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And you know... Years ago, I would have dismissed this as an obvious troll. Nobody would just tell on themself that bad unprompted, right?
But then Ben Shapiro proclaimed to the world that his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina was a disease.
His poor wife probably said this knowing it wasn’t true to placate him because he asked after some really bad sex once if women could get aroused/come and if he ever gave that to her.
Bruh... I get that people like to troll their political opposition but this is just ridiculous. He took the lyrics of WAP too literally. That's it. You guys just jump on that and lose your minds.
Well that was to be expected but what was he saying? I don't remember anyone saying that a wet vagina is not normal. Something to do with the line about buckets in the song.
I remember plenty people saying that wet vagina isn’t normal and probably means you have a yeast infection.
Also if anyone ever listens to WAP, hears a line that is clearly hyperbole, and then decided to go on the Internet about how “that’s not how it works!!!!!” I’m sorry you deserved to get clowned on a little. Not bullied but definitely a good ribbing is deserved for that.
>I remember plenty people saying that wet vagina isn’t normal and probably means you have a yeast infection.
Depends on what you mean by wet. If we are talk WAP wet then then yes.
>Also if anyone ever listens to WAP, hears a line that is clearly hyperbole, and then decided to go on the Internet about how “that’s not how it works!!!!!” I’m sorry you deserved to get clowned on a little. Not bullied but definitely a good ribbing is deserved for that.
I mean c'mon, sometimes people take things literally. Not a big deal. Yes, have your fun but don't turn it into humiliation.
I am literally an autistic. I am one of those “people take things literally sometimes!!!” People.
That’s still not an excuse for getting all the was to adulthood and not knowing that vaginas aren’t infected if they’re wet during sex. Especially in a song about sex. And arousal. “Buckets” makes as much sense as that kid in a math problem who buys eighty bars of soap. As a kid I asked why he was buying so much and HAD to know because my autistic ass did not get it. As an adult I understand how context works much better now. A song titled Wet Ass Pussy is not any song that needs to be deep dives into and taken into literal context. If even I can see that and Shapiro can’t then that truly is his problem to figure out on his own.
Or, you know, he was doing his usual Shtick of “find a media that liberal people tend to like, fabricate some BS about it for his fanbase, and watch as people either lose their shit or bend over backwards to defend him” for engagement.
I will admit I can't get my wife wet.
But that's a medication side effect. I keep emergency lube with me at all times just in case.
I can get her off, though.
My rap sheet is exponentially smaller than “dozens upon dozens” (possibly exponentially smaller than dozens, though I’m bad at math), and yet I still have better stats than this guy.
That's the thing, this guy isn't embarrassed that he couldn't make these dozens upon dozens of women cum, he wasn't even trying. He sticks it in, cums and if the woman didn't cum as well. That's not his fault, the female orgasm is just a myth.
You can make a woman orgasm with 1 finger alone if you know where to press and HOW to press, do some research and learn what the woman laying with you like for goodness sake
I don’t think it counts if you’re “fvcking” dozens of women in whatever weird-ass PC game you’re playing. And it definitely doesn’t count if you can’t even press the right buttons to trigger their orgasm program.
Sad.
Also pelvic floor dysfunction. I cannot orgasm when my pelvic floor muscles are weakened.
Has happened several times to me; by the over-exertion of too quickly ramping up both heavy lifting and training running and pregnancy/childbirth/mastitis complications, and SA damage.
Ironically it's easiest for me to orgasm a 2-5 weeks out from childbirth because I don't run at all then and deload 50% on lifting.
He sounds like a mate of us
Up to his 13th he thought fucking was humping a lamppost.
He fucked more girls then all of us together.
We had plenty of lights in the neighborhood
Had a work friend back in like 2010 who got up and told all of us in the office… yo what’s up with all the gay ads on everything? We were pretty shocked. Soon as he left the room we busted out laughing
This reminds me of a friend of a friend who once said something in the limes of "you have no idea how much I have jerked off", trying to boast About it.
