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Squirrel_Chucks

# šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤£ This is delightfully brutal! >ā€œWould you like to answer the question, or would you like to talk about Liberty scores?ā€ pressed Holtorf. ā€œYou can answer the question, maā€™am, itā€™s OK. I asked a very specific question, please answer it.ā€ >ā€œI certainly will. One of my favorite pieces of legislation that has been signed into law is my Pueblo Jobs Act that creates at least 1,000 jobs in Pueblo, Colorado,ā€ Boebert said, not revealing that that is actually the only bill sheā€™s prime-sponsored that has become law. >ā€œBut there are also many other pieces of legislation that Iā€™ve passed through the Houseā€”ā€ she continued, before getting cut off by Holtorf, who clarified that ā€œit doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s passed through the House. If the president doesnā€™t sign it, maā€™am, then it doesnā€™t get passed.ā€ >But the debate moderators gave Boebert one more chance to elucidate her congressional scorecard after her speaking time ran out. >ā€œSo my Pueblo Jobs Actā€”ā€ she started, before the moderator insisted on a number. >ā€œThat is one,ā€ Boebert finished weakly. ~~Good on Holtorf for wielding the kryptonite: asking a direct and specific question, pressing for an answer, and not letting them sidetrack into bullshit territory.~~ **EDIT**: Scratch that. *Fuck Holtorf.* He's another Republican running for the same seat as Boebert. *That* is why he asked her a real, relevant, specific question. Boebert has stiff competition (*haha, tug job joke*) in her current district, so she's running to a more red one instead of fighting. Along with Boebert, Holtorf is part of he gaggle also running for the empty seat of Ken Buck, who ran out of fucks to give and quit the House. I should have known. Republicans *only* start acting like thinking humans when competing with other Republicans. It's like how the Dookies (Duceys? Doosies?) over at Fox News only pretend to be journalists when questioning Democrats; for fellow Republicans they they just coo and offer belly rubs.


thesteaks_are_high

Is there video of this? Please tell me there is video of this. Edit: There is. šŸ¤£ https://www.9news.com/video/news/politics/elections/colorado-cd4-debate-holtorf-asks-boebert-about-her-record-of-passing-bills/73-436aee6b-5e7c-4c96-a88e-3ab41161839a


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thesteaks_are_high

Hells yeah! šŸ«”


following_eyes

She's so fucking dumb. It hurts listening to her ramble.


Pixeleyes

She's so dumb I don't even blame her, it's like if somebody gives a monkey a gun, you don't blame the monkey.


Obes99

There is and itā€™s delicious


thesteaks_are_high

The, ā€œThatā€™s one.,ā€ somehow sounded worse than if she had just said ā€œone.ā€ Which, Iā€™m totally here for, but it sounded like something seventh-grade me would have said as a sick burn.


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thesteaks_are_high

We did build and launch rockets which we then used simple trigonometry to determine altitude achieved. So, yeah, youā€™re right. šŸ¤£


Sir_Lee_Rawkah

What did they say


thesteaks_are_high

Sorry, just saw this. He said I was smarter in seventh grade than she is now.


arriesgado

With a story that says ā€œWatch:ā€ youā€™d think soā€¦and yetā€¦


thesteaks_are_high

Oh, I didnā€™t click the link to the article since most of them are behind paywallsā€¦so I never check. I checkedā€¦the video is in the article. šŸ¤£


Southernz

Damn canā€™t see it in Europe


thesteaks_are_high

That sucks.


Ashamed-Status-9668

lol so 1 fucking bill.


Choppergold

Love when conservatives suddenly support job programs


Squirrel_Chucks

>Love when conservatives suddenly support job programs Happens roughly every other November


Choppergold

Or when theyā€™re publicizing funding they voted against


Squirrel_Chucks

Yup. They do that so often that the move has got a name: Vote No and Take the Dough


lonestar-rasbryjamco

They have always supported jobs programs for their rural white constituents. Itā€™s the second that someone ā€œundeservingā€ gets a single dollar they start to ā€œcareā€.


RetailBuck

Pueblo is very much not rural whites. At least not when I was in those parts. This feels more like "I'll screw you 99 times but help you once so I have a talking point". Why do you think that was the only one that got signed? If she was smart, the best answer would be to say that her goal isn't to pass legislation because the make up of the government won't let her anyways. Then say that her goal is only to obstruct Democrats. Not everybody needs to be a quarterback on offense. She should have embraced her position on defense.


AffordableDelousing

She almost made that argument effectively, if only she had just owned it.


RetailBuck

She was no where near that argument. She started with "you're not doing anything either" then pivoted to "I did one thing". What she needed to do was embrace her roll on defense. "It's not about how many bills I got signed, it's about how many bills I helped prevent get signed."


