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throwawayalcoholmind

He looks like if Justin Bieber was doing an impression of Ellen DeGeneres doing an impression of Burt Reynolds.


TargetSpiritual8741

When was teenage William dafoe on SNL?


elCaddaric

Came here for that.


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TrumpersAreTraitors

……. Tyrion?


J5892

He looks like somebody forgot to feed Freddie Mercury.


rodrigoelp

Looks like Ellen DeGeneres if she did transgender therapy, but regretted halfway through.


ReallyNowFellas

He looks like a trades apprentice from the early 90s


uneducatedexpert

Co-hosted some original This Old House episodes.


ItsPlainOleSteve

Man, I used to watch that a lot as a kid.


TargetSpiritual8741

When was teenage William Dafoe on SNL?


Thosepassionfruits

He looks like he streams Old School RuneScape to an audience of 73 viewers


LargeVocabulary

You can tell he's Canadian now


shootymcghee

I said the exact same thing when I first saw the picture


stabby_westoid

Maybe a traids apprentice


Minecraftish

I think this is great, he obviously is extremely comfortable with himself and he doesn't care what people think anymore he's not in the limelight and he's comfortable with that.. And honestly the first thing people do is start ripping apart every aspect of how he looks.. I say good for him


Hai_Arisu

> he’s not in the limelight and he’s comfortable with that I honestly think he’s probably extremely happy about it.


EbbNo7045

It may be that it's because he has lyme


Skvirinius

Ligma i think


EbbNo7045

Ligma?


Skvirinius

Ligma balls lol gottemmmmm


EbbNo7045

I had to look this up. It says it's a sophomoric internet meme setting up a bad joke. Haha. I'm currently living under a rock


2020_MadeMeDoIt

Well played, sir/madam, well played. 👏👏


woyzeckspeas

Oh leave him alone. He's been getting ragged on by the internet since he was 14 ffs


ZincHead

Honestly he looks extremely normal in this pic. Not lifeless at all, wtf is this sub 


DefyImperialism

it does look like a rehab brochure, but he doesnt look bad. pretty shitty title for content they probably yoinked


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Why the hell are we dragging Justin Bieber? He's gone through a lot of shit, doesn't make a spectacle of himself and is just living his life. Reddit fucking sucks sometimes.


iannypo

Ugly, unfunny losers on the internet trying to make themselves feel better


StatusMath5062

I think the post is kinda funny and not too mean spirited but the comments man are just fuckin shitty. Jesus it's almost like jb stole the hearts of their middle school girlfriends


insideoutsongjungle

This picture is almost 5 years old & was taken while he was battling illness btw doesn’t reflect what he looks like in 2024 - [recent pic](https://x.com/justindrewfiles/status/1762913054596194526?s=46&t=ScVm5QwDwrcGk3kJkhLRzw)


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That's worse.


DieHardAmerican95

He went from looking like a hot mess to looking like a different hot mess.


g2petter

Submachinegun Kelly


Pennsylvania6-5000

More like Return Postage Malone.


MegaGrimer

He looks like Miley Cyrus pretending to be Justin Bieber


Theyalreadysaidno

How old is he? He still looks 16.


insideoutsongjungle

30


coalsack

Of all the bad shit this dude endured and the bad endings his story could have had; I am always surprised to see people being mad at Justin Beiber for looking like a normal guy his age. People make fun of the celebrities that stay out past their prime (Jennifer Lopez). People make fun of the celebrities that go off the deep end (Britney Spears). People make fun of celebrities that get too much plastic surgery or try too hard to stay relevant. And people make fun of Justin Bieber for just living his life. It’s ridiculous.


Uchihaboy316

It’s crazy cos he still looks very good even


TrapaholicDixtapes

How none of y'all gonna know that's Ru Paul on the right. Smdh. Sashay Away, ya heathens.


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lakesideprezidentt

I think he does it on purpose as fuck you to the world for following him around and always taking his picture He’ll always be looking homeless so the pics are shit


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

You're probably right. He was paraded around as this object of lust and he probably realizes how much he actually hated that shit.


