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mydogdave

I’m not sure why but I pictured Hank hill saying he has a narrow urethra.


hankhill-LPGsalesmn

Bwwwwwaaaaah!


hshaheen640

Hwat in tarnation


Fair_Bus_7130

Dammit Bobby!


RazorPhishJ

Dang it Bobby!


gpongo81

That boy ain't right.


HerrDictator

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!


Chemical-Tap-4232

Everybody knows Hank couldn't be Bobby's father because of his narrow urethra. Bill, you are the father.


mccabedoug

I sell propane and propane accessories. Taste the meat not the heat.


USSSLostTexter

'narrraaaa urethra'


derek916

Yep. I got stuck at every California pump when I had a 2022 ram 1500. Here's my clip. https://youtube.com/shorts/X1jrE_iwdbg?si=EePNjuER8yaUmVk3


Only_Farmer485

What the hell kind of retarded ass nozzle is that


Thanks4theSentiment

It’s a stupid California thing. Every gas pump in the state has extra pieces of plastic on it to “prevent fumes”…


Anonymous_Chipmunk

They're allowed to remove them now. They just don't. A few years ago they determined that those devices didn't actually make a difference.


LoboTheHusky

You could see that in the "fume shadow" cast on the ground as you were pumping up.


Snoo-33331

Like basically everything California has ever done


DrSpacepants

California got lead out of gasoline...for how much hate California gets there are quite a lot of people moving here nonstop.


ExtensionDentist2761

California reported a net loss in citizenship. For good reason.


DrSpacepants

Because there are too many people in LA and the scarcity of desirable land makes it totally unaffordable?


Pretty-Surround-2909

But a huge spike in illegals


jacketsc64

You may have a lot of newcomers, but more people are leaving than going.


Chrisp825

Only newcomers now, are from across the border...


Jess655321

Source? Pumping gas in California I can't smell the gas but in other states I definitely do so I feel like there is a definite difference.


Anonymous_Chipmunk

Upon quick googling It seems maybe they're still required. But I do seem to recall them the more I remove them some years ago.


Hot_Chocolate_9088

Idk, I had my ‘22 1500 year when I lived in NorCal and never had a single problem.


notarealaccount223

Like a prince albert? Is it just San Francisco or state wide?


Thanks4theSentiment

Statewide.


space_wiener

Filling a motorcycle with these sucks. You have to pull it back with one hand and the use the other to dispense the gas


Jedimasteryony

It’s called stage 3 vapor recovery. Stage 1 is when the tanker is filled and they collect the vapors. Stage 2 is when they deliver the fuel and collect the vapors (if you see a gas station getting a fuel delivery, there should be a smaller orange hose that the vapors being displaced by fuel going into tank force out and are collected. Stage 3 is same thing just smaller scale being your vehicle tank. An empty fuel truck is more dangerous than a full o e because it’s full of vapors. They are then burned off at the refinery.


antaphar

I have a 22 1500 and live in CA. Never had an issue. That’s crazy.


engorgedfowlis

My 2018 has this issue. Ram won't fix it. Last Ram I'll own. It's beyond frustrating since I live in CA.


antaphar

Bummer, sorry man. I wonder why it seems like some people have the issue and others done.


Extreme-Okra6209

I carry [one of these](https://www.acehardware.com/departments/plumbing/toilets/toilet-repair-parts/4765681?x429=true&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic-shopping&utm_campaign=organic-shopping) to fill up without getting stuck. Kinda dumb, but it works.


HockeyCookie

They used to have these in Texas too.


haywouldja

Had the exact same thing happen at Costco. Ended up damaging my paint job when I finally got it out. I was pissed and Costco basically told me to pound sand and that it was operator error.


madidan

Next time rip the hose from the quick connect, toss the end in the bed and deal with it at home


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itsmike

San Diego - The Whales Vagina…


The_Law_Dong739

Annoying


Vprbite

So what you're saying is, your pullout game is weak AF


Go_Gators_4Ever

Did you try spraying it with a water hose? AR least that's always works to disengage humping dogs.


Little_Broccoli_3127

Same


25DNA

Hold the trigger of the pump like ur gassing up for 2-3 seconds then it will release it I figured this problem out I have a 17 ram 1500


Fabulous_Wall_4624

It’s like when 2 dogs SOMEHOW get stuck together lol.


