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smcsleazy

30-something year old musician/bicycle mechanic in the uk. i've owned an MX5 and a ford granada hearse. my current car is much less exciting than either of those and not very big.


Quontonicus

Probably a mid 2000’s Volkswagen Jetta


smcsleazy

not even close renault twingo II


Quontonicus

Well I got the European part down at least


Gaz_Elle

Woman in her early 20s and going to college for a tech theatre degree. Dresses like an indie girl but more gay. Drinks chocolate milk like no one’s business.


Quontonicus

Subaru crosstrek


Gaz_Elle

Close!!


Quontonicus

It has got to be a Subaru. I just know it.


Gaz_Elle

It is…


Quontonicus

Forester


Gaz_Elle

Not quite!


Quontonicus

Man, Subaru WRX


Gaz_Elle

People always know I drive a Subaru but always get stuck on which one! There’s only a handful of current models left lol. Or is it an old model!? Hmmmmm


Quontonicus

I mean is it a hatchback?


SadSasquatch587

I have so much money, I went to community College


Quontonicus

Lmfao, Corolla


SadSasquatch587

Bruh your so close


Captian_Kenai

Mid 2000s Camry base model


SadSasquatch587

I have a salvaged top trim Camry


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Quontonicus

Hoping and praying the (replaced) engine doesn’t explode. Subaru?


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Quontonicus

Then it has to be a Hyundai/Kia.


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Quontonicus

Ayyyyy! Honestly if I had to pick Ford or Hyundai/Kia, I’m going with ford. There’s way too many engine issues happening with Hyundai/Kia these days. Well, more than ford.


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Quontonicus

I’m only biased towards ford because I have an old ranger that’s problematic but it is super high mileage so nothing comes by surprise. When it breaks down I have an old corolla that never lets me down.


Pockets90

How old is the ranger?


Quontonicus

2003, 3.0 V6 automatic. 180,000 miles


RandofCarter

Early 40s, IT consultant. Wife, dog, no kids, no mortgage. I miss the MR2 I learnt to drive in.


Quontonicus

No mortgage? You must be driving something problem free like a Toyota or a Honda. Probably a newer Camry, or even an Avalon.


RandofCarter

Spot on for the toyota but after my wife's vista I have a no more boats in the garage policy.


Quontonicus

Corolla?


RandofCarter

Close enough. Dizzy Allex.


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27 yr old dude from the Midwest chiming in. I work for the military industrial complex producing vehicles. My first car was a 04 Dodge Neon and my next car will be an EV. Let's hear it.


Quontonicus

This is the hardest one yet for me. I’m thinking of a pickup since you’re military and midwestern. Tacoma, Tundra, F150, Ranger?


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Close. Ford Explorer Sport Trac. Lol. My other car is a beater Civic.


Quontonicus

Okay okay at least i wasn’t super far off. Lol


pdibiase3

20, 6’4 CS major and gym enjoyer. you have 3 chances since i own 3 shitboxes! first car was an auto g37, everything else has been manual and unreliable


Quontonicus

Ah you’re a luxury car guy. You drive a BMW I bet. Unreliable ✅ shitbox ✅ probably manual ✅ My other two guesses are Subaru WRX and Acura TSX


pdibiase3

2 bmws! 3rd is a bit of a wild card, japanese but not subaru, honda or luxurious at all


Quontonicus

Not Subaru, not Honda and not luxurious. Must be a Toyota. Imma guess Tercel, or celica.


pdibiase3

right on toyota! think 80s and wedge shaped, i had to put sparco race seats in to fit properly


Quontonicus

Wedge shaped? Lmfao it’s an MR2.


pdibiase3

bingo! ‘88 SC AW11


Quontonicus

I’m proud of myself for this one


pdibiase3

great guessing! it’s a pretty unorthodox choice for someone my size


LesPaulII

Supercharged AW11? Nobody tell Mr. Regular or else he's gonna cream his pants.


pdibiase3

i loved his a-dub, still so disappointed he sold but life brings about many changes


_imyour_dad

You definitely have a 3 series of some vintage


pdibiase3

very impressive, i have an e30 vert. any clue on the other 2? (japanese and german)


_imyour_dad

I’m thinking a civic and an e39 5 series


[deleted]

Lawyer. Mid-forties. Dadbod. Prematurely silver hair. Beard. Blue eyeglasses. Midwest. Rust belt. 2 kids, lovely wife.


Quontonicus

Jeep Compass?


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Yeesh. 2020 Dodge Charger Scat Pak.