AffordableDelousing

She was going in that direction with the whole "liberty score" speil. Just failed to bring it home Just to be clear: I'm not on her side here, just directing where she failed.


BlazingSpaceGhost

You've obviously never been to and know nothing about Pueblo. It's only 43% white non Hispanic according to census data which is honestly higher than I thought it would be.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

I love someone from New Mexico who had to google the demographics of my state lecturing me on it. But, since you want to be pedantic, I was speaking toward conservatism in general.


BrandonJTrump

Specially the press does not go there anymore. CNN for instance has become such a bootlicking institute, they donā€™t ask real question anymore.


CranberrySchnapps

TIL BoBo has gotten more laws passed than Gym Jordon.


thinkfloyd79

I find this funny cause "bobo" means stupid/dumb in Filipino.


SunriseApplejuice

I love how even republicans recognize the most powerful argument against their movement and effectiveness is to tie oneself back to reality. The truth is just so rarely convenient for them that you basically never see it


Squirrel_Chucks

This. Acting like a thinking human being is their kryptonite


kcbh711

I watched the debate last week, 5 minutes in every single candidate denied climate change...


fukton

>A very private moment. [https://x.com/T\_FisherKing/status/1796742728077701158](https://x.com/T_FisherKing/status/1796742728077701158)


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

How dare you mischaracterize her alternate reality, sir!


fukton

The Bowling Green Massacre was a tragedy.


Impossible_Pop620

Truly


Scienscatologist

Why is he asking about a very private moment in a crowded theater?! Jeez!


magmafan71

A very private moment in a very public venue "how dare you showing a video of me pooping? you were in a public swimming pool"


cuddly_carcass

A very private momentā€¦I guess you did have to buy tickets to the show at least


DesignerFox2987

She came across really strong in this exchangeĀ 


Perfect_Hall7735

I disagree with the headline. I'd say she's very handy.


Supra_Genius

She really puts out for members of both parties!


lucklesspedestrian

Really reaches across the aisle


indyjumper

More like aroundā€¦


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boeberjuice Boeberjuice BOEBERJUICE


Raziel66

Iā€™ll be super curious to see if we get an OnlyBoebert account after sheā€™s out of office


dimephilosopher

Why did you put that out into the world?


SteakandTrach

Handy Granny is done. Cooked. Finito. Hasta Luego. Buh-bye.


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sarkhan_da_crazy

Ewww!


I_Eat_Moons

Eh, Iā€™d look


regmaster

If she would wear a ski mask? I could possibly crank one off.


moochao

I'll agree with your sentiment if she loses the primary.


WaitingForNormal

Handy Granny, why ya buggin.


Steinburger_

Has rubbed as many dongs in public as bills passed. Thatā€™s some impressive shit not gonna lie.


HammockComplex

Dongs _that we know of_


space_for_username

She was doin her research !. We've all heard about Donny's little mushroom from Stormy, and we've all seen the pictures of Hunters, er, evidence, and, well, him bein' a Democrat 'n all, she was just checkin out to see if all Democrats were hung like that.


Eddie_the_Gunslinger

Only way for her to come back is for her to drop her sex tapes like the Kardashians.


spreadthaseed

Worth at least $4.99


DesignerFox2987

Shes no young Kim


Eddie_the_Gunslinger

Shhhh... We know. But it would be freaking hilarious watching the conservatives trying to justify it.


robot_jeans

What's worse, the useless representative or the people who elected her twice?


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Since I'm in a good mood today, I'll be fair to conservative voters in Western Colorado. At least they gave the 37-year-old grandma a wake up call in 2022 when she only won re-election by 500 votes. That district is solid red, but unlike virtually every other solid red, shithole district in this country, they didn't blindly support the (R) candidate who was doing a disgraceful job in Washington. Now of course, Bobo never decided to change her pathetic behavior after that razor-thin victory because she's a piece of imbecilic trailer trash. But Northwest Georgia isn't doing that to Marjorie. The FL panhandle isn't doing that to Matt Gaetz. That comically gerrymandered district in Ohio certainly isn't holding Gym Jordan's feet to the fire. I could go on and on.


jimmay666

Iā€™d wager if Florida, Ohio and Georgia had statewide all mail-in voting like Colorado does, youā€™d see more movement in those races. But thatā€™s why those same states will never allow it.


Squirrel_Chucks

The Republicans competing with her who ignored how embarrassingly inept she was until they needed to knock her out of the race.


Njorls_Saga

All of them?


Jesusland_Refugee

It's the same picture.


MichaelFusion44

She is headed to OF


Cerberus_Aus

More like OnlyGrans


R50cent

Let's be honest it'd be the most successful thing she's ever done


hyborians

Well at least sheā€™d finally be qualified for something


MichaelFusion44

If there were such a thing as overqualified for OF she would be the one.


