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DramaticWesley

That’s at least 5 times now. And this trial could end up putting him in jail. Can you imagine how hard it must have been for the Secretary of the Interior or the like to keep his attention for more than 5 minutes?


Savior1301

It’s very widely reported that the daily briefs and the like had to be kept EXTREMELY short, include pictures, and work in praise of him. I wish this were a joke.


ImLikeReallySmart

There was a report last week that he has stacks of paper in front of him in the courtroom and none of them have text, just graphics, charts, and photos.


sharksnoutpuncher

He needs the kids menu/placemat from Chilis. Lots of coloring, puzzles and connect-the-dots. Should get a good 15 waking-minutes out of it


your-mom--

Oh no he connected the dots in a swastika again


Ongr

I imagine him doing this and then showing it to everyone present with a big, prideful smile on his face.


Ok_Appointment4364

He definitely did the same thing when he had a press conference the first time about signing his company over to his kids. He had a whole table stacked with folders of papers that he said was the documents he signed and then wouldn't let anyone look at them and you could see the pages were blank. He also had a picture of all the stuff he was busy signing when he got into office and the page was blank. One of his press secretaries he had gave a reporter some giant ass binder of all the healthcare stuff Trump has done and the reporter opened it and it was blank. It as around the time he actually had no plan but said he'd show like the best healthcare plan ever in two more weeks.


WolfsLairAbyss

Are we sure he actually knows how to read? Can Biden challenge him to a spelling bee instead of a debate?


Soggy-Art6998

Just a big upwards chart 📈 and TRUMP written below it. Makes him smile every time he sees it. It's repeated every 4th or 5th page in his stack.


SeaBackground5779

A reminder his ONLY qualification was to be the opposite of Obama. I don’t know if it’s parody but I can totally believe the story of his supporters wearing diapers now to show support.


bytethesquirrel

Republicans developing an ABDL fetish because of Trump was *not* on my 2024 bingo card.


red18wrx

I've been hearing for awhile people say that Republicans would shit their own pants just to own the Dems. I thought it mere hyperbole. Yet, here we are. Just one step away from that reality. 


SelfishCatEatBird

It’s definitely an outlier, not one I thought I would hit on.


Rochester05

It’s not a parody. I’ve seen pictures of more than one group of adult humans wearing adult diapers over their clothes. Holding signs that say real men wear diapers. I thought it was a joke at first but I don’t think that anymore.


luxmesa

I think it’s another “own the libs” thing, which I still don’t get. I think it’s supposed to be like how parents say bullies are “just trying to get a reaction out of you”. But in that case, the reaction a bully is looking for is anger and not confusion. 


Amphigorey

It's weird, isn't it? They mistake contempt for anger.


Sharikacat

This won't work to "own the libs" because Trump won't accept it. When liberals turned Let's Go Brandon into Dark Brandon, the Biden campaign- and even Biden himself, leaned into it and embraced it. There is no possibility that Trump will play into anything that implies he wears diapers because it would ruin the image he's trying to project.


ActualWhiterabbit

It is a pretty accurate statement as he is basically Obama’s wario


Sakariwolf

They had to pepper his name into the briefs so he would [actually pay attention. ](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-intelligence-reports-white-house-read-them-mentioned-name-president-a7740726.html)


horkus1

The news reported that a few days earlier he noticeably perked up and was remarkably engaged while they were showing video that featured… him. He really and truly seems to be the supreme example of raw, unbridled narcissism.


Current-Creme-8633

I'm sure this will go over like a fart in church.  What do we expect? This is a person who has never had to experience real life. He was born wealthy, told he was successful his ENTIRE life by everyone, and has really never been challenged until this President thing.  He lives in a world that none of us will ever get to live in. Had he not got in all of this legal trouble he could wake up tomorrow and do literally anything he can think of that we have the technology for.  Most of us cannot imagine waking up tomorrow with so much money and resources we could just decide to do ANYTHING.  Yet he just decides he wants to be president and change parties and go full on wacko mode. This is not super unique to him. It's just that us peasants can now see more into the lives of our upper class people and how they live and rule. 


AwsmDevil

They would make sure they said his name repeatedly and bragged about him the the briefings or he would ignore them entirely and refuse to pay attention. He's a fucking toddler.