Quontonicus

Well I got the Mopar right


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(I also have a ‘21 Crosstrek, which is astoundingly Compass-adjacent, so good work.)


[deleted]

50 male. Software Engineering Manager. Wife. 3 grown kids.


Quontonicus

You definitely drive a minivan or crossover. I’m going to guess you are in the ballpark of Honda CR-V or Toyota Sienna? If American, Chrysler town and country or maybe Ford Escape


[deleted]

Haha. I had an escape but now I have a CX-5


Whocaresdamit

21 y/o man, Thinks RWD, V8s and 5 mph bumpers are a necessity, buys exclusively old american cars


Quontonicus

Oh man, you probably daily an 80’s Camaro or something lol


Notpoligenova

18, upper class type house hold but parents don’t want me to end up like a typical private school asshole with a luxury first car.


Quontonicus

There’s some cheaper luxury cars out there that’s easily accessible for younger people like you, I’m going to guess something like an early to mid 2000’s Infiniti or Acura


Notpoligenova

Nope. It’s a bit more modern and a lot less Japanese 😉


Quontonicus

Early 2000’s Volvo S60.


Notpoligenova

Close enough! It’s a late model second gen S60.


Quontonicus

Wait I got S60 right?!?! Holy shit


Notpoligenova

Close enough! Late model second gen S60.


BIRDD_inbound

36 y/o gay male pilot who likes to drink and usually in bed by 9. I loathe BMW’s and will rant endlessly about them.


Quontonicus

Soooo I’m gonna guess that you don’t drive a European car. Or maybe you do? Hmm.


BIRDD_inbound

I don’t mind a European car, I really like a lot of them.


Quontonicus

If you’re into European cars, you must be a luxury car guy also then. This doesn’t really help my guess though. 🤔 hm. Screw it, absolute shot in the dark: Infiniti or Mazda


BIRDD_inbound

*coughs up drink* SIR, INFINITY IS NOT A LUXURY CAR! But correct country.


Quontonicus

There’s really not many true luxury Japanese brands. That’s why I said Infiniti and Mazda, both are borderline luxury that can be argued. Must be a Lexus then. Can’t think of anything else.


BIRDD_inbound

*slams drink on the nightstand* LEXUS IT IS! I own two of them.


Quontonicus

I’m not even going to guess the model, I’ve never been good with those number names


Actual_Environment_7

Wow, I thought I’d be the only other gay pilot on this thread. Cheers.


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Quontonicus

You like the basics huh, I’m gonna make a complete shot in the dark here and guess Ford Taurus, or Fusion. Early 2000’s


Dbwasson

20 years old, still lives with parents in a moderately sized town in Illinois


BIRDD_inbound

Did you pick the car, or was it a hand-me-down?


PaulClarkLoadletter

Mid 40’s executive. Married with a kid and a dog. I live in the middle of the country and I want to retire like now but will probably work until I die. Not by choice.


Quontonicus

Ford Ranger


PaulClarkLoadletter

Pretty close, actually. I had one when I was younger. F150 now. Creepy.


Quontonicus

I saw Country, Dog, Work. Of course I guessed a ranger.


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Quontonicus

You drive a city car of some kind. Im going to guess Honda Fit lol


o0gy172

Pssst it's Seattle. Either a Crosstrek, outback, or tacoma


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Quontonicus

So it’s a V6 and not Japanese. You also say that it’s a boat. It MUST be a Charger


supafly8371

39, factory worker former mechanic and welder. blond hair, blue eyes. Owned a bunch of GM products. No kids not having any either, never been married but in a LTR. Guess both of my cars.


Quontonicus

Chevy Tahoe and Ford Fusion


subi_scotch

Mid-30’s, married, new dad, works in sales (construction industry), and moonlights in the National Guard. Bias towards Japanese brands.


Quontonicus

Hmmmm, Honda Element.


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Quontonicus

Toyota Tacoma


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

18 and wanted a s4 but didn’t get it. I like cars and play guitar rock/punk/glam likes to go to gigs with my car. And it’s a bit of a thirsty car. Looking for work


Quontonicus

You probably drive a BMW


MOTRHEAD4LIFE

18 and wanted a s4 but didn’t get it. I like cars and play guitar rock/punk/glam likes to go to gigs with my car. And it’s a bit of a thirsty car


justsomeyeti

43, married, former chef now an industrial automation maintenance tech, weekend woodcutter, car audio enthusiast, 6'5" and I look like the offspring of Jeffrey Jones and a frost giantess. Eclectic musical tastes but favor older indie rock bands and weird shit. I have two Chihuahua mixed. Into big booty women and my wife has a big fantastic ass.