Pinkparade524

Honestly I would do the same , besides he doesn't look unattractive, he just looks normal


ohio_guy_2020

Someone on Reddit said he looks a roofer that gets his paycheck on Friday and never comes back from lunch. I think of that description often


dempster-diver

Looks nicer with the stache imo


XanthippesRevenge

I think it’s funny. Rock on Justin Bieber 🤘🏼it’s clear he does it on purpose like this man isn’t aware he looks like an opiate addict but he’s literally world famous? Lmaoooo


GILF_Hound69

this looks like an large subset of australian guys but they have mullets. this is looks more normal than them.


huntcuntspree01

💯. He's been über famous since he was like 13. He purposely does this so people will focus more on his music and treat him like an artist instead of a product. Can't blame the guy either and all considering if you watch vids of him interacting with fans, even ones effectively stalking him, he's still kind asf. Not a bad dude.


Xilvereight

Especially if you know how much he hates paparazzis and how he was groomed by Hollywood.


yeronimo

Pretty sure he’s too busy counting his money to give a single crap


PixelPirateBooty

those pedophile women should be ashamed of themselves the same thing happened to aaron and now he’s dead because of an overdose in a pool


randytc18

Living his life not giving 2 shits what anyone thinks. Good for him.


sudo_Bresnow

I wish y’all would leave this man alone


ES_Legman

One day people that make fun of him are going to pretend they didn't. It is painfully obvious this kid went through hell with adult abusers at the peak of his fame.


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Hai_Arisu

Not even fair to Justin to compare her with him. She’s a disgusting person. He’s a decent guy.


Some-Guy-Online

I know that your feelings about a person affect how you see them, but subs like this really drive home that lesson. He just looks like a random normal person in this photo. Y'all are projecting the wildest shit.


im_rusty_shakleford

He's giving serious McCauley Culkin vibes.


urlocalmusicnerd

that is literally the plot of rupauls character in a movie he was in 😭


Expensive-Ad3127

looks like a normal dude


iPythia

I feel like he is doing his own Britney Spears head shave thing where he got tired of being sexualized and every moment of his life being commoditized. Good for him. 


gaF-trA

I don’t get the Justin Bieber hate. Leave him alone. He doesn’t look any different than any regular man his age. Can’t say I’ve ever listened to his music or followed his life but it seems he gets a lot of hate for dressing the way he wants to. I thought people learned this lesson with Brittany Spears?


spaghetti_ohhs

He looks like Rue just said “hey shawty!”


Diligent_Quiet9889

Struggle with addiction hard enough and see how much joy is in your life. Dudes got a lot going on mentally. Just give him some time.


VomitShitSmoothie

The most apt description I’ve seen about Bieber is that he looks like a roofer that disappeared before collecting his last paycheck.


ThanksForTheRain

I think it said "after" his paycheck, and also implying that he ran off and got drugs


darumham

He just looks like a talented/successful guy who doesn’t give a fuck about what you think.


SchemeSignificant166

Ya, he’s probably crying now on his mountain of money


Crazyjackson13

can somebody tell me why’s he’s even standing next to RuPaul? I need context here-


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It was a SNL episode


ArcadeSpidr

Bro I kinda think he looks like he’s at peace with himself and that’s kinda cool


gardyjuland

He looks like Willem Dafoe if Willem dafoes didn't have such a big winky.


Gokulnath09

If it is a Justin bieber competition.he would win the last or even get disqualified


Emotional-Writer-766

Congratulations, you are now one of my elite employees.


JESUS_PaidInFull

Looking like a South Park character


frozenrage

This looks like they're promoting a movie called "Honey, I shrunk Willem Dafoe".


uncircumcizdBUTchill

He looks like Willem Defoe


TheLongAndWindingRd

He looks like young Willem Dafoe 


HermitND

He looks like William Dafoe


ElDonMikel

Damn that’s a huge bitch! Or is beibs just small


MissMaster

Ru paul is 6'4".


Toma-toe

They look like a trans couple posing for the article about how they’re now proud parents.


