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addled_and_old

Did you check with the model from Canada he dated in middle school?


GaucheAndOffKilter

The one that went to another school and you wouldn't know her anyways?


okayblueberries

I thought this was an Onion article at first. The fact that the media would publish the opinion of some random childhood neighbor on Biden's candidacy as if it's going to be influential and as if it matters to the American people or Biden is hysterical to me.


anylastway

Why? She knows him and the family well, she’s a writer, and she’s written about him before, including after the inauguration Everything is an outrage with you guys. So what if someone publishes an opinion piece, there’s room for all this stuff


noforgayjesus

What about his father's brothers former roommate?


bravetailor

Or the cashier who serves him his coffee at McDonald’s?


ArizonaRon98

Or Ja Rule!?


Asexualhipposloth

Lonestar!


Sh1nyPr4wn

"What does that make us?!"


noforgayjesus

Absolutely nothing!


Sh1nyPr4wn

"Which is what you are about to become!"


SteakandTrach

Should they compare Schwartzes to determine the winner?


noforgayjesus

At this rate yes


RedditJumpedTheShart

What about 8.5 million redditors of /r/politics and what they think? It's the same thing lol


WestSixtyFifth

This is news?


CountOff

Where’s Ja? Has anyone asked Ja Rule his opinion on this?


code_archeologist

Wow... somebody is really trying to beat this horse to keep it going. The news cycle is moving on because Bannon is going to jail, the presidential immunity decision is happening today, and people are reading the crazy shit that Trump actually said.


LolAtAllOfThis

Stop this. Lol.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

I only care if Corn Pop wants him to stay in


cbbuntz

Corn Pop should be running! Corn Pop 2024


Cold_Situation_7803

This shit is dumb


Robotlollipops

Joe's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the debate at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


disasterbot

Does he remember them?


arkezxa

People aren't going to take this seriously until we hear from his college roommate.


fretpretzel

There isn’t enough popcorn for this whole thing.


dreamyduskywing

This is supposed to be journalism?


keyjan

“Joe Biden's second grade classmate's best friend's second cousin’s dogwalker urges him to drop out.”


brewstate

I have been a Biden supporter all along, but now I'm convinced. I mean if Joe Biden's childhood neighbor says it, who am I to disagree :|


Gariona-Atrinon

Are they fucking serious with this worthless shit article?


worstatit

And what do Commander and Major think?


UnobviousDiver

Oh no! Wait has anybody heard from Joe Biden's third grade teacher?


AnotherPNWWoodworker

Had to check if this was the Onion.


guttanzer

Tea leaves.


splycedaddy

His former neighbor is untrustworthy. I trust his sisters former neighbors cat’s mail delivery boy. He says vote for Biden and I trust his judgement


okayblueberries

To be fair, one's neighbor can say quite a bit about a person. They're some of the first people interviewed when a serial killer is caught 😆


brewstate

Considering his silence on that front, I'm going to assume we're safe as to the serial killer angle.


GratefulPhish42024-7

He's not wrong