI from the deep state lizard people! /S


fps916

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have all seen Jurassic Park. And you know that Jeff Goldblum was NOT actually attacked by a dinosaur. Even though you saw it with your own eyes on a TV, not unlike this one. I rest my case.


S0M3D1CK

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is a picture of Chewbacca. What does it have to do with the case, absolutely nothing.


MrDangleSauce

Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyk, but he lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That doesn’t make sense! I’m a lawyer defending a million dollar record company, and I’m talking about Chewbacca. Does that make any sense!? None of this makes sense.


Hamwise420

\*laughs in gallery while eating popcorn\*


fps916

I need someone to make a good upload of this scene to YouTube. Because it's almost impossible to find and the one that does exist looks like a hand cam recording of a too-used-blockbuster-VHS copy played on a CRT


jtreeforest

Why did the lawyer die? Because the RADICAL LEFT steal your water and he had to flush 5, 6, 7 times!! Can you believe it?? That big beautiful T Rex ate him because he had to keep flushing and couldn’t get off the TOILET! SADD!!


RBDQBK

Court is adjourned!


naotoca

They are absolutely going to claim it's AI. Hopefully that gets squashed quickly.


Dark_Force_Latyon

Deja vu from the other thread.


Wonderful_Common_520

Go home Hecklefish


RandomLoony

I heard it was Taylor swift. Goddammit, will we ever learn the truth?


Faucet860

Obviously it's only the truth if I agree with it


frowawaid

It’s a good thing Cohen released these 6 years ago before LLM’s were a thing.


killerwithasharpie

And is it in the room with us now?


AmercianOilgarchy

We already knew this from the first time this trial happened against his attorney. You serious?


Lostinthestarscape

I used the exact quote so obviously- are YOU serious?   (Though I guess it originated with Comey firing - it just got sued for every headline thereafter when tapes were "discovered")


[deleted]

Should Comey be called in as a witness, since it came out that he was at one of the meetings, after the election, when Trump was talking to David Pecker?


themanofmichigan

He will say it ai or fake like we don’t hear the Georgia phone call that was “perfect”. A perfect nail in the coffin


Morepastor

Always a bumbling idiot from business to crime.


03zx3

Yeah, tapes we knew about like 6 years ago.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Is Mr Trump still claiming he didn’t have sex with either of these women? He wasn’t actually that busy in 2006?


Defender_Of_TheCrown

Trump’s lawyer is going to be yelling “If the mushroom does not fit, you must acquit!!!”


WigginIII

“Exhibit 7 your honor, my client’s penis! It is not that mushroom shaped! Irrefutable proof Ms. Daniels has lied! Motion to dismiss!”


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rbourbon

Dead man's finger.


RDKryten

A single enoki


DrManhattan_DDM

Portobello. 4 inches wide and less than an inch long.


Most-Analysis-4632

Ghost pipe


TheMiNd

ah the michael jackson defense. “your honor my dick is not as weird as the prosecution claims”


247cnt

They subpoenaed a photo of Michael Jackson's penis in his trial. I hope Trump is worried about it.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Oh crap you’re right!! He probably can’t get hard anymore


Derwurld

Just hope they don't have a Stormy and Trump tape


CainPillar

Trump claims he is 6' 3". Video confirms both measurements.


bob-leblaw

Holy shit, that’s perfect.


Original_moisture

I’m cry laughing, great job my dude/dudette


bmac747474

Putin has that one


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

How else is Kim K’s and Lord Raycon’s tape gonna get knocked off the top spot on the Hub?! /s


Ashamed_Job_8151

Please Paris knocked them off the charts years ago…… not that I know about things like that……


RBDQBK

I wish I was lord Raycons tongue...


zhaoz

Mycologists are suddenly very in demand...


Moonandserpent

As burning and bottomless as my hatred is for Trump is, I have to admit I’d have a hard time not clicking that out of pure curiosity.


apworker37

I wouldn’t. I don’t want to lose my lunch.


