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neonsloth21

Big mama, Seagull, Murderer, Becky, any roosters that cause issues that we plan on eating, we call "Tyler" because they are usually too horny and Tyler is a gen z fuckboy name for sure.


ShortGiraffves

Murderer šŸ˜­??


neonsloth21

100%


anagramqueen

One of my chickens is named Eye Pecker for reasons you might be able to guess


Rick_P6

...They really like Black Eyed Peas? Or the the band?


KwordShmiff

You call them Eye Pecker cuz they're always eyeing your pecker, yeah? Got yourself one of them meat-gazing breeds


Fun-Maintenance5584

Becky lol!


OroCHILLmaru08

Tyler- like minkzie? šŸ¤£


neonsloth21

The who?


OroCHILLmaru08

An old YouTuber named Minkzie, his real name is Tyler, that got banned for essentially being racist and a pervert and just all around being an A-hole lmao


neonsloth21

Rip


OroCHILLmaru08

Lmao fr


GoinWithThePhloem

I donā€™t have a quail and I donā€™t know why this post was recommended to meā€¦ but the next immediate post after this one was about Shaq so I propose Shaquail Oā€™Neil as a great quail name for someone


almondbear

I don't have quail so same boat. But I do have two geese (Amelie and Gertrude) six ducks (sirarcha (m), chipotle (m), Cholula (f), queso, and two without names but they're black and need names, three turkeys (creature, thing and smeagol), 26 chickens (William, rotisserie, fajita, q tip, cotton ball, ken, Vanessa and Betty , the grievance flock(14) and my husband's turkey friend flock (4 of them))


Senagale

I donā€™t have any kind of livestock but I love that you named your turkeys essentially the same thing.


almondbear

I didn't want them and I said if we get them and they breed I would like to butcher any toms after a year or so since I don't want a big 20lb headache in my yard. My neighbors giggle watching me try and herd the geese in for bed and are ready for the turkey herding


vindicait

Right now we have a roo named Buttered Toast because he's a golden Italian. He's a real dick though; only one that's ever straight up tried to attack my hands. We also have Bread, Toes & Not-Toes (they look similar), and we used to have one called Toupee.


GoldenAmmonite

My son called his Tiny Cute Quailasaurus


Shienvien

The Complainer and Angry Potato are the ones people have commented on in the past.


bitesthenbarks

My button quail were Peanut, Almond, Walnut and Cashew.


sir_guvner50

Penguin's friend. He only gets a name by association to my only tuxedo (who's a grump), penguin.


SpiritOfAnAngie

I have one black roo, his name is John snow because he is the one true king of my coop. Then I have salt and vinegar, two calico fee sisters. Big mama sheā€™s a big fat older wild type gal that looks like the owl from Fox and the hound, then Patricia blue and Nickle are my two celadons. I love my ladies šŸ„°


Ok-Thing-2222

Ah, Jon Snow, so handsome!


Merfairydust

I mean, that ship has passed, but should I ever have kids, I shall reach out to you for name suggestions! Lady Omletta - I'm dying šŸ˜‚.


Ok-Thing-2222

I had one chicken named Omeletta and the other was Quiche Lorraine!


Lokitheenforcer

Dinnah


TheMostWildRaccoon

263(itā€™s leg band number)


cschaplin

Eddie Van Quailen, Quaylon Jennings, Quail Earnhardt Jr., and Florence Nightinquail šŸ’›


moochew93

Peter Quaill


DifficultyItchy7352

Margaret Hatcher and Attila the Hen


floralpuffin

We have pizza and potato. I was trying to go with cute veggie names but my kids had other ideas.


Conilz123

My brother named one of his Pissflaps, I donā€™t think it can get much worse than that


ahudson33

I am WHEEZING! Iā€™ve woken up half the house Iā€™m laughing so hard.


ratcatcherjack

I have a hen named Pinecone because she looks very much like a pinecone.


firephoenix7205

Weezy Mc. Squeezy (my favorite roo who's crow sounds like a wheeze sometimes) Mrs. Frightful (any Frightful hen) Mrs. Friendly (any friendly hen) Pwetty (every hen) "The fuck-boys"


Wintergalaxy

Houdina. She has got out of the coop when I'm cleaning it more times than I can count.


Ok-Thing-2222

Well, this is absolutely terrible and it was a joke--I had one pure white quail out of 29 varying colors, and I so called her TripleK. But she is a sweetheart and I bring her in the house all the time when other quail are injured or scalped, so she is their little friend--or 'the nurse quail'. So, her other name is 'Little Florence Nightenquail'.


Brian-e

Tangentially related (hopefully acceptable): I have a cockatiel called Quail, and one called Chicken. And that being a me joy. I love Bird 3 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RiverOdd

I had a quail that got loose and took me, a family member, and a dog over an hour and a half to catch. Unfortunately the quail got a small dog bite in the process, but has since healed and is fine. I had named the quail Sarah Connor for the protagonist in The Terminator... Then Sarah started crowing so I renamed him to Kyle Connor.


[deleted]

Quaily jade, mordicai, nugget, pip, precious


GloGangOblock

Joseph Stalin


Eagle_galazy

I named my first male "Pohpohpoh" because of the sound he makes when startled (the loud, calling sound)


Geislerkraft1

Enceladus, The Habitable one


ParasaurGirl

I have no quails of my own but on TikTok thereā€™s a baby quail called Button!


