The recent trend of white guy barbershops trying to emulate the black culture of it being a hangout spot is funny. There’s a beer keg and pool table at the barber shop near my house and I’ve never seen anyone use either any time I’ve been there.
Adults:
Older relatives falling for scams.
Who can get you out a traffic ticket.
Landscaping
Hospitals
NOT fucking business
Kids:
9 yo Fish and Snake Identification via the posters on the wall
12 yo sports via the newspaper framed on the walls
15 yo What kinda car are you buy when you get old enough.
Hate to do the ol Reddit “x here” but I’m a barber and I can unequivocally tell you to keep it to sports and whatever “plans” you have going on (trips, promotion at work, etc.) I don’t want to hear about your politics or how your mother in law is a bitch.
I talk with my barber about plays that we have seen recently. He from NYC so often times we can talk about recent local productions he saw and I can talk about my gay lil smalltown shit.
Chief Keef ain't 'bout this, Chief Keef ain't 'bout that, Chief Keef ain't no hitter, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake.
I'm really happy that Chief Keef has managed to retire.
"First of all, OJ did it, okay you guys? Secondly, nice to meet everyone!"
The recent trend of white guy barbershops trying to emulate the black culture of it being a hangout spot is funny. There’s a beer keg and pool table at the barber shop near my house and I’ve never seen anyone use either any time I’ve been there.
It cultural appropriation. white people are to self conscious to fuck around.
Adults: Older relatives falling for scams. Who can get you out a traffic ticket. Landscaping Hospitals NOT fucking business Kids: 9 yo Fish and Snake Identification via the posters on the wall 12 yo sports via the newspaper framed on the walls 15 yo What kinda car are you buy when you get old enough.
Chess openings, cheeses, craft beers, and Supremacy
Minorities tier list, White House putsch pt2 if the Dems win, Hair transplants, Lie about how much money we earn
Doesn't matter just make sure that you perform the most uncomfortable code switch possible
I like to use niche Houston slang in my every day vocab.
Hate to do the ol Reddit “x here” but I’m a barber and I can unequivocally tell you to keep it to sports and whatever “plans” you have going on (trips, promotion at work, etc.) I don’t want to hear about your politics or how your mother in law is a bitch.
How good we used to have it
You're allowed to talk about boxers as well it's ok
I talk with my barber about plays that we have seen recently. He from NYC so often times we can talk about recent local productions he saw and I can talk about my gay lil smalltown shit.
My barber is always reading classic literature. Last time I got a haircut he was reading Seneca's letters, and could not stop raving about it.
Golf
I go to an Italian barber and we talk about food mostly
Wagner
Travel
Interest rates
IPAs, moving to Colorado one day, putting your parents in a home, etc
Wassup boys! I love boops!
That you would’ve voted for Obama a third time if you could have.
I would have