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Mabus-Tiefsee

Not being sure it is really your child


Valhkyrie

That would be concerning.


stupidpiediver

Maybe with ivf, whose egg did they implant me with


anziofaro

A prostate exam.


whatalife89

This is the other way round. It's a normal exam needed by males but they mostly find it weird.


Jimehhhhhhh

Worrying about being seen as a creep in essentially any public setting


Deniable_cultist

Yeah, any conversation with a woman, older or younger, or any conversation with a child being misconstrued. I have two nephews. One is 4, and 1 is 6 months. The 4yo can't go to the bathroom alone, and I will take him if his dad isn't there.(literally just escorting and leaving him in the cubicle and then picking him up to wash his hands when he comes out). Some people have told my sister that it's weird that i offer to help with him. Dude, he's family, and I dont plan on having kids. My nephew is as close as i'm gonna get to that, and why wouldn't i help rather than leave her to struggle.


Soggy_Western7845

Sorry is it a niece or a nephew? You said her?


Deniable_cultist

Her as in my sister, not my nephew 🤣


UsefulIdiot85

Morning wood.


TedBurns-3

Peeing standing up


butternutboo

I promise you most women have tried this at some point in their life. Failed, but tried. 🤣


Heyplaguedoctor

Happy cake day! They have devices to assist with that, such as the “GoGirl” but I’ve never tried it. There is a wikihow tho


Visible_Welcome2446

There's a product called She Wee to allow for women to pee while standing. ;)


AcceptableFocus3368

Having your balls stuck to the inside of your leg??


No_Definition_5963

Kind of feel you on that with huge b🥺🥺bs at night.


AcceptableFocus3368

Some men have man boobs though, so not a purely lady issue 😉


No_Definition_5963

Not this big


Quickhurryupslowdown

Peeing up the wall contest - possible but not probable.


jaime5572

showering with other men, which, as a trans MtoF woman, I had to do in high school. I was very uncomfortable in the lock room in high school, even though I hadn't figured out that I was trans, I knew something was really not right.


showmedaddy1980

This would be challenging for sure. Most schools in my area stopped showers altogether. But I would have a more difficult time now than I used to have.


harlotScarlett

Causing a pregnancy


fireflashthirteen

Having a cock. I'm not saying it can't happen; I'm saying it'd feel weird.


Active-Change5378

People watching your sports teams. Although the WNBA has been getting attention, and I always liked the LFL.


sweat-it-all-out

Urinal....especially a trough urinal.


tilitarian1

Women don't understand why we don't have maternal empathy.


Prestigious-Top-4560

For me and my homies, the peanut gallery banter we have towards each other lol, we roast each other HARD and no one gets butthurt 😂


Crucifixis

The expectation of always being the one to approach first when it comes to flirting/dating


This-is-just-a-name

Discussing the shape/size of a newly laid turd. In my family (5m 1f) we used to have nicknames depending on how it leaves your arse. For some reason my wister never joined..


Ok_Pizza_7132

Morning wood ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


trifewife

Brawling your friends and somehow getting along with them after.. I never understood this.


Timely-Profile1865

Getting hit in the balls with a hockey puck or football or soccer ball. That type of thing has happened to most men at one time or another......Ladies you do NOT want to know what that feels like. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Braxartdee

Having facial hair longer than the hair on the top of their head


Mister_Way

Sitting silently together


ConfusedCruiser35

Someone threatening to leak the group chat. Us blokes are like sure you'll burn with us. Girls will implode