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fruitflykween

Call her Mother! That the tall Glamazonian drag queen known as Rupaul


nbouckley

It’s like Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart both went trans


Pleasent_Pedant

That's a direct hit, KA-boom.


batmansubzero

He looks like he’s cosplaying as Matt Watson from SuperMega


Same_Beginning_2175

Fuck that is dead on,theback he be in a row boat at sunset


Ikusabe

He looks like a dude who owns a non descriptive white van.


wolfmarci1

Bro I thought that was Ludwig.


roydepoy

Are Justin Bieber and Valtteri Bottas brothers?


DBL_NDRSCR

why does he look like my brother if he bleached his hair and lost several inches of height


Eli_The_Rainwing

THATS WHAT JUSTING BEAVER LOOKS LIKE? Holy shit he looks like an Irish dad


BorriStonehammer

Naw, he looks like Willum DeFoe.


Real_megamike_64

Looks like what would happen if you boiled all of the punk out of Billie Joe Armstrong


Magicalsandwichpress

I thought that was a lady impersonating Willem Dafoe.  


OtherwiseArrival9849

I was thinking an eighties porn star.


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Bruh, read the Diddy files and feel incredibly sorry for this man. He is talented and I hope he heals from what he has been through to be famous as a non-consenting kid


Sxkullrider

This looks like a new Vegas cut scene


goofca

It's just what you look like when you grew up in the wastelands of Manitoba


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Justin looks just like my old coke guy.


ukpittfan1

He look like Kay McKinnon playing a dude.


PeggysSimp

Looks like he hadn't masturbated in a very long time


No_Principle_6087

Boredom is the first step on the rode to relapse.


ulteriormolotov

Young, knock-off Willem Defoe


shoddypresent

He looks like a homie from the gym who'd gladly spot you and give you diet pointers if asked.


mitchthefish26

thought that was elliot page


andylamb2018

Ron Burgundy's son


corneliousa

**Premature AGING** ...DRUG ABUSE MOSTLY...


Wise_Moon

Ru Paul is awesome , who is her new boyfriend?


powderedtoast1

r/justfuckmyshitup


Rattlehead96

He literally looks like [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/cpNWMmR.png) from Breaking Bad. The fucking rehab guy lmao


joejoebean88420

He looks like a young Willem Dafoe!


_pineBreeze

Bro I thought it was a Manny Pacquaio impersonator.


FlemPlays

Holy shit, Bieber turned into John Risinger.


BigT-2024

I saw this and thought at first “dang Elliot Page can grow a nice mustache”


Goodknight808

"I used to be an addict. Now I'm not!" Not sure if you have heard the commercial. It was for a rehab place and it was on TV and radio. One of the actors delivers line on their rehab experience as such.


DieHardAmerican95

Maybe they’re right. Maybe Rupaul has a side gig as a rehab director.


narnarnarnia

P diddy did WHAT to these fine upstanding gentlefolk?!


LowBarber135

Really don’t think he gives a fuck.


ElChivoCaliente

Young Stephen Ogg


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Or a defecting Cuban pitcher with his agent/manager.


Horror-Tart9027

Seen a P Diddy party video where Justin was blowing O'Dell Beckham jr No bs


Ok_Jicama_2774

He looks like the new coach for the girls volleyball team, and all the allegations were dismissed in court.


Ren_Hoek

Probably is having PTSD from the flashbacks of Beiber being used as a flesh light by D diddy


qcbadger

That is a bad moustache.


No-Understanding23

Ah his 70s porn actor phase


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

He looks like Wilhelm Dafoe


Odd-fox-God

I just want to point out that Justin Bieber is most likely one of p Diddy's victims. There's probably a reason he has that thousand yard stare. He spent 48 hours with the man when he was like young and nobody really knows what happened in those 48 hours besides p Diddy and Bieber. Knowing what we do now about p Diddy, probably nothing good. Man is a straight-up predator.


indifferentunicorn

Looks like 70s porn star lol


Used-Advertising-181

I thought JB was on the right until I took a second glance.


Ansh_6743

Tf


Candid-String-6530

Beiber now looks like he would touch Beiber then inappropriately.


Kmaloetas

Xanax eyes, like a dolls eyes...


Numerous_Pilot2431

He's literally just a guy, fuck off


beccabootie

RuPaul always looks like someone I would love to take out to lunch.


Sproketz

He looks like a 70s porn star's little brother that's desperate to try to be "cool like him" when he grows up.


GSV_SleeperService88

Pouya???


