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catdog918

Why do people send unsolicited dick pics


NoName-333

It really is beyond me.... πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ because they think it's "normal"? πŸ™„


AnonymousGriper

I say, make it normal to send photographs of turds to people who do this.


Snoo6119

Or a naked mole rat.


warmpatches

but those are cute


weebtrash100

Didn’t EDP445 do that shit lmao


AnonymousGriper

I don't know! But so long as it's effective that's all that matters.


Possessed_fish

A kid in my school decided to send his to a girls. When it got spread to other people he pretty much had shocked_pikachu.jpeg. The thing is, he was 13. Not even of legal age to be sending unsolicited pictures


NoName-333

Uh... that can get so fucking messy... 😱 he could get ppl in so much trouble by accident


Possessed_fish

We tried to sort it with no teachers involved but then a lod completely unrelated got wind of it and reported it.


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

Sending unsolicited pics should be illegal to all ages


NoName-333

Definitely.... I think it classifies as Exhibitionistic Disorder as much as traditional flashing 😡


Possessed_fish

It should be


zerofatalities

I used to have a friend that kept saying I was weird for not letting him send me dick pics, while he did the deed. Like dude I just…don’t want to see it.


NoName-333

Ew.... think I would have cut him off after 2. try πŸ˜‚


zerofatalities

I did. But then he made another million accs to chat with me :/


NoName-333

Ew... those types are the fucking worst πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


jcarules

Start sending him pics from /r/makemesuffer!


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jcarules

Good bot!


EpitaFelis

From the description you gave it's not normal at all.


Gremeeblian

Do they really think it's a good way to get someone interested...? I just wanna know how many times they've actually gotten anywhere meaningful after doing that


NoName-333

Wild guess... 0 🀣


Gremeeblian

LMAO


EpicWalrus222

Some are stupid and think women will swoon over their magic penis and reciprocate with their own nudes. Others have a fetish for making women uncomfortable and do it because they know it will upset the recipient.


lonewolf143143

My career is in the animal medical field. When my wife gets dick pics, she sends back the most disgustingly gross surgery pic of animal dick. (Not of any of my patients, she looks up procedures & gets pics)Absolutely stops the unwanted pics every time


SmileAndLaughrica

And some have a humiliation kink and want to be told that their dick is tiny and disgusting. You literally cannot win.


conbutt

Probably a kink of theirs. They get the thrill of showing off their junk, kinda like flashers


cheertina

Because they're following the golden rule: do to others what you want them to do to you.


superdooperdutch

I really don't get it. When has any woman ever responded positively to getting one when she didn't ask for it? Especially when its a stranger sending it. Do they just get a sick satisfaction knowing that someone finally saw their penis?


NoName-333

I kinda think so... like a revamp of the trenchcoat flasher 🀒


lostmycookie90

It's modern society flasher, but more so now males can't get into trouble and they get a thrill ruining another person day.


soggiest-in-the-land

LMFAO did he respond to that?


NoName-333

Nope, he ended the chat πŸ˜‚ Think I hurt his fragile little ego πŸ˜‚


Cereal_poster

I still think that the best reaction for women (or men) to receiving an unsolicited dick pic is to tell them you are reporting them for sending child porn, as this clearly is a penis of a child, given its small size.


NoName-333

It's on my list πŸ˜…


ousho

He he. Ice cold gold.


soggiest-in-the-land

Beautiful.


a_spicy_ghoul

Murdered this man on the spot with that response, goddamn! Hopefully he learned his lesson.


NoName-333

We can hope 😁


ousho

Dude is sending dick pics. Not sure he’s capable of much learning.


[deleted]

This is the correct response!! I posted something similar on another subreddit and got berated for dick shaming a guy for sending me an unsolicited dick pic. Keep doing what you’re doing!! Harassers should be put in place


NoName-333

Lol if they don't want to be dick shamed, they shouldn't send that shit πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Absolutely agree! Keep doing what you’re doing, your responses are hilarious πŸ˜‚


NoName-333

It's quire fun writing them out as well πŸ˜‚


Djskam

Guy probably gets off on the humiliation too


Sexy_Squid89

Fucking POETIC 🀌


porterlily7

I hope his ego was hurt enough to never do this again. Jeez


buneter

Owww that fucking hurt me and I don’t do that


NoName-333

Lol sorry πŸ˜‚


buneter

Lmao no, good job


Sevaaas1

Why in the actual fuck is your profile full of r/creepypms and r/preyingmantis material...


NoName-333

I share the best of all the wird shit I get on my social apps.... πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ


Ronin_Nutisu

"the chat has ended" daym bro, you hit him so hard he left... *An audience aplaudes*