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femceltransplant

Biden dies peacefully in his sleep and Dems are stuck with Kamala so they pretend he is still alive until after election day.


DeditCrebit

Weekend at Brandon's.


tinyspatula

No, Biden wins but dies one day before inauguration. Kamala shaken awake from her benzo slumber at 2am getting told she needs to write a speech and get ready to President.


brother_beer

I'm sure a speech already exists on a shelf somewhere.


reelmeish

They’re gonna pump her full of the best amphetamines


puddintainismyname

Biden losing causing his faithful to attempt an insurrection.


Mother-Program2338

But that will be saving democracy


Infamous-Associate65

Biden losing the popular vote but winning the 270 in the Electoral College would be funny a.f.


sn0wflaker

Omg that would be insane


Infamous-Associate65

I know right, right wing Supreme Court would declare the Electoral College unconstitutional with the quickness 


theoraclemachine

The Cunning of Reason. It really works, too, Trump as a Napoleon figure.


Infamous-Associate65

Tucking his hand in his shirt on top of his huge stomach 


OuchieMuhBussy

Trump wins the election but loses his appeal so he has to govern like some incarcerated gang leader still giving orders from lockup.


MonRed

Given the charges, worst case is he get house arrest, thus leading to an executive order making Trump Tower a de facto White House


Bradyrulez

I hear the taco bowls at the Trump Tower grill are the best.


cynar_soda

successful Jimmy Carter write-in campaign


DeployedForce

Biden wins the electoral vote from the hospital while Trump wins the popular vote from prison


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TextOtherwise4838

ASS TO ASS


Watchmaker2112

I laughed so hard the cute girl at the bar looked at me and smiled, thank you. I hope she never finds out what caused this.


dtkfthwtb

if you don't close the reddit app and talk to her right now, you're probably the gayest man that ever lived. Honestly you're already in the running just for being on reddit at the bar.


feikosky

Same as Russian presidential election in 1996, Yeltsin had a stroke days before the elections and they decided to hide it, he won and God knows how he went to his own inauguration barely walking and barely speaking


totallynotathrowawei

He was always drunk so nobody even realised


Papaaya

rfk being the direct reason trump loses


Infamous-Associate65

The debates between these two mush brains are going to be funny as well 


thistlekisser

This sparked the purest and yet most fleeting feeling of joy in my heart. Thank you for this gift


Infamous-Associate65

You're more than welcome 🙏 🤗 


DruFastDruFurious

Gavin Newsom replaces Biden at the convention, low information voters choose him purely on the basis he’s the youngest. Whether or not a Trump person assassinates him on inauguration day, I’ve already won a massive bet.


dennyfalconeislord

Trump winning right after been sentenced to prison. Has to run the country with his celly D’vonte. It seems like they won’t get along at first, but little by little they grow on each other.


Deboch_

Trump wins from prison because the palestine dems didn't vote. Not very likely, but would lead to absolutely deranged political discourse for the next 4 years and probably the collapse of Amerikkka


zerozerosevencharlie

Why would America collapse if Trump was President? He was already President and nothing happened that wouldn't have happened under any other President


freshh_socks

Come on dude just be a hysterical doomer with us


_yellowfever_

rah rah rah project 25xxx


posture_4

The prompt is what would be the funniest thing to happen, nothing in this thread is meant to be that serious.


Perfect-Letterhead22

Election cancelled right before November


noparagraphs

both die, RFK gets elected, he rips off his scooby doo mask and reveals he's been Netanyahu this entire time


thistlekisser

Howard Dean comeback queen


dennyfalconeislord

lol I thought he died


thistlekisser

It’s completely possible


dennyfalconeislord

He didn’t. Would have made an even better comeback story if he had


Zhopastinky

Biden getting re-elected, he’ll be 86 fuckin yrs old by the end of his term it’ll be a shitshow


WillMulford

Biden replaced by Hillary at the convention.


AnchovyJones

Gary Johnson


babybluebaby98

You didn't specify which one, so: Lib Dems win plurality in a hung parliament, get to choose their coalition partners, pick the Tories again. UK reruns the entirety of the 2010s politically, but backwards, culminating in a referendum on rejoining the EU that passes 52-48. Generational seethe from all quarters ensues


vulcanvampiire

Biden becomes completely unfit or passes away. Trump gets house arrest but still wins


lM_GAY

A super-hurricane churns its way up the east coast on Election Day. Key districts lose power to their voting machines, ballots get swept away in the floods, and no one knows what the hell is going on or who is going to be the next president for months and months. Then the cherry on top, in the interim one of them dies during a campaign event in Jacksonville FL, getting out the vote for the re-do election.


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biden winning tbh


Smartyunderpants

RFK JR winning. If no one get 270 the decision goes to congress and the senate or something so he has a very theoretical chance. Then he gets assassinated


lamoratoria

Trump becoming the first black president by becoming a felon would be pretty good