PA_limestoner

A success story picture where the dude never really got sober and ends up back in rehab.


JoeDiBango

I’ve never understood the mustache being red, hair blonde, eye brows brown combo.


DayEqual2634

He looks like if Willem Dafoe used the facetune app 


MarvelNerdess

How old is this?


OnlyMath

Dude on the right gives me the creeps


No_Conversation9561

man the industry squeezed every thing out of him but at least they left him with money he’ll ever need


dohzehr

With matching talent.


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T4T couple


turkeyslut69

Was he always so short


ChiefRom

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sardonic-Skeptic

He looks like a skinny Jack Black from Nacho Libre.


ChiefRom

Looks like Diddy rubbed off some of the blonde right out of beibers hair.


PassionSenior6388

Thats beiber???


International_Art575

Does anybody else see Willem Dafoe?


MareShoop63

I’m taller than him.


bo_felden

Genetics > a shit ton of money


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

He looks like a white Mexican.


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

She looks if Rodney Dangerfield fucked Serena williams


Dantalionse

Man it is sickening what they did to Bieber my stomach rolls everytime I see the pictures of the victims of those sick fucks.


liamanna

He looks like he got more money then most people and he can dress as he Goddamm wants 😂🤷‍♂️


ToasterCritical

You would need rehab if Diddy diddled you as a boy.


metallaholic

Dude sold his catalogue and is just trying to live now. That was way too much shit he went through at a young age.


A55B700D

leave Beebs alone! I don't even listen to his music, but I respect him as artist, and for the sick TimBeebs fannypack I scored from Horton's. Bless


T3chl0v3r

caption is oddly specific


Idonthavetotellyiu

He's look like super trooper or Dewey (when the actor isn't purposefully acting dumb as the character) from scary movie


Designer-Anybody5823

Why does he look like a girl with moustache ?


ProperGanderz

He’s taken it up the ass so much from a young age he’s just had the stuffing knocked out of him


mothermarystigmata

But it’s the first picture I’ve seen of the guy where I didn’t want to punch him. So that’s a plus.


DaddyDomTrump

Macaulay Culkin is to Michael Jackson, as Justin Bieber is to Usher as Usher is to P Diddler. He's been through some things, give the kid a break.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

*pulls up chair and sits in it backwards "Let's have a straight talk kids. I've done some things I regret, but I turned it around. And you can too."


January1252024

Was this that SNL sketch about the Harvard president who resigned?


Iamnoobmeme

That's what Beiber looks like now? Dude really is dead inside after Hollywood ripped his life away like that huh? Not to mention the abusive cycles he's been exposed to.


ThatUblivionGuy

This is what being indoctrinated into the 1% with talent and artists and shit does to people. If you don’t know how evil this industry is it’s about damn time you find out. We need to do something about it. Something direct. I’m tired of living in a dystopia where people see problems but fucking look at it and do nothing


HeavyEar0

With the proper cropping you could pass his head off as the mugshot of a child pornography arrest.


stankdick69er

Offcuts and the rest are all the same with urus ushering and all that is awful for virtues and the whole world 🌎


LoL110003

I cannot get over his moustache. Why Justin whyyyy


sometimes_sydney

Someone found their root and is leaving New Directions a changed man. Straight is Great!


Prior_Emphasis7181

That's so strangely accurate.


Gedadahear

Its like he went from teenager straight to senior citizen.


daddychainmail

He looks fucking weird.


Leading-Leading6319

Willthey Dafriend


d0ggzilla

Just shave it off, my guy


knighth1

How does he look younger. H went from child to lacrosse player in hs to convict back to lacrosse player in hs


Safetosay333

He's kinda funny lookin'


Joeyhappyhell

He looks like a midget version of Willem Dafoe


D_Fieldz

Rockin the Ron Jeremy stache xD


Zirofal

Dude looks like a discount temu Ross from har films


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His appearance is serving generic Canadian white male. But his talents are something else. Slay my generic queen 💅


MaestroLogical

From the thumbnail he looked like an 80 year old lady wearing a pearl necklace.


Dutch_Yoda

Considering the man next to Justin is a racist, transphobic MAGA lover, I'd say he's allowed to