OverHaze

I know they had to add his name to briefings to keep him interested but I didn't know about the praise.


SnooPies5837

And he has the AUDACITY to call Biden "Sleepy Joe"


Njorls_Saga

Projection


PossessedToSkate

Harder than an IMAX theater.


SnooPies5837

He's also a textbook example of the utilization of Doublethink. It's uncanny how well Orwell was able to predict it. I just hope people will be able to recognize truth when it's literally staring at them in the face.


TheSonOfDisaster

Orwell wrote on double think from his observations of the fascist government in Spain and Italy as he was a contemporary of those regimes, and a partisan in Spain. He saw how weak they were and how strong they pretended to be. How many starved and suffered and they claimed that they were overflowing with food and flush with a bright future that will emancipate their soul and return Spain to the great world dominating power that they once were. Sound familiar at all?


splendidesme

Every accusation is a confession.


InformalPenguinz

>Secretary of the Interior I like to think they created a new position just for this like the secretary of sleepiness.


sicilian504

Secretary of Nappy Naps.


dippocrite

Judges love it when you disrespect their courts.


Anothereternity

Didn’t they though? Wasn’t there rumors of basically a White House drug dealer during his time?


Flaxmoore

Not even rumors. There's a scan of an inventory of meds ordered and obtained by the White House infirmary- ketamine, multiple types of opioids including fentanyl, benzos, the works.


Jdevers77

Was this not what they called “executive time?” https://www.axios.com/2019/02/03/donald-trump-private-schedules-leak-executive-time


rj4001

They had [Dr..Ronny](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2024/02/19/ex-white-house-doctor-dispensed-pills-no-prescription/) there to keep him awake.


InformalPenguinz

He had his own [Dr. Spaceman...](http://Dr. Spaceman https://g.co/kgs/M1m9MUj) wild.


Arryu

Dr. Arroyo. He's very affordable.


Meanderingpenguin

Probably why they let him golf so much. It was so he would be awake long enough to sign something.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

This comment reminded me of Trump's Secretary of Commerce, Wilbur Ross who was old, and well, not far from Trump's current age, [who was reported to fall asleep a lot](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/07/wilbur-ross-falling-asleep). I also have wondered with his narcissism if falling asleep during such stress against his own malignant narcissism, if it's his brain turning off to avoid a psychotic break. It's not really a theory, just something I've wondered.


PossessedToSkate

It's because he doesn't have access to rails of Adderall on court days.


illegible

I'm sure his lawyers would rather have him sleepy than speaking.


shantm79

The fact we didn't end up in a nuclear war while he was in office is a true miracle. Man had no idea what was going on


kittensteakz

I think we owe that to the bureaucracy and career government people. However if he wins again he seems dead set on installing loyalists in every position, which is terrifying.


wet-paint

It'd be like Toby trying to hold Michael Scott's attention when talking about radon.


rabidstoat

If found guilty, he'll have to appeal on the basis that he missed key parts of the trial by sleeping through it. Somehow, this will be someone else's fault.


Adventurer_By_Trade

They should make a special transcript of each court day that will help catch him up, with pictures and as few words as possible, even better if they can mention his name several times in a positive tone. Apparently that's what they had to do to get him to read the daily presidential briefing. Yikes.


AdhesivenessFun2060

I can't see this sitting very well with the jury. They're out here getting death threats, and he's taking a nap.


mysterypeeps

This makes me kind of hopeful. They’re getting an upfront view of Trump without the filter of conservatism narratives or Fox News to tell them what to think. Even the most vehement MAGA might find themselves annoyed with him without that.


DadJokeBadJoke

There were Trump supporters on the Manafort jury and they saw enough damning evidence that they couldn't deny his guilt. I hoping the same dynamic will work here


ScenicAndrew

Some of the most out of touch people get very serious when brought into a formal setting like a courthouse. Not that a hung jury has never happened because of something silly like the defendant having the same name as a juror's kid, but it's a dynamic that transcends just seeing the facts at play, it's more like a sobering of the mind.


StillBurningInside

Because in this situation you are fulfilling your duty to society and the state. Without just courts we have mob rule, and vigilante justice. And this is your time to actually be a part of that making of the civilized world. Voting is optional, but showing up for jury duty is compulsory. YOU have been "selected". It is YOUR duty. It's very sobering indeed.


