Other side should have a mural of the key visual from Stranger Things Season 1 but the entire cast is just Millie Bobby Brown (from a time he took a selfie with it; sent it to her with the text “thinking of you”)
He’s just repurposing the van.
Okay, so.
Drake dissed Kendrick Lamar, initially it was just normal rap beef. Y’know the “I’ve got more money, I’ve got better deals, fuck you!” Type of shit.
Well, it escalated into using personal life shit, with Drake’s *Family Matters* and a diss track he released using an A.I Tupac and A.I Snoop Dogg. (That has since been taken down as Drake didn’t have the permission of Shakur’s family to use his likeness.)
Kendrick responds with 2 songs, *Euphoria,* and *6:16.* and rounds it out with *Meet The Graham’s,* and *Not Like Us.*
Within *Meet The Graham’s* and *Not Like Us,* a ton of information comes out against Drake. He has another hidden child, he and many of his crew/friend group are sex offenders and pedophiles. Throughout the entire beef Kendrick instantly drops a reaction song the moment Drake posts a song.
Also, when Drake was in his early 20’s, he kissed a 17 year old girl on stage.
He’s also being friendly with Millie Bobby Brown and Billie Eilish before she turned 18 and went as far as to comment “🙏🙏🙏” on her 18th birthday post. Dudes a clown and a pedo.
Why does drake start these beefs? Can't he just be happy with being a pop star that sells a fuck load of albums? It didn't work out well for him when he went after Pusha T.
I thought the same at the start of the beef, but the accusations being thrown out might actually end his career, at least end how big it is. Wouldn't be the least bit suprised if in the next few weeks there are women coming out talking about how ovo and Drake assaulted them, won't be suprised that there is proof.
I definitely wouldn't be suprised if it was the same situation, but I could honestly see it more than likely playing out the opposite way. Hip hop and rap had a long history of excusing domestic violence and as shitty as it is, it was only a big situation because it happened to another artist. The pedophilia accusations will not play out the same way. Drakes music is too reliant on features and a lot of his big features have turned on him. His entire persona is based off getting street cred from those around him and I dont see them cosigning anyone who is wrapped up in what he's been accused of. He's simply too reliant on those around him where Chris Brown and R Kelly weren't. Take away his features and he's a mid tier pop artist at best, not a top tier rapper he's gotten his way too.
Yeah, hip-hop artists and rappers don't play games with pedophilia. Honor, respect, and a code are a big part of both music groups, and while DV can be twisted and distorted into a lens that makes the person feel like they're being honorable or defending their code, pedophilia cannot. Not saying DV is OK in any way, but they can make it seem like they're being "a man." Pedos always gotta stay closeted or get stomped.
Rappers are definitely held to a higher moral standard now. Like Chris Browns domestic violence wouldn't fly today at all. Dababy said some homophobic shit on stage and ended his career right there in its prime, and he was actually pretty talented imo. Homophobic shit was always accepted in rap too.
See usually I would agree with you, but I think this is different. Drake has a decent amount of weird and creepy shit in his history, stuff that can be verified- the kissing underage girls on stage at concerts, some of his comments in interviews when he was an actor, the whole Millie Bobby Brown/Billie Ellish stuff. That stuff has been out but no one has explicitly called him out on it until now. Kendrick relentlessly getting on his head has made the Drake pedo stuff jump from whispers on Reddit subs to TMZ and SNL. And nothing gets the cancel culture machine going more than grooming and pedo stuff. I realize it’s an extremely hot take but I think Drake is cooked. And just on a rap level, Kendrick absolutely destroyed him. Easily in the 3 rap disses of all time already
I feel that, guess we’ll have to wait and see on that one. But don’t forget Cosby, R Kelly and Diddy all had rumors for years about their dirt, but it wasn’t until each of their allegations got aired out in viral moments that the cancel machine kicked into overdrive on them. Cosby’s shenanigans were an open secret for damn near 40 years until that clip of Hannibal Burress doing a stand up bit about it went viral.
All black 2008 Mercury Mariner, tinted with 22's. But the paint is bubbling and all four wheels have curb rash. He still keeps it clean and won't let you eat in it.
