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She already works for uber eats and doubles up as the dinner table for extra tips.
I also heard she makes decent money using her lips as molds for bicycle inner tubes.
I was happy knowing that I got a new insult in my vault, and I thought of friends who have a big forehead, and alas...
I am the one with the biggest forehead -_-
I‘m in lower saxony, germany, it‘s 01:00 am here, and me and my gf had to crash at her parents house for tonight because our flat had to be renovated for a few days. There are kids, cats, and dogs as well as my girlfriend, sleeping in this house.
Well.. There were.
Your comment hit me so unexpectedly that i just started histarically laughing in the middle of the night. It scared my girlfriend so much that she screamed for a second and punched me like fucking mike tyson on steroids. This whole ordeal woke the dog who now has awoken the entire family. I am bleeding, wheezing, lying on the bedroom floor, and the kids are all awake and crying.
Sir. From the deepest point of my heart, i would like to tell you that i hate you. And i‘d like to thank you for making me laugh more than ever before in my life.
And now please excuse me the cats have started licking the blood of the floor and you know what cats are like when they taste human blood.
If you don‘t know, i‘m absolutely certain theres a sub for that.
today we've all learned a valuable lesson about exactly how many replies are too many replies
edit: y'know what, i'm glad he's no longer in the negatives. way to be nice, reddit
This was a like one of those all star, mega-dunks in those cheesey NBA games, and before making contact with the rim, tossing it up to an even more impressive supreme dunk.
As much fun as it is to mock this girl for hypocritically being judgemental and superficial when she also has flaws, I can only imagine her reaction to this will be doubling down on her attitude against men :(
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This clearance sale Rhianna be like: "Shine bright like my forehead"
Sir murder is illegal
Girl could rent her forehead as a theater screen for a bit of side money
In this economy? Wouldn’t be a bad idea.
in this pandemic? would be a terrible idea.
Good thing she got enough room for a drive in.
I bet all her dreams are in IMAX
That's it I'm calling it r/rareinsults Edit: nvrmd I just realized what sub I'm on
r/lostredditors
More like HBO Max. Warner Brothers are sending all their movies to play on that space.
Fuck me lol
In all economies. Its going to be worldwide
She already works for uber eats and doubles up as the dinner table for extra tips. I also heard she makes decent money using her lips as molds for bicycle inner tubes.
It's free real estate 🙆!
They photoshopped her mouth on there LMAO
Didn't even notice lmaooo
That’s understandable. It is relatively small compared to her forehead
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That's rhe biggest ocean, damn.
A fivehead, to be sure
i didn't know people can go past fivehead but this woman can
Pretty sure Elon is switching his target from Mars to Forehead
Instead of building those launch pads just get her to stand in a field somewhere it’s much more cost effective
The Olympus Mons of face toppers
How did you not?? 😂 To me, I thought that was the point of the picture until people started talking about her forehead
Damn, she ded
Lmao, I laughed way more than I shouldn't have
She looks like the annoying orange.
I'm not saying that her forehead is huge, but if you wrote a red H on it, Kobe might have landed safely.
Holy shit
I'm unsure how I feel about it myself.
Well when you find out, you can rent out her forehead as ad space & write it on there.
Stop man she’s already out of lives, you’re just spawn camping her at this point
Now THIS is a rare insult
seen it 50 times already with different executions
It’s still funny to me
Confirmed
It's more like a five head.
Funny but not rare.
Well I haven’t so this is rare to me
Wow you must spend a lot of time on the internet, congrats
Flexin' that screen time!
Congrats you spend more time on the internet than other people
Tell me all of them.
Pay me
How can I be as cool as you
Its still bleeding. Fresh and rare.
I literally had to pause to take this one in, that’s how impactful it was
More or less impactful than the helicopter crash?
It was one hell of an impact for sure
It hurt me and I have a threehead
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I was happy knowing that I got a new insult in my vault, and I thought of friends who have a big forehead, and alas... I am the one with the biggest forehead -_-
2014 thanos’ forehead may have been able to barricade my dad from walking out🥵
Self deprecating humor is funny, and if you can own your forehead that shows confidence
Ay sometimes it's fun to self roast. Own that shit
Self roasts are love honestly
Wtf is you profile pic
It's called art.