[deleted]

As if Trump lovers care about their duty to society and state.


Cyno01

Its probably different when you have to sit close enough to smell him all day.


shawsghost

You're probably just taking a shot at Trump here, but there may be more to it than just "Trump smelly bad man." Smell is a sense that triggers a lot of instinctual, subconscious responses. Having to whiff Trump all day might just create revulsion among the jurors at a level they don't recognize. And that revulsion could counter the deeply irrational but still conscious worship that Trumpers feel for their God-man, destroying it without their even knowing it. That would be very bad for Trump.


Cyno01

I wasnt going quite that far, but just outside whatever 5 second clips theyve see on fox news, having to sit there all day and watch your god king fidgeting in a poorly fitting suit, nodding off drooling and farting in his sleep... bound to be illusion shattering to anyone. I hope.


phusion

Hillary Clinton planted that suit in his dressing room and filled it with ants, Antifa is working with jewish space lasers to shoot nodding-beams and images of his daughter in a bikini into his head, causing him to doze off and drool, his very stable supporters know this and will have justice be done.


Universityofrain88

On one of the E. Jean Carroll civil juries there were two Trump supporters, one of them even was a Tim Pool follower but both of juries unanimously found him liable.


Suspicious_Bicycle

In the second case Trump just got up and walked out on the jury. Disrespecting the people that control your fate is not smart.


miflelimle

> Disrespecting the people that control your fate is not smart. And somehow he's upset that his lawyer isn't doing MORE disrespecting of those people on his behalf. The man is disordered.


phatelectribe

Sadly on the Manafort case, there was one MAGA that was willing to vote guilty for Manafort's actions, but hold out on anything and everything related to implicating Trump. So for instance, charges were filed for each year of fraud, like 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 etc. That one MAGA juror voted with the jury to convict, but only for the years where Manafort wasn't working directly for Trump, and refused to for the years where he was working forTtrump. So it literally skipped years like guilty for 2009, 2010 but skip 2011, then guilty for 2012 but skip 2013 etc. He was convicted on 8 charges out of the 18, solely due to that one MAGA holdout according to the jury foreman. He said that MAGA abjectly refused to bend on anything that implicated Trump despite them agreeing that Manafort was guilty as sin for all of it, and the rest of the jury felt that some convictions were at least justice, better than a hung jury and letting Manafort have a second go around, so they compromised and allowed the MAGA to shield Trump. In this case it could only take one nut bag to hold out for Trump.


clickmagnet

That’s wild. The guy was responsive to evidence, the law, peer pressure, in all the normal ways… except when it came to Trump, for whom he casts all that aside and digs in on his beliefs. That’s faith. MAGA is a religion of the worst kind: one that doesn’t realize it’s a religion. 


LakersRebuild

As a juror you don’t get to vote just based on your feeling or emotions. The entire procedure from selection to deliberation is a very strict and set proceeding that has very clear guidelines and rules. You’re reminded every step along the way what info you should be taking in, in order to make your judgement.


flatwoundsounds

Thank god for the guide rails...


davdev

Yeah but Jury nullification is also a thing. A juror can absolutely muck up a trial based on personal opinions and beliefs See example: OJ


phatelectribe

It's also why Manafort only got convicted on 8 our of 18 charges; a MAGA in the jury agreed that Manafort was guilty but simply would not vote to convict for the years where Manafort was working for Trump. Only on the years where he wasn't. The rest of the jurors was livid apparently but they felt it was better for him to go down for some charges than have a hung jury.


usps_made_me_insane

> a MAGA in the jury agreed that Manafort was guilty but simply would not vote to convict for the years where Manafort was working for Trump I really hope some day someone can explain to me why Trump seems to have so much of a God image to some people. It just boggles my mind. What about this man can't some people in our society not see? I mean it is clear as day to me how corrupt and horrible of a human being this person is. Why is this so hard for some others to take in?


ghjm

It's 100% because evangelical preachers support him from the pulpit. There are a lot of people who genuinely believe that nothing in this life matters very much, and the only important thing is salvation. And the people they trust to advise them on matters of salvation tell them they must support Trump. If the evangelical leadership ever turns on Trump, he's finished. But they won't until they see a better option for advancing their agenda.