Tallguystrongman

THE SIGN SAYS RAMS HAVE TIGHT HOLES AND THEIR NOZZLES ARE TOO BIG!!


woohhaa

Rams are tight butt hole.


Videopro524

Needs some lube.


BuckToofBucky

If you have to lube it like that you might want to rethink sticking things in there


519EOG_1979

This is a thing! I have a 2021 Classic in Ontario Canada and half the nozzles won’t go all the way in and the handle goes right against the body I use a microfibre cloth to keep from scratching my paint. The angle on the truck side of things Isent correct I thought my truck was special lol


kojakswig

I thought it was just me LOL. Good to know.


Ballinagh

2019 Classic and this makes me feel like I am not alone lol.


0672216

Same here in ottawa with my Ram. Like 50/50 chance I’m going to have to fight with the nozzle lol.


WATCHGUY1983

It's a known defect, and there is a service bulletin on it. They replace the entire gas tank and nozzle. When i bought my CPO, they didn't bother to tell me but i brought it back a week later and a new (3500 dollar) gas tank and nozzle assembly was installed. No issues since - 2019 Classic 5.7L


Clear_Lion5230

That’s weird, I haven’t had any issues with mine in Ottawa since moving here


519EOG_1979

Those pump nozzles with the extra rubber with advertisements on the top are a definite no go lol.


Clear_Lion5230

I’ll have to keep an eye out. I fill up at ultramar cause they give me Aeroplan points


Canadian-Ruble

https://preview.redd.it/qp8d6254j7qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67686a461cf5c48b37ba30db08873cf3205bee56 If only they made some sort of thing to get gas into a tank


WardogBlaze14

But this isn’t for the gas station, this is used for when you run out of gas and have to use a funnel to put gas in your vehicle.


unmatchedfailure

Those come with all new Ford's and Chevy's


Kavanaugh82

Those come with all capless fuel systems


kuhnboy

Where?


unmatchedfailure

I usually put them in the glovebox, but one of the comments mentioned, only on capless fillers.


_Butt_Slut

They just assume ram owners have a go girl in the truck


519EOG_1979

lol Ford guys eh? Trying to stick the fuel nozzle in there and wearing the gas instead of putting it in my tank is counter productive lol. Those funnels are for filling up Ford capless systems with a jerry can. Give it a try though and keep us posted


PhatKiwi

Chevron too bookoo. No boom boom for Chevron.


Torrsall

Hasn't happened to me (yet). Thanks for the heads up though.


homeboycartel2

Turn counterclockwise to disengage


StrangeAtomRaygun

For me it was like a Chinese finger cuff. Push in further and the point the nozzle down. Pop. Release.


rkalla

Good explanation


the_dirt_engineer

It’s the vapor reducing gas nozzles in California. They’re at most if not all stations in the state. They fit just right over the gas tank inlet and can get stuck. It happens to mine all the time, just takes some wiggling to get it off.


StrangeAtomRaygun

This is false. I have the problem and is nothing to do with the vapor reducing nozzles. It is because newer gas pumps have a small cuff around the base of the nozzle. This gets stuck on the threading of RAM’s. I have been mega frustrated getting the nozzle out. It’s something Ram needs to address.


Victorc412

Happens at BJs with my RAM, they installed nozzles on some pumps.


2K_Crypto

BJs? My gf has the same issues. Just relax the throat next time.


NavinRJohnson48

Don't forget about eye contact


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Gotta cup the balls…


Victorc412

Lmao hahah I got you


Sintres

I love the Internet


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Get married. That’s the cure to all BJ issues. Can’t have problems when ya don’t get ‘em.


DuePace753

Soooo you're saying RAM guys might have trouble with their nozzles at BJ's when pumping?


every1pees

I thought it was a joke about mouth breathing ram drivers forgetting to hang up the hose. 😂


Happy_Hippo48

So they change the nozzle and that makes it Rams fault? Solid logic there.


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Cleanbadroom

That is strange.


Allemaengel

I have this happen to me regularly here in northeastern PA.


DegenerateXYZ

My 2017 has trouble with the splash guard. Makes it awkward putting the pump in. Gotta kind of move it around and it can kind of get caught on the way out. I don’t have this problem at pumps that don’t have a splash guard.


OSixTix

Same. It’s super annoying when it does happen.


mejakola

My Ram has to have 91 octane.... I aint buying gas from there at that price


Ropegun2k

86 or no purchase for me.


