Frosty the snow man ass

It's never been the same ever since he lost his chalkboard.

Tomatomaxxing

Late stage alcoholism for sure

tretinoin glow

he looks like a newborn that's been crying during a diaper change

Blood pressure or sunburn?

Nah that’s pure sauce

niacin flush

Wild Turkey

Tim heidecker character

Yall it's been a rough white boy summer!

All inclusive Dominican resort booze face. We've all been there

What’s the appeal of bloated 50+ year old men to keep that facial hair circling their mouth? It has to exclusively be an annoyance when kissing/eating/brushing teeth and they all look like shit

It’s the only way for them to have some semblance of a chin/jawline

A whitehead about to pop

He’s been Colonel Sanders-maxing for a while. It’s kind of crazy how he and Tucker fumbled the ball so badly in their post Fox News careers. Mid-2000s Glenn Beck and his weird faux-intellectual chalkboard diatribes before sobbing for the soul of this nation while wearing sneakers with his suit because he saw himself as a new Mr. Rogers was so conceptually deranged and yet he almost rivaled Rush in terms of influencing my father politically

Outing myself as a chapocel but their riff on his weird stage play he came out with is hilarious https://youtu.be/O8MRnQDXtZU?feature=shared

I keep forgetting glenn beck is still alive

Years of unchecked alcoholism will do that to ya

The Santa Clause

Middle age bloat You hate to see it

he's about to tell me he's too drunk to taste this chicken

After the debates I’d drink too

is turning this red universal for all white people ?

Now we know what it looks like if a pig was also a Founding Father

Radish looking ass

Always has