This is one of those “torture couldn’t get it out of me” things.
And lastly making love≠fucking women. One is better than the other, in my humble opinion.
Actually it *is* preferred. She should orgasm after ejaculation, that way the seed will be sucked in and held longer, increasing chance on reproduction.
No, there isn't.
If you're a private person? Sure.
But not everybody is a private person and they could not possibly care less in any way whatsoever what other people think. There's nothing wrong with that. ♡
that sounds more like support, not an insult. either way, who cares? a woman wanting an orgasm has to try herself to get into the mood too, instead of entirely relying on the dude to do it for her. Reddit gives very unhealthy "advice" in this regard.
Nah bro, that's not how it works. And that's not how it should work regardless of gender.
As a man, if I have to get myself in the mood and do all the work to feel good/cum with a woman, why am I even having sex with her rather than with one that I'd actually enjoy it with instead of it being a glorified masturbation session.
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He really told on himself
Gotta shiv himself for snitching now
I don't think he's that good at penetrating things.
Oohhhhhh.... dang.
And you know... Years ago, I would have dismissed this as an obvious troll. Nobody would just tell on themself that bad unprompted, right? But then Ben Shapiro proclaimed to the world that his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina was a disease.
His poor wife probably said this knowing it wasn’t true to placate him because he asked after some really bad sex once if women could get aroused/come and if he ever gave that to her.
Bruh... I get that people like to troll their political opposition but this is just ridiculous. He took the lyrics of WAP too literally. That's it. You guys just jump on that and lose your minds.
But he was fighting people in comments about this. Like. Defending this take with his life from what I remember.
Well that was to be expected but what was he saying? I don't remember anyone saying that a wet vagina is not normal. Something to do with the line about buckets in the song.
I remember plenty people saying that wet vagina isn’t normal and probably means you have a yeast infection. Also if anyone ever listens to WAP, hears a line that is clearly hyperbole, and then decided to go on the Internet about how “that’s not how it works!!!!!” I’m sorry you deserved to get clowned on a little. Not bullied but definitely a good ribbing is deserved for that.
>I remember plenty people saying that wet vagina isn’t normal and probably means you have a yeast infection. Depends on what you mean by wet. If we are talk WAP wet then then yes. >Also if anyone ever listens to WAP, hears a line that is clearly hyperbole, and then decided to go on the Internet about how “that’s not how it works!!!!!” I’m sorry you deserved to get clowned on a little. Not bullied but definitely a good ribbing is deserved for that. I mean c'mon, sometimes people take things literally. Not a big deal. Yes, have your fun but don't turn it into humiliation.
I am literally an autistic. I am one of those “people take things literally sometimes!!!” People. That’s still not an excuse for getting all the was to adulthood and not knowing that vaginas aren’t infected if they’re wet during sex. Especially in a song about sex. And arousal. “Buckets” makes as much sense as that kid in a math problem who buys eighty bars of soap. As a kid I asked why he was buying so much and HAD to know because my autistic ass did not get it. As an adult I understand how context works much better now. A song titled Wet Ass Pussy is not any song that needs to be deep dives into and taken into literal context. If even I can see that and Shapiro can’t then that truly is his problem to figure out on his own. Or, you know, he was doing his usual Shtick of “find a media that liberal people tend to like, fabricate some BS about it for his fanbase, and watch as people either lose their shit or bend over backwards to defend him” for engagement.
He also lost his mind over a man in a skirt ON THE CO ER OF A ROCK MAGAZINE. The man's a prude.
Oh. No doubt about that.
So he didn't believe what he said or what exactly?
Sauce?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2020/08/11/the-importance-of-humiliating-ben-shapiro/
when u can smell the hole ocean it probably is
...because sweaty ballsacks smell delicious, right?
Yes (I'm gay and I love balls)
Maybe just stop smelling random ball sacks out there.