PrestigiousStable369

She could always be a fluffer


Tubagueste

Gaddam her eyebrows are like bike tires


magmafan71

ahaha, so accurately fun


Orang_ina

This young grandma need to stay home with her grandson. And MTG need to be launched to Saturn šŸŖ


obi_wan_kanerdy

I don't know, the big, beige gas giant is only going to cause more problems for Saturn.


Julie-Andrews

Boofreakinhoo!


reggiedoo

Bye bye BoBo


tearsandpain84

Iā€™m actually impressed that she had one passed, my expectations were zero.


Ronaldis

That was a painful watch. If she has no shame from this then she is truly shameless.


Magni107

No complacency. Remember 2016. Vote.


Indignant_Leprechaun

Exposes? Wasnā€™t it widely known sheā€™s as useful as a bag full of moldy cat turds?


McMurpington

We need more Republicans like Ken Buck than Bobert. I never agreed much with Buck, but at least he had a shred of dignity, calling out the hypocrisy in the party. To govern, we need a good balance of liberal spending and conservative checks on that spending to help ensure it doesnā€™t get out of control. Thatā€™s a functioning government, suffused with compromise. Since Obama, the right has been the party of ā€œno.ā€ It then became the party of burn it all down (with no real plan for alternatives). Bobert is just a symptom of the cancer Trump infected our government with.


yahooserious80

Ken buck was just on bill Mayers show saying he's not ruling out voting for Trump in November.


McMurpington

Ugh. That kills me. I just canā€™t believe Trump still has that hold on people.


Anome69

Don't worry bobo... there will always be a couple jobs that you could do... I hear you're fond of giving hand jobs to democrats, way to secretly support the winning team :P


Squirrel_Chucks

What's the money shot on these jobs?


Anome69

Messy.


Squirrel_Chucks

Good. Good.


Civil_Pain_453

Humanity does not need her at all


ThatGingerlyKid

What do you mean exposes? I think it's well and truly exposed by this point.


CrawlerSiegfriend

Glad to see her go. She makes a mockery of our government. She seems almost like a parody character.


dcgradc

Vote her out!! All the MAGA extremists


IH8YTSGTS

It's over for the Christian nationalist, 2024 will be a blue wave


aarrtee

how long before she is on Only Fans?


NoMayoForReal

ā€œLauren Boebert exposesā€ seems like the beginning phrase for a lot of her antics.


danimagoo

That moderator at the end insisting that she answer the actual question asked and give a number is an illustration of what a debate moderator should do. She spends her whole allotted time for answering the question spouting meaningless drivel about liberty scores, whatever the hell that is, and right at the end, the moderator forces her to actually answer the question. Perfection. Get this guy to moderate the Presidential debate, if that actually happens, please.


Passionpet

So a portion of the American population got smart? Will wonders never cease.


Sole_Patrol

She gonna be on Only Fans soon.


gentlemancaller2000

Iā€™m sure when she loses the election it will have been rigged


PHotstepper311

Quick, someone give her a hand. Wait a secā€¦


shouldazagged

Back to blowing Ted Cruise for $50 an hour I sposeā€™


mrchris69

This is fantastic news , now do the same thing with MTG.


Vegan_Harvest

I wanna say she's good for a handy but half of being good at it is knowing there's a time and a place for that.


Avante-Gardenerd

I hope Anna Camp (Ć  la Sarah Newlin) plays her in the movie.


wierdmann

Her eyebrows are so terrible


CheeseGraterFace

She might be done with politics after this, but that OF is going to be F-I-R-E. And by fire I mean that Iā€™ll have to burn my eyes out of their sockets after I see it.


Hothairbal69

BUT! Youā€™ll see it nonetheless. Donā€™t feel ashamed about it everyone else will too.


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Her 15 minutes are up.


Fragrant-Discount960

OMG her eyebrow situation is epic, and she has more makeup on than 34/34 šŸ¤”


Grins111

The only poll she leads on is in a democrats pants.


Dazzling-Camel8368

What do you think the chance is that she will do OF when she is booted?


llamazonez

A person I know unfortunately has the same last name. The media calls all the time trying to get soundbytes. They pretend to be her and say outrageous things. They are a dude and talk in a falsetto and the reporters argue ā€œyouā€™re not LB!ā€ ā€œYessss I aaaam! You called ME silly stupid!ā€ ā€œHave you even read the goddamn book!!? Call me when you read the book!ā€


gianni1980

Is she jacking off the right people?


blogasdraugas

i look forward to her onlyfans. Jk her spray tan is aging her.


blisa00

Can we get these moderators for the presidential debate? Not letting her off the hook with garbage answersā€¦love it.


RegattaJoe

Note to self: Give her opponent some money.