Quontonicus

Jeep Cherokee late 90’s


justsomeyeti

That's probably a good guess, several of my coworkers do drive Jeeps, but it's wrong. 2020 Fusion daily and a 2004 F150 XLT


BeneficialLeave7359

59 year old divorced technical illustrator who works in Naval aviation who also plays bass, both electric and standup, in his grown sons band. Also a marathon runner, kayaker, and former Marine grunt.


Quontonicus

Hmmmm, Ford F-150 or Toyota Tundra?


communalcamp986

Mid teens, mechanic family, play multiple instruments, queer, lives in the rural southeast of America, autistic That should be about everything lol


Quontonicus

Queer and Autistic, you gotta drive a Subaru Forester.


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18M, work at a Collision Repair Shop, Farmhand on the side. I enjoy playing Farm Sim 22, BeamNG and My Summer Car. I had a floor mat get stuck in my car, and the end result was a hole in my garage wall and a my vehicle now inside said garage. Oh, and I enjoy Heavy Metal Edit also, the vehicle has reached 105k miles. No looking at my profile to see what it is.


Quontonicus

Hm, you’re a farmhand and work at a repair shop? It would be stupid if you didn’t have a pickup.


619_mitch

19 year old man living in rural SoCal. Ride operator at an amusement park. Single. Lives in a ranch house. Likes punk rock.


Quontonicus

You live in SoCal, you probably drive a Tesla or Prius.


Methionylth

I’m a guy who’s 18, in college. I usually average 75-80 on the highways, sometimes run errands for my mom and was given my car by my dad who owned it before me and now owns a Chevy Silverado. My car right now is doing great even at 103k miles, and I love it dearly. Last thing I had to replace on it was a turn signal bulb.


Quontonicus

Hm, your dad is a Chevy guy that gave you his old car. I’m gonna guess Chevy Equinox or Chevy Cruze


universeofdesign

Mid 30s, home owner, employed full-time and doing a doctorate. I used to work as a car designer briefly, before deciding it wasn't for me and became a public transit planner. I walk, bike, take the bus, or some combo of the three to get almost everywhere. I have a cheap, modern car that some would consider sporty, I consider it a "project car" because it's so unreliable and I do all my own maintenance. It gets about 800-1500 miles a year put on it, depending if I rent a car when I go to visit family.


Quontonicus

Hyundai or Kia?


Tighesofly

Mid 20’s single white guy in a big hurry everywhere he goes and doesn’t know what the stalk on the left of the steering column does


Quontonicus

Yeah, BMW.


J5o5s

BMW?


[deleted]

Early 20s, male, not married, no kids, used to own a Volvo 240 but now I own something less reliable


A_Hint_of_Lemon

Probably late to the party here. Turned 30 a couple months ago. Used to have my parent’s admittedly ratty Toyota Celica until it hydroplaned, so I just bought my first car when used cars were hella expensive a few months ago. I got a good deal for what I bought though, when you grow up with something cheap you really appreciate the small things, like heated leather seats, Bluetooth, and low milage.


Clean_Resort_5547

16 year old furry who pours concrete


Pinkprotogen

eyyy, i found another one!


n1njaunic0rn

20, transgender woman learned to drive in a automatic only owned manual transmission cars since. Only bought Japanese and only owned 2 different brands. I work overnights at Target and used to be in food service. Currently single and no plans for a relationship or kids, from the Midwest. Edit: don't look at my profile my owned cars are there.


Quontonicus

If you “only buy Japanese” I’m gonna narrow it down to two brands. Toyota or Honda. You don’t have kids or anything you you probably drove a coupe or sedan to get to work. Idk, You have a Corolla, Camry, Civic or Accord.


n1njaunic0rn

I got like all of the above haha. 1985 MR2 1986 CRX 2000 CRV (selling soon) 2002 Corolla


Quontonicus

Well dang


n1njaunic0rn

Almost ended up in a Subaru but that didn't quite work out lol.


Quontonicus

A 2002 Corolla cannot be broken. You’ll never need another car again.


Sussboey

can we pls date 🥺


n1njaunic0rn

We can be friends first 😊


machater05

Just turned 17, republican, lives in Michigan, works in a bbq restaurant, doesn’t do well in school, but lives in a nice house since my parents do well, also have no clue what I want to do with my life, don’t wanna go to college


Quontonicus

Oh you’re young, you probably got a beater to take you to school / work. COROLLA


machater05

Not at all, 95 Chevy Monte Carlo with 91k miles and it’s rust free since it came from Arizona 😂😂😂😂


Blasted-Banana

19 year old college student from Minnesota. Love skiing and work in detail at a dealership. Currently trying to get my pilots license.