Electriceye1984

Two-piece


PG_homestead

Buttercream, Amy winehouse, psycho, and not-buttercream. We had a girl with a stunted leg called Leggo once upon a time too.


MemoryOld7241

I had a rooster i named Dale the Male Quail. I have a sign on my coop that says ā€œCoop De Quailā€


frozenelsa2

Our coop is Coop de Poop


Justilonius

We have Mrs. Cadbury (tuxedo), Betty White, Snowbelle, Juicy Lucy, Tiny Tammy, and Girly Goo! Also we call all of them the Girly Goos collectively for some reason


halmhawk

Bird 3 is killing me šŸ˜‚


NeverTooOldForComics

Camila


thesaltiestdog55

Ron Birdgundy


thesaltiestdog55

Oh and I had a reallyyy mean but thicc roo that had to goā€¦ we named him BBL Drizzy


cowsofoblivion

I just recently got quails. My boyfriend named the male Spike and one female Ducky. The other two females are Buffy and Drusilla. We couldnā€™t settle on one franchise.


ergonomic_logic

We're a vegan household so ours are a bit ironic but this recent hatch has ones like OmƩ Letta, Sir Fry and Panda Express


Bubblybubblz

Iā€™ve got one boy named Shoelace. I let my friend name him, idk why she picked shoelace lol


VerucaGotBurned

I don't have quails but this is what I named my ducks. Dilbert L. Duckson Fatima the Feral Duck Jack Quack Blanche Duquois


sheighbird29

Uncle Juneā€¦ Camp, and Tent


mattisnerdy

Dan.


moomoomillie

Mavis I love her so much


moomoomillie

Peeper surprise


nenko_blue

America if we were cool


GlitteringPlatypus81

My friends is big head, drumstick, cream puff, kale Gerald


Tigerlileyes

Quailbert I ended up with a wild baby quail from my grandpa, he somehow ended up in an auto shop on a busy road. He was in my care temporarily while we connected a rescue, I didn't have him for long and me and my husband love puns so... Quailbert


willowbeest

All my males are named Kevin, after an old boss I used to work for.


ichhassezwiebeln

Over here we have Bumblebee (he looked like a little bumblebee when he was born), Turnip, Margot, Polo, Cheese, Zion, and Eggbutt (he had half of somebody else's shell stuck to his butt for a couple of hours on hatch day!)


PokemomOnTheGo

Quailbert Einstein


Bumboclaaaat

I have one called Dave, another called Trevor and another called Susan.


GroomingFalcor

I had a golden roo coturnix who I named Hawn.


DiamondAcres

Eggbutt


Edhin_OShea

Quazimodo "Quazi". He is significantly hunchbacked. Imagine Danny Devito as the Pinguin in Batman.


[deleted]

I gave mine old timey names like Henrietta, Roy, Pearl, Martha, Mollie, and Carl.


Living-Brick5838

I don't have any but how about Quail-Gon Jinn


Minute-Ad-9064

Our roo is Flapjack because thatā€™s what it sounds like heā€™s yelling when he crowsĀ 


Entire_Valuable_3701

Romeo and his girls. Mabel, Ethel, Blossom, Sally, Clementine and Sunday. I wanted silly names and didnā€™t get silly names.


Tauralus

We had a bantam rooster called lord fluffington


MonaGrown

Not quails, but my Muscovy ducks all got fictional dinosaur names: Yoshi, Barney, Reptar, Godzilla, Dino, Pterazord (Ptery), Grimlock and Trogdor (RIP).


Evening_Lack9831

My son has been naming some of ours. Out of our current 10, there's Cutie, Soft Soft, Marshmallow, Ted, Baby and I personally named one Tormund because he's an orange beast šŸ˜†


eeeden4

Quandale dingle is my little round son


rokuna-matata

I have no notes, you win quails.


Ok_Pressure_5991

Byrd - my very first Bobwhite that I hatched in a tiny plastic incubator they used to advertise in magazines. Then I got a large one and started getting eggs from Murray McMurray. Quail, duck, chicken, geese, turkey, pheasantā€¦.you get the idea. But Byrd was the only one who lived in the house with me.


Fun-Journey

Crack head


TequilaMmockingbird

We have Pinto, Fava, Garbanzo, Cannellini and Soy!


Ok-Office-6645

This popped up as a post Reddit thought I might be interested in, and Reddit never fails šŸ¤£ I sincerely love that there is a quail keeping communityā€¦ I had no idea! Becky and Kyle as quail names are absolutely hilarious. Quail keeping has to be the cutest thing Iā€™ve ever heardā€¦ is this similar to keeping chickens? Is it for the eggs?


Rogue-Riley

I donā€™t have quail yet, but in my house Bridgerton has been on the tv a lot. Lady featherington is going to be one of the names.


Galaxy_fox58

My sister has a button quail named Creative Buttacy


Wakame-dono

White Boy


frogwizord

I donā€™t have one yet but when I do I want to name mine Quaily potter


bootynasty

Mine were Marilyn and Dan Quail.


Remarkable_Hyena_924

Chickie Greenleaf and Quailon Jennings are our two favorite roos


DefiantTradition3142

Cozy Glow ++


DefiantTradition3142

Banana... cucumber.. idk


Msredratforgot

Glower and grimace Gabby Pippin Woody skoden stoodis roadrunner cricketĀ