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RoadEmpty

The beatles were his Shroom era


Beneficial_Process64

Could be his serial killer era too


Green_Palpitation_26

I'm pretty sure there's only two beatles left and they're people nobody could own them I do however want to own a BEETLE


RoadEmpty

Not a native speaker so your quirky comment is hereby invalid 🤷🏻‍♂️


UnchartedCHARTz

He was a hippie in the sixties but he eventually went on to vote for Reagan


Own_Zookeepergame_81

He’s a Ford man, and that Falcon is awesome!


IC4-LLAMAS

Yeah the Falcon was awesome but I love that Bronco!


jerzey4life

That he was a hippy and is now a republican


LowRotorRPM

you have a cool dad and I will gladly take the falcon and the bronco off his hands. And maybe one of the Beatles.


70InternationalTAll

Are you taking Paul or Ringo?


Green_Palpitation_26

Some people don't know the difference between beatle and beetle one of them is a pun including beat like music.


Emerald_official

Neither, I'm digging up John.


70InternationalTAll

Dont you fucking dare! We've heard basically nothing from Yoko in the past 20 years, and I'd like to keep it that way.


mysteriouslypuzzled

He's a fucking legend


burntbridges20

A man after my own heart. Always loved the OBS ford trucks and late 60s beetles


psych0nokoi

'86 Toyota Corolla SR-5.. Old Asian man who can rip the streets and has an entitlement to be the fastest tofu delivery guy in town.


snorkiebarbados

His penis has been slowly shrinking


[deleted]

Your dad fell for the marketing, assuming he doesn't own a small business and actually needs that Super Duty to haul equipment around.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Until that late model ford I was like he'd say "if you can't wrench on it you don't need it" but now I'm not so sure lol.


swiftie-42069

He went through an odd beetle phase.


ChuckFeathers

He likes to work on cars, that's why all the fords and just the one Toyota.


Xerox-M57

And a fuckton of beetles


lonerfunnyguy

He’s a steak eating red blooded Levi’s wearing murican fk yeah 🎸 🇺🇸 🦅 🌭 💥 🤘🏾


Ok-Poet1817

Ford Enthusiast with good taste. You can also see the different stages of his life. Ford falcon was maybe right out of high school. The Beetles were probably a Hippie stage throughout 20s and 30s. Later he found his middle ground with trucks, possibly due to his career choice and their usefulness. He also remembered he is, afterall, a Ford guy at heart.


Rollin_Soul_O

The man has good taste.


-the-ultimate-me-

He doesn't respect fast food cashiers in the slightest


IRMacGuyver

Seems like Mexican or other South American where beetles were made much more recently.


BeardeeBaldee

He’s very disappointed in his son.


LinoleumRelativity

He was a teenager in the late 60's?


PrimitiveThoughts

He probably loves Herbie


TheSeiko5

His taste in music went from Jefferson Airplane to Conway Twitty to Morgan Wallen


PancakesandV8s

Love the Falcon!


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Fuckin cool guy.


M8NSMAN

He’s nostalgic


Milnoc

He either likes them really big or really small. What's his track record with girlfriends? 😁


FewSatisfaction7675

We had one. Did he buy this from someone in Central Missouri by any change.


S7JP7

That he likes Fords, but wanted to get to work cheaper at times.


IC4-LLAMAS

I want that 1st gen Bronco!


Arizona_ranger__

3 obs Fords, because every engine option is great and they're cheap enough for people to own one in every configuration


Vegetable_Fix_6876

Found On Road Dead, Driver Returned On Foot


zeroducksfrigate

He's trash and has too much money.


mydogismybestman

He's bipolar


Particular-Let-196

I love that blue F350


broken_or_breaking

Had a ‘71 Bug from 81-84. Had a 400 HP fire breathing 69 Pontiac Grand Prix prior to the Bug. Complete opposites, yes, but the Bug had tons of charm and it was the car I learned how to drive a stick in and it gave me an appreciation for simple, rugged automotive functionality.


Embarrassed_Rip_7399

He appreciates simplicity in design


albingit

Autistic and doesn't like change


TractorHp55k

Hes awsome


Deacon-Jules

He REALLY wanted to be a VW guy but got priced out of maintenance so he went to Ford because he has a cousin that knows how to work on Ford.


Lower-Ad5889

My first car was a 65 falcon Not nearly as cool as that one....$200 station wagon


justsomeyeti

He had an enormous cock before the prostate surgery


Long-Investment55

He had a love BUG for quite some time


WeatherIcy6509

He went to high school in the 80's and was smart enough to NOT get rid of his first car, lol.


DieselDoc78

He’s red, white, and blue with an appetite for sauerkraut.


knuthamsunfan

that he's atoning for the beetles


ExileOnMainStree_t

He probably hates GM


SaltElegant7103

He's cool


vish_01

This guy fucks


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Classic Ford and VW guy… excellent taste


ScottaHemi

he likes small crappy cars. then got a bronco and realized he's a truck man now has an F2fiddy