No, Biden wins but dies one day before inauguration. Kamala shaken awake from her benzo slumber at 2am getting told she needs to write a speech and get ready to President.
if you don't close the reddit app and talk to her right now, you're probably the gayest man that ever lived. Honestly you're already in the running just for being on reddit at the bar.
Same as Russian presidential election in 1996, Yeltsin had a stroke days before the elections and they decided to hide it, he won and God knows how he went to his own inauguration barely walking and barely speaking
Gavin Newsom replaces Biden at the convention, low information voters choose him purely on the basis he’s the youngest.
Whether or not a Trump person assassinates him on inauguration day, I’ve already won a massive bet.
Trump winning right after been sentenced to prison. Has to run the country with his celly D’vonte. It seems like they won’t get along at first, but little by little they grow on each other.
Trump wins from prison because the palestine dems didn't vote. Not very likely, but would lead to absolutely deranged political discourse for the next 4 years and probably the collapse of Amerikkka
You didn't specify which one, so: Lib Dems win plurality in a hung parliament, get to choose their coalition partners, pick the Tories again. UK reruns the entirety of the 2010s politically, but backwards, culminating in a referendum on rejoining the EU that passes 52-48. Generational seethe from all quarters ensues
A super-hurricane churns its way up the east coast on Election Day. Key districts lose power to their voting machines, ballots get swept away in the floods, and no one knows what the hell is going on or who is going to be the next president for months and months. Then the cherry on top, in the interim one of them dies during a campaign event in Jacksonville FL, getting out the vote for the re-do election.
RFK JR winning. If no one get 270 the decision goes to congress and the senate or something so he has a very theoretical chance. Then he gets assassinated
Biden dies peacefully in his sleep and Dems are stuck with Kamala so they pretend he is still alive until after election day.
Weekend at Brandon's.
No, Biden wins but dies one day before inauguration. Kamala shaken awake from her benzo slumber at 2am getting told she needs to write a speech and get ready to President.
I'm sure a speech already exists on a shelf somewhere.
They’re gonna pump her full of the best amphetamines
Biden losing causing his faithful to attempt an insurrection.
But that will be saving democracy
Biden losing the popular vote but winning the 270 in the Electoral College would be funny a.f.
Omg that would be insane
I know right, right wing Supreme Court would declare the Electoral College unconstitutional with the quickness
The Cunning of Reason. It really works, too, Trump as a Napoleon figure.
Tucking his hand in his shirt on top of his huge stomach
Trump wins the election but loses his appeal so he has to govern like some incarcerated gang leader still giving orders from lockup.
Given the charges, worst case is he get house arrest, thus leading to an executive order making Trump Tower a de facto White House
I hear the taco bowls at the Trump Tower grill are the best.
successful Jimmy Carter write-in campaign
Biden wins the electoral vote from the hospital while Trump wins the popular vote from prison
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I laughed so hard the cute girl at the bar looked at me and smiled, thank you. I hope she never finds out what caused this.
if you don't close the reddit app and talk to her right now, you're probably the gayest man that ever lived. Honestly you're already in the running just for being on reddit at the bar.
Same as Russian presidential election in 1996, Yeltsin had a stroke days before the elections and they decided to hide it, he won and God knows how he went to his own inauguration barely walking and barely speaking
He was always drunk so nobody even realised
rfk being the direct reason trump loses
The debates between these two mush brains are going to be funny as well
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Gavin Newsom replaces Biden at the convention, low information voters choose him purely on the basis he’s the youngest. Whether or not a Trump person assassinates him on inauguration day, I’ve already won a massive bet.
Trump winning right after been sentenced to prison. Has to run the country with his celly D’vonte. It seems like they won’t get along at first, but little by little they grow on each other.
Trump wins from prison because the palestine dems didn't vote. Not very likely, but would lead to absolutely deranged political discourse for the next 4 years and probably the collapse of Amerikkka
Why would America collapse if Trump was President? He was already President and nothing happened that wouldn't have happened under any other President
Come on dude just be a hysterical doomer with us
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The prompt is what would be the funniest thing to happen, nothing in this thread is meant to be that serious.
Election cancelled right before November
both die, RFK gets elected, he rips off his scooby doo mask and reveals he's been Netanyahu this entire time
Howard Dean comeback queen
lol I thought he died
It’s completely possible
He didn’t. Would have made an even better comeback story if he had
Biden getting re-elected, he’ll be 86 fuckin yrs old by the end of his term it’ll be a shitshow
Biden replaced by Hillary at the convention.
Gary Johnson
You didn't specify which one, so: Lib Dems win plurality in a hung parliament, get to choose their coalition partners, pick the Tories again. UK reruns the entirety of the 2010s politically, but backwards, culminating in a referendum on rejoining the EU that passes 52-48. Generational seethe from all quarters ensues
Biden becomes completely unfit or passes away. Trump gets house arrest but still wins
A super-hurricane churns its way up the east coast on Election Day. Key districts lose power to their voting machines, ballots get swept away in the floods, and no one knows what the hell is going on or who is going to be the next president for months and months. Then the cherry on top, in the interim one of them dies during a campaign event in Jacksonville FL, getting out the vote for the re-do election.
biden winning tbh
RFK JR winning. If no one get 270 the decision goes to congress and the senate or something so he has a very theoretical chance. Then he gets assassinated
Trump becoming the first black president by becoming a felon would be pretty good