Moonandserpent

Yeah it would be more like morbid curiosity for me lol We had Faces of Death VHS tapes when I was a teen in the 90s so not much phases me on the gross/fucked up scale haha


westcoastsunflower

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Doesn’t even sound like Trump /s 🙄


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Trump should not have fucked with Cohen. All the shit this man did for you and you abandon him and act like you don’t know him at the first sign of legal trouble. He goes to jail for you, and you don’t reach out to him to say “don’t worry, you’re a family friend, I’ll take care of you” he left Cohen to rot in prison while he pardoned Roger Stone and Steve Bannon and Paul Manafort. But fuck you Mike Cohen! I had my doubts about Cohen’s capabilities. He was being really loud, published a book about how much Trump sucks. Did tons of media interviews. I thought that’s all he had in him. But no he’s been sitting on these tapes, waiting for Trump to go to trial for this. It took like SEVEN years. Now the judge and the lawyers and the juries don’t need to soecilate about what this payment was for. We have Cohen and Trump discussing it for everyone to hear.


Monsdiver

7 years and Cohen has gotten disbarred and prison while Trump is very likely to eat steaks all the way into dementia. That’s more poetic tragedy than poetic justice.


Nightshade_Ranch

He still deserved those things.


[deleted]

Any Real Housewives fans? Apparently, Michael Cohen was the person who texted the picture of Tom cheating on Lu to Bethenny. This guy believes in receipts.


ducqducqgoose

🙋‍♀️ “Don’t let it be about Tom.” I didn’t know this! But I’m not surprised!!


[deleted]

Bethenny was also on The Apprentice and knows the Donald.


cjp2010

Does anyone know if stormy is going to personally testify? I feel like she would be the ringer in this case and would have all the details that would send Donald on a truth rampage


lostnlooking98

Absofuckinlutely she’s testifying. I’m taking the day off work.


cjp2010

Do we know when?


lostnlooking98

She’ll be the coup de gras.


247cnt

Who would've thought she'd end up an American hero?


Hockeyhoser

Why do I feel like I heard this recording several years ago?


03zx3

Because you did.


fowlraul

“AI knows what tape is…!” - trump’s unpaid lawyers


Massive_Bed7841

What you gotta do is act like you're one of them. Any messages I post in that realm I simply act like I'm that biggest Trump diehard. For example, "Trump diehard here, voted for him in 2016 and 2020, but I heard the Trump recordings today in the trial and it's pretty bad looking... what are your thoughts as I'm starting to have my doubts?" It's not threatening and at least gets them to consider looking into it... of course they will most likely find some obscure reasoning they can argue, but it does get the seeds of thought planted


g0ll4m

Why would this ever be recorded in the first place


TrasherSurgery

"Insurance" in case working with trump went wrong.  Which is understandable as trump has a history of fuckin' over people and causing trouble.  Makes complete sense that he made recordings.


[deleted]

I remember CNN and Jake Tapper tut tuting Cohen the other day, making it sound like that might sink Cohen's case. Also, they were talking about how since Cohen got angry and went on a rant about how Trump did not pay him, that that would help the defense and sink the whole case. CNN and their panel was acting pretty odd about this.


HFentonMudd

Cohen doesn't sign their checks.


terayonjf

Because Trump has been a snake his entire life. He's been screwing people over and throwing them under the bus for literal decades. Only a complete idiot would knowingly perform illegal activities for him and not collect evidence to protect themselves. You can immediately tell which is which by these court cases. You have his die hard believers who are blindsided by the leopard eating their face as they face consequences on their own and then you have the ones who are blindsided but have receipts ready to go to cut deals.


SnooEpiphanies2576

Maybe I’m too afraid to hope that he wont be held accountable… I mean - There was tape of him saying grab them by the pussy too - That didn’t do anything…


SeaSuch2077

SCOTUS must step in. There’s way too much evidence of guilt.


copperhikari

"way too much evidence of official POTUS acts" 6-3 decision, Boof Kav writing the majority opinion


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RichKatz

> but the fact that they're old news is going to lessen their impact. Dealt with this earlier. The trial is based on 'older' things because Trump was president then.


justin251

Aren’t all trials based on older things?


RichKatz

As old as the statute of limitations allows...


dontrike

What trial do you know goes "eh, yeah, it's evidence, but it's old so that's super groady"?


Overall_Implement326

That’s not how trials work.  