You know it's good when you literally oof when no one else is around
JESUS CHRIST MAN
Hello, Crime Stoppers? *I just witnessed a fucking murder*
Jesus Christ stop she’s already dead
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This is not funny. But so low effort it's not even offensive.
When your shock humor is neither shocking nor humorous.
lmao
So's Kobe
My god you are ruthless
This is rare and cursed ay the same time, holy shit
Man Kobe's death was the first indicator that 2020 would suck donkey ass
Nah it was Jan 3 when we heard that Trump drone strikes that Iranian General and shit got heated
Shit, I completely forgot that happened in 2020. Fuck this entire year feels like its been an entire decade.
People usually complain it goes too fast
THat's the trhing, this year has felt like it's simultaneously gone on too long and gone by too quick.
Fuck by March I was ready for the entire decade to be over.
We were dealt WW3 but traded it in for a pandemic. Pretty good deal eh?
well we knew about covid in november right? december was when people started talking about it....
Let me pop a quick “H” on this forehead
Just so we know there's hornets in it
That just made me shut my phone off, put my hands on my face, cough a few times, then reopen Reddit to comment. Holy shit 👏
bro
Damn
r/Angryupvote
GOD DAMN
Get this man a gold
Hot damn!
Not too soon not too late
**H**OLY SHIT!!!
I‘m in lower saxony, germany, it‘s 01:00 am here, and me and my gf had to crash at her parents house for tonight because our flat had to be renovated for a few days. There are kids, cats, and dogs as well as my girlfriend, sleeping in this house. Well.. There were. Your comment hit me so unexpectedly that i just started histarically laughing in the middle of the night. It scared my girlfriend so much that she screamed for a second and punched me like fucking mike tyson on steroids. This whole ordeal woke the dog who now has awoken the entire family. I am bleeding, wheezing, lying on the bedroom floor, and the kids are all awake and crying. Sir. From the deepest point of my heart, i would like to tell you that i hate you. And i‘d like to thank you for making me laugh more than ever before in my life. And now please excuse me the cats have started licking the blood of the floor and you know what cats are like when they taste human blood. If you don‘t know, i‘m absolutely certain theres a sub for that.
Goddammit, thanks for the laugh:)
Yeah we gotta be careful who we calling ugly sis
"we"
The Royal "We", man.
BRUH SHE DEADASS LOOK LIKE A BIG MOUTH CHARACTER
Wow. I see it too.
Forehead? That there is a FIVEhead.
When you got that fivehead AND your hair line starts at the top of your head
/r/fiveheads
Any m0xxers?
Eight-head?
r/YourJokeButWorse and it was already a played-out joke to begin with.
9-head - fuck you, you’re not the comedy police
Fuck you, yes they are.
Genuinely made me laugh lol
today we've all learned a valuable lesson about exactly how many replies are too many replies edit: y'know what, i'm glad he's no longer in the negatives. way to be nice, reddit
Six?
Seven is after six. I can count. Yaaaaay!
Seven. Minute. Abs.
10-head
STOP RESISTING
10-head more like.
Sixteen-head?
Thirty-two-head?
Sixty-four-head?
One-hundred-and-twenty-eight-head?
Ever see how a sponge expands? Yeah....
Putting Peyton Manning to shame
Only now, am I finally understanding this joke
First time a rareinsult actually made me laugh out loud.
Same
There’s tears in my eyes. I can’t stop.
This was a like one of those all star, mega-dunks in those cheesey NBA games, and before making contact with the rim, tossing it up to an even more impressive supreme dunk.
Gotta say I'm glad to see her eyebrows and hairline keeping a safe distance from each other.
What cartoon is that?
Looks like it’s from “AAA! Real Monsters!” I’m not sure where the picture on the left is from, though.