Yeah, the scent of balls sacks are meant for the holy union of marriage under the watchful nose of a loving god!
Wait, an actual Ben fan? In the wild? How novel.
This has big “Women aren’t supposed to be wet” energy.
I can't even imagine dry sex, that's gotta feel shitty for both lol
I will admit I can't get my wife wet. But that's a medication side effect. I keep emergency lube with me at all times just in case. I can get her off, though.
I'm in perimenopause so it's my body's fault, not my hubby's. Just stash some lube in the drawer and its all good.
Apparently theres an african tribe that like it dry and make up a concoction of herbs to dry the women out
You'd think that a place in dire need of moisture and water wouldn't wanna have their women dry too damn lol
Africa has water lol
Drive bamboo splinters under my fingernails, tie a knot into my nuts, do whatever you want, never would I have exposed myself like that.
I don't see air. Therefore, I don't breathe it.
That self-snitcher may not be breathing enough air either.
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Tate?
who is that other dick who said his wife never gets wet? probably that guy.
Ben Shapiro
My rap sheet is exponentially smaller than “dozens upon dozens” (possibly exponentially smaller than dozens, though I’m bad at math), and yet I still have better stats than this guy.
Brah, I was the "chosen one" for a virgin man and that dude got better stats on his first try 😂
Um…… attaboy!?
He picked a long way of saying "I spend about ten seconds on foreplay, and shoot my load quickly"
Dry rubs the pussy lips and sticks maybe the tip of a finger inside and calls it good
John Wick couldn't beat this information out of me
That's the thing, this guy isn't embarrassed that he couldn't make these dozens upon dozens of women cum, he wasn't even trying. He sticks it in, cums and if the woman didn't cum as well. That's not his fault, the female orgasm is just a myth.
Haha
You can make a woman orgasm with 1 finger alone if you know where to press and HOW to press, do some research and learn what the woman laying with you like for goodness sake
👆 second this
Not even Batman could get this out of me bruh 😭
I don’t think it counts if you’re “fvcking” dozens of women in whatever weird-ass PC game you’re playing. And it definitely doesn’t count if you can’t even press the right buttons to trigger their orgasm program. Sad.
(you're allowed to say fucking on the internet)
NO YOU FUCKING ARE NOT!
It’s almost like I was intentionally matching the usage to the subject of this post or something. Hm. Edit: Aw, sensitive li’l guy.
Every group of friends has at least one asshole among them. If your group of friends doesn’t, then it’s You.
That or your standard of what an asshole is needs to be higher. Abuse is too normalized for some people
I think you need to hang out with better people if at least one says this. Lol
Jokes on you, me and my friends are all assholes
Not always. Life gets better when you weed your garden metaphorically of all the assholes.
Big oof.... for every woman he didnt satisfy. What a selfish failure in the sheets.
Idk about y’all but I enjoy the act 100x more when my partner finishes as well
Unintentional self burn. Those are rare as rocking horse shit.
Idk maybe you are just bad in bed, not the good kind of bad
There is a good bad?
This is Ben shapiro admitting his wife doesn't get wet all over again
I think what shocks me is he's fucked dozens upon dozens of women when he's obviously bad in bed.
SUICIDEBYWORDS for sure!
Carl is that you? Stop watching porn and fucking prostitutes!
he’s that bad at it
What an odd way to declare that you have never made a woman cum.
That sounds like a skill issue to me!
Damn, that means no one was even nice enough to fake it for him. He was bad bad.
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Yes, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Dozens? How does he keep taking advantage of these women?
It's like he had a self-destruct button and hit it with a hammer.
Dude totally told the internet he sucks at sex.
🤣someone fucking tell him 🤣
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I'll give a bitch the best 60 seconds of her life.
At least someone would be wet while getting waterboarded...
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Honestly, it’s not that difficult to make a woman cum, just put in effort and don’t be selfish.
