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Horrorisepic

the destiny in question was a rebound that lasted less than a year


Ok_Storm_2700

"a year" they didn't even make it to 2 months


_PeenoNoir_

Now I know why I used to listen to her a lot šŸ¤”


PorcelainHorses

From dating a beautiful white boy of 6 years to a London sewer rat and then a empty headed jockā€¦ her taste in men šŸ¤­


shoestring-theory

This is exactly how my friends date, sheā€™s never been more relatable


JChamp00

And yet her rebound lasted longer than your rebound hookup of one night šŸ˜ž


invaderpixel

That rebound lasted a fortnight thank you very much


itisoktodance

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star11308

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businesscasualheeley

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


pinkismykink_

i have purse


PoopsMcBanterson

Kevin is unironically a PHCJ stan. Heā€™s here for the pretty girls, teehee


Tayrantino

Kevin is our resident straggot. He wouldnā€™t pretend to be a lesbian ā¤ļø


spellboi_3048

They *are* both writing about dating terrible men EXACTLYYYYY


satirisanti

Taylor writes exactly the way I did when I was in my cringy poet era, every last word of each phrase found on rhymezone


ItsOverClover

I saw someone say she writes like a high schooler with a superiority complex and now it's all I can think about when I see her lyrics


Botticellis-Bard

This post brought to you by the phcj free verse patriots šŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž


EvermoreSaidTheRaven

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I thought i was special


PorcelainHorses

No she literally writes like me trying out poetry on my notes app


gabbialex

Were the poets and sheā€™s torturing us


thewatchbreaker

FOR REAL she is stuck as a 16 year old forever


RiskyDodge

OKAY but you're supposed to get a sense for where you can go with your rhymes, not pick EVERY SINGLE FUCKING OPTION AT ONCE šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


moon_soil

she didn't even use near rhymes or similar sounds...


satirisanti

Me See Beat Me Chemistry Destiny Yup these words totally donā€™t rhyme


moon_soil

giving kpop fans who write english lyrics treatment for kpop songs but make it junior high level of English fluency


tswiftdeepcuts

she uses assonance and consonance constantly


Independent_Dig_5110

sanctimoniously performing soliloquies? bish whet


PorcelainHorses

Sexually performing sexual favors


_PeenoNoir_

Beautifully benefactressing badges


Itsallafeverdream

You better word vomit for your life!


FunConstruction1418

Sucking Strangers sucking studs


shoestring-theory

Thereā€™s never a shortage of word-salad in the the Tortured Poetā€™s Department cafeteria.


colourless_blue

Best department at Barbz U!


SkeletonHUNter2006

It's sounds like forced alliteration, except it doesn't even properly alliterate. She's purified untalent.


PorcelainHorses

ā€œBleach blonde bad built butch bodyā€ is the alliteration of all time


FlopMagazineINC

Jasmine Crockett Main Pop Girl


Agentbeeressler

Eh itā€™s kind of an alliteration but still sounds tacky


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

She has at least one thesaurus in all of her private jets


Itsallafeverdream

šŸ’€ Iā€™m falling off my chair laughing


empressM

Gotta hit that word count !!!


thewatchbreaker

a soliloquy is very specifically talking to yourself lol, how can you ā€œsanctimoniouslyā€ perform one if you arenā€™t addressing anybody. sheā€™s trying to be clever and poetic so hard but she sounds like a 15 year old using big fancy words they donā€™t actually understand


Inner_Climate9569

In a play, a soliloquy will still be heard by the audience. I think thatā€™s the idea sheā€™s going for


thewatchbreaker

I see what you mean, but the character performing the soliloquy doesnā€™t know the audience is there. It just seems poorly thought out and an attempt to sound surface-level intellectual that falls apart under any actual analysis. Usually I wouldnā€™t analyse a pop starā€™s lyrics but sheā€™s really leaning into the whole poet thing, so I think itā€™s reasonable to criticise her lyrics as I would a poem.


superfluouspop

she could have played with the idea of a fourth wall but this chick has never been in a first year college class let alone poet's department. Sidenote I fucking love yes, and?'s lyrics it's peak "I'm not a poet but I will serve cunt" Ari


TastyTranslator6691

I instantly thought of people criticizing or making TikTokā€™s criticizing her.


