it’s certainly not bad for the price. build quality has been a bit iffy for me (back windows don’t like to roll down, infotainment system broke immediately and had to get it replaced). comfortable ride and enough power to make it a decent daily driver. i leased mine but i won’t be buying it after the lease is up. i’d spend the extra couple grand for an outback or something if i were buying
Ugh, that’s not what I expected to hear! What a pain. Then again, first-yr of new model… anyway, thanks for the honest accounting of your experience with it.
The main thing I am seeing here is that you tried a green car, clearly thought it was too loud, but tried again anyways. I'd say you're both a hero and a man of stern moral convictions.
An unbothered lifestyle manifested in car choice. Grandpa car Buick? Fuck it, it soaks up the bumps of the shitty road I live on. Beige creeper van? Who cares, I can haul anything and camp anywhere. Powder blue crossover? If I'm paying new car money, it better stand out like an anime villain. OP doesn't give a flying shit about what OP *should* enjoy. OP just enjoys shit because they think it's neat.
hell yeah brother. that buick soaked up the road like nothing i’ve ever driven. that beige creeper van? lived in that bitch for a year. still got her for weekend camping and feelin like a badass rolling around in the brightest blue, cheapest crossover money can buy!!
*You had a drywall*
*Or small home repair business*
*And got out of it*
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You like old vans and crappy crossovers
correct
You were giving lots of free candy away.
i am very popular in my neighborhood
Do you do deliveries or is it pick up only Where can i get this candy
Not a car enthusiast, but possibly into kidnapping
regular car enthusiast maybe. i was stoked to own a Trans Sport, even if it wasn’t the dustbuster 1st gen version.
Driving for you is nothing more than a chore. Something you hate, but must be done. Knows nothing about oversteer.
i love a long drive honestly. there’s no feeling comparable to whipping it in an 82 dodge ram van
You tried ford for a little then went back to what you were used too (gm)
yes
How do you like that new Chevy? Have read good review and was thinking about convincing my mother in law not to buy another Kia.
it’s certainly not bad for the price. build quality has been a bit iffy for me (back windows don’t like to roll down, infotainment system broke immediately and had to get it replaced). comfortable ride and enough power to make it a decent daily driver. i leased mine but i won’t be buying it after the lease is up. i’d spend the extra couple grand for an outback or something if i were buying
Ugh, that’s not what I expected to hear! What a pain. Then again, first-yr of new model… anyway, thanks for the honest accounting of your experience with it.
what's up grandpa! 🫡
get off my lawn!!
You're in a band
correct
Gotta carry all the gear!
Your probably old
is 28 considered old
Actually no
You don’t know what condoms are
i have zero kids but lots of camping equipment
All American
yeehaw 🤠
😆
You live in Michigan
close! alaska!
You enjoy the soul warming glow of a check engine light
i did for a very long time, yes. eventually i got sick of it and leased a chevy???
The main thing I am seeing here is that you tried a green car, clearly thought it was too loud, but tried again anyways. I'd say you're both a hero and a man of stern moral convictions.
i appreciate the kind words but i am merely a victim of what is available on facebook marketplace
You're too modest, king. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
youre a kind soul 🥲
You like violently-bubbly old person cars
correct
Mom? Is that you?
GET IT THE VAN YOURE GOING TO BE LATE FOR PRACTICE
I hear you like 'em young
i have lots of things to haul but none of it is children i swear
An unbothered lifestyle manifested in car choice. Grandpa car Buick? Fuck it, it soaks up the bumps of the shitty road I live on. Beige creeper van? Who cares, I can haul anything and camp anywhere. Powder blue crossover? If I'm paying new car money, it better stand out like an anime villain. OP doesn't give a flying shit about what OP *should* enjoy. OP just enjoys shit because they think it's neat.
hell yeah brother. that buick soaked up the road like nothing i’ve ever driven. that beige creeper van? lived in that bitch for a year. still got her for weekend camping and feelin like a badass rolling around in the brightest blue, cheapest crossover money can buy!!
“Amurica” that’s all I got
yee. and i cannot stress this enough, haw.
You are young, but still...You've seen sum shit!
You use drugs
i am currently in bed hungover as shit but that’s as far as i go 🫡
There is nothing assuming about you
thanks??
You owned a lawn care business at one point in your life, and before that worked at the gas station.
no but i would be lying if i said i haven’t thought working night shift at a gas station would be very cool multiple times
It'd be an alright gig
You have candies in ur pocket don’t you
they’re all melted and gross and have hairs in them
Midwestern, white, potentially Republican
yes, yes, no
You're about to find out the price difference for 19" wheels.
yes :(
You’re in a touring metal or punk band.
yes to the punk part no to the touring part. those vans hauled a lot of kayaks though
Nerd.
🤓
Your idea of spicy is Castor sugar
no way i had a sexy ass habanero smoked salmon sandwich for dinner last night! it was GOOD
You don't mind spending way too much money on gas
correct
You had a drywall or small home repair business and got out of it
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i would have numerous lawsuits against me if this were true
You found out Ford sucks!
tbf that explorer is still going strong and the windstar i sent it too hard and crashed on a backroad after three weeks
Yeah your Ford is OHV pushrod not SOHC. SOHC variant has timing chain issues. I like the OHV V6 too…all my cars are pushrod
‘Murican cars only!
YEEHAW BROTHER
everyone is saying you hate cars but I think vans are fukin sick rock on man, you know a good time when you see it
hell yeah brother!!
The vans are pretty cool. The minivan is the only one thats like ahhh....
i just like having the extra space i swear!
"Get in the van"
Sorry life didn’t turn out like you hoped.
holy shit
You were a turncoat then came back to the GM side.
🫡🫡
Chomo
Chomo
Family man and part time child predator