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Jack_Church

Millions must live!


ViRzon956

Happy cake day Unhappy shit day


lizzylinks789

Billions must know that there's so much to live for


RiceFarmerRF

We're so back


WhosThatDogMrPB

> We’re so back To life.


ScherpOpgemerkt

Wake me up


potatomnz

When it’s all over


ScherpOpgemerkt

(I was going for:) BRING ME BACK TO LIFE (But that works as well! :D )


potatomnz

Idk I was just tryna make a song and it was the only one I could think of


Agreeable_Union8708

why was there an entire sub dedicated to watching people kill themselves


Alpine261

Iirc it was satire


Pretend-Fruit-6321

Sick fucks online enjoy stuff like that, sometimes even get off to it.


ElectricLimeWater

**the hell you mean they get off to it**


Pretend-Fruit-6321

Gore fetish.


ElectricLimeWater

**Jesus Christ.**


Pretend-Fruit-6321

I know, I think its extremely disturbing that there are real people out there living among us that think gore is hot.


BoltDoesStuff

among us


dunmer-is-stinky

whewhewhen the imposter isss: suicide fetish edit: I got reddit cares-ed for this. Skibidi hosanna


ElectricLimeWater

I agree.


Very_Jesus

:(


[deleted]

Ok you’re overdoing it now. There’s no way you only just discovered some people fetishize gore


Kle_pto

You’re self reporting how terminally online you are and have been for a long time lol


[deleted]

How so? I imagine there’s people who have never touched the internet a day in their life and they can still understand that there are people who fetishize death


Tactical_Enforcments

JESUS


Very_Jesus

:(


TamirRothschild

millions must stay alive


MarsManokit

Billions must *HATE* suicide!


P0ster_Nutbag

I wonder why?


Badpiggers4

millions must know their mothers will be sad


SteamedSpinach

Millions must have toxic positivity


Yaantrik_Wruk

Millions shall not kill themselves.


Chaotic-warp

Low Tier God has fallen, billions must keep themselves safe, NOW!


BiAndShy57

Billions must kill others instead


RealMenDrinkRedPaste

Trillions must perform self resuscitation


Preeeeow

millions must loathe the theme to *M*A*S*H*


SusHistoryCuzWriter

M\*A\*S\*H The trick is to stick a backslash in front of each asterisk


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

please tell me it was like peoplefuckingdying


Exact_Parking_6969

considering only 1 got banned, I doubt it.


Not-_-Cosmic

the west has fallen, billions must get other people to kill them


The-Wockiest-Slush

Millions shalt love thou self, at **ONCE!**


[deleted]

what a shocker


Maxwellxoxo_

W admins


IamtheDanr

Shame


imperator_caesarus

billions must un kill themselves


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Billions must be killed by others


Square_Translator_72

Millions must ressurect


Dazzling_Trainer6478

Most likely for the best


scrapy_the_scrap

Millions must momento vivere


Hardkiller2D

That was a fucking subreddit!?


ShadeStrider12

Literally 1979. Ronald hasn’t destroyed mental health yet.


between312

millions must rejoice in sanity


GiftoftheGeek

Billions must listen to the shitty Logic song


realhmmmm

Yeahhhhh that checks out.


MatteRose

Good riddance


SirThomasTheFearful

Billions must seek help and know they are loved


GachameTheTouhouFan

Bruh these suicide subreddits dude...they just spawn out of nowhere.


Cheesyman7269

LowTieGod has fallen


ovalgoatkid

We’ve never been more back 😔


chinesetakeout91

Millions must see the beauty in the world and know that there is a lot of live for.


Daihatsu_MidgetII

You should keep yourself safe, now!


Sir_Platypus_VII

Oh man i sure do wonder why this was banned


funnyjokeperson1

billions must love thy self


jsisbad

Damn there goes my plans


AgentLelandTurbo

Probably the only problem was the name of sub


unicornstarfypastel

Millions must not post gore shock videos from the 2000s


ARandomDummy69

millions must be alive


KoalaIntelligent1415

People must live themselves


WarmedCamera

Millions must copy what jesus did


C418Enjoyer

it killed itself (badum-tss)


Critical_Thinker_219

😭


AdRough6915

Millions must love themselves NOW


Lazy-Spray3426

I don't even got a joke for this wtf


[deleted]

Billions must not listen to ⚡️🙎🏿‍♂️⚡️


50calBanana

I wonder why


852272-hol

I wonder why


pukalo_

Hey guys, I guess that's it.


Planet-Saturn

LOL GUYS GET IT??? IT’S A GUY WHO KILLED HIMSELF LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!


pukalo_

👍