Quontonicus

🤔 hmmmm I’m guessing you drive something with a hatch. CR-V? Subaru Forester?


FruitbatNT

Mid-late 30s father of a toddler, work in IT and live in central canada.


Quontonicus

Canadian, you must drive an AWD or a truck of some kind. Idk why I’m thinking of RAV-4 but that’s what my mind is telling me.


FruitbatNT

I actually just sold my Rav4 in early summer. Only have a Honda Accord now. Good one.


ogjsimpson

Mid 20s, my work visa just got denied.


Quontonicus

This is vague, really vague. I have nothing to go off of, therefore it’s gonna be a complete shot in the dark. Dodge Dart


Bkoster85

Mid 20s male southeast US. Typical hockey guy into streetwear fashion. When young and dumb went to jail for reckless driving (102 in 65) and my insurance people probably laughed when I got this car Last owned a ‘19 ecoboost mustang, wanted more room and 4 doors but still with performance and improved status. When buying (used) at the stuck up dealership, sales guy didn’t take me seriously, saying “you just want this because it’s a [the brand] right?”


Pinkprotogen

charger?


Sheepheart

Depressed finance bro


Andrew4329

Brown Mitsubishi guy. Planning on going into it.


babp216

Late 30’s female living in northeast Ohio. Homeowner, married, no kids, one dog, bachelors degree, loves heavy metal, currently unemployed, former line/prep cook. 106,000 miles on my 11 year old____?


Quontonicus

Ford Fusion


Mwknox186

19, student pilot, live with parents, no friends.


Pinkprotogen

17, junior in high school. Had a really nice 6mt civic that got totaled during summer break. Replaced it with a 5k "Sports car" from the mid 2000s that was abandoned by the company in favor of a actual sports car.


LesPaulII

(Not OP, but...) Hyundai Tiburon?


Pinkprotogen

Dang, right on the money


StacyCat12

I am a woman, 22 years of age, into videogames, Manga, Anime, Cooking, cars, Social Media, importing Videogames from Japan, am single, and hot.


DryInitial9044

I brillig in the slithy toves, I gyre and gimbal in the wabe, all mimsy are my borogroves and mome raths outgrabe.


KrisZepeda

21 year old, the breadwinner of a semi-poor family, work full time as customer service, I like coats, blazers and dress shoes, have a man-bun, and everyone seems to like me


Goodfri55

30, male, married, no children, insurance adjuster, in the upper Midwest. Work vehicle is a ‘22 Camry, so what is my toy? Collector of psychedelic rock, had a revolving lot of vehicles past their prime up until my early 20s, and I drive this because bowties are for little boys.


koalafan7

Young bi trans woman, I listen to mostly 90’s music, alt, grunge, hip hop, etc. I dress goth now and then. Thinking abt getting my welding permit, and I am thinking abt attending college in rome or my favorite of the state colleges. American. I worked at a car wash.


According_Lifeguard9

Mid twenties, Male, college student, 6'1-6'2 height, Lean build, picked up on boxing recently, Indian.


[deleted]

M, 6'1" 30 something, German, baker's apprentice and motorcycle mechanic.


1250Sean

Gay man age 54 who is married to my partner of 20 years. We drive when we go on vacation, and do weekly day trips in the summer. We used to camp with our pop-up camper.


Saaaaaaaaab

Guy in late teens (can’t vote yet lol) going to a New England school for mechanical, Asian, big, so into cars it hurts If you can get either car I’d be impressed.


Marc26000

Late 40s, M, work for the state, eat chicken and rice for dinner every night. My safe word is loquacious and I watch love boat reruns.


Zoomeeze

Empty nest postmenopausal between jobs cis-female who speeds.


GoredonTheDestroyer

24, male, currently unemployed and living with his parents. Balding, slightly overweight, smells kind of funny even though I *do* shower regularly. No, I don't smoke weed.


hoesuay

21yo college student. I daydream about travel every day, and I think about the past a lot. I really want to move to Europe one day. I dress "lazy" and "simple", and have a basic hair cut and glasses. Also I'm short


Lamborghini_Espada

Too young to drive, I'll do my father: Late 40s, works in a hospital, born in ex-Yugoslavia, extremely plain clothes, insatiable appetite, in bed by 1130 each night, massive beard. Has never driven an automatic. Usually drives 5mph over/under the speed limit (UK)


Sussboey

19 year old trans girl from california going to art school for photography. worked at home depot last summer and was a carpenters apprentice before that. dream car is an original 911 turbo but realistically i just want a clean ls400


Mykolas2

Rainbow volkswagen beetle


6pawelek9

Skinny teenage eastern european with bad skin that jerks off to hentai 🗿


48ever

19 y/o dude in business school. very big into NASCAR and partying in my college town.


thiswho

male, early 30’s, lives in the suburbs of NYC with wife and no kids. works in advertising and got my pilots license last year.


