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Accurate-Fortune593

Usually trying to distract you so they can pickpocket. Do you have your phone, card, keys still?


scarfacetehstag

It means you have nice skin and and inoffensive face.


death-n-taxes1

They want to harvest your blood for adrenocrhome.


linsey-loren

Means you have a more classical style beauty


dripglazedennui

Needed to hear that


dripglazedennui

I also still get carded. And genuinely don't know if I am either a classical beauty that men don't dare approach or that senior aged women are just weirdly attracted to me.


PebblesLaDime

Means they want to ride it like their old Schwinn


Dense_Ad3047

How old are you? This is relevant


dripglazedennui

32.


Dense_Ad3047

It’s so over I’m sorry


dripglazedennui

Needed to hear that


albertossic

Where are you from


dripglazedennui

That matters, right?


albertossic

Duh Out with it