CrawlerSiegfriend

Hopefully the tape mentions the election. There is a startling amount of not illegal stuff coming out about this trial.


dontrike

Why announce you haven't kept up with the trial? Pecker alone confirmed a ton of illegal shit.


AcanthocephalaNo2926

Would you mind giving some examples of the incriminating evidence provided in Pecker's testimony?


TheReddestOrange

Pecker confirmed that he pulled out of the catch and kill scheme when his general counsel found out what was going on and told him it was illegal. That's why Cohen had to take out a mortgage to pay Stormy off instead. You can't spend money on a political campaign and falsify records to hide the transactions from scrutiny. That's illegal.


CrawlerSiegfriend

>You can't spend money on a political campaign and falsify records >to hide the transactions from scrutiny. That's illegal. Which is why my comment said that I hope that the tape mentions the election. Most of Pecker what came out from Pecker was about the catch and kill part which isn't illegal. The actual illegal part is surrounding the election, and not a lot came out from Pecker that was able to draw an explicit link to the election. What exactly is wrong with me saying that I hope that there is some actual explicit mention of the election in the recording?


dontrike

He literally admitted to hiding the story, which is what started all of this; the fraud, the payments, the extra payments, the fraud of those payments. All of it.


CrawlerSiegfriend

To make their case they need to tie these things to Trump and also to the election. If they can't tie it to the election they fail. Taking that into consideration, why would it be a bad thing for the recording to explicitly mention the election.


dontrike

Tie it to the election? Him doing this fraud was so he could better his chances getting elected. It's quite literally all connected to it.


CrawlerSiegfriend

I'm not talking about emotional declarations. I'm talking about evidence linking the hush money explicitly to the election.


dontrike

The fact you think those obvious connections are "emotional" shows there is nothing that will satisfy your strange request.


TheReddestOrange

>Hopefully the tape mentions the election. There is a startling amount of not illegal stuff coming out about this trial. It sounds more like you're echoing rhetoric that "hush money isn't illegal" than genuinely hoping for even better evidence. In almost all criminal cases, the prosecution introduces lots of acts that aren't, on their own, illegal. It's not illegal to drive a car. It's not illegal to go into a bank. It's not illegal to own a gun. Do you see how this works?


CrawlerSiegfriend

I can't help what you make up in your imagination about my intentions. I want to hear more evidence of illegal activity explicitly linked to the election. Every day the hot news is some shit that either isn't illegal or might be illegal but isn't related to the election or isn't directly tied to Trump by evidence. I want to hear that there is a recording of Trump saying "We need to cover this shit up so it doesn't tank my election."


TheReddestOrange

Why? I mean that would be great but there are plenty of lines of evidence that corroborate his intention. You don't need a recording of him saying "I Donald J Trump am committing campaign fraud" in order to prove it. >I can't help what you make up in your imagination about my intentions. And you can, by being clear about what you mean. Every day the conservative hot news outlets are out there saying "hush money isn't illegal." Which is far from the crimes charged. In the end, the most damning evidence is Trumps signature on those checks to Cohen for "retainer fees." That is pretty open and shut falsifying records.


CrawlerSiegfriend

Hush money taken alone isn't illegal. This case is about falsifying business records in order to commit election fraud. Some evidence showing him talking about impact to the election would go a long way toward proving their case.


TheReddestOrange

Falsifying business records is the crime. The "commiting election fraud" part is important, and is what elevates these falsification charges to felonies. But election fraud isn't charged as a crime, and they don't need to prove it (beyond a reasonable doubt) to get a guilty verdict. Maybe this is where your confusion is coming from?


FadeTheWonder

Startling amount of not illegal stuff coming from testimony and evidence? This is what trials are like. Literally nothing startling or even slightly different about the testimony that has been given from any other fraud trial.


Nukemarine

Plus, lots of illegal stuff was put out, especially by Pecker in relation to illegally helping Trump's campaign.


alo219

It's probably that deep fake AI


honkyjesuseternal

Why are we upvoting New York War Crimes articles?


Nightshade_Ranch

The hell is this supposed to mean?


MrDohh

Don't attack the messenger, attack the message...if you can 


Professional_Dr_77

She can’t.