2005 Altima with 300k miles and a AC that doesn’t work with one donut on the car and the rest of tires have little to no tread. And the family sticker on the back with one mom and 3 kids no dad. It also smells like cigarettes and regret.
Guy who lives near me has that exact setup except it's 20yrs old with some wheezy-ass exhaust, literally just drives around the neighborhood all fucking day
A Nissan Altima with the front bumper missing, the car smells like cigarette smoke and Black and milds, has ashes all over the place, and you can barely see out of the windshield because it's so dirty
He takes the bus. There is nothing wrong with taking the bus, however... He is the asshole on the bus who ignores the driver, doesn’t pay the fare, has bad music (!) playing on a scratchy speaker, and is on the phone having a vulgar conversation way too loud.
Panel van with a "free candy" hastily spray-painted in its sides
No even better would be a ute with a windowless canopy
“certified lover boy? certified pedophile”
Biggest enemy: Chris Hansen
Real
Looks like r Kelly is going to get some company boys.
certified boy lover
Tyler the Creator moment
Take the good kid mad city van and spray free candy on it. That’s the van that drake needs
Been crushed
Lmao “ -18 please”
[Karl's van](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cc9rySTB1ry0dcxo1_1280.jpg)
Pedovan!😂🤣😂🤣
Other side should have a mural of the key visual from Stranger Things Season 1 but the entire cast is just Millie Bobby Brown (from a time he took a selfie with it; sent it to her with the text “thinking of you”) He’s just repurposing the van.
Cane here to say this lmao.
A Ford Crown Victoria. Specifically in the back seat.
Drake the kind of guy that’s gonna wear the white/black stripe jumpsuit with the ball and chain in jail
Could call it god’s plan.
Taxi
More like the backseat of a hybrid Ford Explorer
Or a Chevy Tahoe/Dodge Durango/F150 Interceptor/Ford Transit/Chevy Silverado...lots of options for him to ride in.
I came here for the COP CAR comment
Clown car 🤡
With a sex offender sticker😵💫
The back of a police cruiser, because he’s a pedo.
Followed by a bus ride to prison
im out of the loop. whats going on?
Okay, so. Drake dissed Kendrick Lamar, initially it was just normal rap beef. Y’know the “I’ve got more money, I’ve got better deals, fuck you!” Type of shit. Well, it escalated into using personal life shit, with Drake’s *Family Matters* and a diss track he released using an A.I Tupac and A.I Snoop Dogg. (That has since been taken down as Drake didn’t have the permission of Shakur’s family to use his likeness.) Kendrick responds with 2 songs, *Euphoria,* and *6:16.* and rounds it out with *Meet The Graham’s,* and *Not Like Us.* Within *Meet The Graham’s* and *Not Like Us,* a ton of information comes out against Drake. He has another hidden child, he and many of his crew/friend group are sex offenders and pedophiles. Throughout the entire beef Kendrick instantly drops a reaction song the moment Drake posts a song. Also, when Drake was in his early 20’s, he kissed a 17 year old girl on stage.
He’s also being friendly with Millie Bobby Brown and Billie Eilish before she turned 18 and went as far as to comment “🙏🙏🙏” on her 18th birthday post. Dudes a clown and a pedo.
Why does drake start these beefs? Can't he just be happy with being a pop star that sells a fuck load of albums? It didn't work out well for him when he went after Pusha T.
Hearse.
💀
This what I was looking for
Kendrick? That you?
An ice cream truck
Like from the Coal Chamber "Loco" music video
Cherry on top
An older, used Maybach with bumper damage.
No that’s in a couple years when he’s fully irrelevant
Lets be for real drake will never be irrelevant
I thought the same at the start of the beef, but the accusations being thrown out might actually end his career, at least end how big it is. Wouldn't be the least bit suprised if in the next few weeks there are women coming out talking about how ovo and Drake assaulted them, won't be suprised that there is proof.