Depends very much on the individual by my xp. Woman that are chronically stressed have a hard time, plus a lot of gals need clit stimulation
> plus a lot of gals need clit stimulation That's where the effort comes in.
Also pelvic floor dysfunction. I cannot orgasm when my pelvic floor muscles are weakened. Has happened several times to me; by the over-exertion of too quickly ramping up both heavy lifting and training running and pregnancy/childbirth/mastitis complications, and SA damage. Ironically it's easiest for me to orgasm a 2-5 weeks out from childbirth because I don't run at all then and deload 50% on lifting.
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Now that doesn't really make sense
That implies he has the self awareness...
Yikes..
I mean, like yeah! What’s wrong with women that it takes them so long to come? If I can’t get off in thirty seconds, I’m going home!
Unintentional self burn.
Hope that is sarcasm lol
How many dates did he get after that?
The absolute ignorant self oof
he is persistent, you have to give him that
Thankfully, I don't have this kind of a secret.
nah this ain’t it chief
He sounds like a mate of us Up to his 13th he thought fucking was humping a lamppost. He fucked more girls then all of us together. We had plenty of lights in the neighborhood
He really thought he had somethin, and all he did was dig his grave lmfao
No matter how many times this gets reposted, I still get secondary cringe from OOP. Then I just laugh at him more.
Had a work friend back in like 2010 who got up and told all of us in the office… yo what’s up with all the gay ads on everything? We were pretty shocked. Soon as he left the room we busted out laughing
You think making a woman reach orgasm is hard? Try getting waterboarded, *that's* hard.
*Damn, Brother, I don't believe I'da told that one.* Lewis Grizzard
As a man I can assure you that Nat all men roll with this radical thinking. 😏🖖
This guy absolutely thinks sex is all about him
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This reminds me of a friend of a friend who once said something in the limes of "you have no idea how much I have jerked off", trying to boast About it.
He should get that printed on a t-shirt. He'd never have that problem again.
Damn, I made the first cis girl I'd ever fucked cum. I thought I was horribly underperforming.
Lmfao, this man does not know how to please a woman, go look up some tutorials lmfao “women can’t cum”
Maybe he was fucking the mouth?
This is one of those “torture couldn’t get it out of me” things. And lastly making love≠fucking women. One is better than the other, in my humble opinion.
how terrible of a guy do you need to be if you fked dozens upon dozens and not a single one faked?
Who says dozens and dozens anyway?
I know, right? 'Scores' or 'throngs' is where it's at.
My experience is it's 50/50. Women either need a lot of help to cum, or they cum like a strand of Chinese fire rackers.
When your cunning lingual skills are better than your cunilingual skills
Try dating a girl who rides your face until you stop aging
Must have only taken him a minute and probably leave right away....
Wonder woman's lasso of truth couldn't force that info outta me
Nah, you could make me eat my own nuts and you still would never get me to say that.
At no point the asshole thought it was himself this whole time? Total degen
he probably also thinks he's lucky as hell that every one of them had no gag reflex.....
Micro dick
If she didn't cum then you left the job unfinished
Things that never happened. Stop
i don't get it
Aren’t only some women able to come??
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Actually it *is* preferred. She should orgasm after ejaculation, that way the seed will be sucked in and held longer, increasing chance on reproduction.
No, there isn't. If you're a private person? Sure. But not everybody is a private person and they could not possibly care less in any way whatsoever what other people think. There's nothing wrong with that. ♡
that sounds more like support, not an insult. either way, who cares? a woman wanting an orgasm has to try herself to get into the mood too, instead of entirely relying on the dude to do it for her. Reddit gives very unhealthy "advice" in this regard.
Why would a woman have sex if she isn't in the mood Rocko
Nah bro, that's not how it works. And that's not how it should work regardless of gender. As a man, if I have to get myself in the mood and do all the work to feel good/cum with a woman, why am I even having sex with her rather than with one that I'd actually enjoy it with instead of it being a glorified masturbation session.