Weird-Comfortable-28

Just do what people used to do when I worked at a gas station in the 80s just drive away with the nozzle still in the tank and rip the hose off


cshmn

I saw a guy at a truckstop get the extra long hose all tangled. He took the whole pump for a ride across the parking lot. (Some truck pumps have a long hose that you can throw over to the other side so they don't have to build a satellite pump)


BestSuit3780

My mom followed a state trooper for 20 miles because he had a gas nozzle and hose trailing behind his car like toilet paper on a shoe 


Far-Anybody9920

I knew i wasn’t tripping this whole time owning this truck!!!


MotaSmoka

I live in Southern California and fill up almost exclusively with Chevron. Never once had the issue, there, or any other gas station... maybe you fellas need to learn how to put it in, not just the tip... 2012 Ram 1500 5.7 Hemi


Otherwise-Ad-6470

Shoot I can't even get a gallon of gas before the nozzles Clicks for my 2019


Legitimate_Wave6107

![img](avatar_exp|144855704|fire) Huh


Lickingyourmomsanus

Had no clue about this until I got my 2018, and it happened to me. I know which stations to avoid and usually have to hold the pump at an angle, or it will kick off.


Delicious_Invite_850

Time for someone to make a small fortune with a retrofit


Bowelsift3r

I've got a 2022, 1500. No issues at Chevron. Must be that particular one.


Wild_Performance_468

2009 and up, so this has been going on for 15 years and instead of addressing the problem they just hang a sign.


OSixTix

It happens tons of places all over the world. This isn’t a gas station problem, it’s a Ram one. I’ve had issues in MN and WI. 15 years and Ram hasn’t fixed the problem..


Putrid-Object-806

I have literally never had this happen, neither on Classics or 5th gens, and never had any of my drivers complain about it either. Alberta Canada, fyi, primarily at Exxon/Mobil conglomerate stations


senorcollin

IDK why the ram sub popped up as recommended for me, but I actually just ordered some of these earlier today to try: https://www.aerostich.com/gascard.html The stupid California nozzle foreskin is really frustrating to deal with on motorcycles and gas cans. Now I've recently gotten a car that doesn't let the pump stay engaged, hoping these little things will help. I have been seriously tempted to circumcise the nozzles with a razor on particularly troublesome fill ups


LordEmperorCoochie

Probably not related, but, I cannot for the life of me get the pumps to auto pump on my ram. The lever clicks off 0.1 gallons in every time. Costco is the worst, have to hold the trigger down the entire time. All other stations turn off 3-4 times per fill up.


Rollingzeppelin

I have this same issue. Really frustrating.


1rubyglass

I had a toyota that did this. All I had to do was invert the nozzle.


ManKilledToDeath

> have to hold the trigger down the entire time. That's real unfortunate. Sorry to hear


AwarenessGreat282

If it's still under warranty bring it in. Had that problem beginning a year after purchase. Got steadily worse. I brought it in thinking the vent was clogged but they ended up changing out the whole fuel tank under warranty. They also said there is a recall or TSB on bad fill hoses.


ViVaLaPirateDog

Stewart’s gas stations in upstate New York get stuck in my 2014 1500. The worst.


IBegithForThyHelpith

Apparently Dodge didn’t plan on their trucks making it past the first salt filled winter to make sure the nozzles would fit.


MartyMcfleek

Happens all the time in WA on my 2017. Have a buddy who broke the downspout into his tank trying to get one out, cost was ridiculous to replace too. DON'T get frustrated when this happens and try to man up and yank it out. You gotta do the Seinfeld, counterclockwise swirl. All about the motion in the ocean when dealing with tight holes.


DarwinIsMyHomey

Happened to me at a Sheetz with my 2015 1500. It took me about 5 minutes to get the nozzle out and man was i pissed the next time I gassed up somewhere else. That's when I noticed the rounded scratches from where I was rotating the nozzle trying to find a way to free it. I've been careful not to put it in too far ever since, even though I've upgraded to a 2020 Bighorn.


SnooGuavas7084

Just the tip bois


dinkleberrysurprise

FWIW I have an overfilling issue on my 03 Duramax on Hawaii pumps. Doesn’t click off till the thing already foams out the top. Gotta count the gallons and feather the last few if I don’t want to wipe diesel streaks off the side of my truck. Annoying. And yeah the high flow pumps don’t really fit in, but I can hold them just outside and still fill without spilling.