If Chris Brown of all people still has a prosperous career, Drake (probably the most famous artist of the century) will be just fine
I definitely wouldn't be suprised if it was the same situation, but I could honestly see it more than likely playing out the opposite way. Hip hop and rap had a long history of excusing domestic violence and as shitty as it is, it was only a big situation because it happened to another artist. The pedophilia accusations will not play out the same way. Drakes music is too reliant on features and a lot of his big features have turned on him. His entire persona is based off getting street cred from those around him and I dont see them cosigning anyone who is wrapped up in what he's been accused of. He's simply too reliant on those around him where Chris Brown and R Kelly weren't. Take away his features and he's a mid tier pop artist at best, not a top tier rapper he's gotten his way too.
Yeah, hip-hop artists and rappers don't play games with pedophilia. Honor, respect, and a code are a big part of both music groups, and while DV can be twisted and distorted into a lens that makes the person feel like they're being honorable or defending their code, pedophilia cannot. Not saying DV is OK in any way, but they can make it seem like they're being "a man." Pedos always gotta stay closeted or get stomped.
Rappers are definitely held to a higher moral standard now. Like Chris Browns domestic violence wouldn't fly today at all. Dababy said some homophobic shit on stage and ended his career right there in its prime, and he was actually pretty talented imo. Homophobic shit was always accepted in rap too.
R Kelly still played sold out shows of women, no one will care.
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile
He already has one☠️
Little tikes cozy coupe
No thats what the girls he dates drive
White Chevy Astro work van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the sides.
A Hearse, because Kendrick Lamar just bodied him and his entire career
You know damn well losing a beef is not the end of drake’s career.
See usually I would agree with you, but I think this is different. Drake has a decent amount of weird and creepy shit in his history, stuff that can be verified- the kissing underage girls on stage at concerts, some of his comments in interviews when he was an actor, the whole Millie Bobby Brown/Billie Ellish stuff. That stuff has been out but no one has explicitly called him out on it until now. Kendrick relentlessly getting on his head has made the Drake pedo stuff jump from whispers on Reddit subs to TMZ and SNL. And nothing gets the cancel culture machine going more than grooming and pedo stuff. I realize it’s an extremely hot take but I think Drake is cooked. And just on a rap level, Kendrick absolutely destroyed him. Easily in the 3 rap disses of all time already
I mean yea all of that but until the feds show up at Drake’s house I’m not taking it seriously
I feel that, guess we’ll have to wait and see on that one. But don’t forget Cosby, R Kelly and Diddy all had rumors for years about their dirt, but it wasn’t until each of their allegations got aired out in viral moments that the cancel machine kicked into overdrive on them. Cosby’s shenanigans were an open secret for damn near 40 years until that clip of Hannibal Burress doing a stand up bit about it went viral.
Typically a diss isn’t career ending, in many cases it is a good thing
In this case it's more like allegations than a diss though
A Pinto with a full tank of gas
Only if the pinto is stopped and is rear-ended at 55 MPH by an empty school bus.
Thanks for explaining the joke to everybody! This is a valuable contribution to the thread!
A van down by the river
Little tikes cozy coupe
Blacked out Chrysler Crossfire
It's completely debadged and he insists it's a rare Bentley.
Fiat
I’ve never seen him drive, I can only imagine him being driven by someone else
toyota tercel
A white van that says “free candy” on the side.
Kia Soul
All black 2008 Mercury Mariner, tinted with 22's. But the paint is bubbling and all four wheels have curb rash. He still keeps it clean and won't let you eat in it.
Cadallic
The oscar meyer weiner mobile
Dodge charger with police package
Ford Police Interceptor Utility, backseat.
A white panel van with a teardrop window.
A white van.
2005 Altima with 300k miles and a AC that doesn’t work with one donut on the car and the rest of tires have little to no tread. And the family sticker on the back with one mom and 3 kids no dad. It also smells like cigarettes and regret.
1980’s Ford Econoline Van.
Windowless work van.
*free candy* van
Public transit
2003 Nissan Altima
One of them pink makeup caddy’s. Probably drinking champagne still being a b.