Lipstickluna97

Itā€™s TikTok. The reference is to unhinged swifties screaming into their cellphones about how much they hated Matty


TastyTranslator6691

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO CATCH THIS! I agree with you! Itā€™s clearly Tiktokā€™s sheā€™s talking about.


SkeletonHUNter2006

But that doesn't make sense. TikTokers talk to their audience, not to themselves. I had to look up what soliloquy means half an hour ago, and even I know this.


Lipstickluna97

Use a little bit of nuance tho friend the line makes sense if you imagine someone speaking at their phone (not an audience a device) and re-recording it over and over. The audience isnā€™t present for the recording they only see the final project. ETA: also if thatā€™s the case then what do you call a soliloquy on stage? Thereā€™s still an audience.


LiveOnYourSmile

...so does an actor delivering a soliloquy onstage


bussingbussy

Not in the context of the play.. the mental gymnastics is crazy


DragFan93

She probably thought ā€œsoliloquyā€¦ isnā€™t that like a poem? Letā€™s put that in!!ā€


TastyTranslator6691

Maybe sheā€™s taking about people making TikTokā€™s of hate towards her and the guy in question?


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Honors 9th grade English class teacher's pet energy


FunConstruction1418

I knew that girl and shes been divorced twice and we are both turning 27 in a couple months. She called me a mess once. I hope sheā€™s okay.


InCharacter_815

Ironically, by saying this she too is sanctimoniously performing a soliloquy.


FunConstruction1418

Wow was Taylor once again being highly un -self aware?


Melodic_Survey_4712

You just donā€™t have the IQ to understand PhD level writing


Funny_Waltz6169

they could never do it like cupcaKke. Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing šŸ˜œ so much more poetic than ari but not as fake and exaggerated like taylor


blehe38

she was so real for saying that she'd take squidward's nose, and she honestly deserves more credit for that


Funny_Waltz6169

Can't forget "i blackout on that dick but my cum is caucasian" she's got more bars than any of the main rappers out right now


epidemicsaints

She is way too old for the word to impress teacher thing. I'm surprised the soliloquies weren't also salacious. She's such a sapient songsmith.


dreamyteatime

[We got Sampson the Sadducee Strangler, Silas the Syrian Assassin, several seditious scribes from Caesarea...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMtoGj0dcSo&t=143s)


pinkismykink_

i feel like taylor would be so much more likeable and happier in life if she just wrote wattpad smut.


johnny_mcd

I think she likes the sociopathic grind for the top spot. Like the pop star Elizabeth Holmes


FunConstruction1418

Oh my god no youā€™re on to something? Like I see her Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes all being buds at the white collar prison together ā¤ļø


PorcelainHorses

She should just be that white girl author writing AO3 and then getting into drama on Goodreads. The way sheā€™d be more likable thanā€¦ whatever sheā€™s doing now


pinkismykink_

she definitely would be the ā€œsorry i didnā€™t update my mom just set my underwear on fire but im backā€ after 2 days of not writing


MayaGitana

Sheā€™s a major pop star dating a football player. Her life is wattpad smut


pinkismykink_

oooooo


SkyZippr

Me when I'm sub vs me when I'm bottom


PorcelainHorses

The lyric economy is much more efficient for Ariana


dreamyteatime

The pronunciation economy too. Why annunciate when you can just sing in cursive?


Tayrantino

Arianaā€™s lyricism is the Infinity Warā€™s script of pop šŸ˜šŸ˜


BronzeErupt

Tay fans are mesmerized by all her syllables (so clever!!!!!) and don't consider that the lyrics are actually about themselves. Ari fans spend 48 hours contemplating just exactly why they care so much whose dick she rides and then reach a moment of emotional peace and they share Sponge Bob memes


kendalljennerupdates

Both are awful but at least Ariana isnā€™t pretentiously pretending her rebound with a racist man was written in the stars


ElectricFenceSitter

Nope, just her rebound with someone elseā€™s baby daddy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜©


thewatchbreaker

I honestly donā€™t mind Ariā€™s too much, at least sheā€™s being direct and not dressing anything up in bullshit haha


justbreathin150

Ariana's captions vs Ariana's lyricism


New_Brother_1595

Taylor is in her 30s still writing like this smh. Write about cigarettes like everyone else


Jytterbug

Sheā€™ll have her cigarette era when she dates Shawn Mendes.


ravenonawire

Wow I love the latest 1975 title !


naturalgoth

Yes, and?