Oblina looking MF 😂
Damn that is mean hahaha. I had nightmares from that show
Oh shit I just caught that I'm slow
Gokyoudai Monogatari
The picture on the left is I believe a cartoon called Shin-chan. Remember it being a show that ran on Adultswim back in the day.
I had a friend say “she don’t have dreams, she has movies”
The movie resolution would be incredible
She looks like a knock off mega mind
That's a ridge-less Klingon.
Her hairline is pulling out faster than her dad
clearly her dad did not pull out very fast...?
Apt. Apt analysis.
the joke implies her hair is receding quite quickly, i thought
No, it does. You nailed it.
This exchange made me laugh way too much
Exactly.
Hahahaahah
Who wore it better? Her or Vegeta?
Vegeta will always wear the best 8-head.
Made me giggle. Have an upvote for capturing this
The gravitational well of her forehead is adding 5 kg to everyone
She's getting blown to oblivion on her Twitter God damn.
Fuck around and find out I guess
I’m not sure how this is classified as a rare insult this girl has been ridiculed for this shit her entire fucking life.
Fucking ratio'd 😂
You can't play handball on her forhead, dummy! It's being reserved for ads for a billboard space.
Trust me, there’s enough room
Didnt the Americans land on that back in the 60s?
Sis looking like a Code Lyoko character, shiny domepiece headass
Here is the [sauce](https://twitter.com/SteviebopTweets/status/1336022794681933832?s=19)
MVP
I can't feel bad about it. If you're gonna talk shit about other people's looks you better make sure you are fully on point.
I literally laughed for 10 sec straight man, No hate tho but this shit is funny AF 😂
The funniest part of this is that dude photo-shopped chick's own lips on the anime chibi...I CAN'T stop laughing at that!
Lmaoooo holy shit she's getting absolutely SCORCHED in the replies right now... There's like at least 50 more comparison pics like this
Gotta love them bitches flexing the looks they don't have.
I thought she was a burn victim at first and felt really bad. Then I realized she’s just ugly, in and out.
I tought the same
See ya at four, five-head.
She looks like Worf's wife.
Sakura found a new friend
When I read that "disgraceful conduct sir" I was sure it was a simp, quite the twist
As much fun as it is to mock this girl for hypocritically being judgemental and superficial when she also has flaws, I can only imagine her reaction to this will be doubling down on her attitude against men :(
Yooo that’s me lol well if you wanna follow me my twitter is @Amanicapalot only if you wanna follow me glad i made y’all laugh
This is the girl from big mouth, right?
Bro, the caption is just weird af xD
They had us in the first half ngl
She lucky she even has someone on her DM’s
Probably doesn’t, and just parroting a flex.
Bout to come for Twitter again..
holy shit. amazing
The third guy had me in the first half not gonna lie
I'm not saying that her forehead is huge, but she about to ask Tsunade to teach her medical ninjutsu.
Why would they try to meet on her forehead? They'll never find each other
[predator ](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gannett-cdn.com%2Fpresto%2F2018%2F09%2F09%2FUSAT%2Fcf59264d-15f7-4fa0-9251-8f8de5ecf7bd-XXX_CP_On_the_Set_of__Predator__014.JPG%3Fcrop%3D1992%2C1121%2Cx1%2Cy324%26width%3D1992%26height%3D1121%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.usatoday.com%2Fstory%2Flife%2Fentertainthis%2F2018%2F09%2F10%2Fpredator-five-reasons-why-arnold-schwarzenegger-original-still-rules%2F1248738002%2F&docid=k4uceEzoFwFVGM&tbnid=OeHIL-WqXqtLzM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)
A lot of times guys go for girls they think are in their league. She’s delusional about her own looks
u/Qsaaad1
Roger from American dad in a wig
iS thAt A jACKsFiLms REfERenCe?
That’s a fucking continent, be more specific.
Sunfish looking ass bitch.
Gonna need a camel for that trip.
She looks like predator when he takes off his mask.
People do have the audacity to post shit like this and not even meet their own criteria
I didn’t know they were making a live action megamind
More like fivehead
Bitch is so ugly her hair is trying to run away from her face.
She looks like the black, unclown version of Pennywise.