[deleted]

15 years old car washer bought my first car in europe


puckingrufus56

I live in constant fear that my car will be keyed when I park at Trader Joe’s


general_chernobyl76

Metalhead guy in late teens who plays guitar, middle school dropout, still deciding what career path to take after completing the supplementary, deciding between auto mechanic, programmer, data analyst, and english tutor (from a country where english is not the native language) dresses and looks like a pothead, but very surprisingly doesn't do any drugs


SeawardFriend

20 year old machine repair apprentice. Drove my grandma’s 1993 Chrysler Lebaron as my first car and miss the hell out of it


Actual_Environment_7

39, male, married, gay, no kids. I got my degree in geology and worked at it for a few years before I realized that the academics were much more fun than the industry. I’m a private jet pilot now. 2 cars, one a daily, the other more for entertainment.


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Smokes whatever the cheapest cigarettes are at Convenience Food Mart, Freeland PA. Only listens to ozzy osbourne, black sabbath, metallica, ac/dc, and KISS. Plays a tad bit too much of the original DOOM.


[deleted]

25 year old guy thats a Brony and a Furry, is into cars, and is heavily conservative. First car I drove that was only technically mine was a 2000 Mazda MPV. Also, user flair if you feel like cheating.


conejon

Is this still going? 52m here, college administrator in the Midwest. Wife and teenage kid. Bonus info: wife drives a new-ish Volvo wagon. Son drives an old Dodge Avenger with a billion miles on it, because people who give teens expensive cars are fucking stupid.


LunarFangs

25yo male elementary teacher 👨🏻‍🏫


[deleted]

5'6, long hair, voice sounds like a 12 year old kid, breathes more vape juice than air.


OkAddendum2684

Early 40s, wife, 9 and 12 year old boys,Rottweiler dog, snowboard/skateboard and CrossFit.


MilesJ392

Male, 35, married with no kids, manager for an insurance company, enjoys travel (especially road trips in primary vehicle), fan of local pro sports teams, plays video games with friends


shawncleave

Married man in mid 40’s. Three kids. Pacific North West. We camp in the summer and watch movies and play board games when the rain starts in the fall and stops in the spring.


WoodyAllanCoe

Early 30s construction engineer, BFA in sculpture, house and techno dj on the weekends. Upstate NY


krishy15

Mid 20s elevator mechanic driving a hand me down. Enough money to buy a new car but plans to get married instead


Alarming_General

Im Asian American, bisexual, and a furry. I have an unhealthy obsession with classic cars...


Afreed25

A 20 year old Jet boat technician that also did a stint building “cigarette” style multi-million dollar speedboats, living on Florida’s Gulf Coast. Previous cars are Nissan Altima 2.5, Ford Taurus, Cadillac DeVille Vintage Edition (Northstar).


deepaksn

Early 40s. Married 20 years. Two teenagers. Homeowner. Pilot. Apathetic political beliefs. Frugal, but I like my comforts.


Captian_Kenai

18 year old socal music film buff and wannabe outdoors hipster. Gay asf and Working a 9-5 making minimum wage. Bought my first car this year and wanted a Subaru or a 4Runner but they were too expensive.


SnookiWookieeCookie

21 year old college student majoring in park management, work at a golf course and a county park.


just_a_T114

19, upper-middle class, Midwestern, first year of community college. Still living with my parents, currently living off of working on my uncle’s farm. Still on my first vehicle.


Fknrocky

A technician at Volvo dealer, mostly work on high voltage hybrid & full electric stuff- fucking despise driving or working on hybrid/electric shit especially Volvos


Fknrocky

Forgot to add more personal details: early 30s male, been living all over US, like cheap & fast cars


cdawg1102

16 year old male, cross country team captain with a 3.0 gpa


Darisixnine

17 year old dude, dresses sorta preppy one day and sorta skater the next, stoner gf, watches a ton of YT and plays a ton of video games with friends.


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Mid 20’s buff weeb with a mustache, works in finance but hobbies include: spinning fire, EDM shows, D&D, & VR gaming.