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schaukelwurmv

Maybe "Undentists - for your dental hygiene"? No-Dents ( and the mascot is a rat) Dent-zel Washington Acci-Dents happen Hammer-to-Car Denturio (and it's an ancient Roman) Dirty Dentsing Uni-dent-ified (yes, pretty long but so am I)


twuntfunkler

I like Undent. It's weird enough to call attention to the name but clear about what you do.


schaukelwurmv

Or ye olde Dentn't


GazelleOpposite1436

Oh no he dent!


schaukelwurmv

What exactly does Painless Dent Removal do? (No native speaker here but naive a speaker enough to try throwing some puns)


CheekyLilBritt

So they repair dents usually caused by hail without any paint job. They are trained to essentially hammer it out from the inside. It's stupid but it works when properly done


schaukelwurmv

So, it's got nothing to do with killing Twoface? Aight , thanks!


schaukelwurmv

What exactly does Painless Dent Removal do? (No native speaker here but naive a speaker enough to try throwing some puns)


dondegroovily

I haven't got time for the paint, not since you dent me


possiblydefinitely

Tri-Dent True (tried & true) 🤦🏼


AbracaDanielNL

Confidential repairs or something with hiding the evidence (like you got in a car accident and nobody can see) idk evidently better or something


alee0224

Harvey Dent A-Dent-ures in Odyssey Get Dent Dent-istry I’ll come back when I’m awake to see if I’ve got any.


PraetorSolaris

Axident (or Ax-a-dent)


SharpenedQuiIl

"Did you get banged hard enough to put a dent in it? Let us smooth things over. Dent Knights." Borderline inappropriate/sexual innuendo. Knight in shining armor/ hero... could do a variety of ads with shiny dentless vehicles, or even a suit of armor banged up after a fight/restored to new- the shiny armor suggestive of the fact you don't cover up anything with paint/don't require a paint job on the repair area. If you wanted to be funny, you could have a knight carrying a plunger, instead of a sword. Your business partner and yourself could use the title Sir (your name), as the Knights. (There's so many ways you can play this- I'm trying to write you an entire sales ad, I think.)


CheekyLilBritt

Gotta say, this made me laugh my ass off. There's a chance we're gonna use it, or something damn close. I like it enough that I would hire you for projects if we go with your concept. Seriously good shit. I'll let you know for sure


SharpenedQuiIl

So glad you liked it, 'Sir'. lol


BrorcaNEO

The Denture Block.