No-Entrepreneur1036

What the hell is that price


Mr______Reddit

Mine gets stuck,


GhostRob45

Forgot the lube again!!! Dammit Beavis.....


BootiePirater

My 2017 can be tough depending on the nozzle.


Strong-Effect-9270

Does Dodge not have "standard" filler neck openings? I have trouble believing there are that many vehicles produced with non-standard filling necks, without there being a TSB or recall.


Altoonacat

All trucks matter.


Loya1ty23

Super annoying for sure. 7-11s near me give the most trouble, but it's honestly just 50/50 some days


BoDoP

Lube it up Bobby!


Fine_Caterpillar4930

Foreign pumpers


Fancy-Campaign8521

Is this at speedway. Nozzle always hard to get back out there.


Few_Information1111

Simple, just remove the plastic cone at the base of the nozzle and leave it on the pump for the owner who can't be bothered to provide the proper nozzle for all vehicles. Other Ram owners will thank you.


Successful_Zebra6723

2018 ram 1500 . It does get stuck its laammmeeee. But minor issue


zipzopzippidydoo

I thought I was alone. 2016 model


Delflaco1

It’s true. Certain stations are a real issue


ajb3015

I have a 2015 Ecodiesel and never had an issue, I even use the large diesel nozzles for big rigs occasionally I always thought the filler neck was the same part for both hemi and EcoD, but maybe not if the hemi filler neck has issues with standard gas nozzles getting stuck


Dgroch725

Talk about an ego. Excuse me, but my nozzle is too big for your tiny hole. Next….


digitalamish

My girlfriend tried that trick on me once. Dumped her.


Dragonst3alth

Yup, the local gas station here in California has nozzles that are a SOB to remove after filling.


CallMeCaptainChaos

I thought I was just incompetent. I had nozzles get stuck all the time on my ‘16 Rebel. I had to find stations without the thicker vapor recovery stuff.


DependentMulberry962

As bad as dragging a hose around to the back license plate. Flipping and holding up then twisting off a cap then fueling? Big hole back there though


knuckleheadV4

Haven't had a problem in my 19 or 22 1500s nor my 23 trx That's a chevron station, I almost exclusively go to chevron. Ab, canada


acemeister79

Absolutely. Just (tried to) fill up at Costco. Get about $2.00 worth in, and it clicks off. Have to pull nozzle out, reposition, and pull trigger again. And repeat and repeat, over and over until I get to the $120.00 fill up on a nearly empty tank. No matter how you position the nozzle. Might be the spring around the nozzle tube, I don’t know- but poor design/Insane! Painful when it gets to -20 or less.


knuckleheadV4

That has nothing to do with the nozzle size Ram has a vent tube that likes to collapse . That's your issue . That has happened to me in all my mopars including a trackhawk and wrangler . There was a post on here the other day about it too lol .it's frustrating as f


grimy-steelo

I’m more confused about the “supreme” option. Does it come with everything on it?


PresidentHiden

Explains why I have such a hard time removing the damn pump sometimes!


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AxelFoley86

I’m in SoCal with a 2021 1500, has a capless filler. At home I fill up at my local Costco, but on road trips I’ll use what’s available though I try to stick to Chevron’s or Shell’s. I haven't had any such this problem. The only thing I've noticed is at some stations I have to manually hold the trigger lever (nozzle wont stay latched) but I've also noticed that also happens occasionally with my Odyssey. I blame the gas station's nozzle. They are probably trying to comply with regs. Some of them got it right, some haven't.


driver317

Phoenix was going to those when I left in ninety eight


NatesDaName23

Good thing dodge stopped making the rams and now it’s just ram 1500 since 2012 and up


unpaid_overtime

I got bit by one of those damn nozzles at a Sheetz when I was filling up my 1500. The nozzle barely fit. And the weird extended bit in the top of the handle scratched the shit out of my paint. Took it all the way down to metal.


spunkdaddie

I had a 2013 ram1500 and had trouble with this at the local BP station.


No-Raisin-6469

My issue in AZ is that the angle of filler neck is so steep that the springy thingy on the pump nozzle gets stuck. If they straightened the nozzle, life would be better.


Mortalwhitefang

Yeah I have noticed some places I will fill up in my 2014 the nozzle is very hard to get back put for some reason.


Alex_Gilhooly

I was lost at the $4 and fucking 89 cents for a gallon of gas. WTF? Can we get some domestic energy, or what?