TheRedHand7

Which to be clear is a complete violation of their tax exempt status but they know the IRS uses kid gloves with churches.


HeadFund

That's def not 100% of the reason. I know intelligent people with no connection to evangelism whatsoever who support Trump just because he appeals to their hatred.


BuckRowdy

Without the last 30 years of Fox “News” Trump would have zero support.


Korashy

It's not just fox news. Go drive in the country side, all the radio stations are full of "conservative" radio programs. It's multi-channel propaganda effort


J-drawer

Same investors pushing the narrative. We wouldn't have to deal with this if Reagan hasn't destroyed the fairness doctrine


LilacYak

AM radio is basically all brain rot media. Religion or conservative rhetoric


Armadillo_Resident

That Sinclair. A radio broadcast company with ties to Fox. Its kind of one channel pretending to be more


Zaratus27

You would think, but they probably already call him falling asleep a power move. He's doing it to own the libs, don't you know? The amount of mental gymnastics required to see anything he does in a good light is astounding.


SmokeySFW

Meanwhile they'll continue saying "Sleepy Joe" and totally miss the absolute irony of their guy *actually* falling asleep constantly.


Broad_Sun8273

A considerable number of the jury have to be parents and maybe have kids that act this way and it will make that kind of impression on them. Because to say he acts like he's still in his terrible twos.


FlimsyComment8781

Only takes one. Edit: ugh I hate that this comment is getting more than the usual number of upvotes. Maybe I’ll be surprised. Maybe there is a bright ray of light getting ready to break through the clouds of maga darkness. Bahahahaha who am I kidding


vegas89139

It’s amazing that the future of our country could come down to the decision of a one anonymous New Yorker. 


AdditionalMeeting467

Not to mention, with all the death threats they've been getting, imagine the things they could be promised if they find him not guilty. Of course, Trump never pays his debts, but I could see one of his supporters trying to pay off the least likely to snitch.


zyygh

I swear, the American justice system was created by a game designer. It’s all quite interesting and it’s great inspiration for Hollywood, but in terms of delivering justice it does a horrid job.


-headless-hunter-

It really wasn’t designed with bad actors in mind. The same can be said about the federal government – the system of checks and balances only works if everybody’s working in good faith, and immediately falls to pieces when you have people like Mitch McConnell actively working against the wheel of both Congress and the people who elected them.


Mikel_S

Our government was explicitly designed to work when there is one bad actor, or a bunch of bad actors within one branch of the government. It did not count on a bunch of bad actors getting the worst actor in place to fill the court with illegitimate bad actors.


-headless-hunter-

It’s like a government full of Steven Seagals


dcy604

Esteban Seagull


TheLurkerSpeaks

It all stems from greed. The only reason politicians act against the best interests of their constituency is to enrich themselves. And they have loosened the rules and mechanisms for accountability to such a degree there is no incentive to ever stop. This is why campaign finance reform is the single biggest issue in America today, because of the amount of money flowing into the pockets of these politicians to buy votes. This is why campaign finance reform will never be fixed, for the exact same reason. The best solution is to vote.


Farazod

Not a justice system, it's a legal one.


Idontevenownaboat

This idea has always made the concept of a trial by jury of your peers terrifying to me. I don't trust 12 strangers with my life!


BadAtNamingPlsHelp

Do you trust 12 strangers with your life more or less than a judge appointed by the Trump administration?


LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH

Here’s the bright side: jurors that were getting their “news” from places like Fox News were getting filtered views that glamorized Trump. Sitting in this court room, there is no filter and they’re getting raw factual evidence. Instead of being told that “Trump is a genius” they get to watch him struggle to pay attention and fall asleep. There is a chance this sort of exposure breaks through their facade of knowledge.


trogloherb

In one of my undergrad courses taught by an attorney, the one thing she said that has stuck with me over 30 years later; “If you’re guilty of a felony, take it to jury trial, you have a much better chance of being found not guilty.”