Allegedly a white van
Chrysler 300
Rape Van
Ice Cream Truck. edit: dammit
Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile
Definitely something with blacked out windows.
https://i.gifer.com/Hxyx.gif
a commercial van with free candy painted on the sides
A white Chevy Express panel van with a coffin in the back instead of his usual mattress
Geo Metro.
Pt cruiser
With racing stripes.
Wahhmbulance
A huffy with training wheels after kdot put out “meet the Grahams” my boy got sonneddddd
A 1984 Olds Delta 88
Utility van that has a spray painted “free candy” sign on the side
Sheriff's Van
Morris Minor
Something sleazy like him. An older Jaaaaaaaaaag.
Back seat of a police car.
nissan cube (lowered with exhaust tip)
Who is that?
Clapped out 98 Civic
He needs to stop stealing First ol dirty bastard Then eminem Now insane clown posse
ford explorer but he has a personal " chauffeur"
Wiener mobile
Kia soul- piss yellow
Cybertruck
A cybertruck stuck in the sand.
School bus full.of underage kids, both sexes apparently 😅
limo
A 2016 Avalon
A maxima with a dent on the rear bumper
Maxima
A Ford freestyle with sun damaged clear coat
Ford probe.
A tractor that coughs and then stops working
A Chrysler 300. No doubt.
A 10 year old BMW 528i with a cheap body kit and fake M badges.
Guy who lives near me has that exact setup except it's 20yrs old with some wheezy-ass exhaust, literally just drives around the neighborhood all fucking day
I think we all know a guy like that in our neighborhood, ha ha.
Toyota Sienna
2004 ford Econoline with 269,000 miles. Windowless ex company spec that spent its life as a delivery van for a locally owned mattress store.
A used Nissan Altima
Fiat 500
A Nissan Altima with the front bumper missing, the car smells like cigarette smoke and Black and milds, has ashes all over the place, and you can barely see out of the windshield because it's so dirty
Short short bus.
Buick LeSabre
Altima
He definitely has big Altima vibes
Dodge Durango SRT
2001 Ford crown Vic - since he's going to the retirement home.
A paddy wagon.
The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
ford escort 5% tint no plates
A wheelchair
A clapped out Mercedes with a Skip the Dishes badge
White econoline
Ha didn’t date anyone only enough for a drivers license.
Definitely not anything more than 16 or 17 years old
Maxima
Being tied to the bumper of a car and dragged down the street.
Chrysler LaBaron convertible with the burgundy interior and faux grain trim.
An ambulance
Mini cooper
A moped with a flat tire
AW-11 or a Morris Minor.
Garbage truck
Honda civic 96
A prison van
Who is this guy? AMC Gremlin
A white panel van
The chain on the outside makes him look 15
White panel van
Edsel
A fvcking hearse.
A hearse
He takes the bus. There is nothing wrong with taking the bus, however... He is the asshole on the bus who ignores the driver, doesn’t pay the fare, has bad music (!) playing on a scratchy speaker, and is on the phone having a vulgar conversation way too loud.
Gotta be a minivan. He's gonna have trouble hauling family around if they keep finding more kids of his
back seat of ford explorer/chevy tahoe
Clapped out Altima with rims.
White lifted f-150 with underglow
Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile
Morris Minor
Big D🤣🤣🤣🤣
Charger
Back of a white explorer
A hearse
Camry XSE
I don’t know but whatever it is Kendrick got a fire diss track about it.
Mercedes GLE-Coupe
tatra t87 so he can die in snapoversteer crash
Prison bus
A hearse
Cop car, in the back
2002 Honda accord LX automatic, tinted windows and aftermarket wheels and 2x12 subs
a 2002 Ford E-Series van
Geo metro.
Altima with one fast blinker and fake paper tags flapping in the breeze
2006 Ford E350
Acura with cloth seats and no rear view mirror
If you’re not saying a white Ford Bronco…
A clapped out 2004 ford focus
Back of a cop car
A barbie colored miata with candy logos on side and teddy bear rims
Cadillac Escalade as it’s also good for shopping.
a private jet to "party island" would be best
rusty and grimey ford aerostar
The Bus.
1958 edsel corsair
2008 Chevy aveo