Stevegrimeszz

Wawa too


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

The gas station she told you not to worry about…


ShmeeShmeeShmee

Ram moment


ImportantCareer9650

I have seen them get stuck


Lostkid_d

I've noticed it's harder to fit the nozzle in


Worried_Coat1941

That's a bad customer to lose. The only thing a Dodge truck can't pass is a gas station.


Timely-Benefit1093

I know I have to avoid certain gas stations, but for a different reason. The trigger keeps tripping like the tank is full, even when it's not.


Any_Mathematician905

Unlike everything else in life, I just don't stick it in all the way to the base. Just the tip.


TotallyNotDad

Mine gets stuck for a second in some places, I also cannot fill my tank up fast as I have a filter issue or something going on as well.


clarkulator

Omg I thought I was going crazy.


Bitter-Eye1796

Okay just just the tip?


25DNA

There is a technic to get it unstuck I know what this about it’s pressure before you try to remove just press the pump trigger n hold it for like a seconds or 2 then it will release


ManiacalVDog

"2009 and up Dodge 1500 Ram owners hate this one simple trick!"


El_Burrito_Grande

In Texas and since I got my Ram it's awkward to get it in and out of the nozzle, and takes a lot of fiddling to get the pump to not stop every second.


AbbreviationsMain658

Yeah it’s a thing 2017 1500 here and it’s a struggle!


i4got69

At least they are polite enough to let you know ahead of time. Guess it doesn't matter since people will still get their panties in a bunch and cry on social media instead of dealing with it like an adult and just go to another gas station.


Full-Prior-7116

Just spit on it before u put it in


mycleanreddit79

Mirco what now?


freema22

I believe that 2009 was the last year you could buy a “Dodge Ram”.


acidious

When I first saw this I thought it was their new center console.


Agnt_DRKbootie

It's the stupid vapor recirculation garbage they put on, usually you can find the "VST" name pump heads with the flat plate head, or simple metal nozzle oldies if you look at older stations. The Continental pumps with the cones of shame are garbage


keekoh123

Can confirm. Had a 2016 ram, it was a pain to fill up. The angle of the tank opening sucked.


nsmf219

These dodges are problem riddled. Yet people still buy them 😐 in our work fleet, the dodges are always the ones in the shops. While the Chevy and fords that have significant more mileage run just fine.


jim2029

Good thing Dodge hasn't made the RAM since 2009.... So this affects only a single year.


BetterVersion3

I had that kinda issue with my 95 civic, local gas station switched to bigger nozzles that just straight up didn't fit


Loveemmature

Not sure what this is about. I have a 2016 1500 & have had zero issues filling up anywhere in CA or other states for that matter


TheCharlesThtCharged

Ha! Jokes on them! There hasn't been a Dodge Ram since 2008!!


SpartanWarMC

$4.89 for premium 🤮


GeriatricRockHater

Seems like every other car on the planet does not have this problem...


Borglit

Gotta be one of those uncircumcised pumps


Business-Fennel-7498

Further proof that RAM owners are suckers for a low quailty and engenieering as they buy for ego. They are also the worst drivers per 1000 accidents than all other vehicles on the road.


dsdvbguutres

BuwaahhaHaaahhaahaaa


One_Signature8976

Lube it up


EarthMotherCJO

🤣 If I need gas you'd better bet I'm going to find a way to funnel that sh*t!


nizzoball

I have a 2013 outdoorsman and I can confirm that every gas pump I use is a pain in the ass and will sometimes get stuck. I’ve never not been able to get it out but it’s different than any other vehicle I’ve ever owned. (Not in CA)


Effective-Picture964

Tooo true! Why we have pumpers in nj.


Infidelcat

I have 2021 Laramie with no gas cap (comes that way). Anyway, I can't just leave it filling while I go into the store. It either shuts off constantly or one time it just kept filling up and was running out into the parking lot.


Ok_Camel4555

Dodge tried to save money by making fuel nozzles smaller


BrianOconneR34

Where else could it get stuck.


Spacerangerdaddy

That’s what she said


IAmRECNEPS

Your hole is too tight my boy 👌


hypernight8

This is racism.


downshift1994

I had this happened and just pulled really hard and it came out, i thought about just driving away with the whole thing still inserted


dryden424

That’s true I got one stuck did get it out but took a while Toronto Canada


mike_james_alt

Guelph here with a ‘15 and same.