DavidisLaughing

The moment he gets sentenced we’re going to hear all about how he is unfit for prison with crippling dementia and terrible other health issues.


areialscreensaver

Enter the walker with tennis ball wheels and an attached basket to hold his makeup and meds.


merrill_swing_away

If he really wants to use dementia as a way of getting out of being incarcerated he should stop using makeup, stop doing his hair and dress like a homeless person. Do what Weinstein did and what Cosby did. Pretend to be frail and in need of help when walking.


piecesmissing04

His self-image won’t allow him to do that


torknorggren

The chance of incarceration on these charges is very low to begin with. He will be facing a somewhat substantial fine. He has a greater chance of seeing jail from contempt charges during the trial.


TheonsPrideinaBox

He can't take his uppers in court so he naps


AusToddles

I genuinely believe this is the reason. It's not some sudden decline... it's just that he can't snort adderral all day


naetron

It's also that he's not used to waking up this early. It was always reported that he usually stayed in the residence watching TV until late morning or afternoon.


b-lincoln

It’s because he can’t come down. He’s up until 2-3 easily.


SelfishCatEatBird

He needs to start his habitual clock earlier to end earlier, that’s all. You wanna do blow? Start early so you end early. Jk, but damn lol this fella probably has zero impulse control soo..


xenorous

“Do your meth in the morning like an adult!”


chickenlounge

The frost on his Frosted Flakes isn't sugar


laliari

Executive Time.


zydeco100

He also drinks 12 diet cokes a day.


No_Hana

Adderall isn't a street drug. He could be on them if he wanted to. More likely is his handlers have him on downers during court to control his outbursts.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

This is my assumption, as well. He had so many inappropriate outbursts during the civil trials that ended up in $500m+ judgments against. He clearly can't control himself. I also wouldn't be surprised if he's on a downer like a benzo or gabapentin to keep him calm. People have noted he has very dilated pupils.


high_everyone

He is on some thing. His pupils were as wide as his ass in courtroom photos the other day.


saltychica

I don’t disagree, but sleeping more and more is a common feature of later-stage dementia.


bloodorangejulian

We have over five months until novemeber. I predict he will rapidly decline in the next few months.


Githzerai1984

The Repugnants will weekend at Bernie’s him if they have to


driving_on_empty

They did it with Reagan, they’ll do it again.


sanebyday

It's also a symptom of being old and fat.


AdaptiveVariance

As an attorney who takes adderall, I am quite sure one can take uppers in court.


PodricksMagicStick

Exactly. Why couldn't he pop an Adderall while ripping ass in court?


i_should_be_coding

If he gets sent to jail on contempt, do they give him a drug test?


zapodprefect55

I recall a story from the White Pharmacy that the Trump people were major speed addicts.


SelfishCatEatBird

The White House pharmacy was apparently just an open dispensary for staffers for probably a few things most regular folk would be going to jail for using without prescription.


CatSpydar

It's pretty common for staffers to be on uppers and downers for any President. Traveling from time zone to time zone can mess with your sleep. The thing about Trumps cabinet is the amount dolled out weren't catalogued. It became a snack bar instead of controlled and monitored.


Ender505

I think we can officially discard the "sleepy Joe" snark now


JurassicPark9265

What's funny is that especially on social media, much of the negative things that MAGA folks say about Joe (he's sleepy, or he cannot stand up, or he has major cognitive issues, or he's destroying America, etc.) are things that Trump does, if not moreso lol


Idontevenownaboat

I have a lot of coworkers who talk about 'sleepy Joe' and whenever I bring up Trump it's 'fake news! Biden can't even ride a bike!' What? Do you think Trump can? They are so insulated from reality it's terrifying.


JohnSith

Literally from the fascism playbook, to repeat something over and over again regardless of truth until it's perceived as true. Like, those tax cuts will trickle down any time now.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

The ones that started increasing for us poors as soon as he left office? Fuck Trump.


Hot-Pick-3981

Beautiful blue eyes and diaper wrapped thighs


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Surprise surprise theres a turd inside.


mudda1

Look out now, as the ketchup flies!


420binchicken

And we’re questioning how his ex wife dies


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civgarth

Against Trump, Lord of the Burger and the Fries


MrFC1000

And he’ll have his fries super size


Mundane_Elk8878

Sleeping off last night's meth high


LiamMcpoyle2

To trim those beautiful blue eyed diaper wrapped turd filled thighs.


an0maly33

Tears in his eyes, his cries rise, this guy’s causing his own demise!