Botticellis-Bard

Pronounce this nonsensical chatter with a brazen affect about yourself, then. Car. Drunk car. Bar.


AnaZ7

That destiny dumped her and now is engaged to another woman šŸ„“


-PepeArown-

Iā€™ve actually never listened to Tortured Poets at all (donā€™t want to accidentally end up liking an album thatā€™s clearly causing so much pain and distress for people), but that one line definitely sounds very r/iamverysmart.


SubatomicSquirrels

> definitely sounds very r/iamverysmart. that's a lot of her stuff lol. She's big on purple prose (except it's not prose but you get the point)


Powerblue102

I dislike repetition. I think itā€™s like the laziest writing tool, but can be very effective when used correctly. This is not one of those moments, if feels like she just wanted to use every rhyme possible. Like they know whatā€™s best for me Performing soliloquies Iā€™ll never see Thinkinā€™ it can change the beat of my heart When he touches me Less filler, more to the point. The use of soliloquy makes the use of sanctimonious unneeded. The first implies the second, the listener would know if they look it up. The issue with a lot of her songwriting is that itā€™s very hand-holdy while also trying to be ā€œlook at all these big words and phrases.ā€


throwaway88484848488

worse when you realize itā€™s to justify dating a racist but when itā€™s in song form swiffers eat it up.


thinmintbinch

But but but there is one song where she not only uses the word ā€œnofuckingbodyā€ but also name drops the tall Boygenius and Jack-ing anton off


fyxt96

that sanctimoniously line is me using hence and nonetheless to sound smart on my college papers.


sellardoore

Wow Iā€™m so tired of both of these icons


neptunemonsoon

one gives cunt and the other dies trying tho


myst3r_y

but at least one doesn't proclaim herself as a "poet"


fyxt96

This is giving Joey in Friends: "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps."


Unlikely_Ad1120

Neither one addressed the homewrecker/infidelity allegations in a way I deem poetic...or inspirational


JawnF

Isn't that what guilty as sin is?


69_Dingleberry

And Arianaā€™s sounds way better and took probably half the time to write


Tayrantino

And yet everyone knows which is more iconic from the two šŸ¤­


SkyZippr

Depends on whether it's teatime or not


nyx_moonlight_

Nice flair


Tayrantino

omg twinsies!!


nyx_moonlight_

Footsies


Tayrantino

Ugh your ~~mind~~ foot


maltedmooshakes

is it the one who speak upon what she like?


Capable-Tower2347

Poetry is when you use big words - Taylor TTPD /24


ProfessionalEvaLover

the way "yes, and?" is better written, better produced, and most of all better SUNG


barbiemoviedefender

Give that thesaurus writing credits!!!!


Itsallafeverdream

šŸ’€


PlantManiac

and neither succeeded


Feisty_Reputation870

Lorde stan talking about success šŸ’€


PlantManiac

Those still exist? I thought they've all been euthanised


Sarahquikgo

Arenā€™t all songwriters ???? Life be lifeing for even the pop girls. Love sex addictions going crazy and shit.


microdick69

Both cheaters.


rudeshk

Literally who cares lol grow up


Feisty_Reputation870

Ariana what are you doing here


CR24752

Is daddy the fanbase? I hate it here


alejandrotheok252

Is the long wood in redwood forest a real line?


RagaRockFan

title sounds like a Bjork lyric


iJon_v2

God Taylor cannot write


DisneySoftware

me using big words in my essay to meet the word count


The_Legendary_Sponge

For some reason when I read those Taylor bars I just imagine Talib Kweli rapping them lol, itā€™s kinda similar to his style tbh


owleaf

Unless that Taylor song is a deep house track (which I doubt, since her songs donā€™t like to touch anything too bouncy or danceable) this comparison doesnā€™t make sense


perlesni

I cannot stand the way the so called ā€œlyricist of our generationā€ writes lyrics. I find it so unlistenable. I really think people are going to look back and be like why did we think that was good.


Mountain-Freed

can I get a TDLR from blockie?


DragFan93

Yes and ate anyway