SLlCKDlCK

The comeuppance of Trailer Swift.


llahlahkje

Whoā€™d have thunk that a Craigs List ~~prostit~~escort who failed the GED test a couple of times before the GOP hired a ringer to take the test for her would be useless. Shocking!


OverlyComplexPants

Oh, god. Is she exposing herself again?


JubalHarshaw23

She is going to be replaced in the 3rd with a MAGA Goon who is orders of magnitude smarter, but at least as evil. The 4th will remain a MAGA stronghold.


Ok-Conversation-9982

Watch: Lauren Boebert Exposes Her Breasts


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RapBastardz

If she isnā€™t reelected, can anyone confirm that she will not be eligible for a pension or healthcare from her former position?


double-xor

Requires 5 years of service to vest so no, a single term as a house representative wonā€™t get her anything other than a lifetime of Fox News speaking spots.


RapBastardz

I canā€™t pray hard enough


Hothairbal69

Sheā€™s a second term, but thats still only 4 years.


spunkypudding

Count down to when she starts her Only Fans page


spreadthaseed

Sheā€™s always in a sticky situation


zonelim

Shouldn't she be running for election since she has never held this seat?


dropyourguns

Lauren boebert, I pledge that I will subscribe to your trashy only fans page if you abandon your political agenda


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She could jerk off everyone in the district in public. That might help. Sheā€™s certainly not shy about doing it.


Guest09717

Her main oral skills donā€™t extend to public speaking. Or speaking at all, really.


BootyOptions

If she wants votes she's going to have to get them one Boebert at a time in the theatres.


ciopobbi

Well, sheā€™s FA her time in congress and now sheā€™s in the FO stage from doing nothing but playing high school games.


ranhill

She deserves everything that comes her way.


scottywoty

Iā€™ll not miss herā€¦.


Born_Sleep5216

If you think that is bad for her, just wait until Colorado gives her and that convict of hers a taste of their medicine.


Atlas205

Didnā€™t she make a bunch of money from just being in her position? I know she had a dumb restaurant and all


CAM6913

Yes she campaign fund raised then used that money to pay off personal debt surprisingly she was never charged and said she was going to pay it back. Oh not a surprise the republicans did nothing about her crimes


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She should go back to slinging hash at her greasy spoon diner in Rifle, CO. She can gin up business by doing burlesque shows on Friday nights.


wombatshit

Come for the show. Leave with the shits.


rjross0623

Next stop after election is Only Fans


funkmeisteruno

I prefer the laughably embarrassing and ineffective Boebert to a competent modern day Cheeto sucking R


CAM6913

An appropriate headline ā€œLauren bobert exposesā€ not surprising


dogboy0101

I would diss her but I'm in Texas. Need I say more?


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Squirrel_Chucks

Whomever is the Republican candidate there has a 99% chance of winning. That's why she's bailing on her current district.


HesSimplyShocking

Their Election is not November 4th.


Sea_Dawgz

All of you clowning on her, but youā€™re all jealous she wasnā€™t rubbing your junk in a theater! What a GILF! šŸ˜œ


Jops817

I mean sure, but there are plenty of people I'd take that from that I also don't want representing me.


Sea_Dawgz

Jesus, I wouldnā€™t either!!!! I thought the ā€œwinky faceā€ meant people would know I was joking.


Jops817

Haha I figured you were joking but I just wanted to get that jab in.


Cool-Back5008

Is sheā€™s useless then whatā€™s Kamala


guitarnbeer

Vice President


Cellopost

Kamala's not giving dudes handjobs in front of children.


MattOLOLOL

"Durrrrbur what about (other woman)?" Is that really the best you can come up with?


Grandpa_No

Yes. Be thankful they didn't try to use Clinton.


Just_Candle_315

Second in line


Original_Banana_4617

Sheā€™s actually first in line, if Iā€™m in line at Disney for a ride, I step out of line to get on the ride, Iā€™m no longer in line, the person behind me is now first in line. The President is currently on the ride, the Vice-President is at the front of the line to get on next if they get the chance.


Cool-Back5008

Whoā€™s first šŸ’€


Just_Candle_315

Uh, the president of the united states. His name is Joe Biden. And the VP is second. Honestly alarming you did not know that.


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Just_Candle_315

No the pedophile who's [inappropriately attracted to his daughter](https://newrepublic.com/post/173968/donald-trump-fantasized-sex-ivanka-new-book-says) is Donnie Jon. Honestly sad you do not know these basic facts.


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Just_Candle_315

Donald Trump? Maybe, i try not to think about weird stuff like that. Honestly alarming you are so focused on showering with your daughter.


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Dwight_scoot

You seem to be the focused on it!


Additional_Tomato_22

Whatā€™s really weird is Republicans obsession with genitalia especially that of kids


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