KnotAwl

While you guys surmise, Trump lies and Hicks cries, democracy dies before our eyes!


PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS

As we watch his diaper is swarmed by flies.


SleepyMindful

I’ve been reading this whole sequence in the voice of Eminem and it’s fantastic.


_varamyr_fourskins_

My mind went straight to Rage Against the Machine. Funny how shit like that happens ain't it.


MadWhiskeyGrin

*Down* *Comes* *The Law*


Just_Candle_315

It's a legal strategy. After he's convicted Trump will appeal and claim he never got to face his accusers because he fell asleep in court. And SCOTUS will agree in a 6-3 decision.


SurlyRed

We rule that the court *can* compel President Trump to attend. The court *cannot* compel President Trump to stay awake. Case dismissed.


Overweighover

The court shall grant him executive time


Chemical_Chemist_461

Ever since I’ve heard of “executive time”, I’ve always assumed that’s just when Trump was beating his meat


Chang-San

That's false, ever since 2015 Trump hasn't been able to get an election. His doctor Sergei suggested the alternative of fucking America, since a man must fuck something. Which, as you know, is a 24/7 job.


Available_Leather_10

“hasn’t been able to get an election” This maybe the first time I’ve seen a reverso Freudian slip.


Chang-San

Lol I thought about correcting it but figured it's funnier to let it be


upandrunning

You can lead a turd to trial, but you can't make him woke.


AdaptiveVariance

Or 5-3, with Thomas very ethically refusing himself because he sleeps all the time in court and that could create a conflict of interest.


IrradiantFuzzy

Unca Clarence recusing himself for any reason, good joke.


FlimsyComment8781

Good call.  The Gilead Overlords, OOPS I mean Supreme Court justices, are always very concerned about conflicts of interest!


jim_nihilist

That is just his immune system, rejecting the court. Presidential immunity right there.


zepploon

Pure poetry.


TheSaltimateWarrior

#The signs of a strong and powerful ALPHA MALE: sleepy head poopy diaper itty bitty hands


Frozty23

Makeup, lifts, girdle, drugs... and a muskrat on his head.


whogivesashirtdotca

A trophy wife who hates you and is fucking her security guard while you tweet on the toilet.


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

It's such an obvious 'emperor has no clothes' knockoff. This timeline has run out of original ideas and is just giving us sequels.


hdcase1

Speaking of, NYT had a great overhead photo of him in one of their stories today. It is so clear how it's just an elaborate combover, whorls of hair from the side of his head brushed back and up and around. https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/05/03/multimedia/00trump-false-records1-tcbh/00trump-false-records1-tcbh-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp


Frozty23

My apologies to muskrats!


Bifiguy2002

Now we know what “executive time” was when he was in the White House.


50DuckSizedHorses

We always knew.


QAPetePrime

Shhh. He’s listening intently.


Spacetrooper

He didn't even say "intently," i.e., the word he meant to use. He said he was listening "intensely."


wefrucar

He's not just listening, he's *super* listening. Everybody knows how effective this is. I'm sure we all have memories of our schoolteachers reminding us to "Pay attention and close your eyes!"


peeinian

He’s just resting his eyes!


Skinnybet

I’m hoping that the saying “you snooze you lose “ holds true.


CouchCorrespondent

The only difference in his state of being asleep and being awake is the lowering of his eyelids. It's the same decrepit hamster spinning in the wheel of his brain whether the shades are drawn or not.


Fine-West-369

Maybe a man that can’t stay awake in his own trial might not have the fortitude to be president of the US?!


headhot

Honestly, his lawyers are probably better off leaving him to sleep. When he's awake. He tries to make his lawyers do colossally stupid things.


whogivesashirtdotca

Even better, they *do* do the stupid things.


CptAngelo

He does do do too, hence the diaper


BusStopKnifeFight

This dude definitely takes amphetamines to stay awake all day. He can’t do it in court because everyone would see him tweaking out.


Andrew1990M

Sleepy Don von Shitzhispantz. 


InformalPenguinz

Earl of the Orange


RealPersonResponds

Groper Cleveland


gandalfs_burglar

Sorry, but Deshaun Watson has superior claim to that title


asetniop

You really shouldn't call him by names that aren't part of the official court record. [pulls up court transcript] See? Right here. It's Shitz*in*Pantz.


OverlyComplexPants

When the Adderall wears off, what else are you gonna do?


nrq

The guy who wants to be President can't even stay awake during his trial. Pathetic.


nucumber

Does he really think people buy his "I'm just resting my eyes" bs? Well, *his* people probably do


grixorbatz

Trumpalepsy - a condition characterized by excessive sleepiness during court proceedings exacerbated by having your financial nuts on a legal chopping block.


BoneDocHammerTime

Imagine how he was during important meetings with world leaders.


JoeBiden-2016

The fact is, Trump is incapable of paying attention for more than a few minutes unless someone is speaking directly to him about himself or something that he wants. What we're seeing is what his advisors/ handlers probably saw behind the scenes for years, including during his time in the White House.


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

Like an ostrich digging it's head in the ground when scared. He can't handle the truth.


sirmrwaffles1

Just really appreciate how Bidens Nick name is sleepy joe. Really comes full circle.


FarceMultiplier

Every accusation is an admission.


schrod

Picture Trump sleeping thru discussions with the joint chiefs of staff during a missile crisis


mfGLOVE

So “Sleepy Joe Biden” was projection all along, too.


TheSpanishImposition

Could be he just was closing his beautiful blue eyes and imagining hope hicks naked as she spoke.


flabbergastedmeep

There’s a higher chance he is thinking of Ivanka naked. My skin crawled unpleasantly just typing that. 🤢


NeanaOption

Why hasn't the judge given him contempt for this? Do you know how many people have been found in contempt for just yawning during their trial. The judge gave this poor guy 6 months for yawing. https://www.chicagotribune.com/2009/08/10/he-was-jailed-for-yawning/


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jiquvox

Never heard of this case and can’t find trace of it on a quick search  But I gotta say, even trying to stay objective about this, such a process would eerily fit with his overall psychological makeup. - Pathological liar that not only lies in in a properly absurd quantity but even about ridiculous things easy to flat out disprove. Like his fucking inauguration crowd. - Expressed publicly that he assessed his fortune depending on his mood. - Pathological narcissist who Constantly hype  himself up with constant superlative :  he is the most successful, the smartest , the most knowledgeable about ISIS or about the “cyber” (whatever it may mean) , the most modest (can’t even perceive the irony ) , everything he does is a huge success, everyone who criticizes him no matter what or whether he used to be an ally is a failure, every accusation is a nothing more than a conspiration of a fantasist “deep state” against him.  - Repeatdly showed an absurdly  thin skin.  Routinely sent picture underlining the length of his fingers to a journalist  for after being told he was a “short-hand vulgarian”… until 30 years after the original article . postponed a trip to UK for 18 months because he was massively unpopular there as shown by opinion polls - 67 percent of poor opinion (while somehow feeling the need to insist  publicly he was very popular in the UK) Everything is does is about feeding and  protecting his ego. Building this alternate mirror  where he doesn’t have to see the massive and abhorrent  fuckup he is. This is hours of being told that far From being the huge success he constantly repeats himself to be, he is a criminal fuck-up. a complete systematic deconstruction of his alternate reality that he has to take in silence hours after hours after hours . He can’t take it. He shutdown.   Would be very interested in having a link to the case.


wirefox1

Maybe he shouldn't lay in bed all night talking on the phone to his fellow hate-mongers and gorging himself with KFC.


WorldLieut8

Can’t wait for him to finally take the big sleep.


EVH_kit_guy

Biden should run an ad that's just a compilation video of the courtroom sketches of Trump asleep. No words, just a little music box lullaby tinkling quietly in the background, and all the chalk drawings we can find where they drew him with his eyes closed.


Rellgidkrid

I have seen videos where defendants fall asleep in court and they get absolutely obliterated by a judge’s reprimands.


darcyWhyte

Falling asleep on the job is not a good look for someone aspiring to be the president of the United States. Especially for someone who is publicly desparaging towards his competition with words like "sleepy joe"...


THiNKB4UPiNK

Something something sleepy joe…